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In the Qingwei Heavenly Palace, Zuo Xiaoyou saw Yuan Shi Tianzun, wearing a golden robe, a middle-aged Taoist who was full of luxury.

The moment he saw Yuan Shi Tianzun, Zuo Xiaoyou felt a breath of 'heaven and world, only I am noble'. Thinking about the legend of Yuan Shi Tianzun, it is full of a tsundere.

I always think that I am the best, my disciples are the most noble, and everything I do is better than others. If you dare to deny me, I will beat you. Even if I can't beat you, I despise you, anyway, I just can't see anyone better than me.

Although I despise Yuan Shi Tianzun's style a little, but after all, this is the land of Yuan Shi Tianzun, and the left and right are here to worship the dock, and there should be politeness. And Zuo Xiaoyou studied the Confucian classics, although he was impatient with red tape, he understood and could take it, so just when they met, Zuo Xiaoyou stepped forward, put his hands together, and made a ninety-degree salute: "After the end of learning, enter Zuo Xiaoright, and meet the Yuqing sage." ”

Yuan Shi Tianzun is also a master who pays great attention to rules and etiquette, and he likes others to respect him the most, as long as others respect him, he is much easier to talk here.

Zuo Xiaoright's attitude just poked at the itch of Yuan Shi Tianzun. They are also saints, but Zuo Xiaoyou uses a way to belittle himself to elevate his status, Yuan Shi Tianzun is full of affection for Zuo Xiaoyou, and gets up to greet him: "Emperor Zuotian doesn't have to be polite, please take a seat." Tong'er, will serve three of the immortal apricots treasured by the teacher to entertain distinguished guests. ”

"Yes, sir." Dao Tong was shocked, except for Sanqing, Yuan Shi Tianzun had never entertained others with immortal apricots, even the two Western saints and Nuwa Niangniang, who were also saints, had never been treated so courteously by Yuan Shi Tianzun. Today, Zuo Xiaoyou actually enjoyed the treatment of Xianxing. There are three at a time, and Daotong's opinion of Zuo Xiaoright has improved again.

When Zuo Xiaoyou sat down and the three immortal apricots were placed in front of him, Zuo Xiaoyou stood up again and saluted: "Thank you Tianzun." ”

Yuan Shi Tianzun nodded with a smile, only felt that Zuo Xiaoyou was too polite, but many people were not to blame, Yuan Shi Tianzun liked this: "Zuo Tian Emperor doesn't need to be polite, this immortal apricot was born from the apricot tree that Poor Dao had been enlightened in Kunlun Mountain for a long time, and it contained the power of wind and thunder, and ordinary people took it." It will give birth to Wind and Thunder Wings and control the power of Wind and Thunder. But when it comes to the realm of you and me, we can only relieve our appetites. ”

"Tianzun is kind, and the younger generation is grateful." Zuo Xiaoyou saluted again, and then took out a bottle of Coke: "This is a drink developed by the younger generation, called Coke, and ask Tianzun to taste one or two." ”

I don't know if it's an illusion, Yuan Shi Tianzun seems to have seen two horns from the left and right heads, and a tail appeared on the buttocks. An inexplicable feeling of being pitted filled the whole body.

Yuan Shi Tianzun was puzzled, he had already investigated just now, this cola did not have any harmful substances, and it would not cause any harm to the saint. But what's going on with this inexplicable 'pit' feeling?

"What's wrong with Tianzun?" Seeing the hesitation on Yuan Shi Tianzun's face, Zuo Xiaoyou's heart tightened, and he said: Does he know what I did in Tushi Palace before? Impossible! Tushi Palace is a saint's dojo, and no one can see it. It is impossible for this matter to be exposed.

Since it is impossible to be exposed, there is only one possibility. Yuan Shi Tianzun had a sense of a situation that was unfavorable to him, because he sensed that he was digging a pit. Therefore, Yuan Shi Tianzun stood in front of the pit, but he refused to jump.

is worthy of a saint, and it is really not simple.

"Nothing." Yuan Shi Tianzun really couldn't find anything wrong, so he took the Coke, poured it into the teacup, and took a sip.

With this mouthful, he couldn't stop.

Cup after cup, I can't stop at all!

At this time, Yuan Shi Tianzun finally knew how that feeling came from.

Woo woo, it's so delicious! What if I can't drink such a delicious drink in the future!?

Feeling the horns on the top of the left and right heads, and the tail on the buttocks shaking happily, the Yuan Shi Tianzun was full of cows: Nima! I know that this kid has bad intentions!

"Tianzun." Left and right~ smiled: "I heard that Tianzun is very exquisite in the way of refining, and the younger generation is not talented, and he has a lot of research on refining, and I hope that Tianzun will give me some advice." ”

“……”

A day later, Zuo Xiaoyou took away Yuan Shi Tianzun's [Jade Qing Refiner Secret Record] in the same way, because there are more than 1,000 kinds of refining secret techniques in the [Jade Qing Refinery Secret Record], and Zuo Xiaoyou did not have any additional innate magic weapons or anything, which is quite a pity.

After finishing the pit of Yuan Shi Tianzun, Zuo Xiaoyou ran to the Yuyu Heavenly Qing Realm, and used the same method to pit Lingbao Tianzun's [Shangqing Formation Secret Record].

