347 Expedition
No one thought that Tongtiangao would let Ami ring the gong to wake up people who were not listening well, and Niu Cannon and Gu Jun, who were woken up, woke up and talked in their dreams.
Gu Jun's dream words were: "What! Your man is back! Didn't you say you wouldn't come back! Where should I hide? Where should I hide? ”
Lang Si laughed the most, he thought to himself, Gu Jun, this old guy, must have had a spring dream of sleeping with someone else's wife, and in the dream he was doing bad things with a woman, unfortunately, the man of the woman's family came back, so Gu Jun panicked, and shouted where he should hide!
The more he thought about it, the more exaggerated Lang Si's smile became, and he couldn't help but ask Gu Jun: "Uncle Gu, what you just said, your man is back, where should I hide?" What kind of dreams are you having? ”
Gu Jun felt that his old face was a little unbearable, he coughed and said, "You said it, it's a dream!" As for what the dream is! Then I'll tell you, this dream ......" Gu Jun rolled his eyes, and he said, "This dream, strictly speaking, can't be said to be a dream, because, like Niu Cannon, I have a movie dream, and what I just said is the lines in the movie!" ”
"What movie?" Lang Si is going to break the casserole and ask to the end.
Gu Jun sat down and said: "I'm afraid young people haven't seen this movie, even if I say it, you haven't heard it, so I won't say it." ”
Niu Cannon said at this time: "There are still movies I haven't seen?" Old man, say it quickly, don't you know, now that the Internet is so developed, you can watch any movie, like Asian, European and American, all kinds of movies, as long as you name it, I can definitely find it! ”
Gu Jun was impatient and said: "I told you that it was an old movie, since it was said to be old, it must be old, and I forgot the name!" Don't ask, don't ask, it's boring! ”
Niu Cannon and Lang Si still wanted to ask, Tong Tiangao spoke, he said: "Okay, okay, don't embarrass the ancient army for the two of you, now, everyone is sober, then I won't talk nonsense, I announce one thing to everyone, that is, tomorrow, let's set off together and go to Starto Mountain!" Every one of us, we have to go! ”
As soon as Tongtiangao said this, everyone else was only surprised.
"Why go to Stalto Mountain?"
Yang Shirt asked the question that everyone wanted to ask.
Tong Tiangao said: "Little goat, this question is good! I know, your question, is also what everyone wants to know, for Gu Xue and Gu Jun, I want to take you there, it is because of Xiao Man's death, this ghost cat on my shoulder, can appear here, to be honest, I don't know, even I don't know things, then here, there is a big article, and Xiao Man has a bell in his mouth, that and Starto Mountain, there must be some connection, these days, I watched the sky at night, crape myrtle star looming in the Milky Way, and around Orion, There are always some meteors that appear from time to time......"
Speaking of this, the eyes of the ancient army and the cattle cannon were almost closed again.
Tongtiangao gestured to Ami, and Ami picked up the baton, "Pound!" He struck the gong again.
The ancient army and the ox cannon sobered up.
Tong Tiangao said: "I'll make a long story short, in short, if you want to know the cause of Xiao Man's death, you have to go to Starto Mountain!" Then there is the question of Lang Si and the little goat, and you will wonder why you should go to Starto Mountain with you, because of this problem, the little goat urgently needs to go, and Lang Si, you are accompanied by the little goat. ”
"The little goat urgently needs to go?" Lang Si looked at Yang Shan, and Yang Xie looked ignorant, he shrugged his shoulders, saying that he didn't know what Tongtiangao was talking about.
Tong Tiangao said, "Little goat, don't you know? But my hunch, as well as the Zhou Yi algorithm, have all been calculated, and your answer is in Starto Mountain! ”
My answer? Grandpa, what is the problem you are referring to? Yang asked Shan.
Tong Tiangao said: "From your eyes, I can see that you are very familiar with me, and besides, when you entered the hospital just now, you suddenly called out Ami's name, you, isn't this a prophet?" And I guess that this prophet of yours should be in a dream, and you have seen me and Ami in your dream! Right? ”
Everyone else looked at Yang Shirt in amazement, this little goat, can he dream of the future?
"Little goat, what future do you dream of?" Lang Si asked.
Yang Shirt held it in his hand, he held up the book printed by the cow cannon, and said: "Actually, I dreamed of the story in this book, Uncle Cannon dreamed of Journey to the West, Grandpa Gu dreamed of an old movie, and I dreamed, but what I dreamed of was the story of this book "Resurrection from the Dead", and I myself am the protagonist. ”
Lang Si said: "This feeling must be very cool! The average dreamer doesn't know that he dreams! That's true! ”
"But......" Yang Shan looked at Tongtiangao and Ami, and he said, "But, in my dream, I dreamed of Tongtiangao and Ami, these two people did not appear in it!" ”
Lang Si was puzzled, and he said, "Master, what's going on?" ”
Tong Tiangao said: "If you want to know what's going on, you can only go to Starto Mountain, have you ever known that the author of this book, Zang Yu!" He's the man of Mount Starto! ”
Gu Jun said: "Tongtiangao, could it be that the person you are talking about is the fool who eats books in the village?" ”
"Eating books?" Gu Xue couldn't help laughing.
Tong Tiangao said: "Yes, that strange man, eats books every day, but what he eats is all books written by himself, and he writes and eats and writes every day!" What did the villagers say about him? ”
Gu Jun said: "The villagers said about him, he once said that the book he wanted to write was just for someone to read, and after that person saw it, he would come to him!" Oh, it's all high, what do you mean, that fool wrote a book specifically for the little goats? ”
Tong Tiangao nodded and said: "Judging from the reaction of the little goat after seeing it, it is true, if he can dream of me in a dream, then I must be his guide, little goat, the knot in your heart should be when you go to Starto Mountain, and when you see the author Zangyu, the problem will be solved." All your worries, your confusion, your confusion will be gone! Are you still going? ”
"I'll go!" Lang Si slapped his thigh and said, "The person who wrote this book turned out to be a fool, and I actually saw the ending!" ”
Niu Cannon said: "What an international joke, aren't all eunuchs in that book!" Where there is an ending! ”
“OK! This book is not meant for you to read," said Tong Tiangao, stretching out his hands, "therefore, you should not discuss whether eunuchs are not eunuchs or not, in short, do you want to go to Starto Mountain this time?" In this way, you make a statement, this time to the Starto Mountain, if any of you are willing to go on an expedition with me, raise your hand! ”
After a while, except for Ami who raised her hand, everyone else was stunned.