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"Lord of the Realm, I'm here to learn martial arts from you, but I don't want to learn jokes from you. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"What's wrong with learning jokes?" said the King of the Realm with a smile, "Wouldn't it be nice to make the world laugh more?"

"There's nothing wrong with making the world laugh a little more, but ...... What I need now is profound martial arts, strong strength, strong enough to defeat the Saiyans. Leping didn't bother to play any dumb riddles with the king of the realm, so he directly made his attitude clear.

"Oh, powerful, strong enough to defeat the Saiyans, hehehe. The king of the world still smiled so brightly, and in Leping's opinion, it was so much that people wanted to hit it with a fist. "Isn't it being taught to you?"

Leping was stunned, and remembered various versions of "Chivalrous Journey": "You mean ......"

The King of the Realm smiled and nodded.

“...... These books contain the secret of the Realm King Fist?"

The king of the realm fell to the ground with an upside-down onion: "Why do you think so?"

"Isn't it all like this in martial arts movies? hide the mantra and swordsmanship with the piano sheet (well, this is "Smiling Proud Jianghu"), so that everyone feels inexplicable even if they see it. ”

"Am I going to be so bored?" replied, rising from the ground.

Leping was silent, and said in his heart that I think you are just so boring.

"There's no such thing as a secret mantra, this is the joke record that I've come up with for many years, help me sort it out, and mark how funny each joke is. ”

The king of the realm demanded so stubbornly, Leping knew that he couldn't hide: "So, I'll take this outside and watch it while walking, is it okay?"

"You want to exercise while reading these notes, right?" The King of the Realm saw through Leping's intentions at a glance. Such a powerful gravity field on this planet, coupled with Leping's overweight load, is an incredible cultivation even if he walks.

"Can't you?"

"Of course not!" the king of the realm suddenly became very serious, "Reading a book (hasn't it been arranged yet?, how did it become a book?) is a kind of learning, how can you be half-hearted when studying?"

"Then ......" Leping asked weakly, "what if I read a book while exercising?"

"That one does. The King of the Realm breathed a sigh of relief, "It's good that you don't forget to study at any time." ”

So Leping went outdoors and began to "exercise and read books at the same time".

"Don't forget to rate it. The King of the Realm instructed, "I'm going to check it." ”

"Ah, well. Le Pingxin said that when the time comes, just score a few points.

"Won't you ask about the grading criteria?"

"Uh, five-point system, ten-point system, excellent medium-poor, or hundred-point system?" Leping asked while complaining in his heart: "Discuss this issue seriously...... I'm such a fool. ”

"Hmm...... Let's use the rank system. The King of the Realm suggested solemnly.

“......”

I thought that someone opened a certain chapter of "The Complete Collection of Cold Jokes of the King of the World", only to see that it was solemnly noted: After the appraisal of the famous joke master Leping, this joke is eight jokes......

Leping's heart: It's getting more and more like a fool.

"Senior brother, what are you looking at, smiling so happily?" asked Xiao Lin, who was looking for a restriction valve on his body when he saw Leping coming over again.

"Wow. Leping, who had already walked around the planet many times, handed over the booklet in his hand.

Xiao Lin took the booklet, read two of them, and laughed. A sense of accomplishment arose in the heart of the realm king in the distance: I really deserve to be the No. 1 joke master in the galaxy, a joke expert.

"Are these 'jokes' so funny?" Leping wondered.

"It's nothing more than a joke," Kobayashi easily stopped laughing, "It's just such a cold joke, and it's really ...... It's really ...... It's ridiculous. Who the hell came up with such a boring joke, and who was so boring to rate such a joke. No wonder you're smiling so happily, oops, laughing at me, hahaha......"

The black line at one end of Leping.

"Is my joke so boring? I'm sorry. "The ghost of the Realm King generally appeared behind Xiao Lin.

Kobayashi's laughter stopped abruptly: "Huh...... This one...... Lord of the Realm...... Of course your jokes are very good, you can see that Leping and I are laughing so happily when we see your jokes. ”

"Hmph! You are not allowed to eat at noon. "The King of the Realm gave the first order of punishment.

"Hahaha......" The Z fighters laughed together.

After talking about the punishment decision, the king of the world took the joke book from Xiaolin's hand and decided to check Leping's "phased results".

Looking at the general evaluation of "eight paragraphs" and "nine paragraphs" on the joke record, the king of the world nodded frequently: "Leping still has a sense of humor, and understands the essence of my jokes." These reviews are very accurate and to the point, well, good, not bad......"

"You typed those evaluations, huh?" Leping suddenly received a message from Xiao Lin in his mind.

"You think I want to?"

"Then you're still smiling so happily?" Kobayashi was puzzled.

"How can you not laugh? Doesn't that make you look like you don't have a sense of humor? Leping complained, "Look at those jokes that are not funny, and you have to rate them...... To be honest, I was on the verge of crying. ”

“...... You look worse than if I was hungry. Xiao Lin sighed, and wondered again: "How do you rate those jokes with grades, if it's just the king of the world, those evaluations should all be nine paragraphs, and at most a few eight-paragraphs, but I see that there seem to be seven evaluations, what's going on?"

"It's simple," Leping naturally introduced his "advanced experience": "Just evaluate it according to the degree of 'cold'." ”

"How 'cold' is it?".

"Specifically, if you just get goosebumps all over your body, that's seven dans, if you get goosebumps and your teeth tremble, that's eight dans, and if you get goosebumps and your teeth tremble, plus the feeling of holding ice in your arms with cold water, that's nine dans. ”

"You...... Do you just put up with these feelings and rate those jokes?"

"No, while enduring this cold feeling, you have to force a smile...... It's bitter!"

"Let's mourn and change. Xiao Lin couldn't say anything, "Just hold on." ”

"Just hold on?" Leping wondered.

"Ah, after all, the pamphlet has already been evaluated for more than half of the time. ”

Leping was speechless and said to the sky: Xiaolin, in the house, there is a whole box, and the numbers are all three digits.