157 Extremely wicked
Gao Bao proposed to tease Feng Shilang in order to get closer to Wang Han, which has the shadow of Gao Yu. Gao Yu is like this as an official, he pays attention to the righteousness of the rivers and lakes, and if he is good, he will be rewarded with 12 points, and if he is bad, he will be put to death, mortal heart.
Wang Han thought about it, agreed to Gao Bao's proposal, and thanked him, this time there is Brother Lao.
Drinking and bragging that night, the good news came the next day, Feng Shilang was on the way home and the dung truck was with him, but he was poured dung on the carriage, and the smell was unbearable.
Feng Shilang was angry and reported to Kaifeng Mansion, and Kaifeng Mansion filed a case for investigation, but naturally Gao Bao could not be found, and only made it difficult for the dung team in the city.
Another night, the door of Feng Shilang's house was blocked by fecal water, and his family couldn't get out, so the angry Feng Shilang jumped to his feet and scolded Wang Han by name, saying that Wang Han was a bastard who was a bad bastard, and he was a woman, and this trick was not done by a man.
This matter was very fierce, Feng Shilang ran to Liang Shicheng to cry, asking the official family to make the decision for him. said that since the founding of the Great Song Dynasty, how have you ever seen a civil official being humiliated like this?
The carriage splashed dung can be said to be an accident, the door of the house poured dung, this is riding on the head of the, is tolerable, which is unbearable, the official family is not for the minister to punish this villain, the minister will hang himself outside the Xuande gate.
This incident was the ugliness of the court, which aroused the anger of the masses, and those civil officials who were not accustomed to Wang Han supported it one after another, and wanted the officials to deal with this matter seriously.
Zhao Ji called Zhao Tingzhi and He Zhizhong to ask their opinions.
Zhao Tingzhi naturally wants to deal with it seriously, this matter must be done by Zhao Lingwu, Feng Shilang and other officials have no holidays, only conflicts with him.
He Zhizhong remained neutral, and everything had to be investigated by Kaifeng Prefecture, and he could not slander at will.
Feng Shilang knelt on the ground and couldn't afford it, saying that the family could not become a family, and the minister did not dare to go back, so he could only kneel in the palace.
Zhao Ji was embarrassed, called Yin of Kaifeng Mansion, asked him to investigate strictly, and sent someone to guard the door of Feng Shilang to deal with the matter of pouring dung.
called Wang Han again and asked him, "But are you competing with Feng Shilang for a girl?" ”
Wang Han denied, "No, the minister will not do such a childish thing." ”
Zhao Ji snorted and taught Wang Han a lesson, "Lust Ling Zhi is faint, how many heroes in history are destroyed on women, you are the general of the Great Song Dynasty, it is up to you to open up the territory and expand the territory, and you must not waste martial arts because of women." Feng Shilang is now in charge of the construction of Gen Yue's house, and he is also my confidant, I have the heart to promote him, and I must not let him be wronged. The matter of pouring dung has been asked by Kaifeng Mansion to investigate, and the mastermind behind the scenes has been found, and I will definitely not forgive. ”
Only then did Wang Han know why Feng Shilang dared to prick his hair, it was the only favor of the official family.
Obey the order at the moment, and never dare to compete with Feng Shilang.
When he spoke, Deng Xunliang, Shicheng and others were watching from the side, and Wang Han was respectful and sincere. In the afternoon of the same day, the matter spread, and all the officials knew that Feng Shilang was more favored than Zhao Lingwu, and the incident of fighting for women should also come to an end.
In the wine shop that night, Wang Han also complained in public: "Mom, I didn't want to compete with Feng Shilang for a girl at all, it was that bastard who spread the rumors, grandma had a leg, and Lao Tzu was killed by the official cock and was angry." ”
Everyone laughed at him and comforted him, "Forget it, there is no best, Feng Shilang is also a good talker, go back and find someone to make a conciliation, have a drink, even if you are friends." ”
Wang Han thought that his words were reasonable, so he entrusted Zheng Juzhong's relationship mediation that night, sat with Feng Shilang, ate and drank, and called him brother and brother. Speaking of that Xu Yourong, the two quickly reached a unity.
