The best thing in Buddhism is to turn things that are not related to the wind, horses, and cows, and put them together, just like a scoundrel running to the old man 8,000 kilometers away, hugging his thighs and crying: "Master, don't you know me?" I am the son of your concubine's brother's friend's grandmother's nephew! ”

It's ridiculous. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

And if a person in Buddhism likes something good, or if he meets someone he likes, he will say, "This thing (this person) is related to me." Then he took it for himself or took it as a boy......

Guanyin will meet Zuo Xiaoright, it is nothing more than finding the door through Bai Suzhen, there is a relationship between cause and effect, and what kind of fate is it. If you insist on saying that this is fate, then it's the same as buying a lottery ticket and winning five million, millions of people didn't win it, and you won, how many times do you have to step on shit to have luck?

Now I have this feeling on the left and right, how many people in the world have seen Guanyin Bodhisattva? Not only did he meet it, but Guanyin took the initiative to come to the door, how many people in the world can make Guanyin take the initiative to come to the door? Is this an honor?

"Why did the Bodhisattva come?" After the joke, turn to the main topic. As the so-called night owl enters the house, nothing does not come. He didn't believe that a Bodhisattva as big as Guanyin would ascend the Three Treasures Hall without incident, but fortunately, Guanyin didn't have any bad intentions here, otherwise he would have turned his face a long time ago.

"The poor monk is here for his fellow Taoists." Guanyin looked at him with a very serious expression.

Zuo Xiaoyou squinted his eyes and smiled: "I'm just a mortal, why did the Bodhisattva come to me?" ”

"Daoyou laughed." Guanyin smiled slightly: "If Daoyou is a mortal, the gods and Buddhas in the sky are nothing more than that." ”

Well, okay! Hearing Guanyin say this, he knew that he couldn't do anything perfunctory.

"So the Bodhisattva is coming!" Zuo Xiaoyou picked up the teacup, took a sip of fragrant tea, closed his eyes and enjoyed a moment, smiled, and said, "What is the Bodhisattva looking for me?" ”

"I just want to know who the Taoist friend is?" Guanyin looked at him with doubts and thoughts in his eyes: "The heavenly opportunities related to Taoist friends are blurred, even poor monks can't be counted...... Can you tell me the origin? ”

"Does the Bodhisattva think I'll say?" Zuo Xiaoyou put down the teacup and said with a light smile.

"It's natural for fellow Daoists not to say it." Guanyin nodded, but he couldn't hide the disappointment in his eyes, and got up and said, "I'm bothering my fellow Daoists, and the poor monk is leaving." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou nodded, got up and said, "Maybe one day in the future, I will tell the Bodhisattva, but not at this time." ”

Guanyin smiled slightly: "The poor monk has taken his leave." ”

……

Sending off Guanyin Bodhisattva, Zuo Xiaoyou returned to the main hall to continue to guard Bai Suzhen, this time Bai Suzhen's enlightenment time was a bit long, and she didn't wake up after the early morning.

At this time, the Dragon Boat Festival has passed, the scorching heat of the solar term has gradually dissipated, and Xiao Qing, who was lying on the ice bed, trembled and jumped off the hospital bed: "The hateful Dragon Boat Festival has finally passed." ”

After sleeping for most of the day, Xiaoqing is now very energetic, sensing the breath of Zuo Xiaoyou and Bai Suzhen, and was stunned: "Why are Brother Zuo and Sister in the front hall?" ”

Xiaoqing got dressed and came to the front hall quickly. At this time, candles were lit in the front hall, Bai Suzhen was still sitting on the chair and enlightened, and Zuo Xiaoyou was sitting on the other side, holding a book in his hand and watching under the candlestick.

"Big brother Zuo, sister." Seeing the two of them like this, Xiaoqing was very puzzled: "Why don't you sleep at this time?" Ay? What happened to my sister? ”

Zuo Xiaoyou raised his head and saw that Xiaoqing had regained his vitality, and said with a smile: "Your sister occasionally realized yesterday and is enlightening." Be quiet and don't disturb your sister. ”

"Sister is enlightened?" Xiaoqing lowered her voice, a hint of surprise flashed in her eyes, she walked to Zuo Xiaoyou and sat down with a light step, and asked in a low voice: "My sister's cultivation is already so high, if she has another epiphany, it will be even more powerful." ”

Xiaoqing's body has a faint sweet smell, of course, Bai Suzhen also has it, but the aroma of the two is different, Bai Suzhen has a light and elegant orchid fragrance, while Xiaoqing is more like honey and more sweet.

