Tassel door, hahahahahahahaha......

There is really no one in this door, and on the second day of opening, there are few people who learn swordsmanship, and it is full of girls who learn makeup. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info It is undeniable that a large part of these girls are here to serve as Duanmu because of the appearance of being a handyman in the tassel gate, but in the end there are a large number of them.

And because the girls gathered, the young little brothers naturally came here, either to learn musical instruments, or to learn alchemy, and even many wanted to learn to cook.

There's nothing wrong with it, it's really okay to learn to cook in a sword gate.

The comprehensive learning points outside are overcrowded, while there is only a six-year-old girl playing backgammon with the monkey master in the luxurious special areas of the inner gate that are specially designed for sword practice. This little girl is not a disciple yet, but the daughter of a cook invited by the Tassel Gate......

Seeing this scene, Tassel sat in her master's hall with her cheeks on her cheeks, her eyes full of sadness, but she couldn't be sad for long, and in fifteen minutes she had to go to the second class, which was still a makeup class, and this class was about how to put on eye makeup......

"Beginner's Heart~~~"

Hearing the tassel barking like a cat inside, the monkey didn't pay attention to her, and continued to chase and intercept the little girl's chess, like the tassel, I can listen to it more than 30 times a day, and there is nothing to explain at all.

Why didn't anyone come to learn the sword, why didn't anyone apprentice and so on, the monkey master really didn't bother to say anything more, basically this situation is not too normal, so this is why the monkey master wants to open a nondescript cram school to fill the disappointment after the tassel longing.

The reason is actually very simple, the tassel is really powerful, but she is a woman. That's right, just because he is a woman, although he is not a straight man with cancer or anything like that, there is not even a single woman among the top 100 sword immortals in the world. It's very embarrassing to say, and tassels are born out of nowhere and have no name for a person who is cold and unruly to start a sect, and people are not stupid, such a big Shushan is next door, why put your future on this not very famous woman?

She is powerful, but in the eyes of ordinary people, the sword immortals are so powerful, there is no sword immortal who is not powerful. Although this is an exaggeration, in fact, even if the substitutes of the Chinese national football team are pulled out, they can easily abuse any amateur team in the country, and the game between professional players and amateur players is not the same game itself.

That's right, her phoenix broke the attack unparalleled in the world, and a sword fell into the city. But for ordinary people, her phoenix has broken the gorgeousness, and it is actually no different from the umbrella sword. Since there is no difference between eggs, who would choose to learn art from her.

"Initial !!"

"Alright, alright, stop yelling. It's time for class. ”

After the monkey master abused the little girl and cried, he threw the remaining chess pieces back with satisfaction, clapped his hands and stood up and walked to the tassel: "You are now the most beautiful girl in the city, why are you still not satisfied?" People can't be too greedy. ”

"That's not what I want......"

"You see, I said that one should not be too greedy. When you say this, you say to an emperor, 'I sit on the whole world, there are countless beauties in the harem, and I don't care about the delicious food and wine, the delicacies of the mountains and the sea, but I don't want this, my current life is a tragedy', do you think about it yourself, what is a tragedy?' The tragedy is that every day I can't even catch up with the **** hot mouthful, the family is surrounded by four walls, there is nothing, and there is a butt of debts behind the buttocks, and a wife is ugly like a pig and teamed up with the pork seller at the entrance of the village to give him a green hat. After the monkey master finished speaking, he stretched out his hand and looked at the tassel: "Why aren't you satisfied?" ”

His words amused the tassel, and she pinched the monkey's nose: "Stinky guy, your mouth is so sweet." ”

"I can't understand your brain circuitry." The monkey master turned his head sideways and shook off the tassel's hand: "It's time for class, go quickly." ”

"Okay!" Tassel happily took her mahogany makeup box and walked out: "Go grocery shopping, Master wants to eat braised pork." ”

"Let Duanmu buy it."

"You can't keep calling people, he's also a Golden Spike Sword Immortal."

"If you don't let him buy it, he can play with you."

"Huh? Why? ”

"Do you know the kickback? That bastard can buy a pound of meat and get a kickback of three taels. ”

Really, I started to think that Duanmu was a free and easy person who kills people, eats noodles and drinks alcohol, but after getting acquainted, I found out that this guy is simply a treacherous person, and when he sees money, he is like a dog smelling, and he can lick it twice with his face. The monkey master doesn't need to check the accounts, and he knows that his deficit has reached more than 30 percent by looking at the things he went out to purchase and the money he spent.

