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"I can't wait to die on a lamppost when you say it." The monkey raised his head slightly and looked at the tassel me who was kneeling in front of him, and then said with a smile: "You are a little bad at chatting." ”

"Can I have you can't chat?"

Speaking of this, no matter whether the monkey master is a powerful person or not, the tassel is sure that it is his master, and the problem that the two people can't chat is in the same vein, the tassel is unobstructed, and the monkey master is unscrupulous.

Of course, if you insist on saying who is better, then it must be the tassel, not why, just because she is beautiful, good-looking people always have privileges, even the most picky people can't find anything wrong with the tassel, just because it's good-looking.

"You're hard-mouthed, and you're too arrogant. There is always a look at the world in his face, which is not good. Master knows that you have her in your heart, and there may be some things that I can't remember, but I know that you have her in your heart, don't shake your head, do you know that Master knows you best in this world. The spicy one is destined at a glance, but the proud and stupid one needs to wait for three lives. If you are stupid with her, you will miss the good fate. ”

The monkey master was stunned for a while, and he couldn't figure out what the tassel was going to say for a long time, but purely from her expression, this old sister seemed to be ...... Matchmaking?

"This plot is not right."

"If there's anything wrong, you should listen to the master right now, go outside and give in and coax her. She is also a girl in the end, and a woman's heart is like this, so there is nothing to coax, besides, you say it yourself, there are still a few people in this world who can dig out their hearts and lungs for you, and there is one sitting outside, and you still have to coax back. ”

"But ......" this time the monkey master was in trouble: "I won't." ”

"Won't? Who is born with it? No, just try, after all these years, you can't be spiritual, is it possible that Master will teach you this? ”

The monkey smashed his mouth, reminiscing about the tassel's words, but it didn't feel right, after all, it was decent for others to say these words to him, but the person who said these words to him was tassel.

Tassels! The tassel that once gave birth to a child in infinite reincarnation, the tassel who claimed to be a teacher all day long but was disrespectful to the teacher, and secretly had an ambiguous relationship with the apprentice, didn't she feel jealous at all when she said these words? In memory, the tassel is the standard fake generosity, although it seems that she is a heroic sword fairy, but as long as you have been in contact with her for a while, you will understand that she is actually a standard bastard.

In her own words, there is probably a teacher and a disciple, but the tassel is very picky, and I am afraid that others may not believe it in terms of the degree of picking, a dignified sword fairy actually has to soak in the soup at night even a leftover fritter, as for jealousy or something, it is simply commonplace, I don't know how narrow-minded I am, Bubu ate her a popsicle and she could say for three months, but it is conceivable that she said that she would not be jealous, that is absolutely nonsense,

But now she's like this...... To be honest, the monkey master is a bit empty.

"You ......" Master Monkey reached out and touched her brain: "You're not sick, right?" ”

"You're sick." The tassel knocked off the monkey master's hand: "Go and coax Jiangang!" Otherwise, he will serve the teacher's family law. ”

The monkey man rolled his eyes silently, then walked to the living room dejectedly, sat next to Jian Gang, grabbed the potato chips in Jian Gang's hand, and stuffed them into his mouth one by one.

"What are you doing!"

Jian Gang snatched the potato chips back dissatisfied, but found that there were only two slices left in them, she looked up at the monkey master angrily: "It's over, isn't it." ”

"Oh, the tassel allows me to comfort you." The monkey master chewed potato chips in his mouth, and sprayed slag out of his mouth as he spoke, looking stupid to the point of being almost stupid: "But I don't know how to comfort people, and you don't seem to need comfort." ”

Jian Gang laughed angrily, she raised her head to look at the monkey master, and then pointed with her hand: "Go, go, go and watch TV, don't harass me." ”

"Oh." Master Monkey picked up the remote control and turned on the TV, leaned on the sofa, and then quietly took the beef jerky in Jiangang's hand, tore it open and stuffed it into his mouth: "I don't know why you're making trouble." ”

"Because it's annoying to look at you." Jian Gang squinted at the monkey master eating his snacks: "Don't you think you're annoying at all." ”

"Sometimes it's a little bit, but you're making a bit of a fuss today, isn't it menopause?"

