At present, Zhao Ji asked about the dream of the Nine Heavens Xuannu, which made Li Qingzhao blush, the talented woman is frank and arrogant, and she has never lied, this time for the sake of marriage, she was instigated by Wang Han to lie to her father, where did you think that the emperor also came to join in the fun.

The emperor asked, and he couldn't help but answer, Li Qingzhao retold what he said to his father, and said that he drank with Xuannu in a dream, and Xuannu gave herself a couplet, and he couldn't cope with it.

Zhao Ji in the hall listened with relish, and when Li Qingzhao finished speaking, he immediately asked: "Since it is the Nine Heavens Xuannu who is drinking, can you see the appearance of the Xuannu?" What is the height? What do you wear? What does wine taste like? What utensils are used? What do the fairies and fairies look like around you? What is the surrounding environment? ”

This series of questions was urgent and fast, revealing Zhao Ji's impatient thoughts, and at the same time, Li Qingzhao was overwhelmed.

She just followed Wang Han to make up a lie, where did she know many details about the Nine Heavens Xuannu, she was stunned for a while, her brain was running rapidly, thinking about the articles she had read, there were descriptions of the goddess for reference. opened his mouth and said: "Back to the official's house, the slave family saw the Xuannu for the first time, and was very excited, and I didn't dare to look at the Xuannu Niangniang's fairy appearance, but I just remembered that the Xuannu Niangniang ......"

As soon as he said this, he saw Wang Han next to him suddenly get up and said loudly: "Xuannu Niangniang is wearing a golden glazed nine phoenix Chaoyang colorful xia clothes, wearing a purple yang Wanfa Vientiane phoenix crown, the right hand Taiyin Nine Pole Sword, the left hand Heaven and Earth Yin and Yang Five Elements Staff, the left fairy child is the crane and wears a pink coat, and the right fairy child is a golden crow and wears a purple dress. ”

The fluency of this remark shocked everyone on the spot.

This is Wang Han Seeing that Li Qingzhao was speaking slowly, it seemed that he was making up and selling, so he wanted to round the field for her, and in addition, he also wanted to take this opportunity to make a name for himself.

Seeing him say that, everyone was stunned, and Zhao Ji was also surprised, and asked, "How do you know?" ”

Wang Han bowed his head and arched his hand, "Back to the official's house, it turned out that Xiaomin had also seen the real body of the Xuannu Niangniang." ”

When these words came out, let everyone stare at him, and they all looked at him with the eyes of ghosts and gods, it was impossible to predict what Li Qingzhao's husband could say next.

Zhao Ji was moved when he heard this, he was attracted by Wang Han, and stretched out his hand to point afar, "Have you seen it too?" But what is the reason, let's talk about it quickly. ”

Wang Han got up from behind the table, stood in front of the hall, and knelt down on one knee, "Official, Xiaomin has a reluctant request, if Xiaomin says the detailed process of meeting the Xuannu, please also ask the official family to forgive Xiaomin for the crime of bullying the king." ”

This time, he said that the people around him were no longer surprised, but more impatient, and they were all blaming him.

That Fang Zhao Ji's curiosity had already been provoked, and he waved his hand quickly, "It's not to blame, but it's okay to say it." ”

Wang Han got up at this time and put on the posture of a storyteller, "Back to the official's house, Xiaomin was also lit by the Xuannu Niangniang in a dream, that is, half a month ago, I finished practicing martial arts in the courtyard, my body was tired, and I lay down under the locust tree to rest by the way, and there were cranes chirping in a daze, from far and near, the cranes chirped three times, and they have reached my ears, at this time I haven't woken up, but I feel strange, where did the cranes come from in Tokyo?" Then, I heard a crisp girl's voice calling: Junhou, Junhou, wake up quickly. When I opened my eyes, there was a girl in pink in front of me, looking at me with a smile, and said: Come with me, the lady is waiting for you. I still wondered, I didn't know where the girl came from, and I didn't know who she was, but when I saw the girl finish speaking, her arms were spread out, and they turned into two wings, which were so huge that they covered my whole yard. Then, the girl's body also turned into a crane, and she opened her mouth to urge me: Come on my back, and I will take you to see Niangniang. ”

