280 people and cars changed

Others didn't care about Yang Shan's safety, but Lang Si and Niu Cannon were very nervous.

Lang Si saw that everyone else had snatched the money away, and his heart was cold.

The thin man snorted coldly and said to Lang Si: "Silly hat! Where is the money? Do you think it's so easy for us to steal once, we do this business, you don't know how bitter it is, as the saying goes, one minute on the stage, ten years off the stage, we practice stealing magic all year round, not only time, but also pain, it is a demonic training that cannot be forgotten, theory plus practice, I am not afraid to tell you, Lao Tzu once missed and was almost killed! From that moment on, I made up my mind! We must not make the same mistake again, Ah Liao and I almost didn't miss again, I didn't expect today! Just today! I actually let a young man go around! ”

The long-faced Ah Liao, who was still hijacking Yang Shan, said: "Not bad! It is true that we have paid pain that is not something that ordinary people can bear, but how can the pain wear off the ideals in our hearts! Our goal in mind is to be the world's number one thief! ”

Yang shirt was in Ah Liao's hand, but he didn't show much fear, he smiled lightly and said, "You have fulfilled a word!" ”

"Which word?" Ah Liao glared at Yang Shan, he was surprised that Yang Yi could still be calm, this young man's psychological quality is very good!

Lang Si knew what Yang Shirt was going to say, so he grabbed Yang Shirt and said before he spoke: "What other sentence can there be?" Isn't it what Sun Tzu said, do a line, love a line! ”

Niu Cannon sighed, he patted Lang Si on the shoulder and said, "Lao Lang, you ...... In the future, don't add the name of a military strategist in front of famous sentences, you can make it up! ”

Lang Si asked, "Apocryphal? Who is he? Could it be that doing a line of work and loving a line is what he said? ”

Ah Liao finally couldn't help but laugh sarcastically, he pointed the dagger at Lang Si, and said, "I really never thought that in this era, there are still people who have never gone to elementary school?" Big brother, didn't you go to school? ”

Lang Si said angrily: "What's wrong with not going to school?" What's so great about going to school, you count on your toes, there are a few amazing people in the world, how many have gone to school! For example...... Grandson! I ask you, did your grandson go to elementary school? ”

The thin man couldn't listen anymore, he wanted to raise the bar, he said, "How can my grandson go to elementary school!" ”

"That's it!" Lang Si nodded and said, "A great person like Sun Tzu has never gone to elementary school, why do you look down on people who have never gone to school?" ”

The thin man was angry and annoyed, and said, "! Big brother, you are really not ordinary and uneducated, I said, how can a grandson go to elementary school, that is, he didn't go to primary school at all! ”

Lang Si said suspiciously: "Yes, that's right, I'm talking about my grandson who hasn't gone to elementary school." Where did I say it wrong? ”

Niu Cannon coughed twice and said, "Lao Lang, in ancient times, there was no such thing as a primary school, and there was no school in ancient times." ”

Lang Si said: "That's even more right! Tell me that in ancient times, people didn't even have schools, but there were a large number of thinkers who influenced people's thinking, for example...... Grandson! Many of his wise sayings have been imitated by later generations and are still fresh today! ”

Niu Cannon was a little angry, he said: "Lao Lang, what do I say about you, although there was no school in ancient times, there were still teachers, teachers with apprentices, almost equivalent to schools, nothing more than the term "school" at that time!" And now, there are too many celebrities who have come out of college, like that ...... There are so many that I can't think of them for a while. ”

The thin man still had to lift the bar, and the long-faced Alyo roared: "Old terrier! What are you doing? What do you want to do? What else do you want to do? ”

The thin old terrier saw that Ah Liao was angry, and immediately calmed down a lot, he said: "Ah Liao, you can't blame me, who knew that this guy was so ignorant that it was outrageous, I wanted to correct his wrong concept, and I couldn't hold back for a while and discussed it with him." ”

Aglio said, "Enough is enough! The most important thing for us now is not to convince others, but to run away! We have lost our money, we can't do it anymore, people are in prison, then we will be empty, it is really the worst ending, it will be the most shameful one in the theft career of the two of us, when we die, in retrospect, we will be ashamed! ”

The old terrier understood, and shouted to the crowd: "You guys are all out of the way!" Get out of the way, or ......" halfway through the words, he stopped abruptly, only to see that in front of them, there were only Langsi Wagyu cannons, and the rest of the people had already walked away, driving cars, and seemed to ignore what was happening here, and it didn't matter to them.

