Coincidentally, seeing that the shriveled muscles on the branch-like arm of the goddess began to bulge violently, I had already raised my gun to aim at the goddess's dry temple, and my fingers were slightly forced, and when I was about to pull the trigger, I suddenly heard a loud bang behind me, and suddenly the smoke and fire startled.

I didn't have to look back, and even if I did, I couldn't see anything, and I was surrounded by thick black smoke.

This is just a privately made incendiary * bomb, the burning dose is small and single, specially used for arson, in fact, to put it bluntly, it is a limited arson bomb, otherwise, I don't dare to let the big mouth easily take it out.

The power is also just right, neither causing a large area of fire, nor too hot air currents, just thick black smoke accompanied by a fireball several meters high, rising into the sky.

It seems that Big Mouth is a little deliberately tidying up my ingredients, otherwise with Big Mouth's hot temper, it is impossible to hold on to the end, and the key is that the distance is also calculated very accurately, so he simply gave me a dismount.

"Fuck, my ass hurts, I'll settle accounts with you when I'm done." After a thought popped into my mind, my body was already a little out of control.

After being pushed by a heat wave more than two meters away, I took advantage of the momentum to roll out of the ring of fire, and then sat in the black smoke with my breath closed, listening to the movement of the boiling pot outside, and I couldn't understand what the wild people were shouting, in any case, there were all kinds of sounds.

Although I had smeared a thick layer of wet mud on my body before, the instant heat had dried the mud on my body, and the skin of my whole body ached, as if there were countless knives cutting, and I could even feel that some places were already red.

That's exactly what I'm looking for, though.

After three or four minutes, the smoke gradually cleared, and the fire became much smaller, and I was still sitting comfortably on the ground with the smoke and fire, and my naked body was receiving the gaze of hundreds of pairs of pious eyes.

It was the first time I said in front of so many people that I had taken off everything, and my body was covered with mud, and after this fire, the mud was also dry, and I guess no matter how I looked at it, I must have looked like a stone man, and with the earth-shattering effect of the scene just now, I can't believe that I can't frighten these wild people.

Didn't they respect the mountain gods? I'll rely on my courage to accompany the mountain god for a while today, all the pretending to be gods and ghosts are for the sake of the ancient game, and Lao Tzu will be out today.

Suddenly there was silence outside, and there was a messy footstep of walking.

Because of the proximity, all kinds of sounds could be heard clearly, and even wild people began to shout and climb up the trees.

Of course, I couldn't feel it any better, my heart was about to jump out, but I didn't dare to open my eyes to see, but after about three or five minutes, I finally heard a slight footstep and walked tentatively towards me.

"Holy shit, this is a prelude to not knowing it." After taking a secret breath, I squeezed my eyes open a thin slit, and found a pair of black legs crossed with each other, slowly moving back, my eyelids lifted up a little, and I saw two loose black sarcomas, hanging at the navel, and holding a bright knife in my hand.

Isn't this the goddess? The goddess seemed to be very frightened, and the knife in her hand trembled a few times from time to time, and she almost stopped for half a second after walking five steps, and finally stopped less than five meters away from me, and began to bend down to look at me, the knife tightly protected by her chest.

In this way, the two of them were in a stalemate for almost a dozen minutes, the goddess didn't dare to come over, and I didn't dare to act rashly, the key was that the group of savages behind the goddess also began to move.

No, it seems that my plan is right, otherwise sooner or later I will be recognized, and I won't be able to beat the chickens and eggs.

Just as the goddess gently lifted one foot and was about to fall, I slowly stood up and said a few words in Uyghur and Tianjin dialect.

In the past, when I was a soldier, I would often help my fellow villagers carry water, so I learned a few words after a long time, which was also forced, after all, they had heard Chinese, and the girl who was more than ten meters away also woke up, in case the stupid betrayed me, I would stop cooking.

Sure enough, after I pretended to be a ghost, the goddess never dared to put down any of her feet, and kept hanging, and the calves behind her were stupid one by one.

