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Origin Earth, Scarlet Temple.

A water mirror hung in the hall, showing the scene of the chaotic battle in Huaguo Mountain, and the blood-haired man looked at it with interest, and stood next to him.

Seeing that the young man defeated the Nine Heavens Ying Yuan Thunder Puhua Tianzun, Ying Zheng Fu Xu praised: "Good Ye Fan, it should be my Qin State Daxing, the lord's civil recruitment order is really extraordinary, in just a few hundred years, Ye Fan, Pang Bo and other young people have been created." ”

The blood-haired man smiled and said, "These little guys are indeed worth cultivating. By the way, how are you preparing for things in the human world? ”

"Rest assured, Lord!" Ying Zheng said: "Although the historical trajectory is somewhat deviated, it does not affect our plan. ”

Let's say that Ji An was ordered by the Jade Emperor to garrison the South Gate Heaven, beware of Xiaoxiao taking the opportunity to blend in, and suddenly, a blood light came from outside the sky and fell into a huge city in the South Ganbu Continent.

This blood light, extremely faint, and carrying the laws of time and space, disappeared almost in the blink of an eye, but happened to be discovered by Ji An, who was familiar with the power of time and space.

"Secretly crossing Chen Cang? It's time for the old road to be active......"

At this time, Taishang Laojun, who was away from the hateful sky, opened his eyes, seemed to have seen the blood light, pinched his fingers and calculated, shook off the dust, got up and drove the clouds to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and heard Guanyin Bodhisattva to help take down the monkey.

It turned out that the monkey and Erlang God fought for thousands of rounds without winning or losing, and then the two fought again, and the clouds came and went, scurrying in the human world, during which many innocent people were injured, and they were riddled with resentment.

Taishang Laojun immediately asked what weapon the Bodhisattva used, Guanyin was blocked, so he had to say bluntly: "I only need to brush the willow in the bottle, and ten thousand drops of heavy water will fall, and the monkey will inevitably be captured." ”

Lao Jun shook his head and said: "No matter how heavy the water is, it is also water, how can you resist the monkey's three or two sticks, don't do it, let me help Erlang!" ”

Guanyin's face suddenly turned pale, the heavy water she said was not ordinary water, but the famous one-yuan heavy water in the Three Realms, a drop weighed 18,000 catties, and 10,000 drops fell together, coupled with the continuous characteristics of the law of the water system, no matter how powerful the monkey was, it would be trapped, and it was worthless to be said by Lao Jun.

She took a deep breath and asked about Lao Jun's weapon, Lao Jun smiled, rolled up his sleeves, took off a circle of Bai Sensen and said: "This circle is made of Kun steel, and I will return the Dan to the point, raising a body of aura, good can change, water and fire do not invade, and can set all things, called King Kong Zhuo." ”

Speaking of this, he glanced at Guanyin, and said: "When I passed the letter and turned Hu into a Buddha, I was very sorry for him, and sooner or later I could defend myself, and I would throw it down and beat him." ”

After that, from the gate of heaven down, the circle trickled and swirled straight down, Guanyin saw this treasure, his face changed for a while, and finally recovered the expression of the ancient well without waves.

This treasure is a witness to the opening of Buddhism, coupled with extraordinary spirituality, if you really want to say it, to a certain extent, it is higher than Guanyin's seniority, and she is not uncomfortable in her heart.

The monkey is fighting with Erlang God, but he doesn't know that the sky fell from the vajra, and he was really hit by the heavenly spirit, and suddenly knew that the white light in the sea was shining, and there were scriptures manifested, but the external manifestation was that the monkey fell from the cloud, smashed heavily on the ground, and just got up in a daze, but was bitten and pulled by the roaring dog according to the leg and stomach.

At this time, the Meishan brothers rushed over, tied the monkey with a demon rope, and took out a magic weapon hook knife to pierce the monkey's pipa bone, so that it could not change.