Boom boom!

The old terrier turned his head to look, and saw that the chef boss was trying to push the prefabricated house in motion, slowly moving away from them.

The old terrier said to Ah Liao: "Ah Liao, everyone is almost gone, what should we do next?" ”

Ah Liao said to Langsi Wagyu Cannon: "You two, I am not interested in this young man of yours, I don't want his life, I can return it to you, but I have one condition, that is, throw the keys of your car to me, and we will have a big exchange of people and vehicles!" ”

The old terrier nodded and said, "Did you hear that, we are going to have a big exchange!" Hurry up and make a decision, I can give you time to think about it, but it can't be more than three seconds, when I count from one to three, if you are still hesitating, then I'm sorry, I'm going to be ruthless, stabbing this young man to death, okay, I'll start counting, one ......"

Lang Si interrupted and said: "Old terrier, don't count first, wait first, you don't have to tell the rules to count, I'm confused, I asked you, I threw you the car key, you can't throw the little goat into the car, even people with the car, you snatched it together, then we will lose the car again, and lose people, after all, the car is not mine, my buddy will definitely not do that." ”

Niu Cannon said embarrassedly: "Little goat, don't blame me, I'm not distressed about the car, it's okay to lose one car, it's okay, things outside the body, but I'm afraid that the car is given to them, and they won't let you go." ”

Yang Shirt said: "It's okay, I won't blame you." Yang Shan thought to himself, Niu Da Cannon will not be good in the future, but at this moment, he is still the same person, hey, it's a pity that he will ...... No, I already know what will happen in the future, so can I transform Niu Cannon, he has a good side in his heart, can't I try to amplify his goodness?

The long-faced Ah Liao said: "Old terrier, what they said is right, you should have a relationship with them first." ”

"What?" The thin old terrier wondered if his ears had heard it wrong, and he asked, "What did you say?" Alliao, you let me engage in a relationship with them? ”

Ah Liao said impatiently: "The world is so big, who can do nothing!" You just know what I really mean, so why bother chewing on words! Am I wrong? Hurry up, you play tricks with them! ”

That's pretty much it! The old terrier breathed a sigh of relief, and he said to the Langsi Wagyu cannon: "You have to listen well, the rules, I'll only do it once, let's pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other!" ”

"Pay?" Lang Si was blindsided and asked, "Delivery?" What do you mean, do you mean that if I give you the car keys, you will give us the little goats, this kind of exchange, like buying drug powder in a movie, is exchanged at the same time, right? ”

The old terrier said: "Yes, you know what I really mean, I didn't chew the words, it's not bad, the understanding is very high, are you interested in joining us, the basic salary plus commission, the probationary period is not responsible for the basic salary, high commission, more benefits, countless trips a year, and many holidays, do you want to consider it?" ”

Niu Cannon asked, "What is the base salary?" ”

"Three thousand!" The old terrier said proudly.

Niu Cannon shook his head and said, "It's a little little, it's not as high as the salary I have there, and if you work for me, you won't get at least 10,000 yuan a month!" ”

The old terrier's eyes lit up, and he said excitedly: "So you are the boss?" I don't see it, what is your company doing? If you still can't recruit people, what are the conditions? ”

Niu Cannon said: "Running transportation, is to drive a tractor, trailer kind, the condition, that is, the driver's license to A2, experience in more than two years." ”

The old terrier then became disheartened and said, "Just kidding! I don't want to do the tiring work of driving a big car, and besides, mine is a small book, and I can't do it if I want to! The old terrier then said, "Let's not talk too far, let's talk about our big exchange!" I'm ready to count now! ”

"Wait!"

The person who interrupted the old terrier this time was the long-faced Alliao.

