Chapter 1 Beijiang, I'm back

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Kunlun Mountain, the first sacred mountain in China, the ancestor of all mountains.

In one of the deserted valleys, there are a few small wooden houses, which are covered with snow all year round due to the high altitude, and the wooden houses look like white mushrooms.

In front of the wooden house, there were six people, a big white dog, standing in the wind and snow.

A stunningly beautiful woman, with a fiery body, charming and sensual, but one-eyed, a white-haired old man with both legs cut off, a middle-aged man, with sound limbs and majestic as an iron tower, but a mute;

An elegant man with a long sword on his back, his sleeves empty, and his arms missing; a long-haired scholar, with a white robe and a hundred-folded fan, is unparalleled in the world, but his eyes and nose are gouged out;

If you want to be sound, there is only the thin young man with a scar in the corner of his eye, and the big white dog.

The young man's name is Chen Feng, and the big white dog is called Dabai.

The above five "incomplete" people are all Chen Feng's masters.

Today, Chen Feng is going down the mountain, and the masters have made a special trip to see him off.

A one-eyed sexy woman, the way of formation is at its peak, she is Chen Feng's formation master, nicknamed "Zhen Ji".

Her charming eyes winked at Chen Feng, and her voice was crisp and glutinous:

"In vain, people are not coquettish, and they are young people in vain. You must remember to be sassy, only if you are sassy enough can you pick up a girl. ”

The white-haired old man, who had no feet, cleared his throat and taught Chen Feng earnestly:

"In vain, the rivers and lakes are a 'deception' word, you lie to me, I deceive you, men deceive women, women deceive men, if you don't want to be deceived, you have to deceive first!"

The old man with white hair and broken legs is Chen Feng's Dan Dao master.

It's like no other.

A pill can kill the king of Hades, and a pill can also send you to see the king of Hades.

Nicknamed "Langzhong".

Seeing that everyone else had spoken, the dumb man was anxious, screaming, took out a piece of rice paper, and raised it to Chen Feng, on which the pen was written like a dragon and a snake:

"There is nothing that can't be solved with one hammer, and if one hammer doesn't work, just two hammers!"

The dumb man is Chen Feng's refining master, and his refining attainments are unprecedented, and he is nicknamed "Blacksmith".

The elegant man who carried the long sword and lost his arms solemnly told Chen Feng:

"In vain, treat the enemy cruelly, cut off his head with a sword!"

The man with the broken arm was Chen Feng's monk.

Holding a five-foot green front, you can catch turtles in the moon and the five oceans for nine days.

Nicknamed "Kenichi".

"You're all done, now it's my turn. ”

The long-haired scholar with a dash of the fan flicked it, opened it with a "snap", shook it gently, and said earnestly to Chen Feng:

"In vain, people live for a lifetime, just to pretend to be forced, pretending to be beautiful.

If you don't pretend to be forced, what's the difference between that and a salted fish?

Remember, the master taught you a skill, and it was for you to pretend to be forced. ”

The long-haired scholar is Chen Feng's miscellaneous master.

piano, chess, calligraphy and painting,

Cheating, abduction, etc., proficient in everything.

He taught Chen Feng bone shrinking, retreat, divination, piano, violin...

Nicknamed "Forcing the King" or "Faceless".

Chen Feng has been trained by the five old monsters for six years, and he is no longer surprised by the amazing words of the old monsters.

Over the past six years, under the influence of the old monsters, he has also become a little monster.

"Old guys, don't just talk about it, I'm going down the mountain in vain, and I'll send something real, right?

Chen Feng rolled his eyes at the five old monsters, and stretched out his hand to beg for help.

When the masters heard this, the corners of their mouths invariably showed bright smiles, and they nodded and said, "Send, must send!"

Zhen Ji, Lang Zhong, the blacksmith, Jian Yi, and the five faceless people came to Chen Feng and gave him a piece of jade pendant each, which was the same in appearance, the jade was transparent, the luster was shiny, and it was a first-class product at a glance.

