160 Outwitted Morning Glory Town
Below the intersection in the eastern suburbs of Huayang County, southern Jiangsu, there is a relatively wide rural dirt road at the end of the sheep intestine trail. Eight sedan chair drivers walked with two brown sedan chairs, and dozens of men who looked like family members walked on both sides of the two sedan chairs with expressionless faces. They all have a common wish in their hearts: hey, I want to go to the palace of Morning Glory Town. No more trouble!
Passers-by couldn't help but turn their heads to look around. Then I secretly guessed in my heart: Hey, the master who has so many families. Who is the rich man?
At this moment, even if they are searching their stomachs and thinking about things. I would definitely not have thought that in the two-seater sedan chair in front of me, there were three women and a burly young man holding two corpses. And the eight sedan chair drivers who carried the two sedan chairs, and those who walked on both sides of the sedan chairs. But they are all a group of warriors with exquisite martial arts!
At this moment, Wang Yuanwai, Master Yao and Yue Yuanwai rode three jujube red horses in front of the two-seater sedan chair. These three people are responsible for "leading the way"!
At the same time, the newly appointed Governor Chen sat at the desk of the public court of the Huayang County Ya. Pointing to a few magistrates and reprimanding: You enjoy the court's food and food every month every year, but you refuse to think about the emperor's sake, and urge Lord Qincha to severely punish all the warriors who rob the corpses. What a shameful bunch of "parasites"!
Hearing this, the listeners all lowered their heads and muttered helplessly: Lord Prefect, as the saying goes, "the elbow can't reach the thigh." Haven't you heard of it?
Of course, there are also two mosquitoes and flies that throw out the disbelief in their hearts: Lord Prefect, facing Lord Qincha just now. Why didn't you try your best?
Governor Chen couldn't help but stand up, and roared angrily with a wave of his big hand: It is said that "a strong dragon is difficult to suppress the head snake of the ground", just now as long as you and I work together. Lord Chincha will definitely "obey the majority of the minority"! Now, you two still have the face to whine at me. Don't you know "it's hard to sing alone"?
As soon as the words landed, he pointed to the officials standing under the public hall and shouted: After those Jianghu warriors robbed the bodies of the two Wanfu masters, they would definitely not be transported back to the "Wanfu Ancestral Hall" in Liushu Town for burial. For now, they had to find a way to get the body elsewhere. Hurry up and stop at the nearby checkpoint!
Immediately, a sigh exploded under the public hall: My God, those Jianghu warriors all have exquisite martial arts. The four "Imperial Sword Guards" and the ten deputies failed to defeat it! With only our "three-legged cat" efforts, how can we win them? Let us intercept it, it's not "meat buns beat dogs and there is no return". To put it bluntly, it's simply "hitting a stone with an egg" that is beyond my strength!
Suddenly, a message flashed in Governor Chen's mind: these people, who are subordinates, have a common problem. That's "profit is the only thing"!
Thinking of this, he immediately said in a euphemistic tone: You have all heard me clearly, this official will let these county commanders "hurry up" and lead their officials to come to support you. Now you first bring enough poisoned arrows to the wall at the checkpoint and bury them, and when you see the corpses of the two masters of Wanfu, shoot the poisoned arrows at those Jianghu warriors together! Taking advantage of this stall, the officials who went to support could smoothly rob the bodies of the two masters of Wanfu. And then it's time for the big guy to accept the reward from the imperial court!
Speaking of this, Governor Chen patted his chest and said: The two masters of Wanfu are serious offenders in the imperial court, as long as they can rob their bodies. When the emperor knows, he will definitely "add officials and knights" to all of us!
Hearing this, several county commanders couldn't help but say with luck: Hey, the prefect's plan is really good. Let's go back and call for the officials to come to their aid now!
The officials below the public hall couldn't help but shout: Haha, let's unite the officials of the whole county. I will definitely be able to rob the corpses of the two masters of Wanfu, as if I have seen the emperor's reward for us!
The words slipped out, and several county magistrates and this group of officials seemed to have made an appointment. Let's turn around and rush out to prepare for the action!
Lord Xu of Huayang County, who received the prefect's order, hurriedly drafted the "Notice of Urgent Corpse Robbery" printed with the statues of the two sons of Wanfu. Then he handed it to the man next to him and said anxiously: Master Lin, let the officials quickly bring them to the guards at the checkpoint to check the people passing by. Tell them to "hurry up"!
