Seeing this drooping-eyed Zongfa youth, Zuo Xiaoyou knew that this kid was the protagonist of this movie.

Zuo Xiaoyou really got more and more angry the more he looked at it, in order to break into the American market, he actually invited such a waste wood as the protagonist. Although it was 2007 when this movie was filmed, the domestic film market had not yet grown, but there was no need to ask for waste wood for the American market!

Zuo Xiaoyou feels that American actors are all a model, no matter what role they play, they are all that virtue, which can be seen at a glance. However, there are many Chinese people who kneel and lick their beautiful fathers, saying that everything that beautiful fathers play looks like real, and what Chinese people play looks like fake.

For this kind of person, no matter how much you say, it is useless. But Zuo Xiaoyou recognized one point, the United States will not be able to produce actors with distinctive personal characteristics such as Stephen Chow, Jackie Chan, and Uncle Ge in 10,000 years, let alone actors like Liu Xiaolingtong who can play Sun Wukong alive.

Liuxiaolingtong is a family of monkey kings, and he has been exposed to it since he was a child, and he has studied hard to perform the agility of Sun Wukong, but other actors do not have such conditions and abilities at all, so except for the Supreme Treasure of Journey to the West, other Journey to the West is basically the rhythm of being scolded out of Xiang. Even if the quality of the shooting is not bad, he will never recognize the Monkey King in the play.

In the eyes and hearts of the Chinese people, there is only one Monkey King, and that is the six-year-old child. We don't recognize other Monkey Kings, we only recognize six-year-old children.

In fact, even if it is Xingye's Journey to the West, he only played the role of 'Supreme Treasure' into a classic, not 'Monkey King'.

In addition, in the current movie, Jet Li's Monkey King is simply unsightly.

Jet Li has been in the film industry for so many years, and his acting skills have always been criticized, and it seems that kung fu superstars are indeed a big problem in terms of acting skills. In fact, even international superstars like Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan have poor acting skills. Jackie Chan is better. I finally won the Golden Horse actor or something, but the Golden Horse Award ...... You know, I'm not going to say anything.

Out of dissatisfaction with foreigners as the protagonists, Zuo Xiaoyou does not have any psychological burden on robbing foreigners of the opportunity.

"Since you have guests, then I'll go first." Zuo Xiaoyou said with a golden hoop stick.

"Oh, well!" The old man said, "Good luck." ”

"So are you." Left and right turned and left the pawnshop.

Stand in front of the pawnshop. Looking at a shop opposite, the door sign is written in gold English, but when it is connected, it translates to Chinese......

"Golden Swallow...... Chinese grocery store. Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly, and was about to move forward with the golden hoop stick, but saw that the golden hoop rod produced a pulling force, pulling him into the void, and then he felt a tearing force of time and space, just like every time he crossed. He knows. He is about to return to the world of ancient Chinese mythology.

Sure enough, after the tearing power of the time and space disappeared, Zuo Xiaoyou found himself in mid-air, and directly below was a river. Zuo Xiaoyou immediately stabilized his body in the air and floated to the bank of the river.

Take a deep breath, it is really full of aura, and it is no worse than the previous world.

"Zhizi, Xiaoqian." Zuo Xiaoyou summoned them over.

"Big Brother Zuo." The two women stood in front of him, surveying their surroundings. "Is this the world of ancient mythology?" ”

"There are terraces, it should be the south of Caiyun!" Xiao Qian said.

"Don't care about location." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "The geographical location of Journey to the West is completely fictional. This world is no exception, but it is necessary to buy an official map, at least to figure out the geographical location of this world. ”

Zhizi and Xiao Qian nodded, and Xiao Qian asked, "Brother Zuo, do you need us to do anything?" ”

Facing the eyes of the two women, Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly: "Your task is to cultivate well here." When I need you, I will call you. ”

"Alright then!" After watching this movie, they are not worried about the power system of this world at all, a person who knows kung fu can actually win the heavenly soldiers and generals, this kind of nonsense setting. It's too much to treat the heavenly soldiers as immortals.

Surrounded by mountains, it's easy to find a cave. Moreover, the aura is abundant, which is very suitable for cultivation.

The two girls found a cave, sealed the entrance of the cave, and then took out the black bead and cultivated. After finding the nearby mountain people, Zuo Xiaoyou asked to spend the night here.

The mountain people are both simple and enthusiastic, and they are very warm to entertain Zuo Xiaoyou. Zuo Xiaoyou did not live in vain, and gave the villagers a piece of silver ingot, which surprised the villagers and made them more enthusiastic.

After staying for one night, at dawn the next day, Zuo Xiaoyou said goodbye to the villagers and set foot on the road down the mountain.

He was not sure of the time now, because he had not encountered the army coming up the hill to plunder the young woman. To say that this Jade Frontier God of War is too low, he even robbed a woman with an ordinary appearance in the world, and he didn't pursue it at all.

