Twenty-nine, it seems to have been different overnight.
"Damn, it's cold, you know?"
Jiangang's sister refreshed next to the monkey, and she was still wearing clothes. This is rather unscientific...... But it doesn't matter, since you can accept a freshly drowned person brushing around, as for whether the clothes are still kept, so what does it matter.
If it was Ye Fei, the monkey would definitely give her her her own clothes, not because of special care but because Ye Fei would really freeze to death. As for Jiangang's sister, she didn't care at all, and the monkey even wondered if she would have menstrual cramps from soaking in cold water.
"Do you usually use an aunt's towel?"
"Yes, of course. Are you Sabi? ”
"I'm relieved to know that you're still like a normal person."
After being confirmed, the monkey nodded, and the thrill of his doubts being revealed made him rejoice as if he had uncovered a trigonometric math problem.
But looking at Jiangang's sister's appearance, there will be no such thing as dysmenorrhea, so in the future, I am afraid that hot water, which can cure all diseases, will not be used, so ...... Let's eat bananas, after all, female orangutans.
"Do you like bananas?"
"Get out! Monkeys like to eat bananas, you know? ”
After answering the monkey's words, Jian just found that he seemed to have fallen into her trap, ****** this kind of answer is different from admitting that he is an orangutan with hair?
But no matter what, he thinks it's weird, and he really shouldn't bother with this guy.
"yes, I like bananas." The monkey admitted very sincerely: "Then you don't like to eat bananas and like to eat something?" ”
Ye Fei suddenly replenished the gun behind the monkey at this time: "She eats everything, really." ”
"Leaves...... You ......"
The monkey laughed and patted Jiangang's sister on the head: "I forgot that gorillas are omnivorous." ”
Really, Jiangang's sister feels that she is also a capitalized cheap X, and she is obviously determined to kill this bastard every time, but she always can't help but spray with him, but the key is that she can't spray him in the end, she can't spray him, she can't even talk about him, and she can't even talk about yellow jokes, this feeling is cruel but powerless.
Every time the sentence "ignore you" comes out, I feel like I'm being coquettish. Although many times she has defaulted to the fact that the leaves stick to the monster and are cute, the self-esteem she has accumulated since she was a child does not allow her to do the same thing.
There is only one consequence of such rigidity and uncompromise, that is, to fight to the end, have no chance of winning, be passive everywhere, and be teased all the time.
"Alright, the road ahead is easy to walk, let me come down." Ye Fei said in the monkey's ear: "Have you touched enough along the way?" It's better to leave it for the next stretch of the road. ”
"Hey, hey, hey......"
The monkey who was unprecedentedly embarrassed by the small action of Leng Buding, he put down Ye Fei and said solemnly: "You person, how can you smear people's innocence out of thin air?" ”
"Yes, yes, you're innocent, you're innocent."
Ye Fei moved her limbs, walked quickly to Jiangang's sister, hugged her arm, and began to have the only close communication with Jiangang's sister in the past few days.
But obviously, Jiangang's sister is not in a good mood, for her, her current situation is no less than a cowardice X who was robbed of his girlfriend, judging from the intimacy between Ye Fei and the monster just now, Ye Fei is coming to death now because his ex-girlfriend came to comfort her.
The feeling of being loveless erupted, if it weren't for the fact that she was still deeply attached to Ye Fei, if she didn't turn her head and leave, she would have been born to that monster.
"Come and see my jokes?"
Jian Gang turned his head awkwardly, but he was reluctant to pull his hand out of Ye Fei's hot arms, this cowardly and cheap feeling made her want to cry aggrieved.
"How so...... Why do you feel that? Ye Fei was a little surprised, she hadn't seen Jiangang's sister have this kind of emotion in so many years: "What's wrong with you." ”
"Not much, just not happy." Jian Gang pretended to be cold and said, but he couldn't hold back his crying: "I have suffered so many grievances from him for you, and you still flirt with him all day long, have you considered my feelings?" ”
"Flirting?" Ye Fei was also stunned: "When did I flirt and scold?" ”
Speaking of which, it is true that there is no such thing as flirting, and it is basically the monkey who unilaterally takes advantage, touching and pinching it. But to be honest, it's not bad to talk about how good a relationship with a monkey is.
And there is a strange circle here, although Ye Fei himself wants to stay by the monkey's side, but the monkey's focus is more on Jiangang, and his protection and care for Ye Fei are actually to stabilize Jiangang's emotions, because Jiangang's focus is all on Ye Fei, and controlling Ye Fei is equivalent to controlling Jiangang.
So the question here is, how can this kind of circle battle be over? The best result that Ye Fei could get along with was that she would sleep with the monkey first, and then let the monkey sleep with Jiangang. Although it seems that the monkey takes advantage of everything, it is the best result for Ye Fei.
Love? Wrong, there is no such word in Ye Fei's world, all her actions are to live in the future, live better and serve, her body is her only and most reliable bargaining chip, and the monkey is the most powerful person in her knowledge.
