Overworked?

Tang Xiao was immediately stunned.

And Tang Xin, who followed behind, laughed directly.

"Oh, my uncle, are you trying to laugh at me?"

Tang Long took a puff of cigarette and swept his eyes coldly.

"Is it that funny?"

Tang Xin smiled and waved her hand: "No...... It's not funny, it's because you're using too many words. However, Brother Jie and Sister Xiao are still young people after all, shouldn't you be crazy when you are young? ”

Tang Long snorted coldly: "I don't want to worry about it, the key is that they ...... That's too presumptuous, isn't it?"

"Anyway, I won't come here alone in the future, who knows if I will bump into the two of them!"

Tang Xiaoqiao's face tightened.

"Dad, it was you who changed the law to urge me to fall in love and get married, and now you are the one who thinks I am too crazy!"

"We are a legal husband and wife, we are free and unrestrained in our own home, what's wrong? The law can't control it, what else do you want?"

Tang Long was speechless in an instant.

"I ...... I'm not criticizing you! I'm just ...... Just embarrassed!"

"Who told you to come to the door without saying hello?" Tang Xiao sat down and squinted at Tang Xin, who couldn't help laughing: "Why are you still stunned? Why don't you hurry up and make me breakfast!"

"Huh, I ...... Alright!"

Tang Xin pursed her pink lips, hummed twice, and went to the kitchen with a little resentment.

Tang Long looked at Tang Xiao angrily and muttered:

"I just came to say goodbye to you, this trip to Europe will take at least half a month, I didn't expect it...... Hey, this also blames me for not thinking it through, the newlywed Yan'er should be like glue. ”

"But you must be careful, don't forget to take measures at any time, you can't get pregnant if you don't take out the warhead, if you are pregnant, even if it is painless, it will hurt your body!"

As soon as the words fell, Tang Xin in the kitchen suddenly smiled and said:

"Uncle, don't worry, they will be able to conceive, unless the sun hits the west and comes out!"

When Tang Xiao heard this, his face changed instantly, and he gritted his teeth and winked at Tang Xin.

"Why do you say that? I've read both of their physical examination reports, and there's no problem with pregnancy!"

Tang Long asked curiously.

Tang Xin glanced at Tang Xiao, and then smiled:

"Because they like to use 0.01mm ultra-thin models!

Moment.

Tang Long's old face turned red.

"You!!"

Tang Xiao was even more angry and wanted to hit someone.

Obviously, she and Wu Jie didn't do anything, but Tang Xiao talked nonsense like this, and it was clear that he was making fun of her.

After being stunned for two seconds, Tang Long blushed and smiled: "Xin'er, you really inherited your parents' genes, you are too shameless." How do you know what your sister and the others are using?"

"Whether it's rummaging through boxes and cabinets, or digging out garbage cans, you girl, you inevitably have no bottom line! Look at your sister is so ashamed, she has nothing to say!"

Tang Xiao stood up suddenly.

"Xin'er, hurry up and cook, I'll go and tell Brother Jie to get up!"

"Let him sleep a little longer! I'll fry him a few more eggs later, so that he can make up for his body, otherwise he will not be able to withstand the oppression of you, the female soldier king!"

After Tang Xin finished speaking, looking at Tang Xiao's eyes as cold as a knife, she immediately smiled and slipped into the kitchen to stop talking.

Ahem...... Ahem......

Thunder Man Thunder Language!

Tang Long was amused by Tang Xin, and wanted to laugh and scold, but he choked on the smoke and coughed non-stop.

After Tang Xiao left, he got up curiously and went to the kitchen door.

"Xin'er, how the hell do you know that they use ultra-thin models?"

Tang Xin, who was washing tomatoes, was stunned for a moment, then turned around and smiled:

"There's it in the garbage basket, I used several of them last night!"

Yes??

Tang Long instantly glared at him, as if he had been struck by lightning.

"No...... No, you little girl, you haven't been in love, how do you know this? If you have used, you can also see that it is ultra-thin? Let me tell you, if you dare to mess around outside, be careful that your parents will beat you to death when they find out!"

Tang Xin turned her head and rolled her eyes.

"Uncle, there is a box in the garbage basket, I am also a college student, I know a few words, is there any problem?"

"Huh......? That's it!"

Tang Long was embarrassed, touched the back of his head, and went back to the living room to sit down.

Several......

Box ......

Oh my God!

My daughter and son-in-law, this is too strong!

Shaking his head vigorously, Tang Long didn't want to dwell on this matter anymore.

And the other side.

Tang Xiao returned to the master bedroom, closed the door and walked to the bed, kicked Wu Jie's foot, and shouted:

"Don't pretend to be asleep, get up and wash up!"

Wu Jie instantly turned over and sat up, covering his crotch, "Ouch, is it easy for me to play a corpse?

"Can you exaggerate your expression a little more, does it hurt that much?"

"What about you try?" Wu Jie snorted coldly: "But you can't try it either, because you don't!"

Tang Xiao said with a cold face: "Don't talk about these useless things, let me ask you, Xin'er drugged both of us at the same time, why did I almost go crazy, but you didn't have anything at all?"

"Brother is a righteous gentleman, and he is not a villain who will be in danger!

Wu Jie lifted the quilt and got out of bed and walked straight to the bathroom.

Tang Xiao was about to refute, but was dazzled by the towering hill.

This rammer has never slept with only pants.

Hiding the murder weapon, is it trying to scare people to death?

Even if Tang Xiao's psychological quality is excellent, he is also a little blushing.

"From tonight onwards, we will sleep in our own rooms, I really can't stand your bad habit of sleeping in pants!"

Wu Jie smiled without looking back:

"You can't stand it, my brother was almost seen by you, but my brother feels that he has suffered a loss!"

Tang Xiao scolded: "You don't have a smooth tone with me, Dad is in the living room, be careful of being scolded later!"

"Hey, wait!"

Wu Jie smiled bitterly: "Can you go to the living room and help me get my pants back......?"

"What? You actually asked me to get your pants?"

Tang Xiao couldn't believe it.

Wu Jie smiled: "You can go to my room to find one, you can't let me go out to hang out in my pants, right?"

Tang Xiao pouted and said, "You dare to dangle in front of me with only pants, why don't you dare to walk in front of Dad and Xin'er?"

"Damn, can this be the same?"

Wu Jie urged: "You hurry up! I helped you buy sanitary napkins and pants last night, how active was your running? Why is it your turn, just procrastinating?"

"Wait!"

Tang Xiao snorted coldly, and then opened the door and went out.

As I walked, I suddenly realized:

"I said why did Dad suddenly have a cigarette, it must be that Wu Jie, this bastard, didn't hide it well!"

Back in the living room, Tang Xiao was just about to take away his pants, but Tang Long sneered:

"Wow, this kid is quite good at enjoying it, wear pants for you to take, so what about taking off your pants? Don't you want you to take them off for him?"

Tang Xiao gritted his teeth in anger, but he didn't bother to argue, and took it back without saying a word.

This fake marriage, this misunderstanding, is really getting deeper and deeper!

But there was no turning back when he opened the bow, so when Wu Jie finished dressing up, Tang Xiao immediately reminded:

"You go to the supermarket today and buy a box of that thing and come back, lest Dad think that we don't do safety measures. ”

"What's that?" Wu Jie raised his eyebrows.

"Pretend to be your descendants!"

Wu Jie said with a smile: "But I'm going to inspect a few subsidiaries today and I'm not available, why don't you buy them?"

"I don't know what size you use!"

"Don't you see that my brother wants to use a super large size? Why don't you measure it with your hands?"

"Get out!!"

......