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The monkey master sat at the dinner table, squinting at the old man sitting there, the tassel had not yet finished class, but she instructed the monkey master to greet this old friend.

This is very embarrassing, okay, because he is an old friend of the tassel, so the monkey master does not dare to scold him directly, so he can only sit there and pretend to be a bodhisattva, even if he can't kill him, but it is impossible to make the monkey master greet him with a smile.

The master of the house is also a person who can sit still, he sits there motionless, does not squint, and simply treats the monkey master opposite him as air.

Just this point, the monkey master made up his mind to kill him without losing at all, really.

After the morning class, the tassel came to the living room with the smell of incense powder, and after seeing the old man, his smile suddenly bloomed: "Little Taoist, you have become so old." ”

Hearing the sound of tassels, the dignified head of Shushan actually stiffened for a few tenths of a second, although he didn't look back, but an expression appeared on his face: "Yes, woman." You'll recognize it. ”

"That is, and it doesn't depend on who I am."

Tassel sat down with a big grin and glanced at the monkey master: "Chuxin, go get a pot of rice wine." ”

"I'm ......" Monkey Master swallowed the lower half of his sentence halfway through: "I'll get it." ”

The grizzled man came back with a jar of rice wine from outside, and found that the tassel was so smiling that his eyes couldn't see, and the cold head of Shushan had been chattering endlessly.

"Later, the master found out, and he punished me for carrying water for a whole year."

"Well deserved! Who made you gluttonous. Tassel squinted his eyes and was overjoyed: "But your master is too ruthless." ”

The monkey slammed the wine jar on the table, and the tassel didn't care, and pushed the wine jar forward: "Little Taoist, pour me wine!" ”

"The woman's orders, that can only be done."

The dignified head of Shushan just stood up and poured a bowl of warm rice wine on the tassel with the wine jar in both hands, and then he glanced at the monkey master and put down the wine jar like this.

"Hold the grass! I'm grumpy! ”

The monkey master was about to explode all of a sudden, he had never seen such an ignorant person, he lowered his head and clenched his fists with both hands, breathing heavily......

"Chuxin, this one is yours!" The tassel sandwiched a fish for the monkey master and put it in his bowl, and then smiled and bragged to the head in front of him: "Little Taoist, let me tell you, my apprentice, I don't know how powerful it is back then, and I am about the same age as you, and I am already a golden spike." When you were so old with him, you were a little Taoist priest in Tsing Yi, too stupid and stupid. ”

"Yes, yes, your apprentice is really one in a million."

When he said that there is no one in ten thousand, he was very heavy. Maybe the tassel can't hear it, but the monkey master really listens to it, which is obviously the kind of pun that has something in the words.

The monkey master didn't speak, just lowered his head and smiled, because looking at it like this, he should know what the monkey master did, but he just didn't know which thing he did, but it didn't matter, the monkey master didn't scare him. Really, not at all, after all, I'm used to seeing wind and waves, what can such a small boss be? What can be counted?

"That's it." Sure enough, the tassel didn't hear it, and she held her head high triumphantly: "Little Taoist, what are you doing now?" Why should the down-and-out be a porter? ”

"I ......" The head of the house glanced at the tassel and smiled lightly: "I'm stupid, I can't achieve anything in my life, and when I get old, I can cure and make a living." ”

"Ouch, it's really ......" Tassel sighed: "You might as well come to me, the environment here is good, and my apprentice is very good at making money, you can watch a watch here and ring a clock, it's better than you carrying rice and salt for people." ”

Hearing this, the monkey master couldn't help laughing, but he stopped it in time. The tassel is really too harmless, I'm afraid she is the only one in the world who can say that the head of Shushan will show her the door and not provoke the head of the family, who is furious.

Sure enough, the head of the family also smiled dumbly: "Heroine, you wanted to be my master back then, but now you only let me be an old man who sees more?" ”

"Gee, you're so old. I can't be your master anymore. ”

This sentence seemed to give the head of the family a critical blow, he sighed faintly, picked up the rice wine and drank it all: "Time flies like a white horse, decades have passed in a hurry, I am so old." ”

Although he was determined to kill him, he could understand how he felt. Sitting opposite is the goddess who fell in love when she was young and has been in love until she is old, the goddess has not the slightest trace of the passage of time, and she has changed from green silk to gray hair, this feeling is not only sad, but also a helpless bitterness and sorrow.