The next moment, I remembered the pious rituals of the Tibetans when they worshiped Ao Bao, and began to imitate them, but before I could finish a complete set of * movements, I suddenly saw the goddess crawling down with her body spread.

“！ #¥%......&" Anyway, I don't know what she's talking about, anyway, I kept my mouth in the mud on the ground, and I didn't dare to look up, and the group of people behind her actually followed and crawled down, including which elderly chief, all of them chattered with the goddess.

It seems that there is a play, and I finally stopped being so nervous, and began to look at the group of natives in front of me, until the goddess secretly raised her eyes to look at me, I pointed at Gu Yi and another girl.

The goddess seemed to understand what I meant, turned back and even crawled back to Gu Yi and the two, and then personally untied the two of them, and kissed them on the forehead in Gu Yi's angry gaze.

The point is that I didn't even dare to come over to Gu Yi when I did this, then I thought that I would be shameless to such an extent, with my ass exposed and like no one, and the place where my lower body was pried up was also wrapped in mud.

It wasn't until a long time later, led by the goddess and the chief, that the group of savages left far away with two tables that I dared to whisper to Gu Yi: "Silly girl, you don't know your brother after changing your clothes?" Why don't you hurry up? ”

"Ahh After Gu Yi screamed in shock, he shook his body rhythmically and rushed towards me, especially the pair of little white rabbits on his chest, which were fiercely swinging up and down, and the red color reflected in the firelight was really eye-catching, and I couldn't wait to rush up and change my tricks and rub a few handfuls.

"Brother, it's ...... I thought I'd never see you again. Gu Yi first glanced under me, and then tears welled up in his eyes.

Including the woman behind her, she may also be excited on a whim, forgetting that she was not wearing clothes, and she threw off her well-developed figure, and she also pounced with Gu Yi, Bai Huahua's body, slender waist, twisted and twisted like crazy.

A few seconds later, the two of them surrounded me before and after, and Gu Yi jumped directly into my arms after hesitating for less than half a second, fortunately, there is a layer of mud between my body and Gu Yi, otherwise, I am afraid that I would have been drunk a long time ago, but despite this, I still feel hot and swollen on my body.

The girl was rushing towards me when she suddenly braked sharply and stopped less than twenty centimeters away from me.

Seeing this opportunity, I turned my head and carefully looked at her from head to toe, if it weren't for Gu Yi reaching out to twist my head straight, I would be reluctant to take my eyes off the delicate skin.

The girl looked sixteen or seventeen, her messy hair should have been grilled by the fire, a large piece of it was stuck in one place, and it had a pungent smell, at this time, she looked pale, there were a few crystal tears hanging on the tip of her small nose, her watery eyes flickered brightly and darkly, and she couldn't tell whether she was happy or suddenly shy, in short, at the moment when she looked at me, her big eyes were finally round.

The girl seemed to realize something, and turned her head violently and ran towards the fire.

I wiped a handful of tears for Gu Yi and said, "Now is not the time to be happy, hurry up and get your clothes and leave here, in case those savages find out and find out." ”

"Oh." After Gu Yi was taken aback, he shook his hair and said, "Maybe I was too happy and forgot about it." ”

A few minutes later, Gu Yi and the girl stopped and ran over again, and Big Mouth slipped down from the tree with great interest.

"Lao Cui, there are really two times, can you retreat without standing up, it seems that the old brother can't admire it, right? What did you just say that scared that old lady away? Before he could catch his breath, Big Mouth stared at me like an alien and asked anxiously.

I said, "You have never seen a man at first glance, obediently obedient, let me go, and I will introduce my brother from the tree to you, and guarantee your satisfaction." I laughed at the big mouth.

"Fuck, Lao Cui, are you really saying that? Aren't you cursing me? Lao Tzu is a bachelor for eight lifetimes, and he doesn't do that. The big mouth suddenly lifted his leg and was about to kick me, but after hearing the girl suddenly laugh just now, he suddenly stopped his movements, lowered his voice and said to me: "By the way, Lao Cui, what are you going to do with this woman?" Anyway, I can't take it with me, Xiao Hui's example is alive there, don't blame me for not reminding you. ”