CHAPTER XV
"Tonight is when the moon is dark, and I can finally get the supreme power. In the dimly lit room, "Corroded" muttered to himself, and Haomo was hung on a crucifixion, scarred, like a crucified Jesus, with only a ray of sunlight shining through the cracks in the planked windows, shining on the ground, on a rotting hand.
"Knock knock. There was a heavy knock at the door, which made the "corrosion" vigilant, why would anyone come to the Western festival that was neither a day of worship nor a major celebration to be celebrated, and the people in this neighborhood were not so devout that they would come to pray every day, could it be someone who came to confess? There are always some people with ghosts in their hearts who will go to the priest to confide in some of their little secrets in order to relieve their psychological burden. Thinking so, "Corrosion" casually put the priest's uniform on the ground on his body, and at the same time did not forget to disguise his face, and when he was ready, he closed the door of the small black room and walked towards the church door.
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"Blade" stood in front of the church door with a blank face, he had been knocking on the door for two minutes, and was about to knock a second time when the door "creaked" open, and a little old man priest poked his head out to see who was knocking so persistently outside.
"Hello sir. "Corrosion" said respectfully, and at the same time he sweated in his heart, he never expected that it was actually a "blade" that came to visit! As soon as he thought that his sword had left some small gifts on his stomach not long ago, a burst of ignorant karmic fire rose in his "corrosive" heart.
"Excuse me. The "blade" did not look at the priest and walked straight into the church.
"Is there anything you need?" "Corrosion" asked cautiously, for fear of revealing a trace of horse's feet for the "blade" to notice.
"Just wanted to ask the priest a question. As he walked along the walls of the church, he asked not looking at the priest at all, as if he were just a leader who had come to inspect the quality of the house, and then walked away in a circle to show that he had inspected the place. But the priest didn't think so, he could feel that the swords of the "blades" were already lurking in the building, waiting for an opportunity.
"Do you have any habits of taking in stray dogs?" Blade asked.
"Oh, why does the gentleman ask?"
"Because I saw a bag of dog food in the box. "Blade" said, pointing to the corner of a plastic bag peeking out from the back of the box.
"Ah, that's true, lately there have been poor stray dogs roaming around here, and the Lord can't bear to see their misery, so I always take in some puppies or something. "Corrosion" replied unhurriedly, how could he know what the priest had about his habits, since there was dog food, it was naturally fed to cats and dogs.
"Is that so? It seems that your lord Zeus is quite loving. "Blade" smiled and said to the priest.
"Is this gentleman mistaken, our Lord is Jesus and not Zeus, the god of the West. "Corrosion" corrected the slip of the tongue of the "blade", and at the same time laughed at the "blade" routine in his heart for being too old-fashioned, and he knew about the Christian God.
"Oh, well, I'm sorry, I've always made these two wrong, your Lord won't condemn me for this, will he?" said Blade apologetically.
"No, no, no, our Lord is very loving, as long as you sincerely repent. "Corrosion" copes.
"And one more question, Father, what is that room for? I just went around the outside and found that only the window of this room was sealed, is there anything in it that does not see the light?" asked the blade, pointing to the room next to him.
Hearing the question, "Corrosion" swallowed a mouthful of saliva and instantly became nervous, why would this guy survey the surrounding environment before entering the church.
"Now, Father, why don't you speak? "Blade" said as he walked towards the doorknob.
"It's a mushroom!" Just as the "blade" was about to open the door, "Corrosion" suddenly said, "Because mushrooms don't need sunlight, I blocked the windows, and lately mushrooms have become too expensive, so I wondered if I could grow some myself." ”
"That's right. "Blade" withdrew his hand to open the door, "Priest, there have been demons on the streets recently, so I'm here to check your church, it seems that there is nothing wrong, so rude." "Blade" said as he walked out of the church.
"Huh~~" After a few minutes, after confirming that the "blade" had withdrawn the sword he had placed in the church, "corrosion" let out a sigh of relief, he was not afraid of the "blade" but the current injury greatly reduced his strength, and finally recovered a little, he didn't want to face this most troublesome guy before recovering. Thinking that he had escaped the "corrosion", he walked to the small black house.
"Hmph, it seems that he is just a simple-minded guy, a mushroom tricked him away, I didn't expect it, Lao Tzu is not a god......" Just when "corrosive" was rejoicing, he glanced at the plastic bag behind the Nabong box, the plastic bag was in a fish tank, but the contents of the plastic bag made him feel terrified, it was not dog food at all! It was a bag of fish food!
"Father, one last question. The sound of "blades" suddenly echoed in the church, and "corrosion" looked around but could not see the slightest shadow of "blades".
"Why do you call yourself a priest in a priest's robe?" the blade whispered, as if others were "corroding" the ear, while the glass on the roof of the church was shattered, and multiple swords "corroded".