Chapter 3 [Free Doctor's Treatment]
The reason why Mrs. Hua suddenly trusted Su Ye so much was because she learned from Qiu Xiang that Su Ye helped them give steamed buns to beggars.
Mrs. Hua thought that the person who was willing to give alms to the beggars would certainly not be a bad person.
"Mother, let's not worship him." Hua Wen said.
"Why?" Mrs. Hua asked.
"He's not much older than us, so why should he be our husband? We are not convinced. Unless he can prove to be better than us. ”
"If he can't prove it, he is a liar. Let's not worship a liar as a gentleman. ”
"This ......," Mrs. Hua was a little embarrassed.
Su Ye smiled and said, "It seems that the two sons want to test me." Then I will ask ten questions, and if the two sons can answer one correctly, I will not force the two sons. ”
"How dare you underestimate us. Just ask. Our brother must have answered all your questions correctly. Hua Wu said.
"The two sons listened. The first question, under what circumstances does one plus one not equal two? ”
"How can one plus one not equal two? You idiot. Hua Wen said with a smile.
Hua Wu continued, "Do you still want to ask us such a simple question?" ”
Su Ye shook his head and said, "It seems that the two sons have no correct answer." ”
"Then tell me, under what circumstances does one plus one not equal two?" Hua Wu asked.
Su Ye smiled and said, "Then I will announce the correct answer." One plus one is, of course, not equal two in the case of miscalculation. ”
As soon as Su Ye's answer was announced, Mrs. Hua and Qiu Xiang also nodded secretly.
Hua Wen and Hua Wu were suddenly embarrassed, but fortunately they were thick-skinned, "We don't bother to answer such a simple question at all, next." ”
"Okay, please listen to the next question, what melon can't be eaten?"
"What melon can't be eaten? Winter melon, watermelon, pumpkin, and pumpkin can all be eaten! Hua Wen scratched his head, "Brother, do you know?" ”
Hua Wu frowned slightly, "You can eat cucumbers?" ”
"How can there be a melon in this world that can't be eaten?" Wu Zhuangyuan shook his head.
"That is, Wu Zhuangyuan is right, there is no melon in this world that cannot be eaten." Hua Wen and Hua Wu hurriedly clapped their hands in agreement.
Qiu Xiang was helpless, "Young master, fools can't eat it!" ”
"Huh? Are fools also melons? Hua Wen was surprised.
Mrs. Hua shook her head and laughed.
Wu Zhuangyuan looked embarrassed, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.
Su Ye ignored these and continued, "Next question. There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What is this word? ”
Hua Wu heard this and hurriedly said, "Are you a fool for me?" How is it possible that so many people in the world can mispronounce a word? ”
Hua Wen also said, "That's it, you're basically manipulating us." ”
Wu Zhuangyuan was determined to save his face, and hurriedly said, "Two young masters, it's a typo!" ”
"What?" Hua Wen was stunned.
"Everybody gets it wrong!" Wu Zhuangyuan explained. He burst into tears in his heart, "Finally prove that I am better than the two sons." ’
"Huh? How did I not think of that? Hua Wu screamed. Hua Wen also looked defeated.
Mrs. Hua couldn't stand it anymore, "Qiu Xiang, let's go." ”
"Yes, ma'am."
"Next!" Su Ye was about to read the question, when he suddenly saw Hua Wen and Hua Wu pounce and kneel down.
"Sir, don't ask any more, please spare us."
"Sir, you will be our boss in the future, you let me go east, I will never go west, you let me catch dogs, I will never catch chickens!"
"Get up!" Su Ye said.
"Boss, don't be angry with us, we know it's wrong."
"Stand up for me!" Su Ye shouted.
Wu Zhuangyuan was so frightened that he suddenly became smart, and hurriedly ran out, "Mom, this new gentleman is terrible!" ’
Hua Wen and Hua Wu were even more frightened and hurriedly stood up.
"What are you?" Su Ye suddenly asked.
"We, we~" The two didn't know how to answer.
"You're human! As a person, how can you casually kneel down to someone, your backbone? What about your pride? It's enough to be a human being and do your part! Su Ye looked like he hated iron but not steel.
"We just want to worship you as the boss."
"Not repentant yet! What boss? I am your sir! Remember, yes, sir! You don't need to kneel for me! Su Ye continued to scold.
"Yes, yes, sir!" The two hurriedly said.
Seeing that the two of them were quite well-behaved, Su Ye planned to let them go, but he still solemnly reminded, "Remember, you can't kneel down casually in the future." ”
"Yes!"
Su Ye nodded with satisfaction, in order to cultivate correct values, you must first develop correct behavior habits.
"You two, come with me!"
Afterwards, Su Ye took the two of them to the gate of Washington, moved a set of tables and chairs, and sat down.
Huawen and Huawu shouted on the side, "The doctor of Washington is free to see a doctor, don't miss it when you pass by!" ”
There were originally many beggars at the gate of Washington. Now that Hua Wen and Hua Wu shouted like this, someone suddenly surrounded them.
"Three sons, are you really seeing a doctor for free?" A beggar asked.
Su Ye asked expressionlessly, "Do you want to see a doctor?" Sit down, I'll take your pulse. No penny will be charged. ”
The beggar reached over and said, "My right leg has been sore and numb lately......
"Hmm!" Su Ye took the pulse for a while and said, "Pick up your trouser legs." ”
Then, Su Ye took out a pack of silver needles, pricked a few needles in the beggar's right leg, and after a while, the beggar exclaimed, "Okay, I'm fine!" ”
Su Ye took back the silver needle and said, "In the future, try not to catch a cold." Next. ”
When everyone saw that Su Ye really didn't want money, they immediately scrambled for it. To be a beggar, which one has a small illness and a small pain? Usually they can only endure it. Now that they are being given free healing, they are not begging for it.
Seeing that they were in a mess, Su Ye slammed the table, "Line up, otherwise you won't be treated." ”
Everyone was startled and obediently lined up in a long line. Su Ye treated him one by one.
Some beggars were cured, so they knelt down and kowtowed to Su Ye. But Su Yeli ignored it. The superior demeanor has done enough for him.
When those people saw that Su Ye didn't pay attention to these at all, they didn't do this anymore. Even if he thanked Su Ye, he didn't speak, just kowtowed to Su Ye silently.
In this way, a rule was slowly formed. Every patient who was cured by Su Ye would silently kowtow before leaving.
Su Ye didn't bother to care about them. After more than three hours like this, a smile suddenly appeared on Su Ye's face.
The beggar who was seeing the doctor was suddenly puzzled, "Sir, do I have any problems?" ”
"Nope." Su Ye said and returned to his expressionless appearance.
The beggar was puzzled, why did this gentleman suddenly smile just now?
Of course, Su Ye wouldn't tell him that his medical skills had been upgraded.
Soon, Su Ye cured another one, and the next beggar came over.
Su Ye took a pulse, and then said, "You can come back in a few days." ”
"Why is that, sir?" The beggar did not understand.
"You need medication for this disease. I don't have any medicine here for the time being, but when I find the medicine in a few days, you can come back to heal. Su Ye said.
In fact, the real reason is that Su Ye's current medical skills are not enough to treat this beggar's illness. But after a few days he has upgraded, he can treat the beggar.
When the beggar heard that Su Ye was going to help him find medicine, he was immediately moved to cry bitterly, and at the same time knelt down and said, "Sir, you are really Guanyin who saves the suffering!" ”
However, Su Ye ignored him at all, "Next." ”
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