Chapter 20: Gorou Gossip Stick
Although the two have only known each other for one day, Guli has regarded Lin Shirong as an old friend for many years. Who made him look exactly like Hong Kong movie star and fat cat Zheng Zeshi.
"Lao Rong, we don't have electricity at home. At night, the lights are dark and there are a lot of mosquitoes, so there is no other nightlife? ”
Gu Li stumbled, but in his heart he thought about the beautiful life of modern lights and neon.
"We ordinary people, apart from getting up at dawn, working during the day, and sleeping at night, what kind of nightlife do you want to live?"
Lin Shirong scoffed at Gu Li's words, and when he saw Gu Li, he was used to a good life abroad.
"Eh, I've been aggrieved these days. On a hot day, there was no air conditioner, no electric fan, not even a light bulb. Gul lamented as he watched the night envelop the world.
"Buckteeth, I've heard of light bulbs. As soon as the foreigner's light bulb was turned on, it shone much brighter than a candle! But what are the air conditioners and electric fans you are talking about? ”
Lin Shirong's eyes widened, and he quietly approached Gu Li's side, looking full of interest.
As a modern person who has traveled through the 21st century, Gu Li accidentally slipped his mouth, but his face was full of pride.
"Dead fat pig, don't you hate me, aren't you very tsundere?" Gu Li was proud in his heart, but he stammered to Lin Shirong and said: "Air conditioners and electric fans are things invented by foreigners, as long as the electricity is turned on, the whirring cold wind blows on the pavement, not to mention how refreshing it is." ”
Guli wiped the beads of sweat from his body, and his eyes were full of memories.
Looking at the happy look in Gu Li's eyes, Lin Shirong knew in his heart. The air conditioner and electric fan in Coulee's mouth must be good things to relieve the heat and cool down. The scorching summer is like living in hell for Lin Shirong. Because he is very fat, at least more than 200 pounds. The air was hot enough to suffocate his flesh out of a large pot of oil.
The wet towel kept wiping the sweat on his body, and Lin Shirong sighed.
"The things of foreigners are really good, our Qing Dynasty is too backward, and they have been bullied by foreigners to the doorstep!"
Don't look at Lin Shirong, who can't read a single big character, he can still understand the social truth. He was right, the Qing Dynasty closed itself off from the rest of the country, and the science and economy lagged behind by a large margin. Obviously, the muskets and cannons invented by our great Chinese power have become weapons used by the Western powers to invade our land.
Despite the rise of China in later generations, the dragon of the East took off. But for Gu Li, who traveled through the late Qing Dynasty, this history of humiliation is particularly profound.
"Huh!" Gul sat on the threshold, looking at the shops lining the street. The heart is sad and angry, all this is an illusion!
Gulee wasn't angry, and he didn't know how long he was going to be in the movie world. Gu Li just wants to worship Huang Feihong as a teacher, learn martial arts well, and return to reality when the movie is over. Historical development naturally has its trajectory, and Gu Li does not want to be the butterfly and destroy the historical order.
"Let's go, follow me to get bathwater!"
Lin Shirong shouted, picked up two wooden barrels and walked down the street.
After turning two street corners, I came to an ancient well. The people around to fetch water lined up and waited, chatting about their daily routines.
"Pork Rong, who is the bucktooth next to you?" With a shout, the man was obviously familiar with Lin Shirong.
"Humph!" Lin Shirong put the burden on Gu Li's shoulders. "New recruit, help me pick the water for the bath!"
"Haha, recruit a bucktooth as a little brother, you two are really a perfect match!" The man in the silk brocade burst out laughing, and the plain clothes beside him who was carrying the burden were very cooperative and laughed.
"Wen Nan, are you itchy and untidy?" Lin Shirong clenched his fists and glared at each other with angry eyes.
Gu Li felt that it was not good, and Lin Shirong and Wen Nan seemed to have a holiday. Looking at Lin Shirong's fire-breathing eyes, this posture should not be able to avoid a battle.
"Pork Rong, Master is in a bad mood today! Since you don't have long eyes, you will pour anger on your head and beat me! Wen Nan commanded, and the four subordinates around him put down their burdens and walked towards Guli with a fierce look.
Facing the menacing four, Gu Li also held back a fire in his heart.
"Bucktooth...... What's wrong...... Did Bucktooth eat your meal? Did Bucktooth dig your ancestral grave? Gu Li stuttered a little in the first sentence, and suddenly spoke fluently in the last two sentences.
As a modern person, Gu Li's scolding kung fu is still good. If it weren't for the stumbling mouth of Ya Mo Su, Gu Li would have sprayed at least three times a second!
"Dig my ancestral grave! Beat this bucktooth to death for me! ”
Wen Nan was so angry that he was furious.
Gu Li has always been scolded for being ugly, and he has long been holding back the fire. picked up the flat shoulder on his shoulder, and hit the two people who attacked him on the head.
The two subordinates didn't expect Gu Li to be so messy, and their hands clenched their heads in a panic.
Like a whack-a-mole, Coulee threw up his pole and aimed at his left head and slammed it, sometimes aiming at his right head and slamming it out.
Lin Shirong had a thick waist and arms, hugged one person with one hand, and pushed hard. The other two times slipped on the soles of his feet and fell to the ground.
"Rice bucket, hurry up and serve it to me!"
Wen Nan, who was watching the battle from a distance, saw that his subordinates were so unbearable, he was so angry that he opened his mouth and scolded, spitting stars flying all over the sky.
The two who were pushed to the ground by Lin Shirong got up and immediately dispersed. The two of them struck one after the other, and raised their fists and attacked Lin Shirong.
Don't look at Lin Shirong's appearance as a fat pig, but he is extremely agile when he fights.
Dodge left and right, and the soles of your feet are windy. In a few flickerings, the faces of the two subordinates were a few more black blues.
Although Gu Li has buckteeth on his face, his strength is not small. In the flash of light, the heads of the two subordinates were already covered with large bags.
Holding the pole in his hand, he danced a stick flower in mid-air, and then stuck it heavily on the ground. Gu Li shouted very domineeringly: "Gorou gossip stick! ”
The two subordinates kept rubbing the meat bun on their heads, looking at Gu Li's fierce momentum and the appearance of a martial arts master, their hearts were full of fear.
"Ahh Two screams.
Lin Shirong kicked one by one and stomped Wen Nan's men on the ground. Very domineeringly, he pointed at Wen Nan and said, "At this point, people still want to clean up my Lin Shirong?" ”
Gu Li saw that Lin Shirong was so domineering, and he did the same.
The pole spins in the air and dances a very beautiful stick flower.
"I am the contemporary successor of the Gorou gossip stick, and I don't change my name or change my surname, Aso is also!"
Although he stuttered a little, he was not down-spirited at all.
The two men with long bags on their heads seemed to be frightened by Gu Li's shout, and ran behind Wen Nan with a smoke.
Wen Nan looked left and right, two of his subordinates were hiding behind him, and the other two were wailing at Lin Shirong's feet.
"Waste, feed you for nothing!" Wen Nan spat at his subordinates, his eyes full of unwillingness.
lost face in front of everyone, and Wen Nan was embarrassed to stay here.
"Hmph, the little master didn't bring enough today, and there will be a period later!"