Chapter 3 This thing is called a mobile phone! (New book asking for recommendation votes!) )

Su Jing stabilized his mind, facing the fierce and vicious Dong Zhuo, his mind turned sharply, he thought about it, he acted very calmly, and said with a smile: "Don't Xiangguo think I'm different?" ”

"Different?!" Dong Zhuo was interested and stared at the assassin in front of him. The other party was able to be in front of him Dong Zhuo, not afraid of danger! Even a general who has been through a hundred battles, in the face of his Dong Zhuo's momentum, he has to pee his pants in fear.

"Yes, mine is different! Didn't Dong Xiangguo feel that I was different from others? Su Jing calmly stared at Dong Zhuo, who was full of flesh and fat, and asked rhetorically.

Dong Zhuo had a short temper, endured the dissatisfaction in his heart, opened his eyes, and said, "Then you can tell me how different you are?" If you can't say it, you won't be spared! ”

Su Jing smiled, neither humble nor arrogant, and said, "This son is a member of the Wu clan!" ”

"The people of the Witch Clan?!" Dong Zhuohu's eyes were round, his face was full of surprise and disbelief, he shouted, raised the sword in his hand, and got an inch closer to Su Jing's neck: "Hmph, the devil confuses the public, the true appearance will kill you!" ”

"Xiangguo doesn't believe it!" Su Jing's expression was still as calm as water.

"Hmm!" Dong Zhuo was stunned for a moment, he tested the other party three or four times, this person actually behaved so calmly, and it was indeed different.

Dong Zhuo is also surprised by the groveling generation, if Su Jing begs for mercy first, Dong Zhuo will not forgive, but Su Jing's calm and unhurried performance obviously created Dong Zhuo's curiosity to ask questions.

Airplanes!

The sound of the sword breaking through the air was Dong Zhuo's action of removing the sword from Su Jing's neck.

Oh mom, I'm scared to death baby!

Su Jing finally breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and almost scared to pee.

As an ordinary person, if you say that you are not afraid, it is all a lie and a lie. Nima, Dong Zhuo is not an ordinary person, he is a big man who kills people like hemp and coerces the Son of Heaven to order the princes.

Su Jing'an held back his mood, and in the face of Dong Zhuo's sharp eyes like a sword, Su Jing smiled, and pretended to be mysterious: "The people of my Wu clan have the ability to turn fiction into reality, and turn reality into fiction!" ”

After Dong Zhuo heard this, he laughed loudly, "Hahaha......"

Dong Zhuo, who was laughing loudly, looked like a mad demon, which was terrifying.

"Dong Zhuo, a madman, will not be as written in history, with a changeable temperament and murderous people. Obediently dripping ......" Su Jing was a little worried about his life.

But I had no choice but to gamble.

Suddenly, Su Jing felt that his heart was about to jump out, and Dong Zhuo suddenly looked at him with eyes as sharp as a sword.

"Goo-dong"!

Su Jing couldn't help but swallow his saliva!

Dong Zhuohu's eyes were round, he glared angrily, and snorted coldly: "Hmph, the people who bewitch everyone dare to play this Xiangguo!" ”

"Nima ......" Su Jing saw Dong Zhuo raise his sword again, this time it didn't look like a fake to kill, and suddenly felt that the five thunders hit the top, and he suddenly laughed out loud: "Wowhahaha, if Xiangguo kills me, then he will act against the sky!" Does Xiangguo dare to borrow your inner treasury? ”

"Neku! What? Dong Zhuo was stunned, it seems that this person is really not afraid of death, but what does this person mean by saying that the inner library is used?

Su Jing was neither humble nor arrogant, calm and calm, and said: "Neiku is a profane pants!" ”

"Bold, and dare to play with your true face!" Dong Zhuo was so angry that his teeth itched, this person teased him again and again, and even asked for his obscene pants!

