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"Waste your mother's words, that's the alcohol distilled by Lao Tzu."

Sitting on the top of the tall building, the monkey lord looked at Duanmu who was drinking wine with disdain, he always thought that the monkey master's other gourd must contain some rare wine, and he begged for it in vain, and he already had a hazy drunkenness after a few sips.

This is also of course, after all, even the monkey master is the first time to see someone drink pure alcohol, this thing was originally made by him as a medical material to prepare, but now it is good, and it was drunk as wine by Duanmu's grandson.

The power of anhydrous ethanol, it's really not bragging, Duanmu, who is known as a thousand cups of not drunk, after killing half a gourd about a pound of alcohol, lay on the piano and fell asleep, without the slightest consciousness, even if someone came to poke him with a knife at this time, he would definitely not wake up.

The monkey pouted, reflexively returned to his room, and began to take a nap as soon as he lay down on the floor, but his movement obviously woke up the tassel who was taking a nap, and saw the tassel in the small pajamas rubbing his eyes and sitting up from the bed, and a begonia spring sleep blooming in the wind flowed out of her.

The monkey master glanced at it and actually turned over: "The clothes have fallen off." ”

"Well......" Tassel replied softly, and then lay back on the bed, looking sideways at the monkey master: "Chuxinxin, you won't leave Master." ”

"Hey! There's something wrong with your proposition. The monkey master shook his legs, and said solemnly: "Are you planning to take me for the rest of your life?" ”

"Hmm...... Take it for a lifetime. Tassel nodded: "But you can't get old." ”

"No, you can't! Can't do it! Master Monkey was simply stunned by her strange logic: "You won't be old, can you still make me not old together?" ”

"Alas......" Tassel sighed with great resentment: "Then will you take Master with you wherever you go in the future?" ”

"You've finally eaten something bad, haven't you?"

Tassel shook his head, although he didn't want to admit it, but the monkey master had to admit that Tassel's shaking of his head was the most charming of the people he had ever seen, even Ye Fei, who was angry to the bone, was less than one-tenth of hers.

How to say it, the kind of charm of the tassel is not learned at all, maybe it is because of the contrast with her usual stay, in this casual state, she can be called a seduction.

"I was just thinking, at the beginning, my little heart was just a little bit bigger, black and thin, sick and one leg was bad. But now the small heart has become the big heart, and they are already more than a head taller than the master. Master's Master said that when the child grows up, he will naturally fly away, even if he is reluctant, let him fly. But I'm really scared, what should I do if Xiao Chuxin is gone one day......"

"Just find another apprentice and raise it again."

"I'm afraid...... I'm reluctant. ”

"I don't want to do anything, in case I die." The monkey master crossed Erlang's legs and said with an indifferent face: "As the old saying goes, there is no feast in the world that will not be dispersed. One day I have to leave, you don't grow old and die, I don't grow old and die. And even if you don't grow old or die, you will die if you can't keep it, and it's not that there is no precedent for not dying well, haven't you been used to it for so many years? It stands to reason that an old monster like you should see it more thoroughly, ......"

Before the monkey master finished speaking, he turned around and found that the tassel was already quietly wiping his tears, and this scene was very embarrassing, he hurriedly sighed: "Okay, okay, you continue to sleep for a while, I'll go to the top of the building to see that stupid x, so that he won't be killed." ”

After speaking, the monkey master hurriedly got out of the window and came to the roof, in fact, he didn't care about Duanmu's life or death at all, but he couldn't bear the tears of the little crying bag of the tassel at all, even if he was so hard-hearted, it was so soft that it couldn't be when he touched the tassel, which was probably the reason why such a strict person as him could endure the tassel for so many years, if he wanted to change to someone else, he would have slapped and flew out, but the tassel was really a week...... It's true.

After sitting on the roof until it was almost dark, Duanmu slowly woke up from his dream, his mouth crooked and his eyes slanted, just like his usual personable appearance.

After waking up, Duanmu was demented, which was different from the style of the tassel, he was demented. It looks like those children with Down syndrome in the rehabilitation school, and the good thing to say is that a pot of wine has made him fall into a state of emptiness, and what is not good is that alcohol poisoning hurts his brain.

"Dead?"

"This wine...... Alcohol, the essence of wine, do not deceive me. This sleep is the best sleep I've had in more than a decade, thank you for guarding me. Duanmu hugged his fists and thanked the monkey master: "Can you give me the recipe for this wine?" Any cost. ”

Exercise! The monkey master finally saw this guy's awesomeness, looking at his appearance, he is addicted to alcohol, and he needs a formula, isn't this nonsense? What kind of recipe can alcohol have, distillation! A simple still plus a filter is alcohol, but the method used by the monkey master is relatively simple, and the instrument is relatively simple, so the output is not high, but if you find a blacksmith and glassmaker to build a complete set of stills, then the purity of alcohol should be a little better. Of course...... As for what it tastes like, how does the monkey know, after all, is it for people to drink?