Master Lin took the drawings, turned to Governor Chen, bent over and bowed deeply, and said: Lord Prefect, Lord County Order, those Jianghu warriors who robbed the bodies of Lord Wanfu and his son would definitely not think of it. We didn't follow the orders of Lord Lin Yushi at all, so you two can stay here and wait for the good news!"
As he spoke, his figure flickered. The footsteps of "pop, pop" have stretched and swirled in the corridor outside the public hall!
Turn from the intersection in the eastern suburbs of Huayang County and walk north for sixty or seventy miles, which is the territory of Morning Glory Town. Along the way, there are Linshui Town, Qiufeng Town, Suojin Town, Sunflower Town, Casserole Town, Wuya Town, and Almond Town. That is to say, Wang Yuanwai, Master Yao, Yue Yuanwai and those Jianghu warriors who transported the bodies of Wanfu Ye and his son to Morning Glory Town. You have to go through seven checkpoints!
Around the east, west, south and north of Huayang County Ya, there are more than 30 checkpoints in total. The officials returned to the dormitory, changed into a suit of armor, and rushed to their respective checkpoints with the "Urgent Corpse Robbery Notice" and a large bag of arrows soaked in medicine on their backs. It's impossible to appear at all levels at the same time!
Even if he went to the official closest to the checkpoint north of the eastern suburbs, he only arrived at about a stick of incense. Therefore, with Wang Yuanwai's usual "benevolent" character, he became famous, and he took Master Yao, Yue Yuanwai and those Jianghu warriors. When transporting the bodies of the two sons of Wanfu through the checkpoint, it was still very smooth!
However, the idiom "good things are grinding" has long been circulating in this world. Since the ancestors created this idiom, of course, it can happen all the time in real life!
In the evening, Wang Yuanwai and his party were finally about to arrive at the checkpoint of Morning Glory Town. Thinking that entering the "Royal Ancestral Hall" would bury the two of them, they exhaled a long breath together as if they had made an appointment!
As everyone knows, a servant of the county government has already rushed to this site "quickly" and handed the "Notice of Urgent Corpse Robbery" to the guards at the gate. Then he told the leader of the plan of Governor Chen's mansion, and then climbed the city wall and stared at the passers-by below with his eyes wide open. Hold a bow and arrow, and always prepare to radiate poisoned arrows!
After a moment, he suddenly saw that the riders on the back of the three maroon horses were somewhat familiar. I couldn't help but ponder: Hey, where have I seen these three old men? When did it happen?
At this time, Wang Yuanwai first jumped off his horse and took out his "pass" from his arms and handed it to one of the guards. Then he bent down and gave a deep salute, and then pointed to the two-seater sedan chair behind him and said with a pious face: Deputy General Cai, the old man went out to visit his relatives and learned that my cousin's house was tragically burned down by the natural fire. Her man was burned alive too! After this incident, her body also became weaker and more emaciated. After careful consideration out of affection, Lao Yu took her family back to live in the house. I hope you can make it convenient!
Hearing this, the military master shook his head and said: Outside the king, you have always been kind and honest. I think I should have believed you 100 percent! However, the will of Governor Chen and Xu County's order had already arrived. If you come to burn incense half a night, you can only helplessly "handle it impartially" at this time!
As he spoke, he walked to the first sedan chair with the "Notice of Urgent Corpse Robbery" sealed with the statues of the two sons of Wanfu. Instructed the four soldiers who followed him: "Hurry up and open the curtain of the two-seater sedan chair, so that the general can take a closer look!"
The master spoke, and the four soldiers looked at Wang Yuanwai and made a helpless gesture. Then we walked to the two-seater sedan chair!
Hey, the author now really understands that at the beginning, the ancestor created the proverb "There must be a brave man under the heavy reward". There must also be a classic factual basis!
As soon as the words of the leader of the military master landed, the hearts of those Jianghu warriors dressed as sedan chair men and family members suddenly "poofed" and hung wildly. One by one, I can't help but secretly twitch the darts in the sleeve cage!
Wang Yuanwai, Master Yao, and Yue Yuanwai, who turned around and walked over, couldn't help but see small beads of sweat oozing from the corners of their foreheads. Putting their heads together and whispering: Thankfully, they're all wearing a little makeup. The young man sitting in the sedan chair is burly and courageous, so there is no need to worry about him! It's just that Mrs. Ruan, Chen Xiaocui, and Ye Xiaoqing, who are sitting in the sedan chair, are all women. I don't know, their fragile hearts. Can you stand this sudden situation?
