Chapter 2 Interviews and Examinations

The sun seems to be a little boring today, there will be a while, and there will be none. The weather is like a charming girl.

But no matter what, today Jiang Tianming can be described as a spring breeze, mainly because he has a sense of accomplishment, at noon he served the long-awaited three fresh squid, Youyou picked up the chopsticks and tasted it, only to see her carefully chew her tears twice and immediately flew out, seeing this, Jiang Tian immediately hugged her in his arms, wiped her tears, kissed his forehead, comforted her for a long time before she calmed down and ate obediently, Youyou is too sensitive, too fragile and too sentimental.

In the face of the cruel reality, this is a big shortcoming, it can even make people lose all thoughts, but if there is a person around you who is willing to take care of you all the time, wipe your tears when you cry, and give you a gentle embrace when you are cold, sentimentality may also become a compliment......

Jiang Tianming thought of the pear blossoms with the rain just now and said to himself that he would tie his brother to his side for the rest of his life, otherwise he would be sorry for his stomach, and he really felt that he had achieved a great achievement, I seem to have a talent for cooking, I heard that there is a place called Mi Qi Lin Samsung Restaurant, where the chefs are very rich...... When I looked back and thought about it, I realized that I was thinking too much.

In the afternoon, Jiang Tianming browsed some content about recruitment on the computer, thinking about finding a part-time job, and after looking at it for a while, he found that many of them failed to meet the conditions, but when he was about to give up, he suddenly found a recruitment information like this:

"Tranquility Village Orphanage recruits two administrators, aged 18 to 20 years old, with a monthly salary of 5,000 contact number xxxxxxxxxx" Relying on a monthly salary of 5,000? Jiang Ling glanced at the information again, and the time of publication was actually just a few minutes ago, he immediately dialed the contact number, and after a while, a woman's voice came, and after checking the recruitment conditions, the woman asked her to come for an interview at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning, and then told him the specific address. It's that easy? Could it be that the character he has been saving for decades has finally exploded? Whatever, start preparing the materials.

The next day

"Come on, come back with me early." Yoyo said to Jiang Tian.

"Well, bye-bye"

"Bye-bye"

Jiang Tianming didn't sleep well at all last night, but he couldn't wait to go out very early this morning, the warm morning light hit the ground, which made people very comfortable......

The bus is not very fast, Jiang Tianming squinted on the car for more than 30 minutes to reach the destination, got off the bus, he followed the road sign and soon entered the quiet village, there is a slogan at the village with many "advanced rich demonstration village", I didn't expect this village to have an advanced rich demonstration village title, looking at the farmland, the neat crops look quite magnificent, there is a feeling of modern mechanized farming, every household has also built a small western-style building, and soon found the orphanage after asking the villagers.

The orphanage is surrounded by a white wall that is not too high, a brand-new big iron gate is like the first day, push the door and go in, you will see eight or nine green brick and small green tile bungalows enclosing a courtyard that is not too small and not too big, the road to the courtyard is also slate bricks, both sides of the road are also full of flowers, until the left and right sides of the fence, Jiang Tianming only knows two of them lavender and violet, on the whole, this is a neat and beautiful courtyard.

Jiang Tianming suddenly saw a woman beckoning to him on the left side of the courtyard, so he walked over quickly,

"Jiang Tianming, come and sit inside for a while, I'm Qiu Xiaofeng, the director of this orphanage." The woman in front of me, who is about thirty years old, is very temperamental, dressed in a rather formal solemn dress, and has the beauty of a professional woman.

"Dean Qiu, hello" After speaking, Jiang Tianming entered this room. No, this should be a classroom, more than 30 school matching desks, and there is actually multimedia, which makes Jiang Tian feel like he is back in school, there are seven or eight people in it who are already sitting down and waiting, and they are all here to apply for jobs about the same age as him. After a few minutes, a few more people came, and Jiang Tian glanced at his phone, and it was ten o'clock in a minute.

At this time, another person walked in, but this figure attracted a lot of attention, the long Bordeaux red hair reflected a kind of cold temperament that is difficult for today's people to look at, the slender eyelashes are very dynamic, the skin seems to be blown and broken, Jiang Tianming has only seen a girl with such delicate skin in beauty photos, the black long-sleeved T-shirt with black skinny denim and black toe heels outline a sultry curve, she was stunned at the door for a moment, and then walked to a position next to Jiang Tianming and sat down. Jiang Tianming was actually stunned, and he didn't withdraw his gaze until she walked up to him and sat down.

"Is it pretty?" A soft voice rang out. She asked, as if she had nothing to do, in a very flat tone that did not mean mockery.

Jiang Tianming didn't react for the first time, she was asking him this question, and then he said in a panic: "Oh, no... It's not good-looking, no, no, no, it's good-looking. Jiang Tian didn't mention how many grass and mud horses were rolling in his heart at this time, he was just praying to Almighty God in his heart, help me find a crack in the ground and let me get in, this is too embarrassing.

God must have said that there are so many holes in the ground that you go to Ant-Man to borrow clothes and go down, I'm very busy......