Isn't it just a woman, just a plaything, how can you break brotherhood because of a woman? The first day of junior high school was in the Feng family, and the fifteenth was in the Zhao family, so it was decided so happily.
What a big deal.
Cai Jing shook his head, opened the roster in his hand, crossed Feng Shilang's name, and said to Yuanfeng: "Send some pastries to your uncle's house, tell Xiang'er, let her serve her aunt well, and don't cause trouble." ”
Yuanfeng complied and brought Cai Xiang's favorite pastries to the door to convey Cai Jing's meaning.
Cai Xiang screamed angrily, and was afraid of his father's whip, so he went to the eldest mother to discuss, saying that the official was messing around again, and he had a yin and yang face in front of him, although he was ugly, he was also an unmarried person, and this time it was even worse, and he wanted to buy a woman back.
This woman speaks skillfully, obviously jealous, but she says that she wants to uphold the family rules.
Li Qingzhao was also annoyed, but it was inconvenient to show it on his face, and when Wang Han returned, he took out a booklet and said: "These are all the marriageable women in Tokyo recently, they are all beautiful women, the officials look at the roster, which one you like, I will do it for you." ”
Generally speaking, men must take concubines after thirty, and most of those who take concubines in twenty will be scolded. When you are thirty, you don't need your husband to speak, but your wife will do it, this is the rule. Like Li Qingzhao, who came to take a concubine early, it was naturally used to express his dissatisfaction.
Open the roster to see, it is really a famous lady, and her father's official position is also the lowest three grades, where is this to give Wang Han a concubine, the daughters above the third grade are all wives, and the emperor's concubines do not dare to start from the officials above the three grades, they are all looking for folk women.
This is deliberately pretending to be a fool of the king.
Unexpectedly, Wang Han flipped through the booklet casually and said, "You can look at it." After saying that, I went to bed on my own.
Li Qingzhao was not lightly angry, he was not allowed to sleep, he had to make it clear, "That woman, you make it clear, I will run." ”
Wang Han said twice and asked Li Qingzhao, "Do you want to be a great female lyricist, or do you want to be a wife with a happy family?" ”
Li Qingzhao replied: "I don't want to do anything, I often have a heartache recently, I'm afraid that my life won't last long, official, you buy some arsenic, let me go early, so as not to suffer." ”
Wang Han glared when he heard this, "What? Painful heartache? That's amazing, come on, I'll check it out to see if there's a tumor. As soon as he spoke, the husband and wife had a fight, and Wang Han wanted to help her treat her with his mouth, saying that he would suck the star Dafa and suck it to get rid of all diseases.
Li Qingzhao couldn't resist it, he picked it up, he was beautiful, his bones were crispy, and he hugged Wang Han's neck and complained, "This is not good, you still have the heart to think of something else." ”
Wang Han became angry and called Cai Xiang to tell his grievances.
"He has a mother's leg, I don't know the surname Feng at all, he and Gao Bao are fighting for women, they have to blame me, I was scolded by the officials, and I want to ruin my reputation, saying that I am a barbarian, uneducated, I don't fight for women, there are two of you in the family, one is a sinking fish and a goose, and the other is a closed flower and a moon, who else do I want? But this is a matter of my reputation, if I swallow this breath, anyone can come and pinch me in the future, what else will I do? I'll make a shrunken turtle. ”
After finishing speaking, his hand shook, and he shouted to God angrily: "God, if you have a spirit, you can accept the slut surnamed Feng for me." ”
After scolding, scolding enough, stretched out his hand to stop the two of them, to send them to the bed, and pouted in his mouth, they were all a family, two sisters, and they were slept together tonight.
Both of them are from everyone's beautiful background, where can they be willing, they both feel shy, but they can't resist him, they are pulled to the big bed, hugged left and right, so unhappy.
At this point, the two knew Wang Han's true face, and he was really a womanizer.
Two days later, Feng Shilang ran to the thatched house at night and never returned, and after being checked by the servants, he was drowned in the thatched pit.
The drowning posture is very strange, the human body is lying on the pit, only the head is stuffed into the pit, and there are no other injuries on the body.
Wang Han's evaluation of this is: I couldn't think about it, so I swallowed dung and committed suicide.