84 stupid shot

Yang Shirt and Lang Si Gu Xue arrived in the mountains in order to find the cattle cannon, they broke into the headquarters of the Lala Sect after passing through the swamp, and after the Lara Sect leader knew the reason why they entered the Lala Sect, the Sect Leader took the initiative to take them to find the chef shop owner.

The sect leader led the four of them to the low forest in the darkness, and the ancient army looked at the terrain and asked, "Sect Master, where are we going?" ”

The sect leader continued to lead the way and said: "Lala Sect has a holy place, it is very magical, it can transform people's souls, if I am not mistaken, the chef you said is going to take your ox cannon and go there, he wants to use the life of your good friend Niu cannon to save the soul of his dead wife, hoping that his wife will go to heaven." ”

Lang Si was frightened and asked anxiously: "So much time has passed, cannon, has he already killed him?" ”

Gu Xue also said worriedly: "Oh, yes, it's been so long, it's really unlucky!" ”

Yang Shan said: "Uncle Lang, don't worry, how many times has it been proved that my high-tech brain system can accurately judge that this time, the Niu cannon is safe and sound." ”

Lang Si said, "Okay, little goat, I'll believe you once." ”

The sect leader said, "Yo? Do you still have a powerful brain system? Okay, then you lead the way, I see if you can have the right way? ”

Yang Shirt said: "Okay, then everyone will listen to me, we need to speed up and transform the soul, it takes a process, maybe three days, maybe two days!" Follow me! ”

Saying that, Yang Yi ran away, and the sect leader was very happy and said, "You are too powerful!" He also ran quickly, and Gu Jun Gu Xue and Lang Si naturally followed and ran faster.

After running some distance, I heard some voices from behind:

"Damn, there seem to be a few people running away just now!"

"What are you stunned, someone has already gone to the old light mixed room to see, and the sect leader is gone!"

"You mean the Sect Master ran away?"

"That's right! The Sect Master has run away! ”

"Come on, the sect leader has run away, let's chase him!"

For a while, the back seemed to be crazy, and there were no less than 50 people, shouting together: "Don't run!" Catch the Master! Chase! ”

The Sect Master ran to the front, ran hard, and then turned back to them and said, "You can't stop, you know, you must run after me, and you can't run anywhere else, there are many traps in the woods, and there are many natural traps, and you have to speed up!" ”

Gu Xue ran slowly, Lang Si pulled her to run, Gu Jun and Yang Shan were at the same speed, Yang Shan didn't expect Gu Jun to be old and his physical fitness was still so strong.

Gu Jun asked puzzledly, "Sect Master, why are they chasing you?" ”

The sect leader let out a long sigh in the middle of running: "Hey, how can I say it." ”

Yang Shirt ran and said: "Let me tell you, because he is the sect leader, but as the sect leader, he has no freedom, every day, he feels bored to death, his disciples trapped him here, let him tell them the story of the Lala God, they are convinced of the Lala Sect, they are convinced of the Lala God, they are already obsessed, he wants to come out to breathe, but they don't let him out!" Right? ”

The leader said, "Amazing! The powerful system of your brain, it's really too powerful, it really is! ”

Lang Sishang said breathlessly: "Then you are fake for helping us this time, and it is true to run away?" ”

The sect leader said: "No, no, no, it's true to help you, it's also true that I escaped and scattered my heart!" ”

Gu Jun couldn't help but say: "I didn't expect that there are really people in the world who believe in anything, people, are there so many simple-minded people?" Hey, think about it, there are indeed too many simple-minded people, just take the small advertisements on the side of the road, there are criminals who post advertisements, the content is a lot of money to ask for children, the background is a beautiful woman, what to say because of the urgency to get pregnant, need a man to have a relationship with her, as long as the child is conceived, give the man a lot of money, it stands to reason, we know at a glance that it is a fraud, but, do you know, the whole country is deceived, a few years ago, more than 100,000 people a year, just now, there are still people who are deceived, can you imagine, Scammers are the lowest means, and there are still people who fall for it! This person really should reflect on himself! ”

The sect leader hurriedly said: "Everyone, pay attention, you have to be careful, there are more traps ahead, you see what I do, you do it, you must remember, otherwise, you will fall into the hands of the crazy disciples behind, it will be a big pot of dishes to eat!" ”

Lang Si said: "I thought there was something terrible, it turned out to be for us to eat a big pot of dishes, then let's not run!" ”

The leader said, "You think it's a real cauldron? This is an adjective, and when you fall into their hands, they will use you like a big pot of vegetables, and all kinds of torture methods will be used on you! That's a big pot dish! Do you eat or not? Buy Ga! No more nonsense, be careful! The trap is coming! Buddy, don't take it lightly, line up in order, follow my every move, and jump! ”

Suddenly, the sect leader took a big step to the right, followed by Gu Jun, who followed him and took a big step to the right, but Lang Si didn't react yet, and said in his mouth, is it so exaggerated.