As soon as the monkey master finished speaking, Jian Gang was suddenly furious, picked up the pillow and began to smash him, how strong Jian Gang was, the room was full of feathers in two clicks, so that Jiang Xin, who was still eating next to him, hurriedly covered the food with his hands and ran into the room.

"I'm angry when I toss it again! You hurry up and rein in the precipice, don't be unpredictable. ”

Although the monkey master's warning came out, Jian Gang was obviously not afraid of him, but changed to a new pillow. But just as her pillow was about to hit the monkey's head, her wrist was suddenly pinched.

"I said it, don't be unpredictable."

After speaking, the monkey master shook his hand and directly threw Jian Gang into the other dimensional space, and then reached in with one hand and dragged her out, and Jian Gang, who came out again, was completely blinded, his hair was messy, and his face was confused.

Although it seems that the monkey master's flick and drag is only a matter of two or three seconds, Jian Gang has traveled more than 70,000 kilometers in that space, and the speed is terrifying, so even Jian Gang is a little unbearable, like a coward who rides a roller coaster for the first time.

"You actually threw me?" After Jian Gang came out, he crossed his waist and looked at the monkey master: "You actually scared me?" ”

"Hey...... Monkey thought for a moment, then pinched his chin: "Wait a minute! ”

After speaking, he disappeared in front of Jian Gang like a bolt of lightning, and then appeared in front of Pervert Qiang in an instant. At this moment, the perverted Qiang is accompanying Wei'er to familiarize himself with the environment of the earth, and at this point in time, the two of them, Biting and Dada are sitting in a Biting's favorite tea restaurant to eat, and the monkey master suddenly interjects, startling them.

"That's how you came out?" Biting was taken aback: "This is a violation of the order......

"Aang. Who would dare to arrest me? ”

When encountering such an unscrupulous person, what can Biting say? But fortunately, this society is now very tolerant of superpowers or magicians, and although the people around are surprised to see someone suddenly appear, it does not cause a commotion at all.

Wei'er looked a little panicked when she saw the monkey master coming, in her impression she had seen the monkey master once, and at that time she still appeared as a perverted strong guard, although she concluded that the monkey master was not simple, but she didn't know how strong he was, until he only used it to kill the giant golem in seconds, she knew it...... Because she's the queen of the dark elves, she knows what a giant golem is.

"Yo, Wei'er. Still used to it? After the monkey master sat down, he picked up a piece of cake from Biting's bowl and stuffed it in his mouth: "You live in the academy for the time being, I have asked Tana to arrange a job for you, it's no problem to be a tutor, right?" ”

"I ...... I...... Good night to you. Wei'er got up and saluted the monkey master, a little trembling: "I have received the arrangement from Princess Tana, thank you." ”

"Hmm." The monkey master turned his head to look at Pervert Qiang, and then kicked him in the ass: "Give me a trick, how to comfort the girl." ”

"Comfort the girl?" Perverted Qiang's eyes blinked: "Which one?" ”

"Which?" The monkey master was also stunned: "This is still divided into types?" ”

"Of course." Perverted Qiang took a deep breath: "There are many kinds of girls, ordinary girls, just give a small gift, just sweeten your mouth." The rich and noble families use dim sum, and they are a little ingenious. As for the green tea, it's a little more expensive. Literary and artistic young women are a little more elegant, with a special emphasis on the elements of elegance. As for the more knowledgeable intellectuals, I advise you to talk to them directly about academic issues, or send them a twilight forest full of Tyndall. Of course, if it's a rebellious girl, let her have a fierce adventure, and as for the female man, of course, she will directly hug and kiss. But only if they all like you. ”

The monkey master thought about it, and without waiting for the perverted Qiang to continue to speak, he didn't wait for Biting to ask, turned around and dissipated into the void, leaving the people who were eating confused.

"Oh? You're very skilled. Wei'er squinted at the pervert: "The organization is very clear." ”

"Academic academic ......" perverted Qiang touched his head and was stupidly happy: "Hehe......"

After Wei'er pinched him, she whispered to her companions, "Who is he?" I felt that he was incredibly powerful. ”

"You're right." Biting took a sip of soup elegantly: "He is unimaginably powerful, if he wants, he can destroy any world." ”

Although she had been mentally prepared, Wei'er still froze for a moment, and then turned her head to look at Pervert Qiang for verification, Pervert Qiang nodded and said, "Although I have always called him Lao Lu, but ...... He's really, really strong, and his personality is very strange. ”

In just a few sentences, the characteristics of the monkey master have been highly summarized, very strong and eccentric, so weird that even comforting people need to ask for help from the audience outside the venue......