But...... It turns out that people in this world really drink alcohol. Not only do I drink it, but I like it very much, and it is even known as a god wine.

Why? Because when the monkey master tossed out a set of stills overnight and taught Duanmu how to distill alcohol, the irrepressible smell of alcohol had already hooked up all the drunkards in the four towns to this small inn.

Although the monkey master repeatedly said that this wine was so special that it could not be drunk, the more excited they became, and even the rumors had spread that someone here had brought immortal wine, and a sip of immortal wine could make people drunk to death.

The monkey master was so excited when he saw this group of goods who were not afraid of death, so okay...... Let's drink alcohol.

So, after mixing a bunch of strange Chinese herbal juices into it, the alcohol turned a turquoise color, which looked good, but the degree was still terrifyingly high.

Then, this wine was sold at noon the next day, and it was given a nice name by Duanmu, called Drunken Life and Dream Death. And everyone who drinks it must sign a life and death certificate before drinking it.

The gimmick of signing a life and death certificate to drink is even more attractive, and even some guys who are not senior drunkards have flocked here to watch the excitement.

For a while, the whole street was driven by this incident, and the street, which was already very lively, almost became impassable. And this prosperous era of the drunkard world has also attracted many sword immortals from all over the world to come and be eager to try.

"I'd like to see what the power of this drunken dream is there."

The forty-year-old sword immortal had a look of immortal indifference, he picked up a bowl of turquoise spirits that exuded a strong smell of wine, raised his head and looked around: "Come, do it!" ”

"Dry? Kill yourself, great Zabi. The monkey master leaned on the counter and counted the money, and when he heard this, he raised his head and smiled evilly: "Lao Tzu added the ingredients." ”

Didn't he add anything else...... It is a variety of hallucinogenic Chinese herbs, including poppy, ma, and dried powder spores of a fungus, this wine is not so much wine as a large collection of hallucinogens blended with alcohol, basically the kind that ordinary people will be hopeless if they drink it, and he just wants to use this method to make the uninformed Sabi stop harassing him unlimitedly.

Sure enough, the man known as the wine fairy suffocated the bowl of green wine in one gulp, and before the combined effect of alcohol and hallucinogens could begin to take effect before he could dry his mouth, the old Taoist priest fell to the ground before he could say a word, shortness of breath and dilated pupils.

"Are you dead?"

The monkey master didn't even look at it, but continued to crackle and calculate the ratio of cost and benefit to the side.

"It doesn't seem to be yet." Duanmu walked over with his wine gourd, and in his wine gourd was another kind of monkey master's blended wine, which only added some spices, and there were no hallucinogens, those strong hallucinogens of wine, Duanmu couldn't hold it at all, and he was very self-aware not to touch it: "But it looks like he will ascend to heaven soon." ”

It's true...... The old Taoist priest is really about to ascend to heaven, he has now begun to have convulsions and ****, and the rapid continuous orgasm is also coming, his face is flushed but his lips are purple, which means that his heart function is about to explode.

"It's his own death."

The monkey master shook his head: "Who dares to come?" ”

This time, no one answered, but those good people did not leave, but stared at the Taoist priest with curiosity, even if they wanted to die, they had to die in front of them.

But I have to say that the human constitution of the high martial arts world is very good, and it didn't kill this Taoist priest until three hours later, his state of excitement subsided, and then he fell into an extremely deep sleep, curled up in a ball like a newborn baby, and there was actually a happy expression on his face......

"Damn, this won't kill him?" The monkey master looked at the sleeping Taoist priest on the ground with a smile, and then kept patting his head: "Are we in big trouble?" ”

"Huh? It's a big trouble if he dies, he's an elder of Laoshan. ”

"He deserves to die, and if he doesn't die, he will be in trouble!"

Duanmu and Tassel didn't understand the meaning of the monkey master's words, and it wasn't until two days later when the old Taoist priest got up from the ground that they deeply understood the monkey master's words.

"I realized, I realized."

The first thing the Taoist priest said when he sat up from the ground was that the gods and gods had muttered twice, and the disciple who had been guarding him next to him shouted happily.

Almost instantly, the drunkards who had been thinking about this old way rushed over. And when they saw that the old man who was drunk and dreamed of death that day, he was now in good spirits, his eyes were clear, and he still had a mortal firework in his eyes before, but now he has become a master of the world.

