As the saying goes, life is like a drama all about acting.

Shen Zhe had to admit that this boy's acting skills were so good that even the earth couldn't stop him, and the actor had to bow down when he came. Look at him, he still looks relaxed and freehand, like a nobody. But what about them? was tossed to death and didn't look like a human being. Who are the police officers and who are the suspects?

Seriously, Officer Shen wanted to complain: Don't you just pretend to be crazy and stupid and want to pick up girls, are you there? It's just to go back to the police station to record a confession, and it's not to arrest you to be a eunuch, what are you running? And ran three times, three times, bastard! After recording the confession, just let you go, go back and continue to pretend, and I will continue to catch after pretending. This back and forth cooperation, hello and me, aren't you? Maybe which of the three girls will be grateful and make a promise? Three, it should be enough for the two of us.

But......

But why wouldn't this bastard follow the script?

Officer Shen wanted to cry, he felt that life was so dark. Isn't it just a neurotic person who looks at people's parents and wants to put his sister in a beautiful way, so he goes to pretend to be crazy and stupid to play stalking, such a simple thing, why is he tossed like this?

Why?!

Sitting in the car, Officer Shen shrugged his head with a constipated expression on his face. The boy sitting next to him probably thought he was amused, so he stretched out his finger and poked him in the face.

"Don't bother me." Shen Zhe muttered weakly, and didn't even bother to raise his hand. He didn't want to worry about anything with this "fool" anymore, really, as long as he could bring him back to the office to finish the record and hand in the task, even if he was to be worshiped like an ancestor.

Sighing deeply, Shen Zhe clasped his palms together towards the boy, and prayed sincerely like a Buddha: "Brother, can I call your brother?" Please stop tossing me, can you stop running? Please, brother, you can do whatever you want me to do, just please don't run away, my dear brother. "Okay, Officer Shen is about to be tossed and crazy, and now he doesn't care about anything, as long as people don't lose it anymore, don't call brother, call grandpa.

The boy tilted his head and looked uncertain, as if he didn't understand why this person was doing such a strange move. So he also learned to put his palms together and nodded. Well, nodding, it's just learning from Shen Zhe. But the reason why Comrade Shen "nodded" was to worship him, but the boy didn't know, he was just learning from him. And the way he nodded fell into the eyes of Comrade Shen, and suddenly it changed to another meaning.

Shen Zhe grabbed the boy's hand excitedly and shouted excitedly, "You agreed, right?" Then let's say okay and stop running. Absolutely never run away? ”

The boy scratched his head, still at a loss.

Officer Yang, who was driving in front, shook his head helplessly - this Xiao Shen is already about to be tossed into a nervous disorder, right? Think about it, no matter who is tossed back and forth like him, it probably won't become a neurotic or a psychopath.

Shen Zhe, who got the boy's "promise", finally let go of a big stone in his heart, let go of a long sigh of relief, and suddenly felt that the whole person was comfortable. patted the boy on the shoulder and said happily: "Good brother, be righteous." ”

The boy also patted Shen Zhe's shoulder happily - this thing is just doing the same.

The rest of the road was fine, and the car was soon back in the office. But this time the boy's treatment after his arrival was completely different from the previous one, as soon as he got out of the car, Shen Zhe carefully escorted him all the way to the office like helping his grandfather and grandma, and expressed his concern every few steps: "Be careful, brother, be careful of the steps." ”

"Ouch, brother, there are steps here again, you can take it easy."

The colleagues who passed by all looked here, and those who didn't know thought it was really his brother coming. There was also a policewoman who whispered to her companions: "Why does Shen Zhe's brother look younger than him?" ”

Officer Yang followed behind crying and laughing, but he also understood Shen Zhe's sincere fear, after all, the person had already lost it in his hands three times, and it was estimated that now his name was even remembered by the director, right? If you toss it a few more times, you may even lose your job. So he didn't dare to be careless.

After the two "escorted" the boy back to the office, Shen Zhe served tea and water, and Officer Yang went to the instructor non-stop after explaining. There is no way, people can be lost in the office before, and the instructor is already furious, although he has found the person back at this time, Officer Yang still has to explain.

After Officer Yang went out, Shen Zhe pulled up a chair and sat down opposite the boy, looking at him with a complicated expression. Sighing, he took out the notebook, picked up the pen, and then tried to make his smile as amiable as possible, and asked gently, "That...... Brother, can you tell me your name? ”

The boy tilted his head, still looking innocent and well-behaved, but he was very willful and did not speak.

The corners of Shen Zhe's mouth twitched fiercely, and for some reason, two Internet words suddenly popped up in his mind: blue thin (uncomfortable) and shiitake mushroom (want to cry).

Taking a deep breath, Comrade Shen kept telling himself: Hold back, hold back.

So, Comrade Shen stretched his smile again, although it looked a little stiff, but at least he was smiling, right? Then he said softly: "Brother, I just asked for a name, I don't mean anything else." It's true. ”

The boy's eyes glanced around the office, just not to bird him, how capricious this is.

Shen Zhe patted his forehead sadly - this is really a very sad story, and what is even more sad is that he is actually the most tragic protagonist in this story.

Fortunately, Officer Shen didn't grieve for long, and soon a colleague walked into the office. This colleague looked around the room, then his eyes fell on Shen Zhe, and he said, "Xiao Zhe, the deputy office is looking for you." ”

"Oh." Shen Zhe waved his hand weakly and responded casually. But in the next second, he was suddenly startled and raised his head suddenly: "Who?!" ”

"Deputy Director Zhang."

"Poof......" Comrade Shen suddenly felt a mouthful of old blood spurt out, and he wanted to fall to the ground and die. Damn, this person is really afraid of anything. Brother Yang was not there, and he didn't dare to walk away, but at this time, the deputy director was looking for him by name, this was to force him to death, right?

In fact, why the deputy director was looking for him, Shen Zhe could guess a few points. It's nothing more than hearing about him losing people again today, and I'm ready to talk to him. But the problem is that he really can't leave at this time, it should be said that he doesn't dare to leave. Although the boy had already made a verbal "promise" to him, who knows if he would change his mind? What if he comes back and the person is gone? When the time comes, he can just run and jump off the building.

What to do?

Officer Shen was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks, and his eyes fell on the messenger colleague who was about to go out, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, and he hurriedly shouted: "Brother Zhao! Wait a minute! ”