After listening to the old beggar's account, the four of us couldn't help crying and laughing. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Kuanzi said: "This kind of person, it's not easy for you to get rid of him, let's just kick him out of the car."

The old beggar waved his hand.

Tie Ying said: "The old beggar doesn't really want to dump him, but wants to save him." This young man still has parents to support at home, but he wants to become a monk, which is obviously irresponsible, we have to teach him a good lesson! ”

I listened and said, "Yes, I think this person is just lazy and lazy, and after a little blow in society, he can't stand it, so he wants to become a monk." ”

Tie Ying nodded and said, "Not bad." When Kuanzi arrives at the place, you wake him up, and you look at my eyes! ”

After hearing this, Kuanzi said: "Okay, all our actions are now under your command!" ”

Soon, we were in front of a cafeteria. In the car, the old beggar told us that this young man's name was Pan Qinfen.

After Kuanzi woke Pan Diligently. A few of us got out of the car together.

Pan Qinfen followed us and asked, "Where are we going?" I just seemed to be asleep in the car! ”

Hiroko said: "Don't talk nonsense, there is a boss who will take us to a big dinner!" ”

Pan Qinfen listened with excitement on his face.

Walking into the cafeteria, Kuanzi and I found out that the consumption of this place selected by Tie Ying is really not cheap, and if you want to eat enough, on average, it will cost at least a few hundred yuan per person.

After paying the money and choosing a seat, a few of us took the utensils to serve the food. Pan Qinfen didn't seem to come to this kind of place, and he followed us tremblingly.

Kuanzi said to him: "Don't be afraid, you have paid the money, you can take whatever you want, otherwise we will lose a lot!" ”

Pan smiled reluctantly.

After the food was served, several of us were at the same table, and while eating, we chatted.

Tie Ying asked Pan Qinfen, "I heard that you want to worship the old beggar as a teacher?" ”

Pan Qinfen glanced at the old beggar and said, "Well, I want to learn his handstand skills!" ”

Tie Ying said: "You won't be able to learn this skill for a while. If you want to learn this, it will take at least two or three years of hard work to build the basic skills! Do you think you can stand it! ”

Pan was silent.

Kuanzi said: "Actually, it doesn't take so long, I will do this too, if you want to learn, I can teach you, and I guarantee that you can become a teacher within half a month!" ”

Pan Qinfen glanced at Kuanzi suspiciously and said, "Really! ”

Hiroko said, "Hey, if you don't believe me, I can put on a show for you right now!" ”

As he spoke, he wanted to get up and perform a handstand. I quickly grabbed Kuanzi and said, "What kind of place is this, pay attention to the image!" You see, there are also foreign guests! I don't understand it for a while, I thought we were here to perform! ”

Hiroko then sat down.

I said to Pan Qinfen: "This brother of mine is a retired soldier, I can prove that he can definitely do a handstand!" If you want to learn, look for him! ”

Pan Qinfen said excitedly: "Brother Kuan, can you teach me?" ”

Hiroko said, "You have to tell me why you want to learn this!" ”

Pan Qinfen said: "I want to go to Zhongnan Mountain to live in seclusion, but now there is no travel money. If you learn this, you can perform, and then make money all the way! ”

Hiroko said, "I see! Do you have any relatives at home? ”

Pan Qinfen said: "My mother is still at home. ”

Hiroko asked, "The old man should be 60 too."

Pan Difen said: "61"

Kuanzi said: "Your mother is 61 years old, you don't want to make money to support her, but you want to go into seclusion!" What did she eat when you went to seclusion? She raised you so big, you don't think about her? ”

Pan Qinfen was silent for a while and said, "I'll settle down over there, and she will pick it up!" ”

Kuanzi asked, "What will you eat when you live in seclusion?" Where to stay? ”

Pan Qinfen said: "We can build a small hut and grow some food and vegetables!" ”

Kuanzi said, "If that's the case, I think you might as well go home and farm." Zhongnan Mountain is much colder than our Guangxi, and in winter, the snow covers the mountain, do you want your mother to starve with you at that time! ”

Pan Difen stopped talking.

Kuanzi said: "Chairman Mao said that labor is the most glorious. When people live in this world, they have to work, they have to work. Otherwise, you won't survive. I've seen a lot of college students like you, and the high is not low. I think even one of the waiters in this restaurant is better than you! ”

When Pan Qinfen heard this, he suddenly got up, picked up his bag and was about to leave.

Hiroko saw it and said, "Wait。。。。。。 And so it goes. ”

Pan Qinfen was so angry that his whole body trembled and said: "Although I don't have money now, I can't let you insult my personality like this!" I am dignified! ”

Kuanzi said: "Okay, you can leave if you want, pay your share of the meal, 300 yuan!" ”

Pan Qinfen's face turned red with anger, and tears were already rolling in his eyes: "I。。。。。。 I don't have any money now, but I promise, I will pay you back the 300 yuan when I make money! ”

Kuanzi said: "That's not good, where will I go to find you then?" ”

Pan Qinfen said with a crying voice: "I。。。。。。 Big deal, I'll give you this life! ”

Kuanzi laughed and said: "You tell me, why is this life of yours worth 300 yuan!" What can you do? What will you do? If your life is worthless, then what am I doing with it! ”

Pan Difen said: "Okay。。。。。。 I'm going to die right now to show you, you forced me to do this! ”

After saying that, I am about to rush over and jump off the building!

The old beggar grabbed him.

Tie Ying said: "After reading the book for so many years, you feel that you are only worth 300 yuan!" If someone gives you 10,000 yuan and tells you to kill someone, will you also go! ”

Pan Qinqin: "I 。。。。。。 I do not know! ”

Tie Ying said: "Okay, now I have a job for you, 3,000 yuan a month, including food and housing!" Would you like to do it? ”

Pan Qinqin: "I 。。。。。。 What it works! ”

Tie Ying said: "It's very simple, help me wash my car every night!" If you don't want to do it, you can jump through that window now, because in fact, you are living like this, and it is worthless to this society! Of course, from a humanitarian point of view, we will transport your body back to your old mother! ”

Pan Qinfen glanced out the window, then at Tie Ying, and then said, "I'。。。。。。 I can give it a try! ”

Tie Ying said: "There is nothing that you can't try, you can do it if you want to, and you can do it if you don't want to do it." It's up to you to choose what kind of life you want to live! ”

Pan Difen listened, and a glint suddenly appeared in his eyes, and he said, "I'll do it!" ”

When Kuanzi heard this, he quickly pulled Pan Qinqin to sit down and said, "Okay, since it's all negotiated, let's continue to eat!" This meal is not cheap, and it can't be wasted! At least you have to eat a flat book! ”

A few of us laughed when we heard this!