After this sentence, there was an eerie silence at the dinner table, the head of the house drank one by one, the tassel blinked his eyes for some reason, and the monkey master was admiring the embarrassment of the head of the house on the side.

It is true that the head of Shushan does not need to be anyone's apprentice in terms of strength or realm, but when people reach a certain age, they will always become more and more powerless about their own difficulties and more and more indifferent to their achievements. So his youth, even if he didn't have a good time during that time, it couldn't prevent him from feeling sorry for the passing Shaohua at this age.

It's like some old people who always take the trouble to look back at the past. In fact, do they really miss those years? Not necessarily, because few young people are living well. However, most of their tirelessness is aimed at the regret that they have not completed and will remember for a lifetime.

People are often trapped by the word "if" at a certain point in time: a woman with an unhappy family life will always think about what it would be like if she chose the **silk who chased her hard when she was in college. Gamblers who have lost money will always think that if they had just pressed that point, they would have turned over now.

And now, the head of the family is probably thinking "If I had chosen to go with her back then, what would I be now". Yes...... Haha, this kind of proposition is really interesting, because when everyone is trapped in this kind of problem, there will always be all kinds of negative emotions, and this kind of negative emotions will make people very unhappy. And the head of the house is unhappy, the monkey master is simply happy!

"This uncle, eat the vegetables, the dishes are cold."

The monkey master slashed at the right time, which made the head of the house raise his head and look at him fiercely, but he could only put down his chopsticks helplessly.

"You eat, I still have something to do, go first."

"Little Taoist, I haven't finished eating yet. You didn't eat any fish. ”

"The little Taoist priest doesn't like fish anymore."

With these words, he gently put on his felt hat and turned to walk out the door.

Seeing his lonely back, the monkey master almost laughed on the ground, this feeling was so refreshing. Just with this old ** stirrup, you still want to play a game of dragons and phoenixes and continue the frontier? the legs, the monkey master will definitely remind him of the identity of the bad old man in time.

"It's strange that he wasn't like this before." Tassel put his hands on his cheeks: "It's weird." ”

"yes, weird." The monkey master held back a smile and put all the good meat on the fish's stomach into the tassel bowl: "Eat, eat, eat, he doesn't eat, let's eat." ”

"That's right! I'm hungry. The tassel nodded, then poured all the good meat into the monkey master's bowl, and he sandwiched the fish head: "Master doesn't like to eat fish." ”

"Fart!" The monkey master poured back again: "If the doesn't stink, you can eat three catties, give me less of this set, what we have is money, just buy it and eat it!" ”

"Oh...... Thank you, Chuxin. ”

"Silly." Master Monkey smiled and shook his head: "How did you know that old man?" ”

The tassel mouth was stuffed with things, and after hearing the words of the monkey master, he swallowed it in three or two bites, and then began to tell the story of the year to the monkey master like the dam flood.

More than 40 years ago, this town was just a fishing village, and Shushan was in its fourth year. Tassel, who usually lives in the mountains, came to the fishing village to buy some household at the order of her master. Then I met this little Taoist priest and followed his brother down the mountain to buy rice and oil, when the little Taoist priest was only seventeen or eighteen years old, he had no strength, and met a demon on the way back to the mountain.

The demon spirit is a monster, and it can often be seen in the mountains a few decades ago, but after the rise of Shushan again, the demon spirit is almost extinct like a giant panda, but at that time, if you meet one or two, it will really be fatal.

After encountering the demon spirit, he was separated from his brother in the confusion, and then he was picked up by the tassel, when he was already hungry and cold and about to hang up.

Alas? Although I don't know why, the tassel seems to be able to pick up Xiao Zhengtai who is about to starve to death, the monkey master is like this, and the head of Shushan is also like this.

Then the tassel also used a piece of cake to save his dog's life, and this plot is the same as that of the monkey master...... Later, the two of them naturally got to know each other.

At that time, the tassel was even more white than now, although it was not mentally retarded, but maybe it was because of the brain structure of the sword spirit, her neuroticism and low energy level were much higher than the average person, but there is no doubt that this kind of stupid but good-looking girl is generally called stupid cute, such a girl is the easiest to capture the heart of a little virgin.

