Chapter Ninety-Two: Raiding Tong Maozhong
"Uncle Master, our master will go to clean your bamboo house every day, just waiting for you to go back!" Gu Yuexuan, a sincere gentleman, reluctantly learns the skill of lying, and Liz is really ruined.
"I, my bamboo house...... Flawless ...... him? "To be honest, the bamboo house in Xiaoyao Valley belongs to itself, and even Wu Xingyun, who has lived there for more than ten years, can hardly remember what kind of place it looks like.
(A flawless child a hundred miles away: it is obviously the first and fifteenth days of the new year...... Moreover, I go back to clean the bamboo house of Shizun, the second senior brother and the third senior sister every six months, and I will just worship the ancestors. )
"All I know is that the old man cries wolf every morning at a yellow flower ghost." Thorns only tell the big truth.
"Yellow flower ......" Wu Xingyun didn't even know what color his favorite flower looked like.
(Flawless son a hundred miles away: Can't you like that flower as a teacher?) And for the teacher, it's just singing to make the mood of the flower better, and the nymphomaniac teaches, follow the teacher to sing 'one~~flower~~small~~flower~~')
"Uncle Master, Master he sighs one day every year, maybe it's your birthday...... At that time, his bleak back, the disciples were also saddened when they saw it! "Dongfang Weiming, who has the most abundant feelings, was really moved to cry by his own brain supplement!
“…… Flawless, why do you bother......"
(Flawless son a hundred miles away: As a teacher, I thought of giving you three big red envelopes before the Chinese New Year, and my flesh hurts...... Besides, as a teacher, I don't know what the senior sister's birthday is! )
"Master, he was seriously injured in middle age, and his health has not been good these years." Gu Yuexuan, who has low acting skills, has entered a state of stick reading.
"Who wounded him!" However, Wu Xingyun, who had already entered the rhythm, did not hear anything wrong.
(Flawless Son a Hundred Miles Away: Wait, when did the teacher get seriously injured?) )
"Before we came out, the old man claimed that his body was not good and he would not live long, right?" Thorn said with his eyes closed.
“…… What did you say?! Grandma Tong began to have an impatient look on her face.
(A flawless son a hundred miles away: being a teacher is simply an old man who doesn't want to move!) As a teacher, even if you don't know "Heaven and Earth Immortal Changchun Gong" and "Ming Yu Gong", it is easy to say that he is also a top Taoist master of internal strength, and he has no pressure at all to live a hundred or ten years old like his master! )
"And the second senior brother always makes the master angry, which may damage Shouyuan - it hurts!" Dongfang Weiming was beaten by thorns again.
"......" Master Bo narrowed his eyes and looked at the thorns with a rogue face.
(Flawless from a hundred miles away: If I were at the scene, I would be by you three rabbit cubs!) )
"Uncle Master," the three brothers who had really rehearsed shouted like a chorus after trying it with deep affection, pretending to be pitiful, and "I implore Uncle Master to leave for the sake of the friendship that the master has been waiting for you for so many years, and set off to return to Xiaoyao Valley to complete the marriage!" ”
“…… I, I," Wu Xingyun turned around, not letting the three of them see the expressions on their faces, "The old man never knew that the little junior brother looked at me like this......"
Although now digging up the memories of those years, perhaps...... Maybe it's not completely without traces......
"Of course, I've only just learned from living with that old man for more than twenty years!" As an abandoned baby, Thorn and Flawless have spent no less time together than Wu Xingyun, "I only know now how useless that old man is, if he has a little seed, he doesn't need the three of us to help him propose!" ”
“…… Since childhood, Flawless has had a good temper...... Anything will give way......"
If the [Xiaoyao] of the Xiaoyao faction is reflected in Wu Xingyun, Wu Yazi, and Li Qiushui, so that they don't care about others, they will not have a good result in the end. So as the concept of Taoism, [indisputable] is reflected in the flawless son, high-profile work, low-key life, things to do things, deep hidden merit and fame...... However, he doesn't even seem to have a relationship.
"Since you have such a good temper, why are you still staring at the second master! Is the second master so much better than my old man?! "This is also taught by someone, and the master must be allowed to break the previous feelings.
“…… It's not much worse...... "It's just that there is an age difference, when Wuyazi was outstanding, Flawless was still very immature, and the two were placed together like red flowers and green leaves, and no one paid attention to Flawless at all."
"Then don't think about it! Come back to Runaway with us! ”
“…… I, what I look like now, what face to go back! "This body that will only be 9 years old forever! It is the eternal pain left by Li Qiushui to himself!
"That old man has become a bad old man! You're so much better than him! "Thorns may have the potential to be lolitacon.
"However, grandma, I will periodically lose my skills in a few days, and Li Qiushui's slut already knows where I am...... If I go back, the flawless son may not be able to win......"
"On our side, there is a Flower Shifting Palace Master, a fake Taoist priest who controls the thunder fire, four people with special powers, plus the three of us, and the three of her will lie down and go back!" As soon as this combination is put out, even the sword saint who is the number one master in the world has to weigh it, and when others are besieging him, he has to guard against the sneak attack of Liz's palm thunder, which even he has no bottom in his heart.
“…………!” Tianshan Tong's grandmother, who made the thirty-six cave masters and the seventy-two island owners change their complexion when they heard this, didn't say anything at this time, and ran away directly!
No, I should say that I just escaped!
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"Wait, we haven't finished talking yet...... However, the difference in body style is too huge, it is impossible to catch up, and they don't know where Wu Xingyun will go when they first come to report, so they can only go back and discuss, "Senior brother, it seems that there is a play!" ”
"What 'like'! Obviously, in the end, they were fooled with all kinds of external reasons...... Oh my God, how long do these old antiques have, one has been waiting for fifty years, and the other is suddenly confessed after fifty years, and it is still possible to nod his head......" Thorn rolled his eyes and said, "And what the hell, why did that fake Taoist priest let us rehearse what he said, and every sentence seemed to be somewhat useful!" It's infuriating! ”
“…… It's still not good to lie. Gu Yuexuan decided to forget about himself just now, even if it was out of kindness.
"Then the plan is going to continue, right?" Dongfang Weiming just wants to confirm this.
"Nonsense, so smooth...... Isn't it the drama we just played? Thorn gritted his teeth.
"Okay, I'll go say hello to the rest of the Vulture Palace first." Dongfang Weiming happily ran to negotiate with the four waiters who gathered together to gossip about Grandma Tong's love life.
"Aar, I'll go see how they're doing in Leeds." Gu Yuexuan, who always felt extremely worried, flew away.
“…… Look at it, I've never seen a man! "I always feel like a bunch of thorns are pointing at me and pulling bamboo sticks out of my belt and walking around casually in my mouth.
…… We did our best, old man...... (To be continued.) )