Although the village chief persuaded him, Zuo Xiaoyou still politely rejected his kindness.

When he left the village chief's house, he saw the village chief sighing for a long time, Zuo Xiaoyou shook his head with a smile and went back to the mountain.

Zhang Ayi and Zhang Acai went to visit their mother and younger brother and would not return until dark.

The fat man had just finished soaking in the indoor bath, and was lying on the big blanket, and the old lady was holding a hair dryer to blow it. On the side of the blanket are fresh bamboo shoots, a roast chicken, two steaming steamed buns, and a pot of sugar water.

The fat man lazily nibbled on a bite of roast chicken, then nibbled on a steamed bun, and then came to drink sugar water with bamboo shoots and a basin.

Comfortable! This is the good life of pandas.

"......" held the pig-killing knife in his left little right hand, and gestured a few times at the fat big comparison: "There should be more than 100 catties of meat, dozens of catties of bones, and I don't know if the internal organs are good or not?" Panda skin should be quite valuable, I don't know how the panda paw compares to the taste of bear paw? Forget about the panda whip, the sexual power of the panda has never been good, and it is not as good as the dog whip. ”

Fat Da suddenly shuddered, got up and posed a kung fu panda starting gesture to Zuo Xiaoright, and roared loudly: You Diao Min, you want to harm me again!

"Young Master." Old lady Ren saluted respectfully.

Zuo Xiaoyou waved his hand and said, "This fat man is getting lazier and lazier, and he should pay attention to exercising in the future." ”

Old lady Ren nodded: "I will make an exercise plan for the fat man, does the young master have any other requirements?" ”

"Spring is coming." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "When the time comes, get it away and let it find a female panda to mate." If it can't bring back a mother panda and a red panda, don't let it come back. ”

"Yes, young master."

The fat man roared angrily: You Diao Min! It's so harmful! I've sold cuteness for readers, and I've sold hard for authors! I want to meet the author! I want to meet the author!

Zuo Xiaoyou ignored the fat growl and turned to go upstairs.

At the door of a room on the second floor, there was a knock on the door.

"Come in."

Open the door and enter the house, it is a European-style room, white and bright. The room has a computer, TV, table, chairs, dishes and chopsticks......

Looking at Houtu, who was playing LOL, and then looking at the empty plates, empty drink bottles, and empty snack bags on the table, Zuo Xiaoyou was speechless and cleaned up the garbage, and said, "You've been in the house for more than ten days, can't you go out for a walk?" ”

"It's not fun out there." Houtu was only wearing a yellow ** at this time, his arms and thighs were all exposed, his hands moved quickly on the keyboard and mouse, and he wore a headset on his head, shouting: "Blood transfusion!" Blood transfusion! Hurry up, uncle! ”

“……”

It has been more than twenty days since Houtu came to this world. At first, Zuo Xiaoyou took her around the mountains and outside for a week. However, Houtu is not interested in wandering outside, and has no love for clothes, cosmetics, bags, etc., but has a soft spot for electronic products, especially after coming back, playing games online at home, and completely falling into it.

It's been more than ten days now, and Houtu hasn't been out of the house, and eating, drinking, and Lazar are all solved in the house. Of course, Houtu is dispensable for eating and drinking. Lazar is even less so. However, Houtu is a foodie, and she eats because the things are delicious and she enjoys the process of eating. And I can't hold it up no matter how much I eat, and my stomach is like a bottomless pit, and I can eat as much as I can.

Houtu's belly must be the dream of foodies all over the world, and it can't be eaten. If you don't eat fat, you can enjoy the pleasure of eating food all the time, is there anything faster in life than this?

In the beginning. Zuo Xiaoyou thought that Houtu was a gentle and gentle lady, a representative of a lady, but since she was addicted to games, Houtu has shown her thorny character and bold nature. When I was in the room, I was only wearing a **. If it weren't for the fact that there were men at home, Hou Tu wouldn't even be able to wear **.

This also made Zuo Xiaoyou truly realize how good women are at disguise. also made him understand why so many goddesses in the three worlds of film and television songs, after having a boyfriend, there will be news that they were split by their boyfriends or even dumped.

When the appearance of the goddess is debunked and only the most real state is left, how many people can bear that kind of psychological gap?

When Diao Si thinks that the goddess is unattainable, there is always a man who has been bored with the goddess. Sincerely, what is a goddess? Is merely beautiful a goddess?

If the goddess is so simple, then there are too many goddesses in the world, and they are too worthless.

The most important thing for a real goddess, in addition to her appearance, is to have cultivation, temperament, and taste. Those crazy girls who make noise and call men brothers, no matter how beautiful they are, are not goddesses, at most they are just vases.

In the film and television industry, Zuo Xiaoyou thinks that Tianxian Liu should be a goddess. First of all, Tianxian Liu's appearance is no problem, and he has received a Chinese-American education, and his temperament is more outstanding than other domestic actresses, and his taste is even better. That innate fairy aura simply makes countless women envious, jealous and hateful. From entering the entertainment industry in her teens to nearly 30 years old now, Tianxian Liu has not forgotten to learn and enhance her self-cultivation, and in the entertainment industry, Tianxian Liu is already a relatively self-loving actress.

Many actresses who have filmed large-scale nude scenes are called goddesses, but Tianxian Liu just filmed an intimate scene without leakage, and was shouted by countless fans that they couldn't stand it, and even the kiss scene was unacceptable. This shows the image of Tianxian Liu among fans.

