165. Stick your head over, and my uncle will show you a baby
Many times, the throbbing of the soul comes suddenly at some point.
For example, seeing a person on the bus who can make you feel happy from body to mind, and then the soul roars and shouts to your own body, "You****** are a gay, stop pretending! ”。 For example, when I saw those questions that I had never met during an exam, my soul would cry unscrupulously and shout, "Hold it down, it's no drama this time." For example, after being stared at and shouting the imposing "What do you see", when you find a strong man weighing 140 kilograms and 1.9 meters tall standing up on the opposite side, and the muscles are like iron, the soul will tremble and whisper, "This is a......
This is the throbbing of the soul, not as evil as the literary youth say, and there is no need to go to the Potala Palace to cleanse the soul, let alone go to Provence to smell the lavender that makes people get a rash. The throbbing of the soul always appears inadvertently, shouting loudly in the heart without a trace.
And at this moment, the person who called himself Phoenix, after seeing the monkey master, there was an inexplicable voice in his heart that was repeatedly whispering in a very strange tone, "Shang!" Kill him! Kill him! ”。
This feeling has not appeared for him for a long time, especially when the monkey master's mouth is still very cheap and there is no boundary, this feeling is particularly strong.
He felt that his usual grace and calmness in front of this guy had completely disappeared, and the beast in his heart was about to chew the iron chains that bound it alive, and the desire to kill had gradually eroded his heart.
"You will be my prey."
He pointed at the monkey master, and a tearing sound burst out from his throat. After hearing this, the monkey master imitated and wanted to make such a sound, but found that the imitation for a long time finally only roared out a mouthful of thick phlegm......
"Your name is Phoenix? I think this name is not good, earthy and girly, and there is no murderous atmosphere, which makes people think of the dragon flying phoenix dance embroidered on the head embroidered by the old people in the seventies and eighties when they got married. So I think it's better for you to shortened your name directly, called Ah Feng or Xiao Feng. is not only good to listen to and remember, but also has a martial arts style, although it is a little worse than the names of Li Mubai and Lin Muxia, but those names are quick to be bento chickens, but anyone who calls Xiaofeng, Xiaobao, A Feng, and A Qing in martial arts novels is either the protagonist or an evergreen tree. That's why I ...... strong."
The monkey master spoke very quickly, he was so stupid and posing to chat with people, no matter from which point of view, he didn't seem to take this bottomless phoenix in his eyes.
Behind the monkey master, Ye Fei covered his forehead and said to the person next to him: "Who do I remember saying that after he wakes up, his temperament will change greatly, this big change?" ”
"Isn't the poop in his mouth?" Jian Gang sighed: "If I were the person opposite, I would really be mad at him before I even started fighting." That's. “
If you don't want to talk about it, let it go aside first, Phoenix is indeed going crazy, so he didn't have the mood to care about whether he should be called Ah Feng or Xiao Feng, but he went straight to the monkey master with a flicker.
"I'm curious, who gave you the courage to come and arrest me."
When the monkey master spoke again, he had already appeared behind the phoenix in the rush, and no one saw his movements, not even the Star Spirit Emperor, who was paying attention to the whole process, did not see the movements of the monkey master.
"Deprivation!"
Phoenix didn't seem to pay attention to what the monkey master was saying, and the moment the monkey master made contact with him, his ability was instantly activated. But...... I don't know when, the monkey master has an extra Jiangang in his hand.
This tactic...... It's not the first time that the monkey master has used it, and looking at his posture, it seems that he wants to normalize, become proficient and make this skill huge, and even after the monkey master threw the bewildered Jiangang towards the phoenix, he muttered in his mouth: "I see that you all shout, so I have to shout too, otherwise it will seem to be unimposing." But I haven't thought of a name for this trick yet, so I think it's better to call it 'Lao Tzu doesn't want to talk to you and threw a head at you'. ”
"Eat me" Lao Tzu didn't want to talk to you and threw a head at you!"
It's true...... He really shouted out, and the name of such a shameful move was shouted out by him like this. Then because the strength was not mastered well, Jian Gang was thrown to the wall like this......
