It was a button message, and I saw a crown pattern flashing on the screen.

Su Shu immediately clicked on the chat box.

[My King and My Wife]: I haven't seen you for a long time, what are you doing?

[My King and My Wife]: [Cold Sweat]...

……

[I Am Your King]: Where is the long? We just talked about it last night, what are you talking about, maggots [insidious]

Seeing the other party's reply, Su Shu realized that the time between the trial and reality was not in line, for his memory, a year had passed, and the other party only felt that it was just a snap of his fingers.

Coincidentally, this netizen inadvertently saw it from the deducted friend recommendation, because he had the same friend, he was automatically recommended by the system, and the names of the two sides looked a little subtle, but Su Shu didn't care at first, until the other party took the initiative to apply for friends, and then they slowly chatted.

At the beginning, the other party was a very eccentric person, and after adding his friends, he scolded him for how disgusting things could appear in the friend's recommendation, and ordered him to modify his screen name, of course he was not convinced, and at that time he offended the other party's ancestors, and he also used his screen name to humiliate the other party's whole family of women as long as they looked good, all of them were his wife, and then he was so angry that he threatened him several times, saying that his friends were all real friends, and there must be a way to find out and beat him into a cripple.

Su Shu naturally didn't care about this kind of empty threat, the result was that the other party was intimidating him every day, and he refused to give up if he was deleted from his friends, so he simply put the other party on the blacklist, but he didn't expect the other party to be as stubborn as a cow, using all kinds of buckle numbers to add his friends, and roughly estimated that it would take at least two or three hundred times like a bomber, and in the end he couldn't stand it and simply added the other party.

Originally, he could have changed the buckle number, or simply refused anyone to join, but that would be tantamount to making the other party feel that he was showing weakness, so as soon as he added it, he immediately sprayed each other, and over time they got used to scolding.

It is no exaggeration to say that for the whole year before last, he had a verbal war with this person called [I am your king] every day, but every time he had the upper hand and scolded the other party speechless.

'I'll give you another chance to reorganize the language, and if you kind of cripple me, I'm not crippled for a day, and you'll still be my wife for a day'

This is a classic quote he often says, of course, just standing on the commanding heights to sarcastically belittle the other party.

Speaking of which, thanks to this [I am your king], his mouth cannon ability has been maximized.

Maybe it's because the scolding has been going on for a long time, both sides of the other side feel 'kind' when they see each other's avatars, until one night, [I am your king] seems to have encountered some blow, and actually spit out the bitter water in reality to him, he has long been tired of scolding, so he simply took this opportunity to pretend to comfort each other, but he didn't expect that the night passed, and the scolding war ended, and the two sides became friends who talked about everything, and began to sympathize with each other.

There is no doubt that for Su Shu, who is in a small closed space all day long, [I am your king] is barely his only friend, after all, his personality dictates, whether in reality or in fiction, he has no friends to talk to, and the other party's situation seems to be similar.

[I'm your king]: [upset] My pet is getting naughty again

[My King and My Wife]: Really?。。。

If it had been before, Su Shu would definitely tell the other party how to teach the so-called pet a lesson, but now he is not in that mood.

[I Am Your King]: What's wrong? It doesn't seem to have any vitality, and a bottle of 82-year-old Coke is shocking, poor maggots

In fact, the other party was a person who didn't even know much about basic Internet vocabulary at first, but he was unconsciously influenced by Su Shu, and under the instigation of Su Shu, they often played black games together, of course, the other party couldn't play well at first, and he had to keep teaching him.

But that's not the point, the point is that the other party's gender column is filled with a woman, Su Shu is curious, and always tries to test whether the other party is a man or a woman, so he uses the excuse of playing games to let the other party open the voice, which is his real purpose.

The other party has little knowledge of the Internet, and soon fell into the trap set by Su Shu, an old networm, and as a result, Su Shu didn't sleep all night, because the other party was actually a girl with a super sweet voice, and he couldn't imagine that he had scolded this girl for a whole year in frenzy, and at the same time, his mind had a subtle change, and he would deliberately please the other party from time to time.

No way, after all, men on the Internet are terrible animals, especially in an abandoned house like him, and the thought of being able to become friends with girls suddenly fell into crazy obscenity.

Of course, this is all naïve in the past, Su Shu doesn't feel anything now, let alone girls, what beautiful girl he hasn't seen? Even the beautiful pseudo-mother is entangled with him.

[My King and My Wife]: It's so late, it's almost eleven o'clock, don't you sleep?

[I am your king]: The night is the king's home field, but unfortunately the pet that was finally caught ran away, I am in a bad mood, I want to talk to you [depressed]

[My King and My Wife]: You are destined to be disappointed, because in this cruel and unforgiving world, there is no one in a worse mood than me, I am now completely hopeless of reality, and my whole person is beyond redemption... [Life Without Love]

If you were an ordinary person, you would definitely think that he was the second hit, but the other party was different.

[I Am Your King]: Are you serious? [stunned]

Sure enough, Su Shu knew that the other party was actually serious.

But isn't that the case? He didn't deceive, he had just returned to the cruel reality from a cruel trial, and how many people could be more desperate than his mood?

[My King and My Wife]: I Never Lie to You [Seriously]

The other party was silent and did not send another message for a long time.

Su Shu took a deep breath and slowly put down the phone, although he was in a bad mood, he couldn't help but think of Xia Lan's voice and smile, and even the beautiful touch, obviously he should be resistant to this, but he couldn't contain his illusions at all.

The reality he has to face is that he doesn't have a girlfriend, and no pretty girl will fall in love with an incompetent man like himself.

The rest is only Xia Lan......

Although she is a pseudo-mother, she is so beautiful, if he can put aside common sense and be ruthless, he has a certain degree of confidence to conquer Xia Lan and make Xia Lan his 'girlfriend', which doesn't sound like a difficult thing, and even he still has special feelings for Xia Lan more or less in his heart.

But—

Do you really need a girlfriend to comfort yourself?

And are you taking it for granted?

Do you think Xia Lan can get it if she wants it? Maybe people just think you are pitiful for a while and approach you, and when you recognize the reality and recognize the nature of your waste, people will be completely uninterested in you, and then the most ugly person will be you.

It's a really ...... possibility

The most desperate!