Ah Liao said: "Old terrier, the conditions are not enough, in case the two people in front of us threw us a fake key, we pushed the young man to them, but we couldn't open the car door, and finally they ran away, the two of us are not far from squatting in prison!" ”

The old terrier was woken up by Alliao at one point, and he said to Lang Si Wagyu Cannon: "I almost made a big mistake, but fortunately the trouble hasn't brewed yet, blame me for being too real, I will believe that you and I are exchanging real car keys, okay, now just in case, you give me the car keys first, I'll go to the car door to verify, it's true, then we can exchange!" ”

Lang Si snorted and said: "Don't you think your suggestion is very unreasonable, let's take the movie as an example, you came over with money to exchange white powder with me, you were worried that the white powder was fake, and asked me to give you all the white powder first, then if I really don't want money, I will give you first, then you imagine, you have already got the goods in your hands, do you need to give me money again?" ”

The old terrier thinks about it, he has no new ideas, look at Aliao, Aliao said: "Then we will compromise, choose a method that everyone can accept, in order to prove the authenticity of the key, one of you takes the key to open the door, can be opened, then needless to say, it must be the real key, and then you raise the key above your head to prevent the transfer of the bag, and finally come over, let's have a big exchange!" It's foolproof! ”

Lang Si looked at Niu Cannon, Lang Si said apologetically: "Cannon, I'm sorry, I have to have an excessive request this time, I ask you to exchange your car with our little goat, I know that the car is yours, without the car, the impact on you is very big, you have a lot of loans to repay, the car can't be parked, not to mention the loss of the car!" And I, but I want to be strong, begging you to exchange the car for the little goat, I can't live with you, but I will make money to make up for all your losses! I ......"

Niu Cannon waved his hand and said seriously: "Lao Lang, what are you grinding and chirping!" What's wrong with not being able to make up for it, my cannon and you are not ordinary buddies, compared to the big cart and the little goat, the big cart is a fart! Didn't you say that who is that, grandson, there is a famous saying, things are dead, people are alive, things can be earned when things are gone, but when people are gone, they can't be recovered! My Niu Cannon thinks this is true, the most important thing at the moment is to save the baby goat, everything else is a special fart! Lao Lang, don't grind and chirp, the car keys are in your hands, go quickly! ”

Langsi's eyes were red.

And after listening to Niu Cannon's remarks, Yang Xian under the long-faced Alio knife was not shocked, he was touched, he didn't expect the future vicious Niu Cannon, at this time to be so generous, I really can't imagine how Niu Cannon's personality will split in the future? Yang Shan thought about it again, could it be that Niu Cannon had already started the idea of luring Uncle Lang now? A big car is indeed very valuable to an ordinary person, but for Niu Cannon's sister Niu Guangyan, it is really like a penny in her hand, will she have already explained to Niu Dacang that she wants to be close to Uncle Lang? This is conquering Uncle Lang's heart, when the time comes, no matter where Uncle Lang goes, Uncle Lang will not be able to erase this love, he wants Uncle Lang to owe him?

Yang Shirt fell into deep thought.

At the same time, Lang Si silently remembered Niu Cannon's feelings in his heart, he took the key and said to Ah Liao and the old terrier: "Look, the one who drove the car is this key, now I walk towards the car, I will go to the car door, you have to watch it!" ”

Lang Si arrived at the side of the car, pinned the key into the lock, clicked, the lock twisted, the car door was successfully opened, Lang Si closed the door, the hand holding the key was always raised in the air, then twisted back to the body, raised the key high, high above the head, he said: "You also see clearly, the key in my hand is the real key, there is nothing wrong, right?" So what should we do next? ”

Ah Liao and the old terrier looked at each other and smiled, they were sure that the key in Lang Si's hand was true, and the old terrier had no good way, look at Ah Liao, and wait for him to speak.

Alio said: "Very good, Lang Si, you go to our side, we keep a passing distance, you have to be clear, you can't have a little crooked thoughts, the thing in my hand is a knife, and what I want is not his life, it's a car, after we get together, I count to three, you throw the key behind you, as long as you throw it, I will push the little goat to you, and you can run!" ”