This is very embarrassing, because even the monkey master didn't expect that the props he shouted would run away after being used once......
But even if Jian Gang can run, it doesn't matter, because the monkey master has already created his own combo, okay.
"Hundreds of shots, 100 shots, 100 shots, Jiangang shuriken!"
Jian Gang, who was already a hundred meters away, appeared in the hands of the monkey master for unknown reasons, and then was thrown out by him......
This move is actually more shameful than the move just now in Ye Fei's eyes, and Jiangang was also deprived of the phoenix at the first time.
"The construction of the three companies of migrant workers has just missiles!"
Jian Gang, who had just refreshed, appeared in the hands of the monkey master again, and was smashed by him on his thighs......
Everyone was embarrassed and laughed because of this guy's prank, but the Star Spirit Emperor's face was very serious, and she was staring at the monkey master's every move on the spaceship with the scepter in her hand, because every time he used such a shameful trick, the space particles would tremble violently.
What does this mean? This means that this unserious guy is using a special ability to attack, if what he throws in his hand is not Jiangang, but a real weapon, I'm afraid that the phoenix is already dead and can't die anymore.
"Unbeatable Jiangang floating cannon!"
"The sky is falling apart, the construction has just opened the mountain!"
"Jiangang is destroyed!"
"Eat my old Lu stick...... One Jiangang! ”
"The wind and clouds are rising, and the sky is shocking!"
Although Jian Gang was slow to react, if she couldn't react after so many times, she would probably be able to go to the Alzheimer's department, so with the shameful shouting of the monkey master, Jian Gang's angry scolding also resounded in her ears.
But no matter how Jian Gang scolded, the monkey master did not have the slightest look of pity for the jade, and the tricks became more and more special, Jian Gang has evolved from shuriken, darts, Dinghai Shengang, mortars, long swords, and nunchucks to Jiangang shock wave and Jiangang explosion......
Although the name is getting more and more painful, the power is getting bigger and bigger each time. In the back, the phoenix, which had already been beaten with life force by just relying on a Jiangang particle piercing head hammer, was out of breath and could only dodge but could not meet it head-on.
And he found a very peculiar phenomenon, that is, Jiangang ...... This poor little girl who is used as a weapon herself, her own ability can be arbitrarily deprived or given to others of ability and life, but no matter how she deprives this girl, her vitality is not reduced at all, even if the moment she touches it, the little girl is wiped out, but the next moment another strange name of the Jiangang series of moves will be used again, faster, more violent and more aggressive.
"Shame on ......"
Even Dia covered her eyes and didn't listen or look, because the monkey master's behavior was really perverted, frustrated and neurotic, Jiangang finally accepted her fate, you know, she could even calmly peel off a peanut and chew it in her mouth at the moment she was thrown out.
The world may have never seen such a combination...... Even the well-informed Phoenix was beaten into a stupid X by such an attack.
It's also funny...... A dignified life predator was actually beaten into two by a neurotic little girl who peeled peanuts in mid-air to eat. In addition to the ridiculousness of the world, he has even begun to reflect on life.
The little girl who was peeled peanuts was beaten to doubt what life was like, and today Phoenix understood it completely, and the throbbing in his heart began to change from a boiling will to fight to a sad wail with a crying voice.
"More rebuilding just impact!"
Suddenly, at the moment when the phoenix was distracted, the monkey master appeared on top of the phoenix's head with Jiangang in an instant, and then ...... The overwhelming Jiangang, that's right, the overwhelming Jiangang smashed down from above.
"Quick! Analyze the time it took him to displace just now! ”
The Star Spirit Queen's voice began to tremble, but after receiving the answer, her hands were shaking, and her face was full of disbelief. Because the instantaneous degree obtained by concentrating all the computing power on this battleship is converted to normal units...... 0.25 femtoseconds.
Quarter femtoseconds!
