239. What are you doing?
"Cosmic strings are intertwined throughout the universe, thinner than a single atom, and have a huge density. This means www.biquge.info they will exert a considerable gravitational pull on anything that passes by, allowing things on the cosmic strings to travel at superspeed. Therefore, it has been suggested that bringing two cosmic strings closer together, or one cosmic string closer to a black hole, may compress space and time to a sufficient limit to produce a closed time-like curve that enables time and hyperspace travel. ”
Master Monkey wrote all kinds of formulas and theorems on the blackboard, and turned into a graduate tutor...... It's just that he has only two students, one of whom is still trying to learn simplified Chinese and pinyin, and the other is struggling to understand hyperspace and cosmic string theory.
"According to this theory, even if you can make a time-flight jump, then you can only go to the future and not go back to the past, right?"
"According to the theory of relativity, this is the case, because no matter what, the timeline of the whole world is still moving forward in the king, and the speed relative to you reaches that level, it only greatly prolongs the time effect of your own individual, when you reach the speed of photons, theoretically there is no time effect on you, and when you escape from this speed, time is in a standstill and you will come to the future relative to you."
"What's the matter with so many traversers...... You've said there's a lot. Bubu pouted, and now the discussion was clearly beyond her cognition: "They have gone to ancient times." ”
"The multiverse is a tower-like parallel universe, and there is an ethereal void barrier between the two universes, which will cause the timeline between the worlds to be different, and the speed of time flow is also different. And many civilizations are actually the same in the beginning. ”
"The same?"
"The probability of human spawning is 1 in 70 million, but there are signs of human activity in all known parallel spaces, what is this probability? The probability of natural evolution is so small that more and more people are beginning to agree with creationism, believing that most intelligent life was created by humans and controls its evolution to a certain extent. In the simplest example, Neanderthals were stronger, more intelligent, and more evolved than their ancestors, Homo sapiens, but they became extinct in almost all known parallel dimensions, which only makes one more convinced of the existence of control. ”
"Who's controlling us?"
"The question goes from science to theology and philosophy, who am I? Where do I come from? Where will it go? No one knows yet, but it is generally believed that God exists. I'm not talking about superpowers who are thought to be gods, but gods who are truly capable of creating everything, or...... We call it the Great Cosmic Consciousness Ensemble. It doesn't have a substance, but it's in its possession all the time. ”
While talking about advanced topics, Dai Wei walked in with a big bowl of cream salad: "Baby, the sweet time for the afternoon is here." ”
The monkey master threw the pen on the table: "Get out!" ”
Dai Wei was not afraid at all, but made a grimace at him, and watched Xiao Wu, who was about to jump up happily, clumsily walk out with a big bowl in his hand.
As for Bubu, she is really not self-motivated, learning knowledge is completely passive, and now there are blatant reasons to resist learning, and it would be strange if she would stay here, so she jumped up and ran to be lazy.
"Okay, it's only a few years old, it's almost fine. That's when children should play. Dai Wei walked up to the angry monkey master, stood on tiptoe and kissed him: "Let's go, I made you something delicious." ”
"Get out...... "Master Monkey" Lord Monkey's face was full of disgust: "How many days are you going to let me eat those chicken legs?" ”
Seeing that his trick was discovered, Dai Wei had no face and no skin, and said with a smile: "Help...... It's the first time I've cooked, and it's a shame. ”
There is no common language with this uneducated little widow, and the monkey master looks like an old pedant, and he walks away angrily, squatting at the door alone to smoke, and then bullying the big dog at the door by the way......
After Bubu and Xiao Wu stuck their heads out and looked around for a while, Bubu raised his head and said to Dai Wei: "You have made my old man angry, you are in trouble." ”
"Children know a fart." Dai Wei patted Bubu's head: "Hurry up and eat, don't bully Xiao Wu." ”
As he was talking, Dai Wei suddenly raised his voice and shouted: "Tomorrow I will go to Japan to discuss cooperation, do you want to go, Tokyo Disney!" Take Xiao Wu to play, I can't take these two babies alone. ”
"No, no." The monkey master's yin and yang strange voice sounded outside the door, cold.