Speaking of which, Wang Han also compared the action of hanging the wings of the crane, and made a gesture of stepping on the bird, and then set up a pergola with his hand, and made a wait-and-see shape, "I only feel strange, and I don't think much about it, on her back, the crane only has two fans, and then rushed up to the sky, looking down from a high place, the people in Tokyo are like the size of ants, and the houses have become tofu blocks, and the body is full of white clouds, passing by, I feel strange, and I also fished a handful of clouds with my hands." ”

"How do you feel?" On the stage, Zhao Ji was already crazy, got down from his seat, and ran to Wang Han's side to listen, his eyes were full of envy and excitement.

Wang Han replied: "The white clouds look heavy, but in fact they are ethereal, and they feel similar to winter fog. ”

Zhao Ji nodded slowly and smiled, "It should be so, I have expected it, and then what about after you fly by crane?" ”

"The white crane flew higher and higher, and Tokyo could no longer be seen below, and the white clouds became thicker and colder, so that my hair and eyebrows were frosty, and I was cold, so I could only hide in the crane feathers with my arms crossed, and I couldn't bear it, and my eyes suddenly opened up."

"Wait." Zhao Ji was addicted to listening, but he was also careful, "You mean, it was extremely cold above the nine heavens, how many clothes were you wearing at that time?" ”

Wang Han replied: "It's a single piece of clothing." ”

"A single coat is naturally cold, haven't you heard that it's cold in high places? You should bring two extra pieces of clothing. Zhao Ji said this, with chagrin in his eyes, as if he was blaming Wang Han for being careless.

Wang Han was stunned when he heard this, and immediately replied: "The official reminds me that I will definitely bring two more clothes next time." ”

Zhao Ji waved his hand, "Hurry up, what's next?" ”

"Suddenly in front of him, a palace appeared in the clouds, it looked very small from a distance, and when the crane flew closer, it was very large, just like ......" Wang Han thought for a while, and said casually: "It's as big as the palace of the official family." ”

Zhao Ji's eyebrows jumped, "Oh? How many palaces are there? ”

"There is only one palace inside, the rest are pavilions, rockeries and rivers, and there are many wonderful animals, there are horses and deer in the grassland, there are tigers and leopards in the woods, turtles and snakes in the water play together, the air is surrounded by cranes, and there are many flowers, grasses, fish and insects, I will have time to see clearly, and I will arrive at the Niangniang Palace."

Speaking of this, Wang Han paused, let everyone inhale, and they were all blaming, blaming this product for falling off the chain at a critical moment.

Wang Han took a sip of wine to moisten his throat and continued, "The palace is naturally splendid, and there are many famous halls that I can't describe, but I saw Niangniang sitting on the palace, and another green silk girl came to lead me in, and the crane behind also turned into a girl, and then came, standing still in Niangniang's right hand. When the mother saw me, she smiled and said, "The emperor is fine, I am inexplicable, I don't know what is going on." ”

Speaking of this, looking at Zhao Ji, Zhao Ji was already in awe of him.

Just kidding, Wang Han made up such a story, just to put gold on his face, he is a prince and an emperor, this is a proper routine of Guan Yu being taught martial arts by Xuannu in his dream, and now he is pressed on his head by Wang Han extremely shamelessly.