After that, Zuo Xiaoyou did not go to visit the two saints of the West and Nuwa again. Because compared to everyone's big households, some of them are Sanqing, and the two saints and Nuwa in the West are too poor, and the poor don't want it, and there is nothing left and right want, so he didn't bother to do it. After leaving Lingbao Tianzun, he returned to Earth, accompanying Zixia and Qingxia while studying the secret records of alchemy, refining tools and formations from Sanqing.

Although Zuo Xiaoyou's current cultivation has reached the realm of a saint, his vision and learning are still too little, and for a long time in the future, learning will be the main direction of Zuo Xiaoyou.

However, Zuo Xiaoyou only visited Sanqing and did not visit others, which made the two sages of the West and Nuwa very dissatisfied.

Why do you only visit Sanqing and not us? Look down on us?

When the three saints got angry, they wanted to make it bad. The first to make a mistake was Nuwa.

And Nuwa, everyone knows, a woman who is very careful. During the Fengshen period, because the king was confused by the two saints of the West, he made an obscene poem that was disrespectful to Nuwa, and then Nuwa became angry and sent the three demons of Xuanyuan Tomb, the nine-tailed fox spirit, the nine-headed pheasant essence, and the jade pipa spirit to cut off the kingdom of the king of Xuanyuan.

And this time, Nuwa used the same technique and sent three female goblins to confuse Zuo Xiaoyou. But the three female goblins didn't even see their faces on the left and right, and they were sucked dry of blood by the old lady Ren who passed by, and they died.

Here's what happened, since Zuo Xiaoyou wanted the old lady to act chivalrous and righteous, sucking the demons in the world, the old lady Ren traveled the world, looking for famous and surnamed demons and monsters, as long as he heard that this monster had done something bad, he sucked it wildly without saying a word, and directly sucked the monster into a dry corpse. Strengthen yourself.

However, after all, there are a few monsters who do bad things, especially those grass and tree spirits, and they have no threat to human beings, and it is impossible to do bad things, so the old lady's chivalrous work is still very poor and sour around the world for more than ten years, and only a few hundred monsters have been sucked.

And this time, Nuwa sent three female goblins to deal with Zuo Xiaoyou, which was ill-intentioned, and they also needed to find three beautiful women to possess them, so they naturally killed three beautiful young women.

Old lady Ren's nose is particularly smart. The induction of the monster, and the induction of the corpse is very strong, and when I met the three girls by chance, I found that the three women were possessed by the three female goblins, and the three female goblins killed people, and there was a karma haunted by their bodies.

There's nothing to say, Old Lady Ren is a zombie and doesn't have that function, so she never pities the beauty. Rushing over was a suck, directly sucking the three female goblins into dry corpses, and even their bodies did not escape.

It was also the bad luck of the three daughters who co-authored, and at this time, the old lady Ren absorbed the essence blood of hundreds of monsters. The strength has improved again, even if it can't compare to Guanyin Bodhisattva, it is not far from ten. And these three female goblins are just ordinary little monsters, so they don't have the slightest resistance. In this way, it became the food of the old lady Ren, and he ended up with hatred.

Because the three banshees killed someone, their souls entered the underworld. Naturally, they were going to be beaten to hell, but the three banshees asked to see Nuwa in person on the grounds of helping Nuwa do things, and Nuwa also knew what happened to the three banshees in this situation, and couldn't help but be shocked and angry, but there was no way. Heavenly Dao Hongjun has a rule, unless it is an immeasurable calamity, the saint is not allowed to come out, so Nuwa wants to teach the old lady Ren, and the only way is to find a helper, and she can't do it herself.

But the earth has become a place abandoned by the gods, and the powerful powers have basically gone to another space, and the only one left is Guanyin Bodhisattva, and Guanyin Bodhisattva seems to have a good relationship with the left and the right, which makes Nuwa angry and has nowhere to say.

Fortunately, Nuwa still has a little conscience, knowing that the three female goblins suffered miserably in order to complete her task, so she fished out the ghosts of the three female goblins from the underworld, and got them to her own cave mansion to be three maids.

Nuwa was unfavorable, but the two sages of the West thought of a trick to deal with Zuo Xiaoright. That's Zixia and Qingxia.

Zixia and Qingxia are the wicks of a Buddha lamp in the hands of the Buddha, simply put, they are the people of Buddhism, but hundreds of years ago, they escaped from the West Tianling Mountain, ran to the east to find their sweetheart, and then found Zuo Xiaoright.

Knowing the cause and effect of this incident, the two saints of the West were surprised by the fortune of Zixia and Qingxia, but it was just a small wick, and they actually found a lover comparable to a saint, and Ziqing Sword was quite good at picking people.

With this level of relationship, it's easy to do.

So the two sages of the West, mainly Zhun Ti, a shameless man, found the Buddha and asked the Buddha to order the Zixia Fairy and the Qingxia Fairy, asking them to confuse the left and the right and subvert the left and the right.

However, when the Buddha was ordered to find the Zixia Fairy, he was discovered by Zuo Xiaoyou, and then he beat the Buddha with a blue nose and swollen face without giving face at all, and it was another torture to extract a confession, and he learned the purpose of the two saints of the West from his mouth.

Zuo Xiaoyou didn't have a good impression of Buddhism, and the two sages of the West actually calculated him like this, which suddenly made him angry, remembering that in the world of "The King of Kung Fu", he was powerless in the face of Wuzhi Mountain, and the fierce light flashed in Zuo Xiaoright's eyes, and he used the third-order dragon qi to form a Great Wall, suppressing the Buddha under the Great Wall, and the earth could not be destroyed. (To be continued.) )

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