Throwing out the doubts in their hearts, the three old men all held their chins and frowned and fell into deep thought: the previous checkpoints have passed smoothly, and now they have arrived at the checkpoints in Morning Glory Town. But unexpectedly, something happened to you! Hey, what else can I do?
Immediately, the hearts of the people inside and outside the sedan chair hung under their throats. The atmosphere above the checkpoint in Morning Glory also looks dull and solemn. It's as if the sky is about to fall!
The cold words of the military master outside the sedan chair stimulated Old Madam Ruan's mind to quickly flash a plan. She hurriedly handed the young man a look, and gently lifted Wan Peng across the seat, and then lay on his corpse with a "poof" and rolled her eyes vigorously and foamed at the mouth!
Seeing this, the young man bent over and pinched her human acupoint in understanding, and cried out with a handful of snot and tears: Mother, woo----- what's wrong with you? Mother, woo woo---- wake up quickly! Woo woo---- you are like this now, woo woo---- we can't find Lang Zhong. Woo---- you have to hold on! Whining----
There was such a commotion in the sedan chair in front, and the sedan chair in the back exploded as if it was in a hurry: Second sister, my heart is as uncomfortable as "slashing and burning". Oops, we have to lie down and sleep----
Speaking of which, it suddenly became a "coo-dong" sound. Immediately after, another woman's shrill cry sounded: Eldest sister, our mother must have fainted due to an old problem. Woo---- what's the matter, do you have angina pectoris? Woo woo---- oops, there is no shop in front of the store and no village in the back. Woo woo---- what should we do with our little brother? Whining----
Hearing this, the hearts of Wang Yuanwai, Master Yao, and Yue Yuanwai "slipped away" and fell to the bottom of their hearts. Those Jianghu warriors dressed as sedan chair men and family members couldn't help but secretly rejoice in their hearts!
Hearing the words "old disease, angina" coldly, he walked to the side of the two-seater sedan chair and stretched out his hand to lift the curtain of the sedan chair. Suddenly it hangs in mid-air!
At the same time, they turned around and turned to the military master who came over as if they had made an appointment, and said in unison: Boss, this old lady is afraid of some "infectious disease"?
Just now, there was a "poof" and "coo-dong" sound. has frightened Vice General Cai abruptly slowed down!
At this moment, the cries of the sisters and brothers in the two-seated sedan chair and the words of the four soldiers. It also made him stop in a creepy way, leaning over and looking inside through the curtain of the sedan chair that had been half-lifted by the two soldiers. At just one glance, he exclaimed in fright: My God, the old lady was lying on the chair with her eyes rolled and foaming at the mouth. It's really bad luck today, what kind of bad luck did we run into?
Then, Vice General Cai cheered up and stretched out his hand to the two soldiers standing by the second sedan chair and said: "If you use a knife to kill chickens, you will not be able to do it." Let's take a look inside to see if there is a corpse with a severed head, right?
Immediately, the cheeks of the two soldiers turned pale. However, they also knew very well: their humble status was low, how could they abandon the "order of the leader" and ignore it?
Next, the two of them trembled and turned to the car window that had been lifted by themselves. Immediately, they all rushed back together and shouted in a panic: Chief, there is a woman inside who is scratching her chest vigorously. There was also a woman who was crying so much that she was dying!
Hearing this, Vice General Cai yelled irritably: Wang Yuanwai, look at who you have provoked? Take these people away!
As soon as his words landed, the listener immediately turned to him and bent down and gave a deep salute and said, "Vice General Cai, I'm scared of you." Come to the door another day to apologize!
As he spoke, he shouted at those warriors: Don't be here anymore, hurry up and take our relatives out of the checkpoint!
Eight Jianghu warriors pretending to be sedan chair bearers immediately bent down and lifted the sedan chair. Pretend to be scared and walk out of the level!
The rest of the warriors also pretended to leave the sedan chair a few steps away as if they were avoiding the plague. However, one by one, they did not forget to pay attention to the movements around them!
This time, he was replaced by Wang Yuanwai, Master Yao, and Yue Yuanwai riding jujube red horses. It's broken in the back!
In front of him, the official who disturbed Huayang County dejectedly collected his bow and arrows and put them in the cloth bag behind his back. Those officials from other counties who came here to support came one after another, and said to him: In this way, those Jianghu warriors who robbed the bodies of the two sons of Wanfu took a different path. Hey, it's not our turn to get the reward of "first-class merit"!