Chapter 688: Entertainment Time Before Death
After going ashore, Zhao Ze activated the two stone lions at the entrance of the dock with a move, and he used these two stone lions as a means of transportation, and released the carriages snatched from the European royal families, all the way to the direction of the capital. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
On the way, from time to time, someone stood up to block, most of them were like this in the green camp, and it looked like that from a distance, and then took a closer look, and found that it was two stone lions pulling the carriage and running away, regardless of whether it was an officer or a soldier, they all shouted, and ran away as soon as they turned around.
In fact, Zhao Ze could have opened a portal and crossed into the palace in one step from the mouth of Dagu - or even the Holy One, but why bother?
If you don't experience the essence of this era, wouldn't it be a trip in vain?
Zhao Ze is no longer the same as before, after experiencing a number of film worlds that have stayed for more than several years, he has learned to enjoy life, knows how to allocate and use time, and is no longer the reckless young man who is eager to roar.
When he was about to arrive in the capital, Zhao Ze applied a stealth spell to the group and its stone lions and carriages, so that people outside could only hear the sound of the stone lions' "stone hooves rumbling", but could not see anything else.
He confused many passers-by with this hand, so that many people were frightened and fell seriously ill when they returned home.
In an era when the child is silent and confused, there is really a strange thing that scares himself to death.
The stone lion pulled the carriage into Sijiu City like this, avoided people along the way, and took the initiative to bypass obstacles, but he didn't bump into anyone, and even rushed into the Forbidden City with such a swagger.
Zhao Ze had already used the golden compass to see it before he came, and this was the time when the emperor Lao'er was enjoying lunch, and he didn't waste time, so he let the stone lion break into the location of the Heart Cultivation Hall in one go.
The two stone lions are infinitely powerful, and when they encounter the obstructive wall, they slap it over, and the Forbidden City is suddenly in chaos, and the eunuchs and maids in the palace can only see one wall collapse after another, and they can also hear the rumbling sound, and they are all frightened, and the palace guards are no better, and they can't react to what happened for a long time.
At this time, Emperor Yongzheng, who was eating, only heard a lot of movement in the distance, and he was about to call the guards on duty to ask what was going on, but he heard a sound in the distance from far and near, and soon accompanied by a loud bang - the wall facing the front door of the Palace of Cultivation of the Heart collapsed!
At this time, the stealth technique applied to the stone lion and the horse body finally lost its effect, and the former was also exposed to Emperor Yongzheng, who was in poor spirits.
Emperor Yongzheng's reaction was the same as that of the eunuchs, palace maids and guards around him, all of them were stunned, the only thing that was better was that he didn't shout on the spot, unlike those eunuchs and palace maids, who were all frightened.
At this moment, the carriage door was pushed open, and six people walked down from it one after another.
When he saw that it was five Rakshasa women followed by a Han man—Zhao Ze did not have that pig's tail, but had semi-short hair like a monk—Emperor Yongzheng's eyes flashed, and he finally calmed down.
As the saying goes, the good don't come, and the comer is not good, to this point, even a fool knows that there must be a big problem with the other party's sudden appearance, not to mention Yongzheng, who has experienced the eight kings?
"Who are you? Why dare you break into the palace? Don't you know what it is to disturb the Holy Driver? ”
Under the hints of Emperor Yongzheng over and over again with his eyes, a eunuch stood up and scolded tremblingly.
Zhao Ze smiled, walked unhurriedly to less than ten meters in front of Emperor Yongzheng, and suddenly snapped his fingers, "Pig tail, I'll put on a show for you!" ”
At the same time as the snapping of the fingers, all the eunuchs, palace maids and guards around Emperor Yongzheng all trembled together, and then gathered together at a trotting in a rapid marching posture, divided into three groups and arranged in front of Emperor Yongzheng.
Emperor Yongzheng looked inexplicable, and he was a little hairy, and suddenly found that the short-haired Han man opposite escaped from a mirror out of nowhere, and the strange thing was that the mirror was black in color, and it looked like it was black.
"Come on! The music starts and dance along with me! ”
In the next second, the ultra-high-volume sound-breaking horn that only the copycat machine would have in the early years sounded in the Heart Cultivation Palace-
"My dad just killed him! Just killed him! Pulled into the building, the goods were opened and asked for the price, and the frequent, high waist twisted by the fart child, and Dad didn't have a deal to ask for the price...... My family took me ~ three times Oh ~ , the dog came to get it (hey!) The dog came and got me (hey!)"
Under the backdrop of the loudspeaker, a group of eunuchs, palace maids and guards danced on horseback, and someone who had kept saying that he wanted to dance with them before suddenly disappeared shamefully at this time......
Without him, the shame of dancing this dance is simply off the charts, and without good psychological endurance, it will definitely not be able to jump out.
This can be seen from the reaction of Angelica and the others, don't you see that they are already laughing and almost sucking?
As for the emperor...... Emperor Yongzheng probably thought that these people were ghosts, his eyes widened, his mouth was half open and half closed, and his whole body couldn't stop trembling.
At the end of the dance, the eunuchs and palace guards all fell to the ground limply - not tired, but purely frightened, someone did not control their minds and consciousness when they danced, only their bodies, so at this moment they also thought that they were ghosts.
"Alright! This is the end of the entertainment time, as the last emperor of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, even if you die, you have to die a happy death, you say, right? ”
Zhao Ze clapped his hands and signaled Emperor Yongzheng to hurry back to his soul.
After Emperor Yongzheng reacted, he stood up from the chair trembling slightly, and stopped talking for a long time, and finally squeezed out a sentence: "You...... Who are you? ”
"What ...... me" Zhao Ze tilted his head and thought for a moment, and then said very happily: "For the sake of your death, I will fulfill your wish!" To put it simply, I'm coming from a world about 300 years from now, so you should be able to understand me when I say that, right? It's like one day when you suddenly open your eyes and find that you are no longer in the Forbidden City, but in the year when Xuanzong died in the Ming Dynasty...... Ay? It's quite a coincidence, Ming Xuanzong died three hundred years ago, you are three hundred years later, you two are very fateful! ”
Ignoring Zhao Ze's nonsense, Emperor Yongzheng put all his energy on the sentence "from the world three hundred years later" that Zhao Ze said.
"You...... How do you prove that what you say is true? ”