Chapter 1563: Master of Pickle Girl
Dapeng Bird said: "Mr. Xiao Shao, in fact, I want you to teach me a little bit of the Dafa of picking up girls." ”
Hearing Dapeng Bird's words, the sip of tea that Shao Yitian had just drunk squirted out directly from his mouth.
Nima, let yourself teach him the Dafa of picking up girls? Ya, who did you hear that I would pick up the Dafa of picking girls?
Seeing Shao Yitian like this, Dapeng Bird hurriedly asked, "Mr. Shao, what's wrong with you? Don't you want to teach me?"
Shao Yitian hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Dapeng Bird, it's not that I don't want to teach you, but I don't know the so-called Pickling Girl Dafa in your mouth." ”
To be honest, Shao Yitian didn't expect Dapeng Bird to call him for such a thing, which was really unexpected by Shao Yitian, but he didn't expect it.
Originally, in Shao Yitian's opinion, Dapeng Bird was looking for himself, and he had other things to ask.
Dapeng Bird said: "Mr. Xiao Shao, I have offended you before, I apologize to you, but please Mr. Shao don't be stingy, teach me your Dafa of picking girls, I must be grateful." ”
As he spoke, the Dapeng Bird also arched his hand towards Shao Yitian, which could be regarded as begging Shao Yitian.
Shao Yitian looked at Dapeng Bird and asked curiously: "Dapeng Bird, I'm curious, why are you sure that I will pick up the Dafa of girls?"
Dapeng Bird said: "Mr. Xiao Shao, you see that you have only been in the demon world for a few days, and you have soaked Bai Youchu's daughter, you must know how many monsters went to Bai Youchu's house to propose marriage, and Bai Youchu refused." ”
Shao Yitian didn't expect that the basis of Dapeng Bird was like this, and his head was suddenly full of black lines, and Bai Ling'er followed him, not at all because love was good, but to monitor his every move.
Shao Yitian couldn't explain such a thing to Dapeng Bird, which made Shao Yitian depressed.
"Mr. Xiao Shao, I beg you, I have chased the Peacock Princess for so many years, but there is no progress, I don't know what to do. Dapeng Bird said anxiously.
Shao Yitian heard Dapeng Bird's words, and thought to himself, you snatched Wen Biyu back last time, and no woman would be with a guy like you who robbed women.
"Dapeng Bird, you like the Peacock Princess, why did you snatch Wen Biyu back last time?" Shao Yitian looked at Dapeng Bird and asked.
He wants to see if Dapeng Bird's head is in the water, since you like the peacock princess, then you have to keep persevering in the pursuit of it.
Dapeng Bird sighed and said: "This is also to blame me, blame me for making a stupid move, the Peacock Princess has been ignoring my love, I am a little angry, so I just want to go to Heaven to catch a fairy over, just to anger the Peacock Princess." ”
I'll go, it's really a stupid trick.
Dapeng Bird originally wanted to use this trick to anger the peacock princess, and tell the peacock princess, if you don't cherish my Dapeng bird, my Dapeng bird will have other fairies.
But this trick of the Dapeng bird is completely wrong, if the peacock princess has the Dapeng bird in her heart, she will be very angry, angry that the Dapeng bird empathizes with the don't love, but the key to the problem is that the peacock princess doesn't like the Dapeng bird at all.
Therefore, Dapeng Bird's move did not make Princess Peacock angry at all, and it only made Princess Peacock think that he was a complete scumbag.
As a result, after such an incident, the peacock princess didn't even want to see the face of the Dapeng bird.
In the past, although the peacock princess was ignorant of the Dapeng bird, but at least she could let the Dapeng bird meet, but now she doesn't even let the Dapeng bird meet, and the Dapeng bird is anxious, knowing that she has done something stupid.
"Mr. Shao, I know I did something stupid, so I want to make up for it now, do you think there is any way?"
Shao Yitian said: "Dapeng Bird, this matter is not a way to make up for it, first of all, you have to determine one thing, that is, does the peacock princess like you?"
The roc bird shook his head and said, "I don't know. ”
Damn, I don't even know if others like you or not, and you're chasing a yarn, no wonder you haven't succeeded for so long.
"Does the Peacock Princess have any other favorites?" Shao Yitian looked at the Dapeng Bird and continued to ask.
Dapeng Bird thought for a moment and said, "No, I have never heard that the Peacock Princess has someone she likes, there must be none." ”
Shao Yitian looked at the Dapeng bird and asked, "Are you sure?"
Dapeng Bird nodded and said, "Mr. Shao, I'm sure, I'm sure about this matter, Princess Peacock is no one she likes." ”
After Shao Yitian got the exact answer from the Dapeng Bird, he immediately said: "Since this is the case, then I will pass on a trick to the Dapeng Bird." ”
Hearing this, Dapeng Bird looked at Shao Yitian expectantly and asked, "Mr. Shao, what is the trick?" ”
Shao Yitian said: "This trick is very simple, it is called perseverance. ”
Hearing Shao Yitian's words, Dapeng Bird shook his head in disappointment and said, "Mr. Xiao Shao, I was persevering before, but it didn't work at all, do you want me to persevere?"
Shao Yitian said like a master of love: "Dapeng Bird, your previous perseverance, that was blind perseverance, no targeting, I tell you this time, when you persevere, you have to do what you like." ”
"Do what you like?" Dapeng Bird asked as he looked at Shao Yitian with wide eyes.
Shao Yitian said: "Yes, it is to do what she likes, you have to know what the peacock princess likes, and then what you want to like." For example, if the peacock princess likes a certain kind of flower, you also have to like this kind of thing, and you have to know the characteristics of this flower, etc., do you know?"
Hearing Shao Yitian's words, Dapeng Bird was thoughtful, and after a while, he patted his thigh and said, "Oh, I understand, Mr. Xiao Shao, I understand, why didn't I think of it before." Mr. Shao, I really listened to your words and made me pause. ”
Shao Yitian said with a smile: "Otherwise, why would you call me the master of pickling girls." ”
Dapeng Bird said with a smile: "Mr. Xiao Shao, you are worthy of being a master of pickling girls, and you really deserve to be a master of pickling girls." ”
Shao Yitian laughed and said, "Dapeng Bird, if there is nothing else, I will go to rest." ”
Dapeng Bird hurriedly thanked and said, "Mr. Shao, you will stay in my guest room with Miss Bai Linger tonight, where is there a big bed, it is very sturdy, no matter what you and Miss Bai Linger do on it, it doesn't matter." ”
After hearing the words of the Dapeng bird, Shao Yitian suddenly had black lines on his head, yes, this Dapeng bird is also very dirty.
"Miss Bai Ling'er and I are pure, not as dirty as you think, you know?" Shao Yitian looked at the Dapeng Bird and said.
Dapeng Bird nodded with a smile and said, "Yes, of course I know." ”
But looking at the Dapeng bird like that, knowing a yarn, there must still be impure thoughts in his head.
(End of chapter)