Seeing Zhao Ji on the set, Wang Han continued: "Xuannu Niangniang didn't explain it to me, she just asked me if I had tea and dinner when I came. I said no, she asked someone to bring a purple gold bowl, there were two little green dragons wandering inside, Niangniang only used her hand to point it, and the green dragon turned into a cucumber, and she took it out for me to eat. ”

Speaking of this, Wang Han gestured, "The cucumber is so long and thick, I am also hungry, so I didn't refuse, I opened my mouth to eat, and after a while, the two cucumbers were all eaten." Niang Niang also said, now that the two green dragons have entered your belly, you have the courage of ten thousand people, and I will give you another set of military books here, and you will have a plan to sweep Liuhe. After speaking, Niangniang had an extra piece of jade in her hand, turning into white light, and I don't know what it was, but I felt that my ears and eyes were clear in an instant, and I was also in a lot of spirits. I haven't asked yet, but Niangniang said again, now that you have martial arts and military books, you still need a virtuous helper, can you have a suitable candidate? I replied no. The mother said, I will give you a marriage. ”

Speaking of this, Wang Han closed his mouth again, and Zhao Ji and the others who provoked him all sighed, "What's next?" ”

Wang Han snorted, "Next is the crime of bullying the king." ”

Zhao Ji hurriedly waved his hand, "Innocent, innocent, forgive you for your innocence." ”

Wang Han continued: "Niang Niang said that after half a month, there is a talented woman outside the Donghua Gate who throws hydrangea to choose a husband, let me just go and do my best to fight for hydrangea. ”

Speaking of this, his eyes teased Zhao Ji.

Zhao Ji was already grinning unconsciously, he had only heard Wang Han on the left and the emperor on the right, he was already a little unbeautiful in his heart, this ordinary people can see the Nine Heavens Xuannu, as the emperor, he didn't see it, and it was inevitable that his heart was unbalanced.

At present, I heard Wang Han say that there will be a difference in competing for hydrangea, isn't this exactly what the three people are talking about grabbing a ball together? He also said that the Holy Monarch came to the rescue, isn't this exactly what he is talking about?

As the most devout Taoist disciple of the Great Song Dynasty, Zhao Ji already felt that his life was in vain, and he couldn't help but laugh at the moment, "And then?" ”

Wang Han said: "Xuannu Niangniang said that the Holy Monarch will come up with an absolute connection, and the person who can be right is the talented woman and husband." This is absolutely no one in the world, I will pass on your way to deal with it, you just have to say it, and you can hold the beauty. ”

Speaking of this, everyone shouted in unison, and suddenly realized.

It turns out that no one in the world can do anything about the smoke lock pond willow, this is what the Xuannu said, no wonder no one in the whole of Tokyo can do it, it's not that everyone is incompetent, this is the chance of the fairy family.

Such a sentence is to save face for the entire Tokyo literati, not because we are low-level, but because of the fate of the fairy family.

Hearing this, Zhao Ji laughed and stretched out his hand to pat Wang Han on the shoulder, "I see, so it is, haha, since it is hand-picked by Xuannu, I will not blame you, forgive you for your innocence, forgive you for your innocence." ”

Wang Han said: "Don't worry, there will be follow-up." ”

"Also, you can tell me."

Wang Han changed his face, and said with a straight face: "After that, the content is extremely confidential, and it is related to the safety of my Great Song Dynasty. ”

In this way, everyone's curiosity was aroused, and when Zhao Ji heard the critical point, he naturally agreed, "If it is what the Xuannu said, I will naturally forgive you for not being guilty." ”

Wang Han said: "Xuannu Niangniangyan, smoke lock pond willow, there are two pairs of civil and military, the literary pair is the Taoran Jinjiang embankment, and the martial pair is the Haicheng Tower of Paozhen. Niang Niang said, these two pairs can be right, but the holy monarch will only choose one pair, if he chooses the martial pair, you will be able to be loyal to the Marquis, the Great Song Dynasty can also open up the territory, look at the region, the coast of the four seas, are the king's land. If the Holy Monarch chooses the text to ......"

Wang Han was silent again.

