Chapter 23 The Eccentricity of the Left and the Right (First Update, Asking for a Monthly Pass)
Fifty years later, a sacred mountain fell from the sky, and a sacred monkey was pressed under the sacred mountain. The monkey didn't admit defeat at first, struggling left and right, and was about to knock down the Five Finger Mountain, but a monk flew from the sky and posted a post on the Five Elements Mountain, and in an instant the Five Elements Mountain was as solid as steel and as heavy as Mount Tai, and the pressure of the monkey could not escape, and he looked up to the sky and scolded angrily: "Jade Emperor!" Tathagata! My grandson, I was deceived by you! Deceived by you! ”
Angry, but useless. The world is still peaceful, and the gods are still singing and dancing, who cares whether he lives or dies.
In the past year, the monkey has no anger and resentment, only a face full of loneliness, missing the freedom of the year.
Knock -
A peach fell from the sky and landed in front of the monkey. The monkey was stunned, saw the peach in front of him, and turned his head to look up as much as he could: "Who threw the peach?" ”
A sigh came into the ears of the monkey, and the next moment, a scholar in white slowly fell from the sky and stood in front of the monkey: "Big brother, are you okay?" ”
Seeing this scholar, the monkey was pleasantly surprised: "Brother! How did you get here? Suddenly thinking of his predicament at this time, the monkey was full of embarrassment, and said, "Let my brother see the joke." ”
The white-clothed scholar sighed: "You and my brother, how can there be any jokes to see." ”
Pick up the peaches on the ground, condense water to wash them, and send them to the monkey: "Big brother, little brother is late, and you have suffered." ”
The monkey smiled, took a bite of the peach, and said, "It's nothing bitter, anyway, I'll sleep if it's okay, and the day will pass." ”
quickly ate all the peaches, and the monkey said: "Brother, just eating peaches doesn't satisfy your hunger, do you have any vegetables?" ”
The scholar smiled faintly: "Big brother is like this, and he still wants to eat, I really don't know how to say you." ”
"Hehe, my grandson likes to eat and drink. Don't talk nonsense, come and have some good wine and food. I haven't had wine or food for a year, and I've been hungry for a long time. ”
"You are like this now, good wine and good food must be eaten all over the floor, too dirty." A pot of noodles appeared in the scholar's hand, picked them with chopsticks, and said, "This is the lo lo noodles I made, big brother try it." ”
"What's so delicious about the noodles?" The monkey sniffed and said, "It's quite fragrant, I'll taste it." ”
The scholar put the basin to the monkey's mouth and picked it up with chopsticks: "Big brother's mouth is wider." Lo mein has to be eaten in a big bite to be delicious. ”
"......" the monkey opened his mouth, and the scholar fed the noodles into it.
"How?" The scholar asked.
The monkey smiled: "Not bad, I don't want the noodles to be so delicious, take another bite." ”
"Big brother eats slowly, and there are many more." The scholar fed the noodles to the monkey little by little, and after a while, the whole pot of lo noodles was eaten by the monkey. The monkey licked his mouth, and said with a smile: "It is worthy of being a brother, this ability to cook vegetables is unparalleled in the world." ”
The scholar smiled slightly. Wash and put the basin away, leaned on the side of the monkey, and said, "Big brother, there are not many little monkeys left in Huaguo Mountain." Huaguo Mountain is also finished. Now, do you regret it? ”
"......" The monkey was silent for a long time, with tears in his eyes: "It's me who is sorry for them." ”
Take a deep breath: "But my grandson doesn't regret it!" Even if I do it all over again, my grandson will do the same! ”
Alas~~~~~~~
The scholar sighed in his heart. The heart said: No wonder Sun Wukong was crushed under the Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years, it turned out that it took five hundred years to smooth out the anger in his heart. Only then did it become possible to reform through labor.
Seeing this, I believe everyone understands that this monkey who is crushed under the Five Elements Mountain is the Monkey King who is making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and the scholar in white is Zuo Xiaoright.
When Sun Wukong was captured by the heavenly court, Zuo Xiaoyou came to Huaguo Mountain to take care of the little monkeys who survived, with his efforts, Huaguo Mountain recovered early, the little monkeys did not worry about eating and drinking, lived happily, and the speed of reproduction was also very fast, in the past 50 years, it has multiplied from less than 1,000 to more than 10,000.
In the past fifty years, the number of ethnic groups has increased more than ten times, and Zuo Xiaoyou has achieved the ultimate in what he can do.
And after Sun Wukong was captured by the heavenly court, he couldn't help him with thunder, fire, burning and axe, and finally was thrown into the alchemy furnace and practiced for 7749 days. And one day in heaven and one year on earth, these forty-nine days, plus the time when he was arrested and haunted the heavenly palace, a full fifty years have passed on earth. After that, Sun Wukong was suppressed for another year, and it was already fifty-one years.
