Chapter 26: The Path of Bliss

"Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, roasted pig, roasted duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, sauced meat, sausage, assorted crisp plate, smoked chicken white face, steamed eight-treasure pig......"

"Wait a minute......" I listened to this inexplicably familiar recipe, and couldn't help but interrupt the dark and stiff words of this woman in Tsing Yi with her hair tied in a bun on her head, wearing an antique cyan gauze dress, and freckles on her cheeks: "Are you sure, you really have all these things in your store??" ”

The woman in Tsing Yi stiffened her face, and with a stiff speech without any waves, she didn't even move her neck in response to my question, but just turned the two black eyeballs in her eye sockets to me: "As long as it is what the guests want, we have everything here." ”

Since the earring boy walked into this inn, his eyes have never left the table downstairs, all kinds of fragrant dishes, seeing my hesitation, he stretched out his finger and pointed to the table not far from the next door, a roast pig that was still bubbling with oil, and said excitedly to the woman in Tsing Yi: "We can also have a plate of that!" ”

Hearing this, the woman in Tsing Yi remained motionless, and turned her eyes from me to the face of the young man with earrings: "It's okay, the liver and intestines are broken and the roast fragrant pig is ......" After finishing speaking, the expressionless general looked at us again: "What else do you need from a few guest officers?" ”

"Roast fragrant pig with liver sausage??" As soon as I heard it, I was amused: "The names of your dishes here are really unique......"

"As long as it is what the guests want, we have it all here." The woman in Tsing Yi repeated the previous words, looking at us with an indifferent expression.

The young man with studs looked at the dishes next door, and then at the freckled woman in Tsing Yi, and even spoke with a greedy smell of spittle: "Is there braised elbow?" ”

"I have received the request of the guest, and I will add a tendon and bone roast elbow...... How many guest officers need something more? ”

Liver sausage inch off roast fragrant pig...... Pick the tendons and pull the bones and burn the elbow...... I always felt uncomfortable listening to the strange names of the dishes here, so I turned my head and looked down at the male ghost downstairs who was holding a thinly dressed woman with bright makeup and crimson cheeks, and couldn't help asking, "Everything?" Do you offer girls? ”

I looked at the two slender figures, my mind was very lively, this was the first time I had seen such a scene, and I felt very novel.

"We have a lot of girls here, do you need raw or cooked?" The woman in Tsing Yi looked very serious about letting me choose the dishes, and she didn't feel that there was anything wrong with it.

I thought it was fresh, but when this woman in Tsing Yi asked me like this, all the thoughts that had just been on the color disappeared all at once.

Looking at the conscientious and dedicated appearance of the woman in Tsing Yi, I was afraid that she would really bring me a plate of raw fried flower girls or something in a while, so I hurriedly waved my hand at her and said, "I...... Just ask...... Just ask. ”

"What, is it okay for the thief and the thief to sit at the same table and eat?" I looked at the next table sitting at a few gobbling ghosts, and two of them were whip ghosts wearing ancient Qing military uniforms, and I couldn't help but raise my eyebrows.

This incident has puzzled me since I came here.

In this rather old inn with the plaque reading 'Leaving Si', the runners who pick up customers are all young women dressed in blue gauze and with beautiful hair buns on their heads.

It's just that their appearance is not good-looking, they all walk and talk with a single glance, like dummies carved out of a mold, ah, no, fake ghosts...... That doesn't seem like the right thing to say......

In short, how awkward I look.

And this awkward feeling, from the moment I stepped on this Huangquan Road, has been following me like a shadow, no matter how lingering.

Although I didn't believe in or have much interest in these things when I was alive, I listened a lot and whispered a little bit of an idea.

This is definitely not the Huangquan Road that should exist in my impression, and it is definitely not the Huangquan Road that Anan mentioned in the small wasteland.

Not only is there not a little so-called 'thousands of miles of red land, not a single inch of grass', but also very lively, except that when we walked in from the two very large guiding stones, the first section of the road was very serious and desolate, and we found that this Huangquan Road was full of all kinds of dazzling shops, gathering bustling all kinds of souls.

Inns, gambling houses, wine shops, tea houses, ready-to-wear shops, incense powder shops, and even pork stalls slaughtering pieces of meat with knives in hand.

It can be described as a song and swallow dance, boiling and boiling, a prosperous brocade.

If I hadn't seen one of the ghosts use his arm as food money to exchange for a bowl of wonton noodles, I would have thought that I had returned from the underworld to the yang world at that moment.

And judging from the vigilant look in the eyes of the black-clothed man who called himself Anan, I can almost conclude that the original Huangquan Road is definitely not what we see now.

There's an old saying?

If it comes, it will be safe.

Although I don't know what kind of fame is going on here, I am now a ghost who is targeted by the big BOOS evil ghost king in the ghost world, and I can't rashly make myself look too special.

Since you've been here, of course, it's best to change your clothes first, have a meal, and then think carefully about countermeasures.

Moreover, the few whips who appeared here, wearing the uniforms of the ancient Qing soldiers, seemed to get along very well with the spirits here.

Almost all of the whip ghosts threw away the whips in their hands, and the original fierce and vicious anger became more pleasant, some sat in the theater and listened to the ghosts, and some were biting the pancakes in their hands and wandering around the market, teasing the gray parrots whose feathers in the cages had almost fallen off.

In short, I don't think their enjoyment of life poses any threat to us for the time being.

Of course, perhaps, these thoughts are all excuses that popped out of my head in order to convince myself to stay on Huangquan Road.

After all, after a few of us finally walked out of the small wasteland after going through the stubble of the Dementor Temple and facing unspeakable fatigue, I believe that none of us can lift our feet in this comfortable and warm place.

As a ghost, you can't starve to death without food, but you can go crazy.

So when the woman in Tsing Yi in the inn with the plaque saying 'Leaving Si' ran to the street to stop us, the young man with the earrings was the first to be hooked by the tempting fragrance of vegetables wafting out of the inn, and sang and harmonized with the woman in Tsing Yi with a crazy face, and brought us in together.

I was thinking wildly, but the freckled woman in Tsing Yi standing in front of me interrupted my thoughts in her bland tone: "In the land of bliss, there is only relaxation and happiness, there is no right and wrong, there is no thief, and naturally there is no thief." ”

I was in a state of confusion for a while, and I didn't say anything more, and Anan, who hadn't said a word from beginning to end since I stepped into this Huangquan Road, looked out of the window of the inn with an unpredictable expression, and I didn't know what he was thinking.

The young man with the earrings shouted and ordered a few side dishes, and Tang Xiaoyu didn't have the slightest opinion about what to eat, and the woman in Tsing Yi with a freckled face retreated expressionlessly after ordering food for us.

"Please wait a while, and our kitchen will provide you with fresh dishes immediately."