"Chuxin, Master told you, don't throw your face to others later, Meimei is very pitiful. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

While his girlfriend went to the toilet, the tassel taught the monkey master with a serious heart. She has a lot of complaints about the fact that the monkey master always throws his face at his girlfriends, and as a master, she needs to educate this apprentice who doesn't know how to be polite.

"If it weren't for Meimei, Master wouldn't know how to use a mobile phone, and you wouldn't have taught me."

"You didn't ask me......"

"Aren't you a little self-conscious?" Tassel pursed his lips, with an unhappy look on his face: "Anyway, you are not allowed to throw your face at others." ”

"Yes, yes, I see."

The nemesis is the nemesis, the tassel says that the monkey master has no way at all, she doesn't let her face shake her face, then she doesn't shake it, anyway, it's over to endure it, and she should be unlucky and pressed by the ghost.

After a while, this Mei Mei walked out of the bathroom with her ass twisted, sat next to the tassel, didn't care about the monkey master's emotions towards her before, and opened her mouth to talk to the monkey master: "I said that you really don't care about Su Su, we went shopping today and saw a set of Gejensen's jewelry, as long as it was more than 10,000 yuan, we could take it, but Su Su was reluctant, this is your problem, you can't treat Su Su so badly, if she is willing, but a lot of people are willing to pay for her." ”

I just promised that the tassel would not scare people, so the monkey master didn't refute, but silently took out a ten-piece and a five-piece and two steel hammers from his pocket: "That's all." ”

"You're too stingy."

Tassel picked out the search to open the bag, took out a few red tickets from the inside and handed them to the monkey master: "Take it to ......"

It's not easy, there is a tradition of tassel slamming the door, usually a day to give the monkey fifty yuan pocket money, after buying cigarettes, there are more than ten yuan left, and all the money is controlled by the tassel, the monkey master's shop has a turnover of more than 300,000 a day, and in addition to the labor is pure earning, after all, the materials are taken from people for free, and some even take the initiative to send things to the monkey in order to climb the relationship.

Therefore, although the tassel is still far from the rich Tana, she is a rich girl. But there is money and there is money, but she picks it! How much can it be picked, it can't be shown in the original world, after all, the purchasing power at that time was like that, but after coming here, her picking has reached the peak and is crazy.

The simplest, such as a lamp, since the tassel knew that electricity was bought for money, she basically didn't turn on the lights in the house, she didn't read anyway, and watching TV with the lights off was her biggest hobby, not one of them. There is also toilet flushing, and she always has to store the water for washing her hands and face to flush the toilet. Also, there is also the aspect of eating, if there are no special circumstances, the food cost of the tassel does not exceed 30 yuan a day, three buns and two steamed buns in the morning, and a cup of soy milk. At noon, three steamed buns and three buns, drink boiling water. In the evening, a steamed bun and a steamed bun, continue to drink boiling water.

The clothes on her body were bought by Dai Wei, and when she knew that she needed five or six thousand, she couldn't eat for several days in distress, and the bag was a second-hand thing she picked up from the stall, ten yuan and a copper ring she picked up.

Although the monkey master usually persuades, but he can't persuade him after all, her slamming the door has gone deep into the bone marrow, and it does not change with external factors at all, and saving money is already one of the most important activities in her life.

If it weren't for the fact that the monkey master would not be looked down upon by her girlfriends just now, she would have given the monkey a hundred yuan to die, it really can't be more, the monkey is worth that price.

"You see, it's not me who picks, it's she who picks." The monkey master took a sip of milk tea: "This must be your money, if it is her, she will buy a bottle of mineral water at most." ”

"Well, this is too cost-effective, a little thing costs thirty or forty yuan a cup!" Tassel showed a look of disgust on his face: "My family's original intention is much more delicious than this." ”

"That's that, your family's original intention, your family's original intention, tell me how many times you have said it a day, I'm single."

When Mei Mei said this, the monkey master bent down to pick up something just now, he raised his body and scraped the tassel nose with his hand: "The phone is off." ”

"Oh oh, thank you."