Seeing that the monkey was taken, Erlang God turned his gun and killed it, and Meng Tian, the general who presided over the battle on Daqin's side, immediately decided to withdraw his troops and leave, and ordered the hundred generals to break off, and nearly 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals in the heavenly court did not dare to chase after him, and finally Mingjin withdrew his troops and turned back to the heavenly court.

A big battle, but it ended in a tigerish way, which puzzled many immortal officials.

As soon as the monkey arrived in the heavenly court, the Jade Emperor Datianzun ordered him to be escorted to the demon slaying platform for execution, but he was the body of the Great Perfection of the Immortals, whether it was a knife chopping axe or a flying sword and a halberd, it was all sparks that could not hurt him in the slightest.

The Jade Emperor originally planned to make a show, but at this time, the immortals and Buddhas came to watch, and in desperation, he ordered the gods of the fire department to set fire to the demon monkey, and the divine fire wrapped the monkey in it, but it could not be burned.

Then he ordered the gods of the thunder tribe to strike at him with the power of thunder, but the monkey roared incessantly, not only did it not hurt, but it became more and more ferocious.

Just when the immortals and gods were at a loss, Taishang Laojun came out and said: "The monkey ate the peach, drank the imperial wine, and stole the five gourd elixir, and was eaten by him in the stomach, the fire burned, and the lightning strike was helping him to refine, so he made a golden steel body, and he couldn't be hurt in a hurry, plus he was hooked out by the extraterritorial heavenly demons, and he was cruel and murderous, so why not put it in the gossip furnace and burn him for seven seven forty-nine days with the fire of civil and military affairs, and refine it to ashes." ”

The Jade Emperor Da Tianzun readily agreed, this is a dispute between the Buddha and the Dao, he can pick it up, that is, order Liuding Liujia to escort the monkey to the Tushi Palace, and then reward the gods.

Erlang Zhenjun was awarded the title of Palm Law Tianzun for fighting the monkey, and the rest of the heavenly soldiers and generals who participated in the war were all rewarded, and even Ji An, who had been a gatekeeper, was also rewarded, and his official position was not small.

Temporarily take over the position of the supreme god of the Thunder Department!

That is, the boss of the thunder department, who dominates ten thousand thunders and holds thunder on behalf of the sky!

Ji An thanked the Great Heavenly Venerable, although this position is temporary, but he can go to the Imperial Thunder Punishment Pool to understand the laws of the thunder system in a clear and straightforward manner, and once he reaches the seventh order, he can end the soy sauce.

He naturally knew the reasons why he was able to become the head of the Thunder Department this time, first, the cultivation of the Jade Emperor Great Heavenly Venerable, the second was that the Nine Heavens Ying Yuan Thunder Puhua Tianzun was made a mortal by Ye Fan, and the third was that the Thunder Department suffered heavy casualties this time and needed the great god to appease people's hearts.

The promotion naturally has to be celebrated, Ji An held a banquet in the mansion that day, and the gods in the entire heavenly palace sent invitations, even Sanqing and the Queen Mother also sent them personally, but unfortunately the four of them shirked on the grounds that they had important matters.

At the end of the banquet, he had drunk five confusions and three ways, and he didn't return to the house after sending off the guests, and he walked around in the heavenly court in a daze, talking when he met immortals, chatting when he met generals, and finally came to Yaochi Palace unconsciously.

Ji An looked at the plaque, muttered and walked in.

I don't know if it's good luck for this guy, or if it's time for the changing of the guard, I didn't encounter half of the Xian'e boy blocking the way along the way.

Finally he staggered to a misty place, surrounded by the sound of a rushing stream and the scent of flowers, which seemed to be a garden.

Ji An did not stop, continued to move forward, suddenly, his footsteps paused, but a large pool appeared in front of him, there was a white back in the pool facing him, the waterfall-like black hair was scattered on the delicate skin, covered with drops of crystal water, a pair of pink arms and jade hands were gently caressing on the back, like a woman taking a bath.

"In the dignified Yaochi Palace, there is actually a fairy who bathes in the same way as a mortal, isn't it easier to use spells? It's weird and ......."