Bubu pointed at Dai Wei with a gloating face, but Dai Wei was not in a hurry at all, these days of getting along day and night, she had already touched the temperament of the big monster at the door, and ate him steadily.
"Xiao Wu, go and bring food to your uncle, and then beg him well, saying that you want to see Elsa."
As soon as Aisha is mentioned, Xiao Wu has completely become a little fan girl, the advantage of being young is that she accepts new things very quickly, and in just a few days, she has been developed into a loyal audience of cartoons by Bubu, among which her favorite is the queen Aisha in Frozen, she loves it to the bones, and even after Bubu just gave Xiao Wu a set of dolls dressed up by Aisha, she has promised to give Bubu half of her pocket money in the future.
So when she heard that she could see Aisha with her own eyes, Xiao Wu almost went crazy, the little girl's personality was much more restrained than Bubu, but even though she was very afraid of the monkey master, a gentleman who could beat the palms, but in order to be able to see Aisha, she couldn't care about anything else, so she ran to the door with a bowl of chicken legs and a calf, babbling and talking a lot of things to the monkey master, all kinds of flattery, all kinds of begging for pity.
"Damn, Xiao Wu is a scheming...... Bubu overheard half of it, and burst out coldly: "In order to achieve the goal, the means are not compromised." ”
"No swearing." Dai Wei slapped her on the back of the head: "Didn't you study history, Xiao Wu is Wu Zetian." Three-year-olds look big, seven-year-olds look old. ”
"Awesome...... Bu Bu nodded again and again: "No wonder you can be the emperor." ”
Sure enough, under the invitation of the soft and cute girl Xiao Wu almost with a crying voice, the monkey master finally agreed to go to Japan with them, anyway, there is a silver dragon in Tokyo, so it is not bad to go and see the big brother of the underworld who looks like Iron Man.
He agreed, and everything was fine. Dai Wei was humming a song all afternoon even when he was doing laundry, and his mood was a mess......
"Okay, take a plane like a normal person, no special planes, no jets...... That's not something Xiao Wu can accept, she's not Bubu. ”
Dai Wei put the monkey's luggage at the head of his bed before going to bed, and then sat down next to the monkey who was watching the anti-Japanese war movie: "Keep a low profile, be as low-key as possible." Bubu said that you should be arrogant, but Xiao Wu doesn't have that ability, you have to think about her future. ”
"I know, I know, you don't wear underwear."
"Does it matter, you haven't seen it anywhere." Dai Wei was numb, and sat there directly in tulle pajamas, basically not much different from not wearing it: "Anyway, you won't do anything to me, look." ”
"That's right." The monkey turned over and continued to watch TV: "Just kneel Anha if it's okay, I'm seeing an orgasm." ”
Dai Wei was so crying and laughing by him that he didn't know whether to be angry or sad, so he could only sit there and slap him on the ass angrily: "I don't care about you, I'll leave at eight o'clock tomorrow morning." At eleven o'clock, the plane was checked two hours in advance. ”
"Oh, normal people are like that, aren't they?"
"That's right! Be sure to give Xiao Wu a feeling that we are normal people. ”
"You're such a special thing."
"yes, yes, after all, no one wants a little widow."
Dai Wei snorted and pushed the door out, but after a while, she came back again: "Move over, there is a spider in my room." ”
"Why are you so troublesome." The monkey master moved his butt to the side, and he didn't even look at Dai Wei: "I've paused this scene three times." ”
"That's my starring hey! Can't look here!! ”
"Are you bare-assed?"
"No, my makeup here is so ugly, I can't look at it."
The monkey master didn't even pay attention to him, and after fighting for a while, Dai Wei felt that he was not his opponent at all, so he lay down and slept angrily, and hit him with his ass before going to sleep.
"Troublesome ......"
Obviously, there is a beautiful woman sleeping next to him, but the monkey master just held the tablet and watched the anti-Japanese war movie for a whole night, and after watching one, it was not enjoyable, and he also watched the second part, and the second part was already bright before watching two episodes......
"I'm ashamed."
