Chapter 286: Isn't returning to reality just driving?

"Oh!"

Xiong Ying responded in disappointment, and suddenly a person behind her, a pair of big hands kneaded at will, and when her body tensed and wanted to resist, she suddenly smelled a familiar smell and raised her head in surprise.

"That bastard is heinous, I cursed him to go out and fall, drink cold water and choke ......"

Xiong Youdou chattered and cursed Xu Le, Xiong Ying looked a little embarrassed, and wanted to remind her sister, but she saw Xu Le signaling herself to silence, standing behind Xiong Youdou with a calm face, and listening to her curse quietly!

"Sister, you said yes, ahhhh

Xiong Youdou scolded a little relieved, took a skewer of freshly roasted chicken gizzards and turned around, and suddenly saw a figure dressed in white, almost frightened, the barbecue in his hand was thrown to the sky, his legs were weak, and he collapsed to the ground.

Xu Le took it casually, held the grilled chicken gizzard skewers in his hand, added some seasoning and took a bite, it was chewy and delicious, worthy of the medicine chicken raised by the Black Shadow Warrior.

In this back mountain, the Black Shadow Warriors raised a large number of domestic animals, all of which were labeled and lived in the wild, while feeding Chinese herbs to improve their meat quality, waiting for them to mature, slaughtering the most delicious parts and sending them to Xu Le's yard.

Xu Le sat on the recliner, looked at the frightened Xiong Youdou, and said playfully: "Go on, I still want to know how much resentment you have in your heart!" ”

"The hosts! I ......" Xiong Youdou trembled, looking at Xu Le's playful eyes, the cold air kept bubbling up her spine, and she didn't know what to say if she wanted to explain, so she had to hang her head helplessly, "Let the master dispose of it!" ”

"Interesting!"

Xu Le groaned: "Go and catch a wild boar from the back mountain for me, I just want to eat pork!" ”

"This ......"

Xiong Youdou exclaimed, she fantasized about a lot of all kinds of shameful punishments, but what the hell is catching a wild boar?

But seeing Xu Le's unquestioning eyes, Xiong Youdou had no choice but to get up and went straight to the back mountain.

Plop plop!

The birds in the back mountain were startled, Xu Le was served by Xiong Ying for more than ten minutes, and a huge figure appeared, Xiong Youdou's thin body carried a huge wild boar back to the courtyard with difficulty, and threw it to the ground hard, but it was held by a black shadow, and disappeared after being wrapped.

Xiong Youdou sat paralyzed on the ground, looking at his dirty and smelly self, and heard Xu Le's voice in his ears: "Remember that trouble comes from the mouth!" ”

Xiong Ying, who was on Xu Le's side, glanced at her sister with pity, but she didn't say much.

Tick tick!

Xu Le felt that he had detached himself from the trajectory of the real world, turned on his mobile phone, and a bunch of message prompts sounded, and then he remembered that he had not used his mobile phone for two months.

But he didn't care, slowly browsed the information, and the most was really the greeting message from Manager Lu, the tone was a little sad, but it was all greeting "not there" and "how is it doing".

Continue to pull down, it is a few classmates and colleagues who know that he has made a fortune to get close to him, Xu Le sneered, before he got the gate of the ten thousand worlds, these guys and him were just nodding friends, basically unable to say a few words, but at this time he had the face of a good friend, and the look of concern was really disgusting!

Suddenly, a dark shadow warrior appeared from the ground, knelt down on one knee and asked: The hot water is boiling!

Xu Le nodded, got up and prepared to go to the bathroom, patted Xiong Youdou on the head when he passed by, and motioned for her to follow.

This bathroom is not a modern facility, but is paved with blue and white stone slabs, the bathroom floor has good thermal conductivity, the heat evenly covers the surface of the floor, the bathroom covers an area of dozens of meters, so that the Black Shadow Warrior rushed to build it when he went to the world of fairy swords, connected a pipe, the cleanest source spring water in the back mountain, and then boiled with firewood and poured into the bath.

Xu Le stepped on the stone slab, and the uniform heat was transferred to the soles of his feet and into the steaming hot water, although the temperature was close to ninety degrees, but it was only warm for Xu Le's body.

Crunch!

The glass door was opened, Xiong Youdou walked in with a bath towel wrapped in his body, his face was slightly drunk, and he came to Xu Le's back with a bath towel, and his slender jade hand slowly kneaded his shoulder!

Xu Le's body is invulnerable, and the natural density is extremely high, even if Xiong Youdou has a cultivation foundation, every kneading must use the greatest strength, so after pinching dozens of times, he was drenched in sweat, and his eyes were lying on Xu Le's back in a daze.

"Alright, let's do it another way!"

Xu Le leaned against the bath, felt the temperature behind him, and whispered with his eyes closed.

Xiong Youdou frowned slightly, his slender and slender legs stepped out, his crystal full toes tapped on the surface of the water, the hot temperature made her can't help but tremble, her white skin was slightly red, she hesitated for a moment or stepped directly into it, and her body was covered by hot water.

"Well, it's hot!"

Xiong Youdou exclaimed in surprise, and hurriedly used his true qi to protect his body, so that his body slowly adapted to this temperature, and then lowered his eyes, slowly leaned down, and submerged in the water, only a hair was buoyant by the buoyancy of the water floating on the surface of the water vapor.

After a while, Xiong Ying walked in, looking at her sister who was underwater, her face turned red, and a faint jealousy flashed in her eyes, obviously she was the first to fall in love with her master, why was it her sister who was more favored!

Xiong Ying quickly put this emotion behind her, looked at Xu Le, who closed her eyes and recuperated, took out a delicate little book, and began to report: "Master, according to the records of the Black Shadow Samurai, the Cuckold has been acting chivalrous during this period of time, helping the old man cross the road 34 times, the hero saving the beauty 7 times, and catching the thief 15 times......"

"Another one!"

Xu Le waved his hand and touched Xiong Youdou's head, he was not interested in listening to this kind of chivalrous.

"Okay!" Xiong Ying responded and continued: "The king is not the same, he still goes to school all the time, but due to the rebirth and the power given to him by the master, he is now a school bully, the gangsters on the side have recognized him as the boss, and some school flower classmates have fallen in love with him, he seems to have an aura of ridicule and a halo of retardation, which will inexplicably attract hatred, and then the IQ of his opponents will drop, use some stupid methods to deal with him, and then be hanged, send him money and give women, it seems that his sister also likes him, A bit of an orthopedic suspicion! ”

"That's it!" Xu Le touched his chin, slowly opened his eyes, and said with interest: "Is this guy the protagonist of this world, this story sounds no different from the urban dragon Aotian!" ”

The king was reborn from the end of the world and returned to the real world, although he lost his golden finger, but Xu Le gave him another golden finger, so he can also be regarded as the protagonist of an urban powerhouse's return template.