"This person is your daughter's mother, but she is not your wife, remember!"

Jian Gang bit the word "remember" hard, glaring at him for fear that the monkey master would think of Dai Wei as his wife, after all, during his personality reconstruction period, anything could happen. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"From today onwards, I will also live here, please take care of me." The tassel is still in accordance with the habits of the rivers and lakes, carrying a burden behind her back to wrap her fine softness in it, and the spirit kite is pinned to her waist, looking like a little girl who has escaped from the wilderness.

Dai Wei was actually quite blind, she was wearing pajamas and holding a can of pure milk, and looked at Jiangang making an introduction with a confused face. Because she hadn't been informed before, she didn't know what was going on at all, in short, she was so confused, especially this beautiful girl who suddenly appeared, which made her feel that her beauty was not worth mentioning at all.

"Mom, I'm telling you, that's it." Bubu dragged the one hundred and forty pound fat wolf green in from the door: "What about my father, didn't he go on a mission a few months ago, he has a little rusty brain now, and he is not a normal person." ”

"Seriously?"

"It's just that we don't remember who we are, anyway." Bubu pressed the dog to the carpet and sat down: "Don't tease him." ”

I have never seen such a daughter who can pit her biological mother, and when she said this, she felt as if Dai Wei had been complaining about the monkey master before, which made her, a woman with a normal world view, suddenly feel ashamed and want to die, and she didn't even have the heart to dig into the ground.

Jian Gang didn't care about this, she looked left and right in the room: "I'm usually busy with work, and his coordination work is mainly done by the two of you, as well as Xiao Wu and Bubu, you all have to help him as much as possible." There is still a remnant of his memory fire, and it is up to you whether he can recover or not. ”

"What do you have to do?"

"Me?" Jian Gang smiled lightly, sighed, and turned to go out: "Go and stare at some people who shouldn't be staring." ”

"Huh? What do you mean? Tassel didn't understand: "I don't understand your words......"

"You're honestly learning here! You still don't even know how to use the money. ”

"I know!" Not to be outdone, Tassel took out a string of copper coins from his pocket: "I remember to bring the money when I came." ”

"mentally retarded ......"

Jian Gang left in the end, what she was going to do, no one said, just entrusted the monkey master to Dai Wei's side, and simply told her that as long as he let him recover in an orderly manner, he didn't say a word about the rest.

For this, Dai Wei doesn't mind at all, anyway, he usually has meetings to talk about business, and most of the time he hangs around, it's not bad to accompany this guy.

"This room is mine, huh?" The tassel walked into the room on the second floor with a bright and clean window, although it is a guest room, the quality of life is great, the two-meter bed, the full warm light source and the solid wood floor, the jasmine on the window sill is blooming, and the fragrance is overflowing.

"I originally wanted to vacate a master bedroom for you, but the time is too tight, so I will vacate it for you in the next two days."

"No, no, no, no......" Tassel hurriedly waved his hand and hugged the lamp pillar in the room: "I'm not going anywhere!" This is the best house I've ever stayed in. You don't know that when I lived in the mountains, there was only one thatched hut, and a hole dug in the ground was a stove. ”

Tassel recalls his past days and finds that that era was not a human life at all...... No electricity, no heating, not even a TV! No TV! That's the life of a man, it's simply the life of a pig.

And the monkey master is reclining on the sofa at the moment, eating a piece of cake and bragging to Bubu and Xiaowu with great interest, the content is nothing more than what he has encountered a cosmic person, and then killed an alien with a punch or something.

Bubu scoffed at these things, after all, during this time, she could be regarded as having been absorbed by the organization, and had become one of the strongest spiritual abilities in the world, and she had come into contact with a lot of things, as for aliens...... Isn't Aunt Dia an alien? Yesterday the alien stole her toffee to eat.

But Xiao Wu is different, she is a little girl who is very elf, but in the end she is still a little girl, she not only listens to it with relish, but also has a fierce interaction with the monkey master......

It's fun, the monkey found out that someone actually interacted with him, that's amazing, the is about to blow up, what 20,000 meters under the sea, no man's deep space, final fantasy, all the plots he can think of are crammed into it, what Qin Shi Huang vs. aliens, what Sun Wukong fought 100,000 heavenly soldiers are actually aliens and the like.