The reason why Zuo Xiaoyou came to see Sun Wukong after a year was mainly because the world was too big, and he had to manage the monkey group, plus there was no clear timetable for Sun Wukong to be crushed by the Five Elements Mountain, and he also took a year before he used the ground mirror to find Sun Wukong's whereabouts, so he came to visit him alone.
As for the Golden Swallow? She has just become a mother and is taking care of her children in Huaguo Mountain.
The two have been together for more than 150 years, and finally have the crystallization of love, which is not easy. Therefore, the golden swallow is very fond of children, like a pearl in the palm of her hand.
That's right, the child is a daughter. In this patriarchal era, Jin Yanzi was originally a little worried that Zuo Xiaoyou would not like it, but Zuo Xiaoyou's love for her daughter was not inferior to her, so she could enjoy the joy of family with confidence.
Because the child was only three months old, Zuo Xiaoyou didn't want his daughter to run back and forth, so he asked Jin Yanzi to stay in Huaguo Mountain to take care of the child, and he came to visit Sun Wukong alone.
"Big brother, Xiaoyanzi gave birth to a daughter for me three months ago, and I am already a father." Left and right whispered.
Sun Wukong was stunned and surprised: "Then I'm not going to be an uncle?" Hey, hey, hey, well, when I go out, I will definitely prepare a big gift for my niece. ”
Feeling Sun Wukong's joy from the bottom of his heart, Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly: "Then the little brother will thank the eldest brother on behalf of his daughter." ”
"Thank you, it should be." Sun Wukong smiled, the smile gradually disappeared, and fell silent.
Because he didn't know when he would be able to leave the oppression of Wuzhi Mountain.
Zuo Xiaoyou looked at him and said, "Big brother, can't you break free from Wuzhi Mountain?" ”
Sun Wukong smiled bitterly: "This Wuzhi Mountain evil sect is very good, my old grandson is pressed here, no spell can be used, it is impossible to become small and fly away." There are also ......" Sun Wukong was a little angry: "This Wuzhi Mountain is absorbing my grandson's cultivation every day, and it has been suppressed for a year, although my grandson's cultivation has not declined much, but if it is suppressed for hundreds of years, I am afraid that even half of the cultivation will not be left." ”
"Is there such a thing?" Zuo Xiaoyou was stunned, and at the same time understood in his heart, why Sun Wukong, who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, was so strong, but he was so cowardly on the way to learn scriptures, it turned out that he was sucked by Wuzhi Mountain for five hundred years of cultivation. Half of the strength is lost, and this will meet so many monsters that can't be beaten.
Zuo Xiaoyou said: "Big brother, I'll try to destroy this mountain." ”
"Don't waste your efforts." Sun Wukong shook his head: "This five-fingered mountain was pressed down by the Buddha, the fat mana is boundless, my old grandson is far from him, your strength is about the same as mine, you can't destroy it." ”
"You have to try to find out."
Although he said so, he also did so, but it didn't matter whether he bombarded with spells or slashed with a pig-killing knife. couldn't hurt half a hair of Wuzhishan, and even went up the mountain to reveal the post, but when he reached out to touch it, a huge energy rushed straight and bounced him thousands of meters away.
Zuo Xiaoyou was furious, and after flying back, he frantically bombarded the post with various spells, but the egg didn't say anything, the more he did it. The more Sun Wukong felt that the speed of Wuzhi Mountain's absorption of cultivation would be, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly asked Zuo Xiaoyou to stop, explaining the situation.
Zuo Xiaoyou's face is ugly. Unexpectedly, he couldn't handle it just by sitting on the Five Finger Mountain pressed down. If you are there in person. I'm afraid that he, like Sun Wukong, has no power to fight back.
"Damn it!" How strong is this Buddha? Is it stronger than Guanyin? How much stronger?
Sun Wukong smiled bitterly: "Brother, don't waste your efforts, my old grandson will also suffer." ”
Zuo Xiaoyou's face was full of shame: "I'm sorry big brother, it's useless little brother." ”
"I can't blame you. It's so powerful. Sun Wukong thought about it: "It's okay, with the urine of those gods and Buddhas in the sky, if they want to kill my grandson." It's been done a long time ago. Now it's just pressing me under the Five Elements Mountain, obviously because he doesn't want to kill me, and there will always be a chance to go out in the future. When the time comes, my grandson will have to settle the account with Rulai! ”
Seeing Sun Wukong's gritted teeth, Zuo Xiaoyou was very helpless: Big brother, I'm afraid you don't have a chance.
After laughing and scolding, the two brothers fell silent again, took out a wine gourd, and after opening it, a smell of wine overflowed. Sun Wukong smelled the smell of wine, and immediately aroused the wine worm in his stomach: "Good brother, give me a drink." ”
Zuo Xiaoyou smiled: "It's just for the eldest brother." ”
The wine gourd was sent to Sun Wukong's mouth, Sun Wukong took a big sip, sighed with satisfaction, and said with a smile: "I haven't drunk for more than a year, it's refreshing!" ”
More than a year......
