"You're the glass! Fuck off"

Zhang Wenshun sneered

"I... I say... How the hell is this... Going on"

At this moment, Zhang Qiang slowly woke up and found that the two of them were arguing, neither of them was in tune, and the words they said were extremely painful, Zhang Qiang asked tremblingly

"Little great-grandson, I don't have anything to do with you, I just want to give you this thing, hehe"

Zhang Wenshun grinned, but there was no tooth in his mouth, so he directly let people see the cheeks, and took out a jade bead from his arms, the jade bead didn't know what age it was, it looked very simple

"What is this for?"

Zhang Qiang also found that the old ghost would not harm him, so he was not so afraid

"This is the jade pearl of the Tang Dynasty, I went to steal one, during the Tang Gaozong period, a first-class master, estimated to be very valuable, I have so many descendants, I will look at you pleasing to the eye, this is for you, you have money, you can burn some real paper money for me, don't burn fake money for me"

"Worth the money? Zhang Qiang took it in his hand, "The jade beads are engraved with a unicorn, vivid, the things of the Tang Dynasty are still jade, at least worth eighteen million, rich, rich, Zhang Qiang's face is full of excitement."

But the brainless on the side watched all this with disdain

"Zhang Qiang, this is a national treasure, you have to hand it over to the country" The brainless monk said to Zhang Qiang, domineering

"Make it to your sister"

Two voices in unison

"Master, when I first saw you, you seemed to know my ancestors very well, the wedge you said, I still remember [although the surname is Zhang, the age is older than you, the generation is a little strange, bury yourself]"

"Ah, haha, this one, well, yes, this poem is well done," the brainless monk said with a haha

"He's a fart, just he's a soulless IQ in the underworld, and he can still write poetry?" Zhang Wenshun is still worried about the smelly socks

"Monk, what's going on?" Zhang Wenshun asked viciously

"This, this, is it illusion, I look at that kid, his steps are vain, his eyebrows are imprinted, a trace of black gas is swirling, and the three fires are not prosperous, I guess he met a ghost, but I was afraid that he wouldn't believe me, so I used a little trick, that wedge, in fact, it was Zhang Qiang's own brain's crankiness, so... You know it."

The grandparents and grandchildren of the "cheap goods" spoke in unison, and the tacit understanding was incomparable

"Damn, why am I cheap? Come, tell me, I'm called the Demon Destroyer! ”

"I see that you are eating and drinking, you ate more than 400 yuan of me in one meal" Zhang Qiang suddenly thought of the virtue of a brainless starving ghost

“...... Eliminate the demon guard, what's wrong with a meal by the way, I haven't eaten for two days, do you think everyone is the same as your ancestors, there is no money to rob the tomb! ”

"......" Is this a lying gun, Zhang Wenshun thought beside him

"Haha, okay, my business is done, that, Zhang Qiang, I'll go first, that jewel, don't hand it over to the state, otherwise I'll give you at most five hundred yuan, plus a pennant, okay, I'll go first, I still have something to do with the master" said and pulled up the brainless monk and walked out.

"Monk, come with me, I have something to discuss"

There was a hint of transmission in Brainless' ears

The two left Zhang Qiang's house.

"I'm going to get rich, hehe, I'm going to get rich" Zhang Qiang saw that the two of them were gone, smiled stupidly, pinched his thighs from time to time, grinned in pain, and was convinced that he was not dreaming

Zhang Wenshun took the brainless monk to a gazebo in a nearby park, where there were stone tables and chairs

"Old ghost, what are you mysteriously pulling me here for, I don't do it"

"......" Zhang Wenshun was full of seriousness, and this time he didn't continue to argue with the brainless

"Master"

"Yo, Master? What's the matter, do you know that the Buddha is amazing? Huh, Master? Don't call me a little monk? ”

"Master, don't make fun of me, I accidentally injured the master when I was fighting with the master just now, it's my fault, please forgive the master" Zhang Wenshun continued to bow his head and admit his mistake

"How strange is this old ghost, abnormal and demonic, I have to be more cautious" The brainless monk thought to himself.

"I don't blame you, I don't blame you, are you okay, I've got to go, I still have business to do at night"

"The master is really busy, it's so late, and the master still has to do business?"

"Well, yes, there are three squares that I have booked. I've got to get rid of it."

"......" This monk is really out of tune, Zhang Wenshun is speechless

"Master, please look at this" said as he took out a token from his bosom, a silver-gray token that shone in the moonlight

At the moment when the token was taken out, the pupils of the brainless monk shrank instantly, and his whole body was extremely cold, as if the blood would not flow, and the token was written on the ground on one side and the order on the other. They are all engraved in seal script, and the dungeon token is still issued by the authentic dungeon official. It seems that he can't hide it.

"Who the hell are you?" The brainless monk asked coldly?

"Don't worry about the master, I showed the master this and didn't do it, there is a reason, the master should be stealing [stealing people], right? You tell me yes or no."

"Yes," the brainless monk was silent for a long time and replied in a deep voice

"I don't know how many years the master has lived"

"No comment!"

"I also know if the master doesn't say it, looking at the three gold lines on the master's left shoulder, I guess the master has at least "lived" for more than 300 years, master, what's the point of living like this, I'm afraid of being discovered by the underworld all day long, I'm afraid of being discovered by the officials of others, and I'm afraid all day long."

"Hmph, what do you bring, although you are from the underworld, I may not be afraid of you if I really fight, my brainless monk is not something anyone can provoke, the master said, I have no brains, no annoyance, everyone in this world is afraid of fools, but I am not so stupid"

“......”

"I'm not afraid, Buddha, come on," he said, and was about to take something out of his pocket

"Hey! Feed! Guru! Don't, don't, your uncle's. Little monk" Zhang Wenshun hurriedly pressed the brainless hand

"If you don't let go, I'm going to call someone"

"Little monk, I really have something to discuss with you, help me do this, and I will give you a legal identity after the matter is completed."

"Rape... "I was going to shout incivility again, but I stopped immediately when I heard this sentence, Zhang Wenshun's head instantly had a black line, this wonderful, don't look at your virtue, grandma doesn't hurt, uncle doesn't love, there is a mole on his face, and there is hair on the mole, who can insult you?

"You're serious"

"Truer than Gold"

"Say, what's the matter, if I can do it, a definition is unavoidable, it is the duty of cultivators like us to eliminate demons and defend the Dao, do good deeds, and it is also appropriate to leave no name, and it is not too much to give me a legal identity after the deed, after all, we are also laborers, and we should be paid, otherwise I would not be too lazy to work so hard"

“...... Master" Zhang Wenshun said weakly, this monk is too shameless, this is simply tofu scum, no, tofu dregs can still feed pigs, this thing is the sand in the tofu dregs, looking at it.

"As long as the master can help us do this, I will definitely give the master a legal identity, as far as I know, [life stealer] is a taboo in the underworld, people have birth, old age, sickness and death, they will have a name and surname in the book of life and death, in ancient times, there were great supernatural people who went up to the sky, went down to the underworld, and could do anything, so the name can escape the control of the book of life and death, but that is based on strong strength, but [the life stealer] is different, [the life stealer] seems to be born without a name in the life and death book, and I don't know what the reason is, [the life stealer] is not old and immortalThere is no soul, only a body, no soul, but there is consciousness. It's just against the way of heaven, so the underworld will send someone to arrest the [life stealer], and generally if the [life stealer] is caught, he will directly kill it" Zhang Wenshun smashed it and smashed his mouth, and there was a sound. It seems that I don't understand. But go on