Until Bubu couldn't listen to it anymore and ran to play with the new beautiful aunt, the monkey master couldn't stop the various plots he made up in his brain.

"I can't take it anymore." Bubu stood beside her mother and sighed, like an adult: "My dad is actually talking to Wu Zetian about aliens, and the two of them can still have rich associations and interactions. This is not the Wu Zetian I know. ”

The tassel was humming a song and was stuffing her soft into the drawer, but when she heard Wu Zetian, she raised her head: "Wu Zetian? Is that the female emperor? ”

"Not really." Bubu shook his head: "Just like a little retarded, I think I can also be an emperor." ”

"How many times have I said that! Don't call Xiao Wu mentally retarded. Dai Wei grabbed Bubu's ear: "She's your sister!" She's just an ordinary child, do you think everyone is like you? ”

"What's wrong with me? I'm also an ordinary child. ”

Oh, yes...... When Bubu said this, it was really the true legend of the monkey master, and his shameless appearance was quite the charm of his time. A person with a perverted mental ability whose brain has developed 57 percent of his brain can say that he is an ordinary child, what kind of pretending psychology can he say?

"You've been living here for this time, just tell me if you need anything, I don't think you have much to bring, let's go to the supermarket later." Dai Wei threw the cloth aside, and said to the tassel with a smile: "Go buy a few more sets of clothes, you are in such a good figure, you are really a natural hanger." ”

Tassel squinted his eyes and looked at Dai Wei: "You...... Isn't it an old bustard? ”

Damn it! There's no way to talk about it today! Sure enough, the people around that guy are not normal people, what is an old bustard! Anything to chat with? Don't let people play happily? kindly wanted to buy her clothes, but was actually said to be an old bustard?

"That ......" Dai Wei muttered for a long time, and then smiled awkwardly: "Do you need to find me again, I should go cook." ”

"No!! I don't want to eat fried chicken thighs! ”

Bubu protested loudly: "I've been eating fried chicken thighs for a few months, and what you turn over and over is fried chicken drumsticks, Xiao Wu vomited!" I'm going to cook for my dad! ”

Dai Wei's face was extremely ugly, she felt that she was really unlucky, a piece of pancake came out with peace of mind than this little bastard, how could a person with such a high EQ give birth to such a little bastard with a professional demolition?

Watching Bubu run away arrogantly, Dai Wei withdrew from the room gloomily, standing on the second floor and looking at the monkey master who had already brewed the tea and was concentrating on bragging to Xiao Wu.

"It's been a long time since it's been this lively...... This guy. Dai smiled and muttered to himself.

And at this moment, Bubu rushed down, pointed at her and said to the monkey master, "Dad, that woman is peeking at you!" Don't let her see, she's drooling, let's go cook. ”

Flip the table! Dai Wei couldn't wait to rush up, so he gave Bubu a gossip chain stick, and if she didn't hit her until she knelt on the ground, she couldn't get up, and she would definitely not stop!

"I warn you, if you talk nonsense again, if I don't beat you, I'll take your surname."

"You originally had the same surname as me, hahahaha......"

Oops my mom...... Life is really a mistake, I really gave birth to this thing after all my hard work, wasting a lot of resources.

In the end, it was the monkey master who cooked the meal, although his memory has not recovered now, but he still likes children very much, in the face of Bubu's coquettishness and Xiao Wu's fear of fried chicken legs, he is obliged to accept the task of making dinner.

As soon as the connoisseur makes a move, he will know if there is one. This kind of all-round guy is simply a bug, although the materials are not top-notch, but after he tossed in the kitchen, it is almost Michelin-starred chef level, cherry pies, minced beef, seafood noodles, fruit soup, vegetable meatballs made with fat and vegetables and a crispy roast duck, which is comparable to the Chinese New Year for the little girls who have eaten fried chicken thighs for months.

And the tassel is obviously the first time to eat the modern dishes made by the monkey master, although I knew that his craftsmanship was good, but I didn't expect it to be so good, even Dai Wei thought that it had reached the point of impeccable.

