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A poplar shirt saw that someone seemed to hang himself under the pomegranate tree, this middle of the night, it was really scary, he retreated in his heart, he wanted to retreat into the house.

"Don't be a dead man! No, I'm going to wake up Uncle Lang! ”

Thinking like this, Yang Shan couldn't help but retreat into the house, pushed him next to Langsi, and whispered: "Uncle Lang, Uncle Lang, wake up!" ”

Lang Sifu opened his eyes, saw a black shadow beside him, and suddenly became energetic, and said, "Who are you!" ”

Yang Shirt said: "It's me, little goat, Uncle Lang, don't be surprised!" ”

Lang Si breathed a sigh of relief and said, "You little rabbit cub, in the middle of the night, are you so noisy!" How do you get under the bed? ”

Yang Shirt said: "Uncle Lang, I have an urgent need to urinate and want to go to the toilet......"

"Then you just go to the toilet, it can't be that you don't know where the toilet is, right?"

"No, of course I know where the toilet is, but I'm scared, I see under the pomegranate tree, like a hanged man!"

"I'll go! In the middle of the night, don't scare people so much, okay! ”

Yang Yi turned his head to look at the door of the house through the moonlight, and said, "None of you who is the last to sleep will not close the door." ”

"Didn't close the door?" Lang Si shuddered, and he said, "You're not mistaken, I'm the last to sleep, I remember it, I closed the door!" ”

Lang Si said this, which made Yang Xian's spine feel cold, and he said, "Uncle Lang, don't scare me!" ”

"! You kid already scared me just now, where am I still in the mood to play this joke with you! Lang Si said very seriously.

"That's weird, Uncle Lang, do you want to go outside with me to have a look?" Yang asked asked.

Lang Si thought about it and reached out to shake the bull cannon.

"Wake up! Cannon, wake up! ”

Niu Cannon was still asleep, and he was shaken twice by the waves, and he didn't react at all, and he really slept enough.

Yang Shan said: "Sister Xiaoman, are you here?" ”

Niu Cannon suddenly opened his eyes, he immediately sat up, opened his mouth and said, "Xiao Man, don't go!" ”

Lang Si patted Niu Cannon on the shoulder and said, "Hey, there's no Xiao Man here, we called you to get up!" ”

Niu Cannon was sober, and when he saw Lang Siyang's shirt, he was also startled at first, and he said: "Are you two interesting, in the middle of the night, what are you calling me for!" Obviously I was dreaming, who just called Xiao Man in my sleep? Who? ”

Yang Yi said: "Uncle Cannon, it's me." ”

"You little bunny!" Niu Cannon said with a complaint, "Just you shouted, Xiao Man was dancing in our house, wearing the angelic clothes in the photo, but after she heard your voice, she suddenly stopped dancing and said to me aggrievedly, Oh no, I was discovered!" Speaking...... Lao Lang, little goat, guess what's going on behind the scenes? ”

Neither Yang Shirt nor Lang Si spoke.

Niu Cannon said: "After Xiao Man finished speaking, she cried, you know, she shed blood and tears, turned around and opened the door of the house, and ran out, I went to chase, but it was too late, Xiao Man was under the pomegranate tree, hanged!" ”

"I'll go to her uncle's!" Lang Si was horrified when he heard this, and he said, "Niu Cannon, don't take you to scare people like this!" Are you making it up, it's like it's true! ”

Niu Cannon said: "What kind of uncle, I didn't tell the truth at all, it's just a dream!" You scratch? OK! Don't talk about this nonsense, you wake me up, Mao? ”

Lang Si said, "Of course go pee!" I'm afraid that you will all wet the bed of the Gu family, so I wake you up in the middle of the night and go to pee together, how about it? ”

Niu Cannon couldn't cry and laughed, and said, "Lao Lang, are you a three-year-old child?" You are timid and afraid to pee in the middle of the night, so you say it directly, don't say that you are so great, but the problem is that your reason is too far-fetched, how can such a big person wet the bed! ”

Lang Si said: "Cannon, you are really discerning, you can see through at a glance that I am too timid to go to the toilet, now it's okay, do Lang Si a favor and go pee together?" ”

"Well, look at you poor bastard!"

Niu Cannon got up, and after his feet reached his shoes, Lang Si and Yang Shan followed him and walked out.

Walking out of the door, Niu Cannon's eyes didn't look around, and he walked directly in the direction of the toilet, while Yang Shirt and Lang Si in the back hurried to look under the pomegranate tree as soon as they went out, but under the pomegranate tree, there was nothing.

Lang Si glanced at Yang Shan, and said in a reproachful tone: "Little goat, you are still teasing me, if you are too timid to go to the toilet alone, just say it, don't find such an excuse to kill people, okay?" ”

Yang shirt is blind, just now I looked under the pomegranate tree, it is so real, is it all the eyes to see the flowers at night? Bad lighting and distracted eyes? Or is it half-asleep?

After the three of them finished solving the toilet, they went back to the house to rest, this time, Yang Shan personally closed the door, before closing the door, he looked at the pomegranate tree again, but there was really nothing under the tree.

The next day, Yang Yi was the last to wake up, and as soon as he woke up, he heard the sound of cattle cannons in the courtyard.

"What? Xiao Man, she didn't return overnight? Niu Cannon was shocked and said, "Uncle Gu, didn't you say that she always never leaves the cactus, if she leaves, she should take it with her, or, if she doesn't plan to come back to live, she should also take the cactus?" ”

Gu Jun thought about it and said, "I can't say this, Huang Ma, are you sure she never came back at night?" Is it possible that she came back once in the night and then left again? ”

Huang's mother said: "It's really not, the quilts on her bed are all folded by me, or like that, if she comes back to sleep, can the quilt not be released?" Also, the things in her house have not been touched, and it is impossible for her to come back. ”

Gu Xue wasn't so worried, she said: "A big living person, do you care so much, Dad, you are so worried, you might as well make a phone call, don't you know everything?" She didn't come back, she must have spent the night somewhere else! ”

Niu Cannon heard that Gu Jun had a call from Xiao Man, and asked Gu Jun: "Grandpa Gu!" No, Uncle Gu, you can call Xiao Man! ”

Gu Jun hesitated for a moment, and he said: "Gu Xue, it's not appropriate for me to beat her, she is your cousin, you have a close relationship, you can fight!" ”

Gu Xue sneered and said, "I'll fight?" Am I close to her? Hehe, if our relationship was good, we would have made a wish together a long time ago! ”

Gu Jun said: "Okay, then I'll make a call to her!" ”

At this time, Yang Shan walked out, he saw Lang Si looking for pomegranates under the pomegranate tree, Gu Jun Gu Xue was standing at the door of the main house, the ox cannon next to them was as anxious as an ant in trouble, and he couldn't stand at all, and Huang Ma was cooking in the kitchen, Yang Shan looked up and saw the black cat appear on the roof again.

Gu Jun called, and after two beeps, the other end of the phone answered: "Hey......"