When she got up early to go to the bathroom, Dai Wei walked in and met her daughter who was unobtrusive and not too big or small, she was too lazy to pay attention to her, and she was grooming herself, but she didn't expect Bubu to shoot at her first......
"What did you say?"
Dai Wei said angrily: "Say one more thing!" ”
"I said you were ashamed, how could you send it to the door like this." Bu Bu's face was full of disgust: "You are so reserved, my face has been lost by you." ”
"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, I'll go and sue later."
"Yo yo yo, now you have learned to sue, okay you." Bubu's tone softened significantly: "Why are you so immature, I'm here for your good." ”
This tone and content made Dai Wei feel in a trance that it was not her daughter but her mother who was squatting on the toilet and......
Dai Wei, who is familiar with Bubu's character, chose not to take care of this bastard, her nickname Little Rabbit Cub is really not wrong, the degree of this bastard is simply outrageous, and she will have a short life.
Dai Wei tossed for forty minutes to get a set of outfits, in order to make herself look innocent, girly, and youthful, she deliberately put on a super complex makeup, and this set of makeup was named by the monkey master "Obviously painted the same as not painting and at least half an hour of stupid x makeup", but I struggled to get it and looked back, and found that the monkey was wearing big pants, flip-flops and a black T-shirt bought on the stall and let Xiao Wu and Bubu crawl around on him......
"You ......"
"Let's go." The monkey master put on his sunglasses and buttoned his cap, picked up his backpack and walked out with Xiao Wu: "To be honest, I don't like to eat sashimi, if you want to eat it, I can only eat instant noodles next to me." ”
In Dai Wei's eyes, the monkey and his entourage went through the security check and got on the plane like ordinary people...... As for the monkey master, he doesn't need any identification at all, as long as he scans his card, airports all over the world have to give him the green light, even if the plane has no place, he has to arrange a station ticket.
As for the procedures, the central secret service has already said hello, and the Japanese side has long been aware, you must know that the person in charge of the Japanese special affairs department is also one of the subordinates of the monkey master on Tana's side, and the boss of the psyker is here, if he doesn't give the green light, to be honest...... He's going to have a very hard time.
Got on the plane, business class. This is not the relationship between the monkey master, Dai Wei is very rich, and if it is the monkey master, then his concept is to charter a plane, money is not a problem, face is the most important.
Xiao Wu was on a plane for the first time, she trembled from the beginning to the window and didn't come down, babbling a lot in her mouth, and finally was forced back to her position by Bubu to stabilize her with food.
"Are we flying?"
Xiao Wu asked this question more than ten times along the way, but every time Dai Wei took the trouble to answer her, and finally in order to relieve Xiao Wu's pressure, she tried to ask Xiao Wu if she wanted to be a flight attendant, just like those beautiful big sisters, but she underestimated the empress's brain circuit, Xiao Wu's dream changed from becoming a refrigerator to becoming an airplane......
When I arrived in Japan, the only person who picked up the plane was Yinlong, because Bubu often came to Japan with the monkey master, so he had already known this big guy, and Xiao Wu was a little afraid of this fierce big guy, so he hid behind Dai Wei.
"Ouch, big guy!" Bubu opened his hand and hugged the silver dragon: "Come on, come, take me to eat something delicious." ”
Yinlong laughed so hard that her eyes were gone, squatted down and picked up Bubu and prick her stubble with her stubble, and then said to the monkey master, "What are you doing here?" Ouch, who is this little girl, she is more beautiful than my Boob. ”
"That's it." Bu Buang raised his head: "This is my sister! ”
The monkey master handed the souvenir that Dai Wei insisted on bringing to Yinlong: "Do you like to read Tang history the most?" ”
"Hey!" Yinlong nodded: "I once carried out a mission during the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty, and I was obsessed with the prosperity at that time. ”
The monkey master nodded and pointed at the timid Xiao Wu: "Wu Zetian." ”
"Nani?!"
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In the past two days, I will lose a thousand words every day, in fact, it is not my intention, the weather is too hot, the air conditioner at home is broken, there is really no way to calm down and write, writing and writing that the pants are sweaty, you can imagine how desperate I am, alas...... (To be continued.) )