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The monkey master sat in a wheelchair and roared at Duanmu, but Duanmu didn't even look at him, just sat on the roof of the first snow and played his spring white snow, his expression was intoxicated, attracting a large number of fans who didn't know how to pretend to understand.

Today is the semi-finals and finals of the competition to recruit relatives, but Da Niu and Ergou both retired, and the reason given by Da Niu is that Ergou wants to go home to get married, and he, who is a father, must go back to take care of his son. Although the organizer was not very comfortable with his language style, he was still allowed to withdraw from the competition in the end, and got the hard money for the competition of fifteen eldest sons, Duanmu took the money to buy a head flower for Red Lotus, which was quite shameless.

For the finals, the only news from the monkey master is that the person who entered the semi-finals has Liu Songlin, who has been completely demonized, and he is very much looking forward to what this completely demonized guy can do, but because of the tassel access control, he can't go out half a step, even if he uses a wheelchair to push out to see the scenery, it is extraordinarily generous.

"I'm telling you, I'm healed and I'm fine. If you don't believe me, I'll give you a set of tai chi. ”

Duanmu opened his eyes slightly, but the sound of the piano under his hand was not disconnected, and the chaotic beauty of the first snow was really handsome.

"Qinglian, Qinglian...... Come on, come on. ”

Seeing that the inducement of Duanmu could not be achieved, the monkey master decisively turned his target to Qinglian, who was helping Ji Xing's little sister build a snowman who was helpless next to him.

Ji Xing is young because she is young, so she is the most favored person in the tassel door, even the tassel loves her very much, plus she is born with a cute type like a tassel, and she is a beautiful embryo, so everyone calls her a little tassel. Over time, Ji Xing's awkward name is not often called, even the tassel himself is a small tassel, and it really looks like her daughter when she walks together.

"Here you go!"

Qinglian didn't call, but called Ji Xing, and the little girl poked a snowball with a wooden stick in her hand and sent it to the monkey master's mouth in the form of a snowball disguised as a sugar gourd, and looked at him with earnest eyes......

"I don't want to eat it...... I said I wouldn't eat anything you gave me! ”

This is not to blame the monkey master, it is really Ji Xing's behavior is too weird, the monkey master has been tricked because of this, two days ago she stuffed a big white insect dug out of the tree hole into a bun and fed it to the monkey master, and when the monkey master found out, half of the worm was left......

Since then, Master Monkey has vowed to never touch anything that Ji Xing sends to his mouth for him to eat again, because this cute little girl has a Frankenstein inside her.

Oh yes. Speaking of Frankenstein, the scholar actually came to Tasselmen to report, but only three days ago. After seeing Lord Li's treatment and rescue of people and the study of biochemistry, the scholar who was obsessed with mathematics resolutely decided to stay in Tassel Gate, half teaching and half learning.

Monkey has always believed that the most representative disciplines in the world that can change the course of human history are medicine, biology and chemistry, and these disciplines are actually based on basic disciplines, mathematics and physics are the basic disciplines of all sciences, and if you want to change the world, you must first start with basic education.

The current Academy of Sciences is completely different from the previous sporadic two or three people, after the birth of the monkey's antibiotics and cold medicine to relieve the symptoms of wind and cold, the folk have mythologized him, Li Shizhen as his only apprentice is naturally very sought after, this half-grown son is now the head of the Tassel Academy of Sciences, he has even started classes, the number of about fifty or sixty people, most of them are local Tulangzhong and some children of poor families who are interested in this area.

After all, the tassel door has good food and is provided for free, and those poor families are naturally willing to send their children to learn art, after all, even if the tassel door is small, it is also a vein of Shushan, and they are all well-known children of the sect when they go out, and they will not be bullied again.

It feels as if the poor children in Africa see running as their only way out, while the poor children here see becoming sword fairies as their only way out.

The fame of the Tassel Gate is gradually rising now, and the number of people signing up is increasing, but because the screening criteria of the Tassel Gate are almost perverted, there are not many disciples who are really accepted.

Moreover, the standard for accepting apprentices in the Tassel Gate is also very strange, and even Elder Di can't figure out why the Tassel Gate has this method to select talents. First of all, don't be powerful, don't be like a cow, and secondly, there is no limit to men and women, no age limit, and no family background, as long as they are selected, they are directly distributed with food, shelter, and package.