This kind of person, it is really the monkey master who can tolerate him, and he would have killed him if he was put in the hands of others.

But it doesn't matter, money is such a thing, the monkey master doesn't care, he will have no money? Just kidding, what is the most profitable in ancient and modern times? Yellow gambling and drugs, the monkey master has no means to get involved in the yellow industry, but he is an expert in gambling, especially in the production and trafficking of drugs, he is simply not too skilled, in this era of no one cares, it is definitely not a problem to pull up an industrial chain casually.

This kind of thing has almost no money, it won't take long, at most half a year, and the money is really just a number. Life is short, so let Duanmu eat as much as he wants, this kind of image spokesperson who can be satisfied with just a little money is not easy to find in this era.

After the tassel went to class, the monkey sat alone on the steps and smoked the cigarette he had just made with mint, doing nothing and idle.

However, his idleness did not last long, a cigarette work, there was a figure appeared in front of him, the person who came was dressed in white, just looking at the figure is a little handsome and handsome, but if you look at the face, it is almost over, the face is withered, the corners of the mouth are still twitching, the two hands are constantly trembling, scratching on the arm like chicken feet, and the blood stains from his clothes can basically conclude that he has already scratched himself to the flesh and blood.

"Senior Brother Liang, why do you look like this?"

"Give me one." Liang Feifei didn't even say hello, and when he saw the monkey master, he went straight to the point: "I want to ......"

The monkey master pouted: "I said it, that thing hurts people, why don't you know moderation?" ”

"I can't do it, give it to me! Please. ”

Ha? The senior brother of Shushan, who has always looked at people with nostrils and a long chin, actually begged in a low voice, if there is a mobile phone in this hand to record it, it will be a moment to witness a miracle.

"Still? And you're really going to die. Master Monkey raised his eyebrows: "And ......"

"I can't take care of it, I can't take care of it......"

Liang Feifei pulled the clothes on his chest with both hands, his chest was already a blur, and the flesh and blood were mixed together, like a mass of erosive flesh, which looked disgusting.

"Scratch your heart! Scratching your heart and liver!! ”

The monkey master sighed, turned around and returned to the Shizun Hall, took out a wooden box in the dark compartment of the statue of Lao Jun, and took out a golden strip from it and walked out.

When he did these things, he didn't shy away from Liang Feifei, but as if he deliberately let him see it, and the action of taking it out and putting it in was very exaggerated.

"The last one, go back to the pure heart and have few desires for three years, not only can you quit but also make you have no desires and no desires, and you will reach the realm of perfection."

That's right, many people say that drug addiction can't be quit, but in fact, there are people who can quit, and after quitting, the whole person will have a feeling of soaring, basically directly sanctified, if such a state of mind is matched with his strength and talent, I am afraid that there will be a sword Christmas in a few years.

And the proportion of people who successfully quit drug addiction is not very low, there can always be one in 20 million people, hahahahahahahaha......

However, the bitter heart of the monkey master failed to make Liang Feifei listen, after he got the cigarette, his dim eyes suddenly brightened so brightly that he could shine, and his trembling hands trembled even more, squatting on the ground and holding a cigarette with a cigarette to ignite the poisonous smoke, sucking hard with the strength of sucking, and holding it in his lungs for a long time before spitting it out.

"Damn, it's a big addiction."

Now Liang Feifei is really no longer human, the senior brother of Yuanqi who used to be able to compete with Duanmu for appearance really can't come back, he shrank in the corner of the wall where the sun can't shine, like a mouse, his hands and face are no longer as white as they used to be, the dirt in the nails is thick, the corners of his mouth are foaming, he doesn't even look as good as the lowest-level porter, and his back is full of sadness.

"There is probably no more terrible demon in the world." Master Monkey shrugged: "But it doesn't matter, you have a few uncles who will come to accompany you soon." ”

"You're really bad."

Duanmu's voice suddenly appeared behind the monkey master, but the monkey master did not look back, just sneered and did not answer.