The guy thought wildly, and walked forward, the woman seemed to be indulging in the bath, and didn't know who was coming behind her, Ji An came to the front and shouted, "Hey, where is your wicked girl?" Get her out! ”

As soon as the words came out, the bathing woman suddenly exclaimed, hurriedly covered her body and shrunk into the pool, and used a spell to condense a piece of clothing and put it on, turned her back to Ji An, and shouted: "Come on, quickly take down this flower thief who broke into the palace!" ”

As soon as the words were finished, there was no movement for a long time.

Ji An looked at this woman's cultivation in a daze, and then smiled: "Don't call it, they should have changed the guard!" Don't be afraid, I'm not interested in the little fairy, I ask you, where did the Queen Mother go? ”

The bathing woman was stunned for a moment when she heard this, and then said, "You...... What are you looking for a mother? ”

Ji An's momentum tightened all around, and he hummed: "Don't ask so much, just tell me the location of the evil lady, otherwise you will have a good fight!" He was so drunk that he didn't use his perception to check this woman's appearance until now, he just thought that the other party was a fairy from the Golden Fairyland.

The bathing woman was startled by the momentum of this house, and smelled that the other party was full of wine, it turned out to be a big drunkard, and pointed to the depths of the palace at the moment, saying that the queen mother was enjoying the flowers in the back garden.

Ji An thanked him drunkenly and staggered away.

After he left, the bathing woman turned around, brushed away her black hair, and revealed her true face, which turned out to be the queen mother!

She took a deep breath, but just now in order not to be disturbed by others, she deliberately sent her subordinates out of the palace, and unexpectedly broke in a big drunkard, fortunately she left in a flicker, otherwise she would lose the adult.

"This heavenly court is really getting more and more unsafe, go back to my Kunlun Mountain to live tomorrow, and never go to heaven until I resume my cultivation!"

The queen mother put down her thoughts and was about to get out of the pool, but a scolding voice came: "Little girl, you dare to lie to me, what kind of evil lady is there in the back garden......"

Hearing this, the queen mother hurriedly squatted into the pool again, Ji An followed, he felt that he was deceived by the fairy, this time he pounced into the mouth of the pool, directly dragged the fairy and asked: "Quickly say that the evil lady is there, stay at home all day and don't come out, today I will see her true face, you ......"

Speaking of this, he suddenly paused, rubbed his eyes, and said in a daze: "You are actually a wicked lady!" ”

The queen mother was recognized, and immediately couldn't care about the ambiguity, Feng Yan was angry, and shouted: "Hmph! Who should I be so majestic, it turned out to be the newly appointed supreme god of the Thunder Department, get out immediately, kneel outside the palace and wait for the fate! ”

Ji An was half awakened by this reprimand, and immediately knew that he had made a catastrophe.

If he had been sent down, all his arrangements and previous efforts would have been finished, and the drunkenness would rise up, and anger would rise in his heart, and evil would have arisen to the side of his guts, and he threw the Queen Mother into the pool at once.

"If you don't go to the house for three days, you dare to let me kneel and kill you dead girl, stinky Yuxin......"

A big hand slapped on the round jade buttocks again and again, splashing a splash.

The queen mother was scolded and struggled to death, but when she heard the word "Yu Xin" at the back, she was stunned and asked urgently: "You...... Who are you? ”

"Who do you dare to ask me? Let's try the family law first! ”

Ji An's deity immediately appeared in the pool.

"Don't ......"

The queen mother's graceful jade body writhed like a snake, pushing Ji An.

But in the next moment, a feeling that was both strange and familiar immediately spread throughout her body, and her skin trembled and was excited.

"Here...... Insecurity! ”

"No matter!"

"Get up!" ……

In the battle between words and bodies, gasps sounded.

After a while, the confused Ji An unexpectedly found that the Queen Mother was on top and suppressed him.

But at this moment, a huge divine thought swept overwhelmed, and a voice came: "Don't be surprised, Niangniang, there are thieves there?" ”