"What are your plans for this time?"

Faced with Dai Wei's question, the monkey master, who had just put the dishes on and was ready to eat, was silent, and then said in a very serious tone: "I plan to go to the apprenticeship to learn cross talk." ”

"You...... Earnest? Dai Wei was really surprised: "Do you really want to learn cross talk?" ”

"Of course I lied to you." The monkey master clapped his hands and smiled: "What am I doing with that thing?" ”

Dai Wei rolled his eyes: "Then what are your plans?" ”

"Nothing to do." The monkey man coughed: "I originally wanted to walk to Lhasa, then from Lhasa to Nepal, and from Nepal to India, from India to Pakistan, then to Afghanistan, and finally to Turkey. ”

"Are you serious?"

"Really, it's true." The monkey master nodded seriously: "I heard that the people there are quite strong." ”

No matter how strong you are, can you be tougher? Dude, don't you make a fuss......

"I happen to be on a business trip to the Northeast in a few days, will you accompany me?"

"Northeast? Big city? ”

"Well, big city."

"Tieling?"

"Shenyang!"

The monkey touched his chin: "What are you looking at?" Okay, okay, let's go to the supper stall, catch one and ask you what you see. It's a lot of fun! It was decided that it was a little more interesting than eating pork. “

Hey, don't make a fuss! Friend.

And the tassel raised his head at this time, blinked his eyes and asked, "What are you looking at?" ”

"It's just fun." The monkey master gave a thumbs up: "The thief is fun." ”

Dai Wei leaned back in his chair and closed his eyes as if he was going to die. Now she finally knows why Jian Gang said he needed to recover and Bubu said his brain was a little rusty.

The previous monkey master was rampant, but he was not cheap at all. He is now simply out of the new century, and he is only doing things for the sake of doing things, relying on others to defeat him and bullying the weak, which is completely different from the thinking mode of a normal person. Of course, his thinking has never been normal, but it has never been so abnormal.

And his proposal was unanimously approved by everyone, especially when he saw Bubu's big shining eyes, Dai Wei suddenly felt that he had proposed a very stupid plan.

"You're crazy...... You're going to take him out? ”

Jian Gang on the phone was furious: "I just arrested him back, you want to take him out?" He's the highest-level vigilante now, and you're going to take him on a run? ”

"But he seems much calmer than before."

"Heh......" Jian Gang laughed helplessly: "Then you haven't seen his counterattack personality, he raises his hand now is a nuclear explosion." You're doing something with a nuclear bomb, girl. ”

"That'...... So what should I do? ”

"What else can I do, I can only go. The premise is that you must take the tassel with you, and she has a way to suppress him. ”

"Uh-huh...... Dai Wei glanced back at the tassel that was making a cloth bag: "She...... I'm already preparing.,And asked me if I would go by water or if Edgeworth would fly.。 ”

"Tell her, fly! Edgeworth is not allowed. ”

The plan that was affirmed by the monkey lord can't be canceled, because if it is canceled, he will go by himself, and he will also take Bubu Xiaowu and them all, and when the time comes, there will be the existence of Bubu and his two big demon kings in an unsupervised place, who knows what will happen.

As for Xiao Wu...... Do you really think she's a good stubble?

"What did I do......" After Dai Wei hung up the phone, he sat in his chair without saying a word.

"Alright, let's go!"

Seeing tassels appear in front of her with a cloth bag......

"Not now!" Looking at Tassel's excited expression, Dai Wei felt like he was going to die, really...... I'm going to die.

Really, she now feels like she is the only normal person in a bunch of abnormal people, which makes her feel a lot of pressure, and she doesn't dare to think about what kind of story will happen to these people who follow her on a business trip, and she can't think about it......

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In the past few days, my body is really uncomfortable, I have a headache, and I can't use the medicine. I feel like I'm going to die...... Really, to die.

By the way, I'm asking for a ticket. Tickets, tickets...... What about my ticket?

Also, reward that buddy, come on...... How about I break a chapter into fifteen chapters? Hahahahaha. (To be continued.) )