However, when it comes to logical issues, I don't bother with it, and talking about logic with the movie world is asking for trouble.

When going down the mountain, Zuo Xiaoyou took out the mechanism camel that he had gotten in the world of "East Becomes West". Ride on it and go down the mountain leisurely.

This camel, like the flying carpet, has undergone a second transformation of the left and the right, so the speed has increased, not to mention, except for the desert area, the mountain road is also very stable. The exterior has also been redecorated, and it looks no different from a real camel, and the power of nuclear power can last for 100 years, and the top speed is up to 150 kilometers per hour, which is absolutely exciting.

After the transformation of the left and right, it is the first time to take it out and use it. Seriously, riding a camel is much more secure than riding a horse, and this camel has a very good shock absorption ability, sitting on it left and right, you can hardly feel the bumps.

Just as he was on his way down the mountain, just as he was nearing the foot of the mountain, an army on horseback came upon him.

Seeing this army, Zuo Xiaoyou smiled.

The timing of the plot is finally accurate.

"Stop!" Seeing Zuo Xiaoyou riding a camel down the mountain, the officer leading the team felt that something was wrong and immediately shouted to stop.

Zuo Xiaoyou stopped and looked at him: "Master Jun, is there something wrong?" ”

"What kind of monster are you? Come down immediately and get checked. The officer shouted.

Zuo Xiaoyou sneered: "The frog at the bottom of the well, haven't you seen a camel!" ”

"What did you say!?" The officer was furious.

"Didn't you hear me? Then I'll say it again. Zuo Xiaoyou pointed at the officer: "I don't even know the camel, the frog at the bottom of the well!" ”

"I'm mad at me! Kill me! ”

If you don't agree with each other, you draw your sword and face each other. It seems that these people are not qualified soldiers at all, they are all a group of military ruffians who are tyrannical and domineering by force.

Since the other party wants to kill, don't worry. Zuo Xiaoyou didn't say anything polite to them, and several playing cards shot out right in the throat of these ruffians. These ruffians didn't even have time to scream, so they turned over and fell off their horses, and were trampled on by their own horses, and they couldn't die anymore.

There were only fifty of these ruffians. There is no threat to the left and the right, and the warm-up does not count.

With a wave of his hand, the corpses of these ruffians all rolled down the cliff, and as for the horses...... Zuo Xiaoyou smiled faintly, lifted their saddles and horse chews, and let them return to the jungle.

"Don't get caught again, good luck to you."

After all the horses had left, they jumped on their camels and continued their march down the mountain.

Maybe it was earlier than that Yankee came down the mountain. After Zuo Xiao and Right went down the mountain, he did not meet Lu Yan. Although Zuo Xiaoyou is here, he will definitely meet him, but disrespecting the plot is Zuo Xiaoyou's biggest advantage. Since he didn't meet him, he headed for the nearest town by himself.

About two hours later, Zuo Xiaoyou entered a town built on the hill. Before entering the city, Zuo Xiaoyou put away the camels. After paying the city gate tax, I walked into a restaurant called a teahouse, but with a song and dance performance.

Maybe it's because the left and the right are extraordinary. is personable, so that the shopkeeper is very warmly entertained.

"Is the guest officer sharp-witted or staying in the hotel?"

"I'm going to stay one night. What are your specialties here? Zuo Xiaoyou asked.

"We have a lot of specialty dishes here, both meat and vegetarian. Is the guest officer a little meat? Or is it a little vegetarian? The shopkeeper asked.

"Meat and vegetarian pairing." Zuo Xiaoyou sent away the shopkeeper with a word, found an empty table to sit down, and while silently waiting for the food to be served, he called the shopkeeper who was staring at the place not far away, "Do you know where the official map is for sale?" ”

"Official map?" The shopkeeper was startled: "Guest officer." You can't buy that kind of thing, it's going to die. ”

"I just wanted to buy a map, how could I die?" Left and right are puzzled.

"Yes." The shopkeeper said: "You don't have to die if you buy a map, but after you buy a map, you will be arrested by the government to be a soldier." The soldiers always fight. It's easy to die there. ”

Zuo Xiaoyou didn't expect that there was such a rule, it seems that the rulers of Middle-earth have quite good brains, know the importance of national security, and even such things as maps are not allowed to be sold to the outside world.

Since the map is not sold, it is necessary to find another way.

Not long after, two meat and two vegetables, plus a pot of wine glasses, came over, with a smile on his face: "What else does the guest officer command?" ”

Zuo Xiaoyou said: "No." He threw away a piece of broken silver: "Reward." ”

The shopkeeper was very excited: "Thank you for the guest reward!" Please use it slowly, and call a small one at any time if you have something. ”

Zuo Xiaoyou waved his hand and drove away this mortal shopkeeper, picked up his chopsticks, and tasted the taste of leeks in this shop.

The food here looks good, but the heat is not well controlled, and the maximum flavor of the dish is not released.

The small shop in the mountain city, endure it.

