Chapter 14: Dead Fatty, Illiterate!
"Hey! Boss, you are not honest at all, I am an ancestral thing, this is my grandfather desperately took it out of the tomb of the Western Zhou Dynasty, how can you say that he is in tatters? β
I held the bronze branch in my hand, and looked at the hateful dead fat man in front of me very unwillingly. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"Go, go, go...... That's it, you're still the tomb of the Western Zhou Dynasty! If you want me to say that I just took a broken copper and iron and shouted two sentences, saying that it came out of the tomb of Qin Shi Huang, do you believe it or not? "The owner of the antique shop was very impatient, and the fat and fat face swayed vigorously, and the spit sprayed directly in my face.
"It's just twenty dollars, you can do it! If you don't sell it, take it to another house......"
After saying this, the owner of the antique shop hugged his hands and pestle, and he looked domineering.
"Oh, my lord! You add a little more! I'll be honest, this thing really came out of the tomb......"
Although I wanted to rush up and beat the dead fat man in front of me with no hair, the hungry rumbling stomach reminded me at the right time that my next meal was in the hands of this big fat man, and I couldn't impulsively ruin this only chance to fill my stomach.
"No, it's twenty! Love to sell or not to sell! β
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"I'm afraid that I'll fall in love with you, and I don't dare to let myself get too close......"
Just when I couldn't bear it anymore and just wanted to rush up and clean up the fat pig raised by the son of a son of a brunt in front of me, a tragic voice appeared in my ears unexpectedly; I heard the sound and left, and it turned out to be the only valuable thing in my trouser pocket, that is, my broken copycat phone, which rang out at an inopportune time; Hearing the outdated ringtone on my phone, I suddenly felt like my stomach was hungry faster.
"Hey! Lin Zi ......"
The caller was my childhood friend Li Lin, who was also a playmate from childhood to adulthood.
"Hey, Brother Tian! Come on, I'm going to invite you to dinner today! β
I have to say that there is nothing as good as a good brother, when I heard Lin Zi's words, I suddenly felt that the sky was clear, the ground was round, and even the big fat man in front of me looked pleasing to the eye.
"Hey! Okay, Lin Zi, you are really enough buddy, where to say, arrive in ten minutes! β
At this time, I was talking in my mouth, but my eyes were looking at the antique shop owner in front of me with a little contempt and a little sarcasm, which meant to show off my might; But the owner of the antique shop looked at me with a smile, and took a rag to tinker with his broken jars and rotten bowls, completely immune to my eye attacks.
It took a lot of effort before I found the "Guanghe Restaurant" that Lin Zi said. Although this restaurant is not big, there are many customers, and there is a large group of noisy people when you enter the door; After searching for a long time, I saw Lin Zi waving to me on a table in the corner.
"Yo! Lin Zi, who has made a fortune today, invited me to eat in such a high-end place? "Such a small restaurant is already considered upscale in our town.
"That's for sure! A must! Otherwise, you think I'm coming to you to drink the northwest wind......" Lin Zi's eyes lit up, and it really looked like he had made a lot of money!
"Come, brother! Tell me about it! What kind of money have you found, your brother and I have been hungry for several days, and just a few minutes ago we were pinching our baby and an illiterate dead fat man! β
I poured tea for myself and Lin Zi, and then sat down leisurely before I asked Lin Zi.
"I sold our old man's ancestral town god necklace!" Lin Zi whispered in my ear;
"What! You're not afraid that your grandfather will break your legs, that's the treasure he values the most! "When I heard Lin Zi say that he had sold his grandfather's town god necklace, I was shocked; I know that the necklace of the town god is the most important item that Lin Zi's grandfather takes care of, although I don't know what it is for, but there must be a reason why it is so strictly guarded.
"It's okay, the man said, he only needs to use it once and give it back to me, but he won't want the money back! And the town god necklace is still in my hand! "Lin Zi's appearance of slaughtering the wronged head made me faintly feel a little unusual in my heart, it seems that this town god necklace may not be a simple thing.
"What is he going to do with the Calming God Necklace?"
I picked up the tea on the table and drank it in one gulp, which calmed the throbbing in my heart.
"I don't know, it's because of this that I came to you, and he also said that he would take me to do this together, I'm alone, let's go with Ming'er and see what tricks he can play!" Obviously, Lin Zi also saw the strangeness in this, but he was not without vigilance.
"Well, okay! Tell me, how much money did that man give you? "Although Lin Zi's incident is unusual, I am more interested in how much leverage that mysterious person used to make Lin Zi take the risk of having his leg broken by his old man.
Lin Zi didn't speak, but Lehehe raised his five fingers.
"Five hundred?"
Although 500 yuan is not much in the eyes of outsiders, it is a lot in the eyes of me and Lin Zi, who are currently penniless and have nothing to do, at least we can eat and drink outside for a while. But when Lin Zi heard what I said, his eyes shook his head with a little mystery.
"Five Thousand ......"
My voice lowered when I said this number, and I couldn't help but reassess the value of the necklace of the town god; Spend 5,000 yuan, only use the town god necklace once, the value of this town god necklace is worth excavating, if you can know his role, then Lin Zi and I can ensure that the two people can eat, drink and have fun by renting out the town god necklace, I quickly made plans in my heart.
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Lin Zi let out a fart that confirmed my suspicion.
I spent all day drinking with Lin Zi until the evening, returned to the village, and agreed to meet in the east of the village tomorrow evening, and then the two of us went home separately.
In the hall, my grandmother was wearing her reading glasses that had not been separated for decades, sitting on the kang with the soles of her shoes, and when I saw my grandmother's face, I knew that I would inevitably be scolded tonight; Sure enough, when I saw my grandmother put down the soles of her shoes and looked at me with an unhappy expression, my thoughts were confirmed.
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After a period of scolding, my grandmother put down the feather duster in her hand, and I lowered my head and walked to the grandfather's spiritual seat on the offering table under the backdrop of the house full of chicken feathers. Looking at the slightly yellowed black-and-white photo on the offering table, I thought of my grandfather, an old man who used to dominate the world and subdue demons and eliminate demons.
That year, after the grandfather got out of the corpse field, he distributed all the treasures obtained from the hanging coffin to the villagers, which improved the lives of the villagers in the village, and the grandfather also became a well-known good person in the village.
Although he has earned fame, because of Deshun's death, his grandfather has always felt guilty; So in order to make up for the dead Deshun, the grandfather gave all the property he got to Deshun's father, and Deshun's father is the "old immortal" of the current Lin Zi family; And the grandfather himself only left the inexplicable bronze branch. Deshun's father is an understanding person, and he didn't blame his grandfather for Deshun's death, but he still couldn't resist his grandfather's affectionate repentance, so he accepted those treasures with a bitter face.
Lin Zi's life story was told to me by my father later, that year, shortly after I was born, Deshun and his father went out for a while for some unknown reason, and when he came back, he held a baby in his arms, and this baby is now Lin Zi. When he brought it back to the forest, Deshun's father was already nearly seventy years old, and it was normal to want to renew the incense for the Li family, so it was not strange in the village; It's just that my father often says that Deshun's father brought back to the forest is not just to continue the incense, but more likely to inherit the skills, and my father doesn't know what skills Deshun's father will have, so he won't ask anymore!