"The movie is almost over...... Let's go inside. ”

I couldn't stand it anymore, so Mei Mei hurriedly ran out and ran to the side with her bag. Only the tassel and the monkey master were left in the position, and the tassel saw Mei Mei leaving, and then immediately pinched the monkey master's face with both hands as if rewarding: "Really good, you have to be obedient, I can give you a small reward." ”

"Last time you said to give a reward, and then you bought fifteen buns. Last time he said he would give me a reward, and then bought me a fake cigarette. Your reward is terrifying......"

The monkey man rubbed his nose: "This time it will be fake wine, right?" ”

"Isn't it cheap...... Tassel said with some embarrassment, "I didn't know it would be fake." ”

"Forget it, let's go in and watch a movie." The monkey man sighed, subconsciously held the tassel's hand, and pulled her into the cinema.

In a place like a movie theater, it is the first time for the monkey to come in, but he doesn't like to watch movies very much, you have to know what he does, and what he does is not more exciting than movies? What bullshit Superman, Batman, this thing is cannon fodder in his world system, okay? And those monster robots, to be honest, after experiencing Xiaohong's robot war, the dog's ...... That's called a real robot war, what Pacific Rim, what Terminator is weak. And what kind of StarCraft film, Master Monkey is even more reluctant to deal with it, after all, the Star Spirit Battleship is obscuring the sky, huge, and the technological content is even stronger than human imagination. And martial arts films......

Hold the grass, big brother, don't make trouble. Miss Meimei, do you know who your stupid best friend is? She is the strongest king in the swordsman world, the only sword saint in the world, who controls 108,000 swords in the world and controls 25,000 clouds in Shushan. You let her watch martial arts movies? Look at those botched slow-motion martial arts? She threw a tantrum to burn down the movie theater, believe it or not.

So although the movie is wonderful, no one is interested in watching the monkey and the tassel, after all, a martial arts film with magical colors, beating those ugly little monsters, others may feel that they are substituting themselves into that bizarre world, but for the monkey and the tassel, this is simply a playhouse......

In the end, the tassel simply fell asleep on the monkey's shoulder, this silly girl fell asleep in the noisy movie theater in such a daze, and the sound of breathing hung in the monkey's ears......

He didn't know when the movie ended, but he knew that after he was woken up by Meimei, the tassel was still sleeping, not only sleeping with her, but also talking in her sleep......

"Initial Intention...... I don't want it, I can't eat it......"

"Hey...... Stop eating, get up and go to work. The monkey man rubbed his tasseled face: "I can't make money if I don't get up anymore." ”

As soon as he heard that he couldn't make money, the tassel that was originally intoxicated with the food in his sleep woke up suddenly, and then wiped the saliva on the shoulder of the monkey master, and sat there in a daze for a long time.

"Let's go." Master Monkey took the hand of the tassel: "Go home and sleep." ”

But fortunately, after walking a few steps, the tassel came to her senses, rubbing her eyes and yawning and walking beside the monkey master, her hair was messy, her hair was shaggy, and she looked like a puppy who walked unsteadily, soft and cute.

And Mei Mei was helping her sort out her clothes and hair on the side, looking quite careful, this detail made Master Monkey slightly change his opinion of this girl who has a lot of.

"I'll tell you, Su Su is stupid. You have to let her a little more, her heart is full of you, if you want to be sorry for her, I will definitely not let you go, I know a lot of people in society. ”

Okay, okay, you know a lot of big brothers in society, you're strong, you're ruthless. But for the sake of protecting the tassels, I won't beat you.

The monkey master thought so in his heart, and the tassel was a little embarrassed by what she said, and his eyes were hidden.

"That's right." The monkey master pulled up the tassel's arm and raised the small bell hanging on his head: "Do you know what this is?" ”

"This bell, huh?" Mei Mei blinked: "What is it?" Purple and gold bells? ”

"It's not." The monkey shook his head: "I brought it with the tassel child, and then the child was gone, so I left this little bell as a souvenir." ”

Although Tassel had already inquired about this so-called child, the monkey never said it, and now it was suddenly brought up, although the car was a little caught off guard, but her curiosity was also mobilized, and she really wanted to know what was going on with that imaginary child......