Chen Feng took the jade pendant, checked it, and pondered that it should be worth a lot of money if he went down the mountain to sell it.

"Apprentice, these five jade pendants are magic weapons, they can save your life, and they can't be sold. ”

"Disciple, you need to drip blood to recognize the Lord before you can use the power of the five jade pendants. ”

"Now, you can drip blood to recognize the master, you can put them into the dantian, and the province will lose the jade pendant. ”

After the five old monsters gave out the jade pendant, they said with a smile.

When Chen Feng heard this, he carefully perceived that there was indeed an aura fluctuation on the jade pendant, which was a magic weapon.

There was no doubt about him, Chen Feng bit his finger and poured a drop of blood into each jade pendant, and the blood on the surface of the jade pendant flashed, and soon established a blood-like connection.

With a movement of his mind, the five jade pendants turned into five white rays of light and shot into Chen Feng's dantian.

"Hahaha!"

As soon as he confessed his blood to the Lord, the five old monsters burst into laughter.

Chen Feng looked at them and felt as if he was on a thief ship.

That's not right!

Let the old monsters bleed, they should be in pain, why are they laughing so happily?

"Apprentice, those five jade pendants are called 'Heavenly Dao Marriage Jade Talisman'.

You have confessed to the Lord with their blood, and then when you meet a woman approved by the Jade Fu, you must follow the instructions of the Jade Fu and do everything possible to marry the woman as a wife, for a period of up to ten years, otherwise, otherwise...... Hey, hey!"

Zhen Ji blinked her beautiful eyes, her red lips were slightly curled, and the corners of her mouth outlined a smile of "the trick succeeded".

Eh, mother, I've been pitted by the old monsters again!

When Chen Feng heard this, his head was big for a while!

He had a blood feud, and every time he thought of his parents who had died tragically, his heart trembled, and the fire of hatred almost consumed his heart.

Chen Feng went down the mountain this time to take revenge, but the five old monsters wanted him to marry his wife......

"What if I don't marry within ten years?" Chen Feng said.

"Don't marry...... The consequences are severe!"

"It's really serious!"

Five masters, you say a word of "threat" to me.

Chen Feng sighed secretly in his heart:

Ginger, sure enough, it's still old and spicy!

At the same time, he knew that the masters were doing this, and they were also thinking about him, and wanted him to complete his life's major events as soon as possible!

However, there is no need to bind yourself to five Heavenly Dao Marriage Jade Talismans, right?!

The old monsters are really- well-intentioned!

"Okay, I'll marry, it's all right!" Chen Feng rolled his eyes, waved at the old monsters, and said, "Goodbye!"

After speaking, he carried a canvas bag on his back and resolutely turned to leave.

However, at the moment of turning around, Chen Feng felt that his nose was a little sour.

"Disciple, you go and come back quickly, slash the enemy as soon as possible, fulfill your wishes, and bring your daughter-in-law back to see us. ”

"Apprentice, remember to give birth to a few more little dolls and bring them back with you. ”

"Apprentice, remember to be sassy, only if you are sassy enough can you get a daughter-in-law. ”

"Apprentice, remember to pretend to be forced, pretending to be forced is also a weapon for picking up girls. ”

"Ahhh......h

Wangwang~~~

Chen Feng, who walked out for a distance, heard the words of the old monsters, and the corners of his eyes were already moist!

If these five old monsters hadn't saved him six years ago, he would have been dead!

In the past six years, the old monsters have also taught Chen Feng the ability to shock the world and cry ghosts!

Thinking of the bits and pieces he experienced with them, Chen Feng's heart was full of reluctance!

However, he did not stop, nor did he look back, he accelerated sharply and rushed down the mountain!

There is still a sea of blood and hatred waiting for Chen Feng to report, he is afraid that once he turns around, he will be reluctant to leave again!

The old monsters standing in front of the wooden house, looking at the young man's distant back, couldn't help but reach out and wipe the corners of their eyes!

"The wind is so strong today, the sand has blinded my eyes!"

However, the thick nasal voice in his voice betrayed his heart!

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