As soon as he finished speaking, the whole person sank and fell into the ground, but he didn't expect that there was a trap pit here, and Lang Si shouted: "Ah! Save me! ”

Yang Shirt stepped forward, and just when Lang Si's head didn't cross the ground, Yang Shirt grabbed his hand, which prevented Lang Si from continuing to sink.

Lang Si gasped and said, "It's really dangerous, I almost fell down!" He could feel his feet still dangling in the air, and it was pitch black underneath, and he didn't know how deep it was.

The sect leader stopped, turned around a little angrily, and said: "Tell you to follow me, what I do, you can do it, they all said that there is a trap, fortunately, this young man's reaction and speed are first-class, otherwise, if you fall a little more, you will be stabbed to death by the wolf hammer placed in the trap pit!" ”

Yang Shirt worked hard, and Lang Si's two legs kicked on the pit wall, and the force was pushed to one place, and Lang Si was dragged up.

The people chasing after shouted closer, and the sect leader hurriedly greeted a few of them and said, "Stop grinding, follow me!" ”

Saying that, the sect leader continued to run forward, the ancient army followed, where did Lang Si dare to go his own way, and followed closely, followed by Yang Shan, Yang Yi pulled Gu Xue at the moment and ran again.

Gu Xue said in a panic: "See, Lao Lang, you must not have a fluke mentality, you must follow the behavior of the sect leader, you have proved to everyone with your practical actions, if you don't follow, you will suffer!" ”

Lang Si ran and said, "Gu Xue, when are you still making fun of me!" I don't mean to follow the sect leader, I didn't react for a while, and I tried to verify it in a desperate way, I don't dare! ”

At this time, the sect leader leaned back and shouted, "Follow me back!" There is a thin rope here, after touching, there will be a trapping net to fall, covering the person into the net, the more you struggle, the more you can't break free! ”

The people behind leaned back, Lang Si's body softness was not so good, as soon as he leaned back, he knelt on both knees, Yang Shirt leaned back and pushed him, Lang Si just crossed the thin rope, and Gu Xue's softness was very good, easy to pass, Lang Si still had something to tease and said: "Gu Xue, your movements are so beautiful, I estimate that you must be very beautiful when you dance, I don't know who is so lucky to marry you in the future." ”

Gu Xue said: "Don't be poor, be careful that you fall into the trap again!" ”

Lang Siyi stepped forward and got up again, shouting that it was really dangerous! Before he could settle down, he saw the sect leader's left leg raised, leaving only one right leg on the ground and flicking forward!

Lang Si was dumbfounded and said, "I'm a! What kind of trap is this, and you still have to play crutches? ”

"Stop talking nonsense, keep up!" The ancient army followed the sect leader in front and walked forward.

Lang Si breathed a long sigh of relief, and could only bounce his legs and follow, but after a few bounces, the center of gravity of his body was unstable, and he couldn't help asking: "Sect Master, if I don't follow you, I accidentally bounce off, or both legs hit the ground, what will happen?" ”

The sect leader said: "In this place, except for a road that is the width of the sole of your foot, you can be bitten to death by insects if you step on any place!" ”

"Bugs?" Gu Xue felt furious when she heard this, "Does this mean that the leaves here are full of man-eating insects?" So why are there no bugs on this soles-wide road? ”

Yang Shan said: "It's not that there are no bugs, but we are bounced on the back of a relatively long bug at the moment!" It's the back of a long centipede! ”

As soon as the words came out, everyone else was surprised, and the sect leader said, "The young man is so powerful, what he said is very right! ”

Lang Si said with big eyes: "After doing it for a long time, it's not a road that I'm stepping on, it's also a bug!" ”

The sect leader continued: "This area is a gathering place for centipedes, scorpions and other poisonous insects, as for why they gather here, I don't know how to explain it, maybe the environment here is more suitable for them, you must also ask, why do you step on the back of such a big and long centipede, the centipede does not get angry and gets up to eat us?" ”

"yes, I just wanted to ask that!" Lang Si is now frightened, the imbalance that he just thought about and deviated from the direction, and now he has a twelve-point spirit, and he doesn't dare to deviate from the direction at all.