"Don't be angry! Listen to me slowly! Because of Xiangguo's identity, Xiangguo's obscene pants are destined to be different and contain strong spiritual power. As long as Xiangguo is willing to give a pair of profane pants to Xiangguo, he can use the method of making something out of nothing and exchanging things for things. After Su Jing finished talking serious nonsense, he felt that he was too talented.

At the same time, Su Jing prayed in his heart, "Dong Zhuo, you must follow my train of thought." Hurry up and get out your dirty pants. ”

In order to complete the task of "collecting Dong Zhuo's inner library", Su Jing also fought hard.

After Dong Zhuo hesitated, he ordered Mei Ji on the bed, "Bring a pair of dirty pants from Ben Xiangguo!" ”

Mei Ji, who had exposed her jade arms, picked up a pair of yellow cloth pants from the bed and handed it to Dong Zhuo.

Dong Zhuo slapped Mei Ji's fair-skinned jade face, pulled out a palm print, and said angrily: "Give the obscene pants to this wizard!" ”

"Ah, the slave family damn it......" Mei Ji's frightened face was pale, and she hurriedly stepped forward and handed over her dirty pants.

Su Jingmei's heart was beating, and he said in his heart: "Dong Zhuo is really fucking violent!" ”

Seeing that Mei Ji sent Dong Zhuo's profane pants, Su Jing twisted Dong Zhuo's profane pants with his fingertips, almost throwing up, "Zhennima is disgusting!" The system is the most disgusting...... Actually let me collect Dong Zhuo's dirty pants! ”

"Well, there is a limit to the patience of the true phase!" Dong Zhuo was impatient and said.

"Xiangguo, don't be impatient!" Su Jing said that, he waved Dong Zhuo's profane pants...... and with a "poof", Dong Zhuo's obscene pants disappeared out of thin air.

"Well, what kind of trick is this?" Dong Zhuo thought it was a trick, but he wasn't sure if it was a real trick. Because of the trick, Dong Zhuo has seen it, but they all have props.

Su Jing smiled with his eyebrows, because the system prompted, and said, "Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the task of collecting Dong Zhuo's inner library!" ”

"Congratulations to the host for getting an invisibility charm!"

"Invisibility Talisman!" Su Jingmei smiled, so excited that he forgot where he was for a while.

Dong Zhuohu's eyes were round, and he hummed heavily: "Well......"

Su Jing saw that Dong Zhuo was about to be angry, and hurriedly said: "Xiangguo, please look, the artifact has appeared!" ”

Burst!

There was a ripple in the air, and a domestic Huawei mobile phone appeared on Su Jing's palm.

"Hey, what is this?" Dong Zhuo's eyes lit up, and he felt that this thing was extraordinary, and it could also return to its luster.

"It's called a mobile phone! This side is made of alloy, and this side is forged from glass. Su Jing felt that it was good to exchange the mobile phone from Dong Zhuo.

Objects from the Three Kingdoms era are brought back to the modern era, and they are antiques. If it is a treasure given by Dong Zhuo, then it must be a royal thing.

"Cell phone?" Dong Zhuo's eyes were round, staring at the object in the other party's hand, suddenly stretched out his hand, grabbed it, and turned back and forth on the rough big hand a few times, suddenly, Dong Zhuo touched the screen, was frightened and threw away the mobile phone in his hand, and exclaimed: "Monster ......"

"Well, you have to listen to my explanation before you play with your phone." Su Jing complained in his heart, picked up his mobile phone and explained to Dong Zhuo, saying: "Xiangguo don't be impatient, this thing is a magic weapon, it can capture people's souls!" ”

"Can it capture people's souls?" Dong Zhuo didn't believe it, and stared at the character in front of him who made him more and more incomprehensible with questioning eyes.

Su Jing was stared at by Dong Zhuo's big copper bell eyes and was uncomfortable, and said with a smile: "Xiangguo, look at ......"

Click!

A beauty has been photographed!

"Ah, the mage spares his life, the mage spares his life......" Mei Ji saw that she was being dementored to the magic weapon, and she fell to the ground in fright and begged for mercy.