Then the script was normal, and the little Taoist priest had not been able to forget the tassel after that, and he remembered it like this for the rest of his life. Then he took her as his goal, tried his best to catch up, and spent his whole life becoming the person everyone looked up to, but when he turned back, he found that he was gray-haired, but Yiren was still smiling.

Hahahaha, good script! It's really a good script, enough blood, enough sadism!

Now that the monkey master knows what this old brother is doing here, he is likely to really come over to take a look at the tassel, so he used a lowly identity instead of the high-ranking head of Shushan.

But he doesn't know about tassels, the monkey master has been with tassels for more than ten years, and he doesn't know much about this guy's behavior and habits, so she doesn't care whether she is the head of Shushan or not, and sure enough, the influence of the world on a person will be very huge, even the world-famous fairy boss can't escape the disturbing laity.

Without that old uncle, the monkey master's meal was extraordinarily fragrant, and the tassel ate six fish alone, what about the people who said that they didn't like to eat fish? This kind of person who is honest and does it so thoroughly, when the monkey master in the world only serves tassels.

After eating, it was a lunch break, and during the lunch break, the monkey master was alone in the laboratory to tinker with plague and smallpox, during this time he always studied some strange things, in his laboratory, there was a sealed glass bottle, if it was broken, I am afraid that it would not be long before this town was about to become a dead city, so this is the forbidden place of the entire tassel gate.

"Master? Master! ”

Li Shizhen's voice appeared outside again, with a wave of excitement and anxiety, he pushed open the window and glanced at it, and found that the monkey master was wearing a mask and working, so frightened that he hurriedly closed the window, and he stood outside the window and shouted: "Master! The girl's body temperature had dropped and her breathing had become smoother. I was awake for a while, and now I'm asleep. ”

The monkey master snorted, he expected this result, but he didn't expect it to be so soon, it seems that antibiotics are really miracle medicine in this place.

After briefly cleaning up, the monkey master took Xiao Li directly to the house. The people who were already preparing for the aftermath were now full of joy, the couplets at the door were removed, and the house was even more rejuvenated.

After the owner of the house saw the monkey master coming, he went out to greet the old and the young, but the monkey didn't even bother to look at them, and went directly into the room to observe the patient.

The symptoms of pneumonia have been suppressed, the fever has subsided, and the sweat on the head seems to be not life-threatening, but it will take a period of continuous treatment to fully recover.

And in this process, the monkey master quietly planted the smallpox vaccine for her, after all, human trials...... If you want to test it thoroughly, anyway, the smallpox vaccine is quite mature technology, and there will be no surprises. And the plague vaccine monkey has not yet begun to be inactivated, so plant it and wait for the Black Death to break out......

"Master, on my way back just now, I saw a large number of sect disciples, several times more than a few days ago, what are you going to do?"

The monkey master smiled slightly: "Shushan has to make a big move, these people are really smart, and they can hype up anything they want." ”

"Huh? I didn't quite understand. ”

"Don't get too clear."

Yes, don't get too clear. Shushan is now building momentum, and the name of the competition is not big enough, so they are crazy about propaganda and integrate a series of activities. Three days later, there was a wine tasting meeting that night, and the tasting was a batch of blended alcohol produced in the monkey master's workshop, including a triple dose of ecstasy. Well...... They call it drunken life and dream death.

The name is also apt, now that thing is no longer something that people drink, it can basically be used as car fuel, and the ingredients added to it have also begun to mess around, and the monkey master has added hemp extract and psychedelic mushroom spores to it. Even if it is a person who can fly to the sky with a lot of alcohol, a cup of, the monkey master will not pour live.

After the wine tasting conference, there will be an ingenious sword tasting conference, inviting the world's heroes to come and taste all kinds of swords, which has a lottery link, and the first prize is the Xuantie Magic Sword.

This makes Ran also the attention of the monkey master, Elder Di is now the hen who treats the monkey master as a golden egg, and he only needs to think of almost all the tricks he can use, the purpose is to collect money and collect money.

"Xiao Li."

"Huh? Master, what's wrong? ”

"It's okay, I'm just telling you, the game is about to start."

"Huh? What kind of game? ”

"You'll find out in two days." (To be continued.) )