If love can occur after just a few days of acquaintance, it must be a script written by Disney. But in order to survive, it is not strange for Ye Fei to make such a choice, because after coming out of the orphanage, she has a belief - in order to survive, she can let go of everything, what dignity, what chastity, what morality, all are ****, everything must make way for survival.
Since in order to survive, then under the same conditions, why doesn't she rely on a reliable, strong, and although it looks unreliable, it is actually very reliable and a little handsome? As for the good or the bad, so what, what if she is allowed to rely on even the woman who is the Great Demon King of Heaven and Earth?
"What? Stopped talking? Leaf, let's find a chance to run. Jian Gang's eyes were red: "I hate that guy, very, very hateful, it wasn't for you, I ran away early." ”
Jian Gang glanced back at the monkey who was pulling something in the field all the way, and there were extremely complicated emotions in her eyes, because she had an almost instinctive premonition that once she listened to Jian Gang's sister and left that strange man, her life was about to come to an end.
"Why do you hate him?"
"Because he hates it."
Well, it's an endless cycle. Ye Fei knows Jiangang too well, after years of getting along, one of Jiangang's tendons has simply become her brand, even if she has the skin of a petite beauty, but there is a bull living in her heart. If you continue to ask, no matter how you lead it, it will become a conclusion of "because he hates it", and the topic is almost over.
"I know, I know I'm stupid. I knew I was stupid from that night when you were sick and dying. Sister Jiangang lowered her head: "I can't protect you at all, but...... I can't take it anymore. I can't stand it and can't kill him, I'm going crazy, so we ran ......"
Before he could finish his words, a wreath of flowers that was wet but made of small wild chrysanthemums on the side of the road was suddenly pressed on the head of Jiangang's sister.
When she looked back, she saw the monkey's face that made her sick to her stomach, and her first instinct was to rip the contents off her head, but she hesitated for no reason.
"Mother orangutan, you're actually pretty good."
This is not a monkey coaxing people, he disdains to coax people and will not coax people. Sister Jiangang is indeed beautiful, although her facial features are not as delicate as Ye Fei's, but she is smart. Although her breasts are not big, they are not too small to match her one-meter-five figure. Because she doesn't think about so much like Ye Fei, her eyes are very clear, coupled with her special physique, her skin is so good that she has no friends, she is white and plump, even if she has no makeup, she is fresh and lovely.
Although a mouth ruins the image, if you just stand there, you are a pretty little beauty, and it definitely belongs to the little beauty that grows in reverse.
"Get out!"
Jian Gang snorted coldly, and was about to raise his hand to pull the things on his head, but Ye Fei grabbed his arm. Ye Fei looked at her with a smile: "Ouch, don't say it." Looking at it this way, my sister Jiangang is really a super symbol. ”
After she finished speaking, she reached out and gestured to the monkey behind her back to make an OK gesture, and the monkey immediately slowed down in understanding, allowing the two strange sisters to continue to walk ahead.
"Actually, you have to look at it from a different angle." Ye Fei pinched Jian Gang's fingers and rubbed them: "Although his foul mouth is super unpleasant, haven't you noticed that he takes special care of you." ”
"Is there one?" Jian Gang was also surprised: "Why don't I know?" ”
"When I was in the tent that day, I got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet and found him sitting at the mouth of the tent, and you were in your sleeping bag, and he was there all night. Last night, he had already arranged for you to attract firepower, but he still took the risk to climb out, and I asked him what he was doing, and he said that if you couldn't hold on, he would save you. ”
"Is there such a thing?"
"You don't believe me?" Ye Fei's face darkened: "Even you don't believe me?" ”
"No, no, no...... That's not what it means. Jian Gang's loyal dog attribute immediately erupted after Ye Fei was unhappy: "I mean, how could he do such a thing?" ”
"Because he's just like you, a guy who won't bow his head." Ye Fei smiled: "So, it would be nice if you could live in peace." You'll find out that guy isn't really that nasty. ”
"Hey, how is that possible, that rotten man."
"Then you see, I'm so weak, and now the environment is so sinister, you have to think about it." Ye Fei finally came up with a killer idea: "Let's just use him, okay?" Don't make too much of a fuss. In fact, he pleases you. ”
"Please...... Shh Mother orangutan, do you eat bananas? Jian Gang learned the tone of the monkey and laughed disdainfully, but after ridiculing, he helplessly raised his finger at Ye Fei: "I promise you, but you must remember that I am for you." Otherwise, I wouldn't have dealt with that pervert. ”
"Okay, okay, I got it." Ye Fei happily kissed Jiangang on the face: "Good behave! ”
While she was comforting Jiangang, her other hand kept gesturing to the monkey behind her, and finally gave a thumbs up to indicate that she had succeeded......
And the monkey looked at Ye Fei's appearance, squinted his eyes and thought for a while, with a treacherous smile on his face......