Fairy! You should not be desecrated by men!

Of course, this also includes the subjective thoughts of the left and the right. Zuo Xiaoyou is a loyal Tianxian fan, if it weren't for this, in the world of "The Legend of Deer and Ding", Long'er, who was originally played by Aunt Lin, would not have become Tianxian Liu when he took off his mask.

Xiao Hei said that it was the interference of some kind of force, and it is difficult to say that this force is not affected by Zuo Xiaoright's own preferences? Because he likes Tianxian Liu the most, Long'er became Tianxian Liu. If what he likes is Sister Feng, then ...... Uh, it's still Aunt Lin!

Thinking of Tianxian Liu, Zuo Xiaoyou's heart is more agitated, because the next world has long been determined, which is the international blockbuster "The King of Kung Fu" that Tianxian Liu once starred in.

"The King of Kung Fu" is the director of "Elf Mouse Brother". An action magic movie directed by Minkoff, the film tells the story of a seventeen-year-old boy Jason who obtains a mysterious golden hoop stick at a pawnshop in Chinatown, and then travels to ancient China, Jackie Chan and Jet Li's two masters began to train Jason to make Jason a "Skywalker", and Jason fell in love with the girl Jin Yanzi who met by chance, and several people joined forces to deal with the Yujiang God of War and the white-haired witch, summoning the fantasy God of War "Monkey King" in ancient Chinese history.

You should be able to see from the above. That's right, this is a big bad movie.

is obviously a Chinese story, but a Yankee came in as the protagonist, and the director is also a Yankee, making a mess of the background setting of the well-known Monkey King in China.

Those who participated in the scientific examination were not to become officials, but to get the opportunity to cultivate to become immortals, and the Heavenly Palace was actually on Wuzhi Mountain, and the commander of the Heavenly Court was actually an apocryphal Jade Frontier God of War, and such a noble person as the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother actually went to practice for five hundred years. He was especially controlled by the Jade Frontier God of War. What a big slot!

The most slumped is that the heavenly soldiers and generals of the heavenly court are all waste, and they can't even beat the monks of Shaolin Temple, and they can't even beat a beginner who has only practiced kung fu for a long time. This kind of strength is also worthy of being called a heavenly soldier? Director, can you be more mentally retarded?

The most popular thing is the Golden Swallow played by Tianxian Liu, who actually has an emotional scene with the Yankees in the play!

is lying in a big groove, this drama is really unwatchable.

However, the overall mental retardation of the plot still can't hide the highlights, first of all, the fight between Jackie Chan and Jet Li in the play. Drunken boxing, praying mantis boxing, tiger boxing, and so on. The second is the competition between Tianxian Liu and Li Bingbing.

In this film, Li Bingbing's white-haired witch's appearance is really amazing. directly compared Tianxian Liu. If Tianxian Liu is a fairy, then the white-haired witch is a demon girl, that kind of evil spirit and enchantment, a man can't stand it.

At least in this movie. Zuo Xiaoyou was fascinated by Li Bingbing.

But...... Sure enough, I still can't stand the Yankees as the protagonist!

Zuo Xiaoright has already decided, if he enters this world, as long as there is no conflict with the mission. He's going to kill that Yankee. China's world, how can the Yankees be presumptuous!

"It's a good rest!" Zuo Xiaoyou looked at the notebook next to him and said, "Your desktop and notebook take turns to play upside down." You're going to heaven! ”

"Heavenly?" Houtu didn't understand.

"It's ......"

"Don't run around! Pig! You're a pig! Your uncle's quick blood! ”

“……”

Zuo Xiaoyou said: "Houtu, we will enter the next world in a few days, are you sure you won't go?" ”

"No, no." Hou Tu finally finished a game, turned to look at him, and said: "That world is too mentally retarded, with that time, I might as well play two more LOL." ”

"You...... All right! Zuo Xiaoyou looked at the majestic twin peaks of the back soil, and subconsciously swallowed saliva, worthy of being the ancestor of the earth, the mother of the earth, this mind is too down-to-earth.

Feeling the sight and changes of Zuo Xiaoyou, Houtu returned to his old smile and smiled: "Are my breasts beautiful?" ”

"Uh......" Zuo Xiaoyou was embarrassed and said, "It's very good-looking, and it's big." ”

Houtu smiled: "Does this count as the ** that humans say?" ”

Zuo Xiaoyou's old face flushed and said, "This is my praise from the bottom of my heart." After a pause: "Besides, I've said many times that you have to get dressed even at home." If you don't listen, you have to dress like this. Now it's unreasonable to say I'm ** again. ”

Houtu smiled: "I'm your follower, you can see it if you want to see it, I won't mind." ”

After speaking, Houtu took off his corset, faced him, and smiled: "It's just two pieces of meat, what can't be seen." ”

"......" looked at the most beautiful original scenery in Houtu, Zuo Xiaoright's heart was pounding, and his big hand touched the scenery.

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PS: This is the first update the day before yesterday. In the past few days, I always feel sleepy and can't wake up, Panda checked it today, and the approximate situation is that Panda is nervous because of the heavy workload in the first two months, and now it is relaxed, coupled with the lack of exercise, this situation has occurred. The way to improve is to rest well and exercise more. The panda has rested really well in the past two or three days, sleeping more than ten hours a day, and still sleepy...... The exercise is really not done, Panda try to adjust it!

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