For Sun Wukong, the fifty years on earth are just fifty days, and what really makes him suffer is actually the year under the Five Finger Mountain.
Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly: "Big brother, I'll tell you another happy thing." ”
"And happy things?" Sun Wukong said with a smile: "Brother, say quickly, let my old grandson be happy." ”
Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly and said, "Big brother, Huaguo Mountain has been reborn, and now the little monkeys have also grown to more than 10,000 people. In a few hundred years, it will definitely be able to return to its heyday, big brother, you can rest assured...... Eldest brother? ”
Sun Wukong cried, tears fell down, and he couldn't stop it.
"......" Zuo Xiaoyou didn't say anything, and poured wine into his stomach. This wine gourd is the magic weapon of the space he refined, there is ten cubic meters of space in it, which can hold eight tons of wine, and these wines are all legendary monkey wines, the taste is similar to a cocktail, at first it is the same as a drink, but the stamina is great, and if you drink too much, you can sleep well for a day.
Sun Wukong was poured more than 100 catties of wine by Zuo Xiaoyou, and finally fell asleep in a daze.
Seeing that Sun Wukong finally fell asleep, Zuo Xiaoyou put away the wine gourd and said in a low voice: "Big brother, I'm leaving, I'll come to see you tomorrow." ”
Sun Wukong was hearty.
Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly, used his mana to build a shelter for Sun Wukong, and the ground was also paved with rocks, and a soft pillow was placed under Sun Wukong's face, so that he could sleep more comfortably, and then drove the clouds away.
Not long after Zuo Xiaoyou left, Sun Wukong opened his eyes and saw everything Zuo Xiaoyou had done for him, and his eyes were a little moist: "Good brother, your kindness, big brother remembers it in my heart." ”
In the following years, Zuo Xiaoyou would come every day to deliver wine and food to Sun Wukong, chat with him, and not let him be lonely.
Later, when the child grew up, Zuo Xiaoyou took Jin Yanzi and the child to see Sun Wukong.
The child on the left and right is called Zuo Jing'er, and the long pink carving is very cute. It's just that Zuo Jing'er is with a group of little monkeys all day long, and her temperament is inevitably jumpy, and she is also very naughty when she sees Sun Wukong, riding on his neck as a big horse, and once even urinated in Sun Wukong's neck, which made everyone cry and laugh.
However, Sun Wukong likes Zuo Jing'er very much, and even taught Zuo Jing'er spells himself. It's a pity that Zuo Jing'er is also a mortal fetus in the flesh, and the somersault cloud can only use the improved version, and the seventy-two changes can only change two or three times. Fortunately, she is young and has a lot of room for improvement in the future. What's more, Zuo Xiaoyou has already prepared a nine-turn golden pill for Zuo Jing'er, and when Zuo Jing'er becomes an adult, he will give her the nine-turn golden pill and let her achieve an immortal body.
Some people may feel that the left and the right are eccentric, why can Jindan be eaten by children, but not by wife?
In fact, this is indeed the eccentricity of the left and the right, but he is biased towards the golden swallow.
The golden swallow is the one who spends his life with him, and it is already good to have a thousand years of life. If the husband and wife spend too much time together, the passion will fade and become family affection.
And family affection means that there is no sense of mystery, and it will gradually become slack and plain like water. Yes, just like your parents' feelings, they quarrel every day over a little thing, worry about your homework every day, and talk about finding a partner for you every day.
You're annoyed, but you never think your parents are going to break up because it's part of your life.
In fact, when your parents were young, they may have also had a crisis in their relationship, but they have experienced a crisis in their relationship, and if they can still be together, it shows that they have identified each other and will not change in this life.
Young people will not be emotionally stable when they seek excitement, but the older they get, the more stable they will be. Family, career, relationships, all of them are like this. If a person is very old and has a bad private life, there is only one possibility - this person is not serious by nature! What more can you ask of a person who is not serious?
Zuo Xiaoyou and Jin Yanzi have been together for more than a hundred years, the passion is long gone, and the rest is strong family affection, although life is very plain, but the bland happiness is inseparable from each other, and it will go on until Jin Yanzi dies.
But for Zuo Jing'er, Zuo Xiaoyou is reluctant. When children grow up, they always have to go out and be independent, and it is impossible to accompany their parents for a lifetime.
Therefore, Zuo Xiaoyou can give up Zuo Jing'er, even if she is immortal, he will not be sad when he leaves.
So Zuo Jing'er can live forever, but Jin Yanzi can't.
Unless...... Left and right can give up everything in reality.
But it's impossible!
Zuo Xiaoyou is very clear in his heart.
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The first shift the day before yesterday, there are still before the early morning, and there are still after the early morning. (To be continued.) )