"Oh my God...... Have you ever had children? ”

"It's called Lu Xin, my name." The monkey master squinted his eyes and smiled, but his eyes were full of pain: "Very beautiful." ”

The moment this eye touched the tassel, her heart seemed to be hit by something, and an irrepressible pain and sadness spread in the bottom of her heart, and tears flowed out in an instant.

"Initial Intention...... Why, why...... Why am I so uncomfortable......"

"Because after all, you gave birth to it." The monkey master shook his head and wiped away the tears of the tassel with his hand: "Forget it...... Don't mention it, don't mention it, okay? ”

"Uh-huh......" The tassel was delicate and tender, but the appearance was still so pitiful.

Mei Mei probably felt redundant at this time, so she coughed twice and left. And when there were only two people left, the monkey and the tassel, the tassel's tears came down again.

"Chuxin, did I really give birth to you?"

"Of course." Master Monkey's hand was on Tassel's shoulder and hugged her hard: "So, you are not only my master." ”

After speaking, he bent down and wanted to kiss the tassel, but the tassel pushed softly a few times: "Chu ...... Initial ...... I'm ...... I'm your master......"

Master is a fart, if she really wanted to resist, she wouldn't be so soft, with her strength, although it was not enough to resist the monkey master, but in this case it was no problem to break free, but she didn't even resist at all, okay, and finally even closed her eyes, Master...... Master is a fart.

But at this critical moment, Master Monkey's phone rang, he picked it up and took a look, and found that it was actually Xiaohong's internal code. If it were someone else, he would probably hang up the phone directly, but Xiaohong actually used the phone, which made him feel very surprised.

"I recommend that you don't be busy kissing, there is a space-time fluctuation on Nephiten's side."

"What do you mean?"

When the monkey master called, the tassel pouted behind his head and stomped his feet twice, snorted in a low voice, and then poked the monkey master's waist: "You're busy, I'll go back first." ”

"Wait for me to go back with me."

"No, I'm going to accompany Meimei, her birthday ...... today"

"Oh...... Help me say happy birthday to her. After the monkey master finished speaking, he quickly bent down and kissed the tassel on the lips: "Satisfied, right?" ”

Tassel suddenly flushed face, snorted, said "bad guy" and hurried away.

"Scum, you are **** Xiaohong ruthlessly accusing the monkey master: "I won't even let go of the master who raised you, brute!" ”

"If you scold Lao Tzu again, I will go back to the past and delete you completely."

"Okay, you don't want to. Continuing on, the world that Nephi Heaven went to has abnormal fluctuations, it should be that the ichthyosaur has passed, do you need to go over? ”

"It doesn't matter if Nephilim is not a weak chicken. It wouldn't be so easy for a person with great power to target another person with great power, it wasn't a problem for him to come back, the question was why that guy would know that Nephilim had gone to that place. ”

"It's not clear now."

Xiaohong and the monkey man analyzed for a long time, while Meimei and Tassel sat on the bench in the small park, and the tassel told the story between her and the monkey master, of course, these stories have been artistically processed, but the general story has not changed much.

What do you say that they have been dependent on each other for more than ten years, tassels and Chuxin have long been an inseparable part, although Chuxin is an apprentice, but Tassel said to Meimei that Chuxin has always been her protector.

The small details in this story moved Mei Mei so much, and she was noisily trying to find the same man to marry. But speaking of which, although the monkey master doesn't seem to be able to speak, she really didn't expect this man to be so warm......

And at this moment, two young men of medium stature suddenly popped out of the shadows, they were holding knives in their hands, and they walked towards Tassel and Meimei with fierce expressions.

"Get the money out!"

A young man walked up to Tassel with a knife in his hand, and he looked vicious. And Mei Mei, who was immersed in the family love story, was suddenly frightened, and Tassel tilted her head to look at the two people, blinking her eyes for an unknown reason......

"Hurry up!"

As he was talking, the young man behind him also walked up and pointed a knife at the tassel: "Brother, look." This girl is so handsome. ”

"What are you going to do?"

"Why don't we grab something else besides money?"

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Hahahaha, today the whistle is updated...... Awesome (to be continued.) )