"Drunk dreams of death, drunk dreams of death. It lives up to its name. The old Taoist priest stroked his beard and laughed at the sky: "The old Taoist has been thinking of everything he has thought of all his life, and he has obtained it, and it is time to get this fate." Qingfeng, Mingyue, go back and tell your uncle, Lao Tzu, I'm going to travel all over the world, let him stop worrying. ”

After speaking, the Taoist priest walked out of the inn with a relieved face, and when he reached the door, he turned over and crossed the crowd and shouted to the monkey master and Duanmu: "Two, this wine is immortal wine, don't let mortals drink it, the laity will pollute the aura of this wine." ”

Oh roar......

What is it? This is a live advertisement, and it is a live advertisement played by a senior who is not inferior to his or her seniors with actual experience. If nothing else, just those two sentences "I am enlightened" and "this is immortal wine" are enough.

The world of high martial arts is actually very strange, because the individual physique is generally good, so the backward ones in medicine can't see it, so they know almost nothing about these things, and the hallucinogens themselves can make people see a bunch of strange things, so ah...... What does this big brother say that a dream to get everything is nothing more than a mental hallucination, friend...... Something will happen to him like this.

Of course, whether he has an accident or not is secondary, the key is that he has already played this advertisement. Therefore, the people who begged for a drink had already lined up from the street to the end of the street in just a few dozen minutes, and most of them were sword immortals and monks from various sects.

Some of them are curious, some are stuck in their current practice, and some are just trying to prove that they are not laymen.

Therefore, before the competition began, the name of immortal wine had already spread at a faster speed.

Of course, the monkey is really bad. He simply came up with a bad trick, only one bottle of this drug-grade alcohol was produced every day, and then only a hundred people who received the number were eligible to fight for it, and he only shook out one number every day...... A number.

This is simply hunger marketing, and it is even worse hunger marketing than Xiaomi, because Xiaomi will not kill people after all, and this ...... It's really going to drink the dead.

On the first day, the people who lined up to shake the number really drank to death and died at the gate.

Originally, the monkey master thought that someone had died, so these people should stop a little, right? No! He underestimated the enthusiasm of the gang, for everyone saw that even if the drunken fellow died, there was not the slightest pain on his face, but a kind of enlightenment, a kind of pleasure, and a kind of happiness.

Hold the grass and tell the truth...... If it weren't for them saying it, the monkey master wouldn't believe that there would be so many people who wanted to die in such a stable way, so the name of this immortal wine not only did not decrease because of drinking the dead, but its popularity became bigger and bigger like a snowball.

The second drunken man did not die, but remained asleep, sleeping soundly like a child. The third person didn't die, and after waking up, his skills increased greatly. The fourth person......

The daily bottle of wine soon became the town's most famous luxury, and drunkenness was like an addictive poison.

One of them got it but didn't drink it, and when he sold it on the black market, he was able to sell it for 60,000 gold! 60,000 gold to buy a bottle of alcohol mixed with drugs, to tell the truth...... This is really a loss of culture.

In the past few days, Tassel has simply changed his career to become a cashier and the Golden Spike Qin Demon has become a security guard, and the owner of the inn is about to die of excitement, because in the past few days alone, his income is more than his total turnover in a year! He really can't wait to call the monkey master and call him Dad.

It wasn't until the evening of the seventh day, an hour before the sale began, that this crazy hunger marketing was interrupted by an uninvited guest, Liang Feifei.

He rushed in from the outside with a fierce momentum, and when he saw Duanmu, he drew his sword and roared angrily with red eyes: "You brute! Did you do the 5,000 lives in Silver Mountain Town? ”

Duanmu was sitting at the door at this time selling tickets, which is the legendary lottery ticket, a hundred gold is not yet bargained and may not be able to draw, and after the draw, he still needs to pay a high price to buy and sell the bottle of wine...... Seeing Liang Feifei's menacing appearance, he raised his head and looked at him: "What? Want to fight? ”

"I'll ask you, did you do the 5,000 lives!"

"Well, that's right." Duanmu nodded: "What do you want?" ”

The monkey master sat behind the counter and saw all this, he frowned, and stepped forward with a smile on his face: "Two? This is my yard, don't you ask me this master? Especially you, Duanmu, I didn't pay you to show off your skills here, or you can settle him, or continue to ask Lao Tzu for food. ”

Duanmu was stunned for a moment, and then reacted instantly, he pressed the piano on the table, and sneered: "Senior Brother Liang, do you want to have one?" Don't make it hard for my boss to be like a man. ”

The monkey master stood behind Duanmu and wrote two words on his back with his fingers, Duanmu comprehended. (To be continued.) )