Zhao Ji was anxious, but he also knew that the words behind him were not to be heard, but he also had to listen, and ordered: "Just say it, no matter what, I forgive you for your innocence." ”

Wang Han glanced at Zhao Mingcheng, and was proud in his heart, Mom sells batches, calling you X can not stop me from doing a good thing, I will also give you a small shoe to try. At the moment, she said: "Niang Niang said that if the holy monarch chooses Wen right, the Great Song Dynasty will only have twenty years of luck, and then there will be strong enemies, thieves everywhere, the country is in danger, and the Song family is in danger." ”

When these words came out, everyone was surprised on the spot, and even Gao Bao, who couldn't read a basket of big characters, was frightened and dropped the wine glass in his hand, full of panic, and came out of his mouth, "That's not good, how can Da Song be dangerous?" Is there a mistake in the Xuan Girl? ”

This remark attracted a large number of eyes to look at Gao Bao, and even Zhao Ji looked over, and he couldn't tell what the expression was.

Gao Bao was frightened, he didn't care about Da Song, he cared about himself. If the Great Song Dynasty is in danger, then it is a high danger, and if it is dangerous, it is a danger to yourself. Without Gao Yu, how can he still eat and drink spicy and beautiful things?

Seeing everyone looking at him, Gao Bao, who didn't learn and didn't know how to learn, panicked, couldn't help but be afraid, and blurted out, "See what I'm doing?" It must be that the Xuannu Niangniang made a mistake, and it is impossible for the Great Song Dynasty to have only twenty years of luck. Speaking of this, Gao Bao was so smart that he suddenly looked at Zhao Mingcheng and shouted: "I heard with my own ears that Wang Han said Wu right before, and the official family praised it right, and the two old masters also said it was right, but Zhao Mingcheng said it was bad, from beginning to end, only Zhao Mingcheng said that Wu was the best for the scenery, and the rest of us thought that Wu was the best." ”

After saying a few words, he stumbled, but he also made the problem he wanted to express clearly, and he was scared after speaking, and he didn't know what to do, so he simply knelt on the ground, kowtowed to Zhao Ji, raised his head again, and said passionately: "Official, what you said at the beginning is good, I heard it, everyone heard it." ”

Zhao Ji also panicked this time, he was the most superstitious, Wang Han's remarks, the front listened very well, but the last paragraph made him uncomfortable, even if he didn't know how to manage the country, he also wanted to be a good emperor in his heart, especially the four words of opening up the territory and expanding the territory, it was too shocking, and he was not allowed not to think about it. When I thought about it, I regretted that I had clearly said that martial arts were the best, why did I listen to Zhao Mingcheng's nonsense and say that Wen is the best?

Thinking about it, he was annoyed, staring at Zhao Mingcheng, with murderous anger in his eyes.

Wang Han next to him suddenly spoke, "The official family, whether it is better to write or martial arts, the official family has not yet made up a decision to announce it to the world, right?" ”

Such words instantly made Zhao Ji overjoyed, and clapped his hands and said: "Yes, this time I just verbally said that it was absolutely broken, but I was not sure that it was better." ”

When Liang Shicheng heard this, he immediately knelt down and bowed, "Congratulations to Your Majesty, congratulations to Your Majesty, this Xuannu Niangniang is a sign of the rise of my Great Song Dynasty." ”

Seeing this, everyone next to them also knelt down and congratulated loudly.

Zhao Ji was overjoyed, he didn't know what to do with his smile, he quickly ran back to his desk, and ran back to Wang Han's side, and asked: "Xuannu never said, what is the mystery of this article to Wu Zheng, and why is it related to my Great Song luck?" ”

Hearing this, Wang Han was also overjoyed in his heart, and he forcibly endured it before he laughed out loud, and his heart was already crazy: The sky, the earth, Lao Tzu has been dormant for two years, and today he is finally going to soar into the sky.

took two deep breaths, and then said: "I also asked Xuannu Niangniang what is the mystery of these two sentences, and Xuannu Niangniang answered." After speaking, he looked left and right, and couldn't find a suitable demonstration, so he asked Zhao Ji: "Is there a map here?" Can you see a map of the whole world? ”