But this assessment is also quite perverted, first of all, it is grouped according to the age group, each group has to go through three days of exams, articles, arithmetic is the first day, and the second day they are usually assigned a variety of tools and then asked to make something, the third day is also the most perverted day, which is called the interview......

Many people passed the first two levels, but died on the third level. And the questions during the interview are also incredible, such as pointing to the almond tree outside and asking people what they can get from it.

What you get, it's a matter of opinion, but one thing is certain, there are absolutely no duplicate problems, everyone will be assigned a bizarre problem with a big brain.

When Elder Di asked the monkey master why he did this, the monkey master replied that these three days were a test of a person's intelligence, coordination and cleverness, and the tassel gate did not need fools who could only fight, what was needed here was a monster with wisdom as a demon!

The monkey master's explanation is great, because he himself is a living example, obviously a Golden Spike Sword Immortal, but except when he competes with his friends, he has never made a move. But even if he doesn't make a move, he still plays with a lot of Niu B people in applause, lets the successors and elders of Shushan work for him, and lets the first demon in the rivers and lakes willingly run around before and after the saddle. It's all on this, and I really don't need to do anything.

Although Elder Di is a person who is bound, in the final analysis, he is willing, and even if the monkey master is unarmed, he will definitely not be harmed by half a point, and even the entire Shushan Mountain has become his umbrella. Cutting off people's wealth is like killing their parents, and now the monkey master is almost one-fifth of Shushan alone, who dares to touch him to try! Shushan will really turn his face.

"The spies are coming."

A young man in black hurriedly walked in and whispered in the monkey master's ear, and then the monkey master raised his head and frowned: "Say." ”

"The strange-dressed ones were nowhere to be found when they returned, but the spies found something they left behind, you see."

The man in black took out a stick-like object from his arms, and after the monkey master took it, he felt heavy, and when he unwrapped the cloth wrapped around him layer by layer, his pupils suddenly contracted, and he gritted his back molars and said, "Got it, continue to investigate." ”

"Yes!"

The man in black left, and the monkey lord raised his head and shouted to Duanmu: "Enter the house, something happened!" ”

When Duanmu heard this, he immediately jumped off the wall and came behind the monkey master, pushed him into the house, and followed by a jumping and noisy Ji Xing.

"What's the matter?"

The monkey slammed and threw the iron rod on the table: "Someone is looking for me." ”

Duanmu picked up the iron rod and looked back and forth a few times, but he didn't find any clues, just a very ordinary iron rod, and he couldn't even see where the mechanism was.

Seeing his stupid appearance, the monkey master shook his head helplessly and took the iron rod from Duanmu's hand: "Look at it!" ”

As he spoke, the monkey master twisted his hands vigorously, and the iron rod immediately began to stretch, and the front end split and spread out to both sides, looking like a big metal mushroom, and there was a red light flashing at the top.

"This is called a spatial positioning device, and it was supposed to flash green, but this one should be something that was inconvenient to carry and discarded when escaping, and it has been erased from the program, which is the habit of special forces. Its role is to constantly send powerful signals outwards to guide the fleet! ”

"Ship ...... Team? ”

"Space Fleet...... Oops, you don't understand. Anyway, if the real fleet comes, it will come directly to fight the battle of the top. The monkey master frowned: "But according to common sense, my people should have arrived." And because of the rule restrictions, it is definitely impossible for the Star Destroyer to drive here, so it may be a superpower battle in the end, so you get ready. The combat power of Shushan is definitely not enough, you are ready to protect yourself. ”

"Why is it so strong?"

"Because ......" the monkey master pointed to his nose: "I, they will kill me at all costs." But after all, the high martial arts world will definitely not summon a fleet until it finds me, and I am going to enter a complete dormant mode now. Resort name change! It's called Xiaoyao Town, all my equity will be handed over to you, and the proceeds will be handed over to the tassel door, erasing all traces of my existence. ”

Duanmu paused and frowned: "Is it really so critical?" ”

"I'm going to joke with you about this kind of thing?"

