831 Spring Thirty Niang (I)
In the original work, Wuyue Mountain has always been dumb.
But today the dumb man has something to do temporarily, so let the blind man take his place.
The blind man is just a nickname, but he is not blind, but he is the one with the best eyesight on Wuyue Mountain.
The reason why he is called blind is only because he handles many things like a retarded person. That's why he was called blind.
At this time, the blind man took Lin Yi and came to Wuyue Mountain.
It is still surrounded by earthen walls, and there are several earthen houses in the earthen walls, and there is a two-story building in the center, which is a wooden structure.
There were several tables in the courtyard, and on the benches around the tables, several people sat horizontally and vertically.
The most central one is a middle-aged man with a mouth of stubble and a sloppy look.
When Lin Yi saw this person, he couldn't help but smile secretly in his heart.
Isn't this the second leader played by Wu Mengda?
When the second master saw the blind man running in, he scolded: "Blind, why are you panicking? Your mom died? ”
"No," said the blind man hysterically in her peculiar woman's voice, "someone is looking for a helper. ”
"What are you looking for? It can't be a murder of the gang leader, right? ”
The second master is vicious.
The people around also looked at Lin Yi at the door with fierce looks.
"No, the second master, this hero is here to help the leader."
"Just kidding, our gang leader is a hero in the world, unparalleled in the world, does he still need someone to help? Do you need it? ”
Second, the master asked those people around him.
One by one, the people shouted, "No need! ”
Then the second master tilted his head and squinted at Lin Yi: "You guy is dressed strangely, dressed up in a flowing manner, what are you doing in our Wuyue Mountain!" ”
Lin Yi smiled faintly and said, "I said, looking for your helper." ”
The second master still wanted to speak, but behind those people, a voice said: "You are enough, you have stolen all my lines." ”
This voice is also quite familiar to Lin.
Anyone who has watched Xingye's movie will be familiar with this sound.
It is the voice of Xing Ye's royal voice actor, Shi Banyu.
The second master nodded hurriedly and said, "Helper, I don't want to rob you of your words, I just want to help you share the pain and sorrow in life." ”
While speaking, the two masters separated from the crowd.
The gang leader played by Xing Ye appeared.
I saw him reclining on the table behind him, with a Zhang Fei-style beard on his face, his left hand supporting his head, and a fan in his right hand, which was gently fanning.
He slowly opened his eyes and looked at Lin Yi: "You came to me, why did you come to me?" ”
As soon as he opened his eyes, Lin Yi saw clearly that this gang leader turned out to be a cross-eyed.
This is the consequence of the Seven Wounds Punch of the Kunlun faction a few days ago.
Lin Yi said: "I'm here to help you." ”
"How can I help?"
"You'll find out later."
"Oh. Then you can come back later. ”
Lin Yi smiled: "If you come again in the future, I'm afraid it's too late." ”
"Hmm. Your reasons are so good that I have to keep you. ”
The helper said.
The second master hurriedly said: "Helper, you left him like this, it's too hasty, right?" ”
"Or else? Do you want to strip him naked, cut open his belly, slice it and study it, and then leave him behind? ”
The gang leader glared at the second master.
The blind man next to him looked at the ganger's angry appearance, and couldn't help but be a nymphomaniac: "The gangmaster is so manly, and people like it so much." ”
Lin Yi said at this time: "Helper, according to my calculations, within a few days, a woman will come here. Everyone has to be careful. ”
"Women?"
The helper's tongue swirled around his lips.
The others also laughed lewdly: "Hey, hey, hey......"
"This woman is not an ordinary woman."
Lin also said.
The second master said with a smile: "Hehe, of course it won't be an ordinary woman, hehehehe......"
……
That night, in his free time, Lin Yi asked the system, "What is the task of this plane?" ”
The system replied, "This time you have enough freedom to do whatever you want." When the plot is finished, I'll give you a score based on what you've done. The higher the score, the more evolution points you will be rewarded. ”
The system has always been very capricious, no matter what tricks he plays, Lin Yi is not surprised.
Soon, three days had passed.
On this day, these robbers from Wuyue Mountain were drinking wine in big bowls and eating meat in large pieces.
The mute who had gone out to watch the wind ran in quickly.
He kept gesturing, and his ass was still writhing around.
One asked, "Why is the dumb man like he is complaining today?" What the hell is he going to say? ”
The second master said: "There is a woman outside. ”
The blind man asked, "Second master, how do you know it's a woman?" Maybe it's an officer and soldier. ”
The second master patted the blind man on the head and said, "No wonder people say that you are blind and don't see the dumb butt twisting around?" ”
"Maybe it's hemorrhoids?"
Another said.
The second master nodded thoughtfully: "Makes sense." But even so, it's just an officer and soldier with hemorrhoids, what are you afraid of, hahahaha......"
Everyone laughed.
Lin Yi saw this and knew that this was the woman who was coming.
He immediately returned to a mud hut in the back.
There is no climax stage of the plot yet, and there is no need for him to interfere too much with the plot.
As soon as Lin Yi entered the house, he saw a woman appear at the door.
This woman is dressed in a light gauze cover, her body is soft, and she is confused.
When the robbers saw this, they all swallowed their saliva.
The second master even smiled lewdly and said, "Lin Yi said that there would be a woman here, and sure enough, she came." Hey hey ......"
The woman held a peach blossom in her hand, glanced at everyone, and said, "The world is treacherous, and the north wind is cold. A weak woman wants to find a shelter to rest and wash the dust off her body. ”
The second master smiled and said, "Do you know what kind of place this is?" ”
The woman said, "This place is full of smoke and miasma, and your faces are hideous, and it does not look like an inn. Could it be ...... Is it a black shop? ”
The second master smiled: "You still dare to come in knowing that it is a black store?" Aren't you afraid of sheep falling into the mouth of a tiger? ”
The woman smiled charmingly and said, "It's too early to say who is the sheep and who is the tiger." If you uncles are robbers, aren't you afraid that I am the head of robbers? ”
"Who the hell are you sacred!"
The second master slapped the table, and with a bang, the bowl on the table was slapped into several pieces.
The blind man next to him was startled and shouted hysterically: "Ahhhhhhh ”
The second boss scolded: "Bastard! It's me just picking my teeth, bleeding gums, what's the fuss. ”
As he spoke, he pulled out the scum that was stuck in the palm of his hand.
Whoop –
The blood spurted out like a fountain.
The second master hurriedly stuffed the bowl residue into the wound and blocked the fountain.
At this time, a gust of wind blew, and the light veil on the woman's left shoulder was blown down, revealing a fair and tender fragrant shoulder.
Everyone's eyes suddenly straightened.
But when they saw the pattern tattooed on the woman's shoulder, they were all terrified.
I saw that it was a blooming peach blossom.