"He's always treated me like an opponent and I've been annoyed with him. But now that he's like this, I'm a little uncomfortable. Duanmu took a glass of water and a few steamed buns and put them in front of Liang Feifei: "How to say it, I feel the sadness of empathy." ”

"Adults." The monkey master threw Duanmu the back of his head: "You have to be responsible for your own choice, will you also have one?" ”

"Hahaha, let me go." Duanmu's smile was stiff, and he still looked at Liang Feifei with a sad expression.

After Liang Feifei finished smoking, he was squatting there eating steamed buns, eating very ugly, just like people who have been hungry for decades, tears slipped from the corners of his eyes, and he didn't know if it was because of choking or because of sadness.

After smoking and eating steamed buns, he stood up and glanced back at the monkey master, and walked away with his stumbling superhead, unable to see his expression, and didn't know what he was thinking.

But what does it matter, right? He made his own choice, even if the monkey master had the element of hooking up, but in the final analysis, it was his own reason, wasn't it.

"Alas......" Duanmu sighed, turned to look at the monkey master: "Be careful that you don't have a butt when you give birth to a son." ”

"I have two daughters." The monkey master said with a smile.

"Fart." Duanmu turned his head sideways and stretched his limbs: "You don't have a truth when you open your mouth, do you have something to be afraid of?" ”

This sentence was really an unintentional casual question, but it made the monkey master pause on the spot, he looked up at the sky, and then turned his head to look at Duanmu: "I'm afraid...... What scared me was that when I went back, I found that my daughter had become a D-cup tinkler. Woman. ”

"Huh? Get back? ”

"Nothing."

"Are you worried about tassels?"

"What about the tassel?"

The monkey master smiled and walked out with his hands behind his back.

This habit of not answering is really bad, but it makes people helpless. No one knows what he's thinking, and his answers are always urgent.

After coming to the outer court, the monkey master found Li Shizhen and Uncle Li. The master was explaining the magic of the evaporation dish to the only apprentice, and after seeing the monkey master come in, the two of them stood up respectfully.

"Master."

"Master."

"...... I've only been a master for a few days, and I've become a master. The monkey master stepped forward and sat on the stool with a smile: "Ephedra grass, where is it." ”

"It's available here, and it's very cheap. Ephedra is toxic, slightly bitter and warm, and its functions are sweating and dissipating cold, relieving asthma and diluting water. Uncle Li is very good at the effect of ephedra grass: "If you boil water, you can still relieve pain and ward off evil spirits, but it's just ...... If you don't grasp the dosage well, it's easy to go crazy. ”

"Find me five hundred pounds." Master Monkey nodded: "I'll play a new trick for you." ”

"Huh? Master, you have to ...... again."

"No, not this time. Wind chill medicine. ”

That's the case, the monkey's ideas have changed a lot. He's ...... Maybe it was because after seeing Liang Feifei's appearance, he had a whim and wanted to make cold medicine. Wind cold is still a very fatal problem among ordinary people, and if cold medicine and antibiotics come out, it will simply accumulate eight lifetimes of virtue, but the monkey master does not plan to accumulate this virtue, the reason why he wants to do these things......

"Let's pray for you and the tassels." The monkey master patted Uncle Li's head: "I don't need it, I'll find a dozen melons and maize flour later." ”

"Huh? Master, do you like to eat melons? ”

"Nope." The monkey master smiled mysteriously: "I'll teach you how to make the elixir from the melon." ”

"Elixir?"

"Well, I call it penicillin."

Penicillin, invented hundreds of years in advance, then this will really be a miracle drug, the first generation of antibiotics is also the most powerful antibiotic, at this time the pathogenic bacteria do not understand what drug resistance is, if penicillin can appear at this time, then Lin Daiyu will definitely not die of tuberculosis, and the probability of death from infection will also drop to a very considerable extent.

In this way, it is foreseeable that there will be a baby boom in the future, and the population will explode and the food crops will be enhanced. This merit is the least to open a monument and pass it on.

Other words...... The monkey master is seeking money and killing with one hand, and benefiting mankind with the other, what kind of mentality he has, in fact, even he himself probably doesn't understand......

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Ah, I've signed a contract with a manga site, and I'll write a script for them individually, and the comics will be online in January, if nothing else...... Well, are you satisfied? (To be continued.) )