The balance of the Yang shirt in the back is still well grasped, and it looks like it is walking on one leg, and it is also smooth and steady.

The leader said, "Young man, can you explain?" ”

Gu Xue asked: "Little goat, in your brain, can you also explain this?" ”

Yang Shirt said: "I can!" This big centipede, is not an ordinary centipede, it can become a sperm, you know, the larger and more special insects, the slower the reaction and action, this is a certain scientific basis, and this centipede, for many years will not move at all, but it is not dead, the mouth can still be opened, and there are many small insects from elsewhere to find things to feed it! ”

Lang Si said in the back: "Oh, so that's the case, I understand, it turns out that this big centipede is seriously ill, and it is estimated that it is paralyzed, and it can't take care of itself, so we just beat so its back, and it doesn't feel it!" ”

The sect leader nodded and said, "There is also such a possibility, after all, we are all human beings, not insects, we don't understand the language of insects, and the truth of the facts cannot be confirmed!" Okay, you have to be careful, we're going to have to do a somersault in a moment, because we're about to get to the head of the big centipede, and after the head of the big centipede, there will be no more man-eating bugs on the ground! ”

Bounced a few more steps, but when he saw the sect leader shouting, he jumped forward and did a high somersault, and at the same time as he turned over, the head of the big centipede on the ground was raised, and he opened his sickle mouth to bite the sect leader, but the sickle mouth closed, but he pounced in the air, and it was only a punch from the sect leader's neck.

The sect leader threw himself on the ground, rolled forward twice by inertia, and was finally safe and sound, he stood up and looked back, but saw that the ancient army was bouncer higher than him, and the centipede couldn't reach it at all, and the ancient army also rolled over, got up, and looked back with the sect leader.

The sect leader said, "You old man, you are even more powerful than the younger me!" The body is awesome! ”

Next, it's time to wave four. Lang Si braked suddenly, stood on one foot on the spot, and shouted back: "Little goat, slow down!" Don't bump into it! ”

Yang Shan guessed that Lang Si was going to slow down, he came up and picked Lang Si's buttocks with one kick, and immediately, Lang Si was picked to fly, passed the centipede's head, and landed safely beside Gu Jun and the sect leader.

Yang Shirt stood still, grabbed Gu Xue's hand, and shook it hard, Gu Xue was also thrown out by Yang Shirt, and the centipede did not eat Gu Xue, Gu Xue was hugged by Lang Si and landed safely.

Yang Shirt had no worries, and jumped hard, which was higher than the ancient army's jump, and landed very steadily.

The leader said, "Yes, yes, everyone is very good. ”

Gu Jun said: "This centipede, it's so terrifying, if the people behind follow me, it won't be eaten by the centipede!" Why don't you let me fix it! ”

As he spoke, Gu Jun picked up his gun and aimed it at the centipede, "Bang!" A gunshot rang out! The head of the centipede, which was quite fierce, fell in response to the gunshot.

Gu Jun laughed, blew the muzzle, turned off the insurance, made a particularly handsome move, put the gun back on his belt, and said: "Okay, with me, you don't have to worry about any problems, now, centipedes will no longer harm people, don't praise me, I should do this!" ”

Lang Si jumped happily and said, "Uncle Gu, it's not okay not to praise you, you are really amazing, your marksmanship is accurate, and your marksmanship is fast!" You're my idol! Ginger is still old and spicy! Uncle Gu, you are both wise and brave! ”

Yang Xie shook his head and said, "I didn't expect it, I didn't want to see it, but it still happened,"

Gu Jun Gu Xue and Lang Si were all elated, but Yang Shan and the sect leader didn't have a trace of joy.

The Sect Master was extremely frightened and uneasy, and he squeaked up and down.

Lang Si noticed the abnormality of the sect leader, and he said: "Sect leader, what's wrong with you, shouldn't you be guilty of some kind of lamb madness or something crazy and foaming at the mouth?" ”

The sect leader was still terrified, trembling and said, "What crazy! You stupid people, whoever shoots, who is it! ”

Gu Jun said: "I, it's me, I'm so handsome, do you turn a blind eye?" ”

The leader said, "You? I don't know, Yang shirt with a powerful brain system, what do you think of this old guy's stupid shot? ”