Zuo Xiaoyou took a sip of aroma and smiled: "Not bad, but your qualifications are better than your sister's, and you will surpass her in the future." ”

"Are my qualifications better than my sister's?" Xiaoqing was surprised: "Really? ”

"Of course." Zuo Xiaoyou nodded, and said: "You didn't have a cultivation method before, and you only had a thousand years of cultivation, and you have achieved what you have today, not long ago, you got the immortal recipe that I taught you, as long as you work hard to cultivate, you will be able to catch up with your sister in less than twenty years." ”

"Twenty years? Impossible, impossible. Xiaoqing shook her head again and again: "My sister has eaten the elixir and cultivated for at least two thousand years, I only have a thousand years of cultivation, and it is impossible to catch up with my sister in twenty years." ”

"What do you say?" Zuo Xiaoyou closed the book and said with a smile: "Qualifications can definitely break the limit of time, just like some people who have cultivated for 10,000 years are just a little goblin, but some people have great power after cultivating for 100 years, this is the different consequences of the qualification gap." ”

"In the past 1,700 years, your sister has been favored by the old mother of Lishan and included in the door wall, practicing orthodox immortal arts, but she has not yet become an immortal. If it were you, a thousand years ago with the guidance of the old mother of Lishan, how could your cultivation be like now, I am afraid that you would have become an immortal and attain the Tao and enjoy the Three Realms. ”

"Hmm......" Xiaoqing thought carefully: "It seems to be." ”

glanced at Bai Suzhen, and suddenly grinned: "It turns out that my qualifications are so much higher than my sister!" Maybe in the future, I can achieve a positive result earlier than my sister! ”

"Quite possibly." Zuo Xiaoyou nodded with a smile, and then changed the conversation: "But we live freely in the world, why do we have to go to heaven to be immortals?" You must know that Heavenly Court has many heavenly constraints, and life is very unfree, rather than being a god, it is better to play the world and be a free and easy scattered immortal, which is not much happier than a fairy. ”

Xiao Qing, who said a few words, instantly lost the idea of becoming an immortal, "It's also said that when you become an immortal, you have to be controlled by the Jade Emperor, and it is more comfortable to be my demon king in the world." ”

"You girl is still a demon king!" Zuo Xiaoyou laughed and scolded, and flicked Xiaoqing's braincase: "The gun shoots the first bird, and the evil goblins will be hunted down and killed by righteous people in the world." Don't be strong in everything, and making a fortune in silence is the best policy. ”

"You flick my head again." Xiaoqing opened his mouth and bit the finger of Zuo Xiaoright, and snorted softly: "Bite you to death." ”

It is said to be a bite, but the snake eats by swallowing, and this instinct is also brought to the humanoid state by Xiaoqing, at this time, biting the finger of the left little right, he swallows it hard, swallows it inside, and in order to increase the strength, he also uses the tongue as an auxiliary to wrap the finger of the left little right.

But she didn't really swallow it, so she wrapped it like this, licking it with her tongue playfully, and snorting with her eyes to provoke, as if to say, "You know how powerful this girl is!" ”

"......" Zuo Xiaoyou wanted to pull his fingers out, but Xiaoqing bit the third knuckle with his teeth to prevent him from leaving, and his tongue licked more vigorously: "Hmph, don't want to run." ”

"Whew!" Zuo Xiaoyou took a deep breath, and the shameful stone changed.

Looking at the beauty under the lamp, Xiaoqing is even more delicate and gorgeous, the honey-like body fragrance, as well as the slippery and crisp numb licking of the fragrant tongue, made his body tremble a little, his heartbeat continued to accelerate, and finally grabbed Xiaoqing's waist and hugged her into his arms.

Xiaoqing thought that Zuo Xiaoyou was going to fight with her, but what she was not afraid of was to fight, but instead hugged Zuo Xiaoyou's back, bit her fingers with her small mouth, and she didn't let go of her mouth even if she was killed, and her body kept writhing in his arms.

Zuo Xiaoyou gasped a few times and resisted her tightly.

Xiaoqing suddenly felt hard and uncomfortable underneath, and couldn't help but twist a few times, wanting to dodge, but in this way, Zuo Xiaoyou further lost his mind, and the next moment, he saw Zuo Xiaoyou cover the entire front hall with a spell, and isolated Bai Suzhen slightly, a soft water balloon appeared on the ground, and Zuo Xiaoyou pressed Xiaoqing on it.

Xiaoqing saw that Zuo Xiaoyou really wanted to play with her, and she played more energetically, but the next moment, she found that something was wrong.

Why are you ripping my clothes? What's below at the top of me? Yes! It hurts!

Xiaoqing screamed and let go of her mouth: "It hurts, don't, I won't play anymore!" ”

Zuo Xiaoyou has long lost his mind, how can he care if Xiaoqing says that he plays or not, and the rice has become porridge, how can there be any reason not to eat.

"Hiss~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~"

"It hurts! It hurts...... Big Brother Zuo, don't ...... Don't ...... anymore."

From the beginning of the snow and snow exhaling pain, but later gradually felt a strong pleasure, Xiaoqing's pain also turned into a seductive groan, until dawn did the clouds and rain disperse, Xiaoqing was already weak and unconscious, only the smile on the corner of the mouth was to tell the regained sanity of Zuo Xiaoyou, what kind of happiness she experienced.