Just as Zuo Xiaoyou was eating and drinking, a swaying drunk man walked in.

The shopkeeper saw that the man was dressed in tatters, and was about to kick him out, when he saw the drunkard take out a gold bar and throw it in front of the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper was immediately enthusiastic: "The guest officer is a top boy or does he live in the hotel?" ”

"Drink."

“……”

The teahouse was crowded with people, there were no empty seats, Zuo Xiaoyou could occupy a table here, and the beggar walked directly towards him and sat down across from him: "Friend, don't you mind sharing a table?" ”

Looking at the role played by Jackie Chan, I feel that his complexion is really heavy, and he is already old, and he does not have the sharpness and chic of the eighties and nineties at all.

Since ancient times, famous generals have been like beauties, and they are not allowed to see white heads in the world.

Zuo Xiaoyou sighed lightly in his heart, and said lightly: "Feel free." ”

"Then you're welcome." Lu Yan beckoned to the shopkeeper: "Come on a pot of wine." ”

"It's coming!"

A pot of wine was served, and Lu Yan smiled and said, "My name is Lu Yan, little brother's surname?" ”

"Left." Zuo Xiaoyou said lightly: "Zuo Xiaoright." ”

"What a strange name." Lu Yan took a sip of wine and said, "Where does the little brother come from?" Seeing that you are angry with your book, aren't you preparing to take the exam? ”

Zuo Xiaoyou shook his head: "I have no intention of career." He looked at Lu Yan and asked, "What about you?" Where did it come from? Where to go? ”

"I'm just a drunkard who lives all over the world." Lu Yan raised his glass: "Cheers." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou picked up the wine glass and gestured, this world is full of aura, even if it is just a teahouse, the wine sold is also very delicious. The taste is a bit like a cocktail, and I like it very much.

After drinking a few glasses of wine, Lu Yan looked at the golden hoop stick that was standing aside from Zuo Xiaoyou, his eyes flashed, and he asked with a smile: "Your stick is very special." ”

"I got it by accident." Zuo Xiaoyou said lightly: "Someone asked me to return it to its original owner, but I don't know who the owner of this stick is?" ”

Lu Yan took a sip of wine and said, "There is a legend that has been passed down for many years in Middle-earth, and a destined person will come, he will return the stick, and end the rule of the Marshal of Heaven. ”

"Return to whom?" Zuo Xiaoyou asked.

Lu Yan looked at him and said, "Monkey King." ”

"He was born in a stone in Huaguo Mountain......" Lu Yan recounted the rumors he had heard.

Soon after: "Anyway, that's what I heard, a long time ago." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou asked, "How long has he been trapped?" ”

"Five hundred years." Lu Yan drank the wine and said with a funny expression: "It's probably been so long." Legend has it that when the Monkey King was liberated, the Jade Emperor would return. ”

Zuo Xiaoyou nodded and asked, "What should I do?" ”

"You have to take a stick to Wuzhi Mountain and liberate the Monkey King." Lu Yan said seriously.

Zuo Xiaoyou ate a mouthful of meat and asked, "Where is Wuzhi Mountain?" I don't know much about the environment. ”

"Five Finger Mountain is far from here." Lu Yan said: "All the way to the west, you need to pass through wasteland and desert, all of which are steep and rugged. Raising his glass: "The worst thing is that there is no wine." If I go, I will definitely live better than die. ”

Zuo Xiaoyou smiled faintly: "Fortunately, I'm not greedy for what is in the cup." Raising his glass, "Thank you for the pointers." ”

Lu Yan smiled and gestured.

Opposite Lu Yan, a woman with a black edge covering her face was playing the pipa, his ears were very sensitive, and he listened to all the previous conversations between the two in his ears and remembered them in his heart.

……

After eating, the sky had already darkened, Zuo Xiaoyou finished settling the account, got up and carried the golden hoop stick to the booked upper room.

Lu Yan also booked a room here, I don't know if it's a coincidence, it happens to be next door to the left and right.

In the opposite room, the Pipa Girl pushed the door open and walked in. closed the door, put down his hat, and revealed a face that was beautiful and fragrant, and the country was captivating. (To be continued.) )

PS: This chapter should be the second update the day before yesterday. In the past two days, one of the pandas has a lack of oxygen in the brain and is groggy, and the other is the New Year, and there are many things. Yesterday I went to give gifts to relatives, and today I cleaned the house for another day, and there will be things in the next two days, and the panda is very entangled. In this way, it can only be used to adjust the state a year ago. This year, the panda didn't go back to his mother-in-law with his wife, and since the second year of junior high school, he has begun to explode.

The panda broke his promise a few times, but the panda will definitely do his best to make up for it. Tomorrow is guaranteed two more, at least remember that 'this is the update of the day before yesterday'.

In addition, it's almost early in the morning, in order to keep full attendance, the list of today's and yesterday's rewards, Panda will make a note for the time being, and thank you in tomorrow's update chapter. Hope to understand.

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