What is this concept? The distance he had just moved was about fifteen meters, and the time was a quarter of a femtosecond. In fact, the photon, which is recognized as the largest conventional speed in the universe, has a displacement of only 300 nanometers in one femtosecond, while the monkey master has traveled a special fifteen meters in a quarter of a femtosecond!
Teleport! Teleportation in the truest sense of the word!
This is the ability to travel through time...... No, it's the ability to control time. And all objects that exceed the speed of light, in fact, it can only move forward, which means that this man who just threw his little sister frantically down has the ability to manipulate the future!
Take control of the future! What a terrifying ability this is, others don't know if he Star Spirit Emperor can still not know? His monolithic may not be strong, but this ability is terrifying. How to explain it, in fact, this is not explained at all, this has probably passed from the scientific category to the philosophical category.
Completely inexplicable abilities, once when the Star Spirit Emperor chatted with several other supreme kings, he also joked that there could be no one in the world who had the ability to create things out of thin air. But today, the emergence of this future changer has actually overturned the inference that things cannot be created out of thin air.
If the future can be changed, then non-existent matter can be created out of thin air! And now that the change of time and matter has become a reality, there is a possibility that other people who have violated the law will appear next.
This...... As prophesied, it represents the coming of the end times.
Thousands of Jiangang were smashed on the phoenix's body, and then turned back into a Jiangang, standing beside the monkey master like that, as if nothing had happened, lowering his head and concentrating on peeling peanuts.
"How many do you have in your pocket?" The monkey master looked sideways at Jian Gang: "You are so serious, what about this fight." ”
"Eat?" Jian Gang took out a handful from his pocket: "When I changed clothes in the morning, I found that there was still a pocket in my pocket, and I didn't find it when I washed my clothes." ”
In fact, from this conversation, you can see what a rough girl Jiangang is......
"! You don't wash your clothes in your pocket, huh? What should I do if I machine wash my hand? ”
"I've washed it twice, so I bought Sony's, waterproof."
"You retarded."
Feed! You can chat, but the point of the chat is wrong! The Wind Howling in the Star Spirit Queen's heart, you have already committed a foul just now! You've both fouled! Please don't talk about peanuts at this time of changing times, okay? But...... What are peanuts?
That's right, in fact, Jian Gang also fouled, and the star spirit's sensors clearly couldn't detect her vital signs after she was scattered and withdrawn from her life for the first time, but ...... Right! Here's a but, which represents a turning point. But in the next moment, the magnetic field of life that belonged to her reappeared!
Who's going to explain that? If you can't explain beyond time, then you can always explain infinite rebirth. Although there is a similar super repair ability among the powerhouses, the Star Spirit Queen herself is a near-immortal existence, but it is also based on a certain amount of residual energy and immortal consciousness to reconstruct the body. But that little girl is obviously not this category, she is refreshing! Refresh ah, dear!!
What is the concept of refresh? That is, after completely destroying her, a new her will appear in the same position again, and her ability will not be reduced! It's a foul! Fouled!! You've all fouled up! It's all outside the rules!
In fact, according to normal theories and understandings, no matter how powerful an individual is, it must be built within the framework of the universe, for example, it must not violate the conservation of matter, the conservation of energy, and the equivalent exchange. Even if it is cheating, even if it is ****** cheating, it must be in accordance with the Basic Law!
It's like in a shooting game, even if it's cheating, you can't get rid of things like through walls, perspective, self-aiming, and invincibility, but if you play and suddenly brush out a tank in a game where everyone takes a sand hawk AK, brush out a spaceship in a game where you can drive a tank, and brush out a Hulk in a game where you can drive a spaceship, then it's not cheating, okay, it's simply tampering with the source code, dear!
"By the way, did you throw me just now?"
"Aang?"
Before the monkey master finished answering, the crotch was kicked by Jiangang from the bottom up, and although the monkey who did not defend Jiangang reacted to stress, he was still hit by Jiangang's toes in the lower body......
Ahhhh Sometimes I feel like I'm going to die of overwork.
During this time, I'm really too old, really...... I didn't think a person could be so unlucky that much. I just want to be a good person, why is that? (To be continued.) )