"Is it good?" Unexpectedly, at this time, she turned her gaze to Jiang Tianming and asked again, looking at him with a somewhat playful expression.

"You're really good-looking, you're the prettiest girl I've ever seen, uh, I'm not complimenting you." Jiang Tian replied with some shame.

After the pink red lips curled up a little, he looked to the side and stopped looking at him, Jiang Tianming thought to himself, she was not satisfied with this answer, maybe she didn't care at all. At this time, Qiu Xiaofeng came in with a stack of lists, like an invigilator walking into the classroom with a test paper, which made Jiang Tianming a familiar nervousness.

"I'm sorry, I didn't think that we would win so many people in such a remote place, but fortunately, I prepared six open-ended questions for you in advance, thirty minutes, and then I will select two answers that I am most satisfied with, and these two people will also become the candidates who will be accepted this time, okay, no more nonsense, let's get started." After saying that, she began to hand out the test papers.

After hearing this, the thirteen people present except for the girl in black who did not show surprise, everyone else wondered, what is the situation? The interview becomes an exam, alas, the materials that have been prepared for so long have been prepared for so long, the manuscript, the preparation in vain, the first time I heard that there is a unit recruiting people like this, right? Jiang Tianming was also stunned, one of the most annoying things in his life was exams or something, and he couldn't imagine that he would have to take exams when he came to find a part-time job?

However, there is another very important question: what will be tested in an orphanage recruitment fair? Chinese? If it's Chinese, then it's okay, Jiang Tianming used to take the exam and hoped that he could get more points in Chinese, if he took the math test, he would be done more, wouldn't it be the English test that he would never fail the subject, right? In the past, his parents would question him anxiously and seriously after seeing his English results, but every time he answered his parents, he would say solemnly, "I am Chinese, I am patriotic." Then he showed his parents the Chinese score that he could only look at, which made his parents at a loss, and they didn't know how to refute it......

Isn't it a question of philosophy...... Thinking of this, Qiu Xiaofeng had already handed him the question paper, and when he picked it up and looked at it, Jiang Tianming saw the following questions that made him unforgettable for the rest of his life,

Question 1:

My next sentence is wrong, my last sentence is right. Which is right and which is wrong in my first and second sentences?

Jiang Tianming stared at these twenty words for two minutes, and finally came to a conclusion: "Are you kidding me?" Then his eyes drifted to the next question.

Question 2:

If an animal lives for 0.9 seconds, let it live for 0.09 seconds when it is about to die, and 0.009 seconds when it is about to die...... How long does it live, please?

A is less than 1s. B is equal to 1s. C does not die

Jiang Tianming looked at his heart and said that this was a mathematical problem, and then looked back and looked at it carefully twice, and said that this is still teasing me! Forget it, move on to the third question.

Question 3:

A crocodile steals a baby crocodile from a female crocodile and tells the female crocodile, if you guess whether I return the baby crocodile or not, I will give the baby crocodile back to you, and what happens if the female alligator answers, "You won't give the baby back to me"?

Jiang Tianming thought to himself that the people in this orphanage must have been invited by monkeys......

Question 4:

It has been said that "God is omnipotent". A wise man asked-for-tat: "Can God create a stone that he cannot move?" "Do you think God could have created this stone? And please write the arguments that you think are correct.

Jiang Tianming thought for a while and said hey, that's it? I thought it would be difficult for Uncle Ben, so I wrote this passage in addition to the answer: "God can recreate the second God who can move this stone, and the stone that God No. 1 can't move will be handed over to the powerful God No. 2 to move." After finishing this paragraph, Jiang Ling Chunfeng proudly continued to look at the next question.

Question 5:

A and B engage in a gamble.

The gambling method is: the third party calculates the money in the wallets of A and B, and the one with less money can win the money of the one with more money.

A's idea for this gamble is that if B has less money than I do, I may lose my existing money. But if B has more money than I do, and I win, I'll get more money than I have. I was able to win more money than I lost, so this gamble worked in my favor.

Please ask if A's idea is correct, and if not, please write the basis.

When Jiang Tianming saw this question, he felt that this was a test given to him by Almighty God, testing whether he could withstand the feeling of being molested...... Alas~ Let's move on to the next question.

Question 6:

If you traveled through time to the past, killed your maternal grandfather and married your maternal grandmother before your mother was born, who are you yourself?

After reading this last question, Jiang Tianming finally understood a key question: he might not be applying for an orphanage, but a place like a children's psychiatric sanatorium pretending to be an orphanage.

He raised his head to look at the others, and found that except for the girl in black next to him, who seemed to be answering the question with great interest, the others also had skeptical expressions. Then he found that Qiu Xiaofeng was sitting on the podium as if he was carefully observing everyone's expressions, could this be a trap from the beginning? Qiu Xiaofeng uses these questions to observe our attitude towards life?

Thinking of this, Jiang Tianming immediately pretended to be serious about the question, and couldn't help but sigh complacently~ This trick is really high, but fortunately, I was smart enough to see through it, hehe......