After the monkey master returned to Jiangang, he took out his small notebook and sat next to Jiangang and began to watch: "Just now, I took a guide from Silly Qiang, and there is a multiple-choice question for you to choose from." What kind of woman are you, A: Ordinary girl, B: Rich lady, C: Green tea, D: Female intellectual, E: Literary young woman, F: Rock 'n' roll rebel girl, G: Female man. ”

Jian Gang's white eyes were so wide that she couldn't see the black eyeballs, and she gritted her teeth and asked, "What do you think I am!" ”

"I'm not sure, the eighteenth female college has changed, who knows what you have become, you choose one."

Jian Gang was really amused by this guy, really...... Laughing without pejoratives, she really didn't expect this guy to do such an unbelievable thing.

"What's the difference?"

"You don't care so much, you just choose one."

Jian Gang rolled his eyes: "G"

The monkey master pinched his chin, raised his head and glanced at Jian Gang: "You actually chose this, it makes me so embarrassed." ”

"What the hell are you going to do? Can you be normal? Like a normal person. ”

The monkey master took out the gum from his pocket and chewed it silently......

His chewing was strange, not the kind of idle chewing, just the kind of chewing for the sake of chewing gum, chewing quickly, like crazy.

"You're sick again?"

Jian Gang poked the monkey master: "Suddenly, what's wrong?" ”

The monkey master glanced up at Jian Gang, then spit out the chewing gum, grabbed Jian Gang and kissed him......

Of course, Jiangang definitely didn't follow, but ...... The object of the forcible kiss is a monster, and even a gorilla can't break free. Bite him, because he won't react to the power of the rules, push him, he can't push at all. So after pushing and shoving, I had to obediently comply, with my hands hanging down at my sides, revealing endless grievances.

At this time, Jiang Xin came out with a bowl, and when she saw this scene, she was stunned for a moment, and then with an oops, she quickly covered her eyes with her hands, but ...... Her fingers were probably a little wide open.

About ten minutes? Anyway, I don't know how long it took, the monkey master finally let go of Jian Gang, and Jian Gang looked at him with a strange expression, and then wiped his mouth with the back of his hand: "Are you sick?" ”

"Huh?" The monkey master looked through the book and looked down: "It's useless?" , scammed. ”

"Don't eat mint gum next time, I don't like the smell." Jian Gang suddenly lowered his head: "I like lemon-flavored ......"

Whether it's lemon or mint, this matter is amazing, the video of the monkey and Jiangang kissing spread out at a very fast speed, and no one can tell who the root cause of the specific circulation is, but when the person concerned is still greasy and crooked, the video has drifted across the ocean, and it is difficult to collect it.

"Nickname Outside!" Xiaohong kicked open the internal affairs room in the center of Tacheng: "Live broadcast live broadcast!" Absolutely exciting! ”

"Wow......" Pervert Qiang held his mobile phone and played the video, while everyone, including Dada, leaned over his head: "Oh my God, is it so amazing?" ”

Tana, who was negotiating with Caesar, held her mobile phone with a very stiff expression, and tears flashed faintly in the corners of her eyes......

"Mom......" Dia pouted and showed the video to the Star Spirit Queen: "It's all your fault!" What the hell did you give me? What do I do now! You said! ”

And Zhang Qun rolled on the bed laughing, talking to his wife about disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, and disgusting, while laughing straight up. After all, to him, Jiangang is a pure man......

Ye Fei was the only one, she sat quietly at the desk alone, her mobile phone was buckled on the table, her eyes were closed and she didn't say a word, her delicate appearance was the same as usual, but she was just ...... The wrinkles at the corners of the eyes are becoming more and more obvious.

"I know what you're thinking, but I really can't let you go on any more adventures." The little monkey glanced down at the video, and said to Ye Fei with a smile: "Brother...... There is a choice, and your life is not for someone, you don't have to. ”

"Will you give me another chance? I'm not like you, I'm going to be old. And I'm ...... I really don't want to get old. Ye Fei covered her face with her hands, but tears flowed from her fingers: "I'm no longer young, I want to give myself a chance." ”