Zuo Xiaoyou looked at the dark red that had faded a little, and exhaled: "I didn't expect this to be the case." ”

Looking up at Bai Suzhen's direction, he found that she was still in an epiphany, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and used a spell to help himself and Xiaoqing clean up the dirt on their bodies, and repair Xiaoqing's wounds, which sent Xiaoqing to the boudoir where she usually rested, and she continued to stay by Bai Suzhen's side, and began to think about how to face these two charming snake spirits in the future.

Fortunately, this is an ancient society where three wives and four concubines can be used, Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing's relationship is so good, and it seems that there is some kind of tacit understanding before marriage, but he is not afraid that Bai Suzhen will cause more trouble because of jealousy. As for Xiaoqing's side...... In fact, the name or anything is not important to the three of them, and Xiaoqing's temperament will not care about this, so then again, as long as Bai Suzhen is okay here, everything else is not a problem.

"Heh......" Zuo Xiaoyou laughed: "What's there to worry about, it's just a matter of time or time." ”

Men want to have two kinds of women, the white snake and the green snake, by their side, but they can only choose one of them, but now that he has both the green and white snakes, what is he not satisfied with!

……

Bai Suzhen's epiphany lasted longer than expected, a full ninety-nine eighty-one days, spanning summer, and entering autumn, before she woke up.

When Bai Suzhen woke up, the whole person looked different, and the breath on her body was a little more ethereal, as if she had already attained the Dao Fruit, but she had not yet received the golden light possession, presumably it was the kindness of Zuo Xiaoyou that had not yet been repaid, and after repayment, she would be able to soar in the day and go straight to the fairy world.

"Sister, you're finally awake." Seeing Bai Suzhen, who had been having an epiphany for nearly three months, wake up, Xiaoqing rushed over excitedly and hugged her tightly: "I miss you so much!" ”

In the past 80 days, because Bai Suzhen has been absent, Zuo Xiaoyou has really 'bullied' her many times, almost twice a day, once in the morning and once in the evening, and occasionally the interest comes and goes, after being moistened by rain and dew for such a long time, Xiaoqing's whole person has become different from the past, faded away, and has become more coquettish of many women.

Bai Suzhen was slightly stunned when she saw Xiaoqing's changes, as if she had thought of something, she couldn't help but smile slightly, and hugged Xiaoqing: "Has it been a long time?" ”

"It's been a long time." Xiaoqing said: "It's been eighty-one days. Tang Seng and his apprentice have experienced nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties in the West, sister, you are almost on a par with Tang Seng and his apprentice. ”

"What crazy you said." The dragon on the left and right waved and knocked on Xiaoqing's skull, and scolded with a smile: "How old a person is, he still can't speak." ”

Xiaoqing sighed, covered her head and glared at him fiercely, and then said coquettishly to Bai Suzhen: "Sister, he bullied me again, you have to help me take revenge." ”

Bai Suzhen chuckled: "Okay, good, sister will help you take revenge." ”

"Great." Xiaoqing was very happy: "Sister, how can you help me?" ”

Bai Suzhen let out a long hum and laughed, "Is it okay to marry you to an official?" ”

"Huh!?" Xiaoqing's face suddenly turned red: "This ...... What kind of help is this! I hate it, sister, you bully me too. ”

"How dare my sister!" Bai Suzhen smiled slightly, looked at Zuo Xiaoyou, and said, "Official, what do you think?" ”

Bai Suzhen's previous reactions were all seen by Zuo Xiaoyou, knowing that she must have discovered Xiaoqing's changes, but she hasn't fully confirmed it yet. At this time, I asked him, should I want to know the truth of the facts?

Zuo Xiaoyou sighed lightly and said: "Lady, I really like Xiaoqing very much, and Niangzi has realized that during these days, I have become a husband and wife with Xiaoqing, and I hope that Niangzi will not be surprised." ”

"Brother Zuo, you ......" Xiaoqing heard this, and immediately panicked: "You said you wouldn't tell your sister." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou shook his head: "Can't you see it yet?" Your sister has already guessed it. ”

"Sister......" Xiaoqing turned her head to look at Bai Suzhen, and seeing that she looked as usual, she couldn't help but bow her head weakly, and said, "Sister, I'm sorry......"

This pitiful appearance can't be burned even if there is a big fire, let alone a gentle, kind and understanding woman like Bai Suzhen!

"Isn't that great!" Bai Suzhen held Xiaoqing's hand and smiled: "We will be real sisters in the future." ”

"Sister, aren't you angry?" Xiaoqing was a little surprised.

"Why be angry?" Bai Suzhen smiled and said: "The official is such a god, only my sister has not been caught, if you help me, my sister will be much easier in the future." ”

"Huh!?" Xiaoqing didn't expect Bai Suzhen to say such a thing, thinking of the past eighty days, her face couldn't help but turn red. (To be continued.) )