Judging from the expression of the monkey master, this matter is definitely not a joke, Duanmu realized that this matter is not simple, although he knew that the monkey master was not from this world for a long time, but he didn't expect this day to come so quickly.

"It's the principle of reciprocity, because my people came, they came. Actually, don't worry too much, how strong they are means how strong my people are. But if you can't cheat on the other side, you still have to be on guard. And...... If it happens, I say just in case, if I get killed, you don't think about avenging me and you must stop the tassel from avenging me, I won't die. I'll come back to you. ”

Duanmu took a deep breath: "What do you mean?" ”

"I can't explain it, but if there is a day, you run! Just run, run to the ends of the earth! Run to a place where no one can find and get out of here! ”

In fact, the monkey master knows that even if he says so, there will always be someone who will be stupid to help him avenge, this person will not be Duanmu, but only tassels. And the stupid axis is disobedient, and absolutely no one can persuade him.

So what the monkey master is most worried about now is not how to protect himself, but how to protect the tassel that stupid.

The current situation is very hazy, whether it is near or not, it is far away, and he has not yet connected with Jiangang, the spiritual connection last time was cut off by Jiangang's stupidity, and who knows when he wants to connect next time. With his current ability, it is absolutely impossible to take the initiative to contact Jiangang, and Jiangang is a **** in the spiritual realm, so he can only stand outside the point like Hanzang and rebuild the Suiyuan Empire.

"Just make that decision, and I'll erase everything modern. Antibiotics are Li Shizhen's discovery, alcohol is you, smoke is you, and ****** is you! I don't exist at all. ”

"Well, it doesn't exist."

There was no plan at all to start arranging, but at the scene of the competition to recruit relatives, the head of Qi found the tassel, and he was polite for a while before he politely expressed the idea that Jian Gang wanted to fight with him.

"No, no. Not interested. The tassel decisively refused: "Whether it's a sword master, or a sword spirit." If I don't want to compete with others, I won't compete. ”

"The original intention? Is that your apprentice? Do you listen to your apprentice? ”

"No, you can't!"

"Yes...... But that gentleman is very fond of your swordsmanship. ”

"Make him want to go."

The tassel has measured her body, usually when she makes this action, it means that this matter is not negotiable, and it also means that her patience has reached the limit, and if she is annoyed, she will be beaten.

"Then I'll relay your thoughts." Qi Zhangmen sighed: "Originally, I have a Sword Saint Master in Changsheng and Shushan, if we can let ordinary people like us see the Sword Saint dispute, it will be an eye-opener, and it is not ...... just a competition."

Before the words fell, the spirit kite was already unsheathed, and the tip of the sword was close to the throat, with a murderous awe......

Suddenly, the atmosphere of the whole scene was chaotic, and even the people who were competing in the semifinals on the stage stopped and looked in this direction...... Of course, it's not that they don't want to continue, but because all the swords present don't listen to the call, okay, and all the tens of thousands of swords are pointed at the head of Qi......

The disciples of the Immortal Sect were stunned, and even the uncle of the head of Shushan didn't react to what was going on, and they didn't even know how Lao Qi, an old urchin, got into trouble with this aunt......

"Lao Qi, what are you doing!"

"I didn't ...... Ah......h

Qi Zhangmen's forehead was full of sweat, and the feeling of facing the tassel was the same as when facing Jiangang, the feeling of oppression and powerlessness was the same...... Juggernaut, this is the power of Juggernaut. Mortals are mortals, mortals......

"Say it again!"

The tassel puffed out his cheeks, and his face was full of impatience: "Don't say it!" ”

Qi Zhangmen sighed, clenched his fists with both hands and confessed, and turned to leave. He didn't have the face to stay here anymore, and the uncle of the head of Shushan glanced at the tassel strangely, and hurriedly caught up with the head of Qi......

Then, after a while of communication, the two old uncles sighed in unison......

"Old Qi, it may not be a good thing for the Immortal Sect to get the Sword Saint...... Alas. ”

"Not necessarily, my gentleman is much easier to get along with than you, huh!" The head of Qi was really angry: "That's it, don't say it again, I'll go back first." ”

"Don't be angry! She's the child's nature. ”

"Don't worry, you and I are still brothers." (To be continued.) )