Chapter XVI Begging in the Square

Shaking his head, Wu Nu didn't think about those things anymore, after all, it had been so long.

"Master! Do you need it now? ”

Liu Mang's call brought Wu Fu back to reality,

"Oh? With what? ”

"Do you need me to treasure the urine of the twenty-three?"

"No, you can drink it, I heard that you are in good health."

“…………”

"Apprentice, go to sleep, I'm ready for tomorrow morning's plane!"

"Okay, master, why are you going?"

"I ...... I'm going to do business, do you want to be together? ”

Wu Fu suddenly said a little embarrassed,

"Go!"

Half an hour later, Liu Mang lay on the ground with tears in his heart, lying on the ground in the square with a blank face, covered with a quilt that exposed cotton......

A large white piece of paper next to the body reads:

"Save my brother, he is only 20 years old and he has leukemia, and he can't afford the cost of treatment, so please help people from all walks of life."

And Wu Fu, who was not idle, changed into his cotton coat, tied his legs with a rope, and crawled around Liu Mang with a black face......

"Kind big brother and sister, uncle and aunt, save my brother......"

I don't know if Wu Fu has a life, the lame man acts very similarly, he doesn't even move his legs, he just crawls around on the ground,

"Oh my God! Earth! Which angel sister will chop him to death! ”

Liu Mang was lying there, cursing Wu Fu in his heart!

"Thank you!"

A fashionably dressed beauty threw five dollars on the ground, Wu Fu hurriedly crawled over to thank you,

Liu Mang clearly saw this thing lying on the ground and looking under the beautiful woman's skirt! Observe****! That look, how obscene and obscene!

"Master, master,"

Liu Mang whispered,

"What! Don't talk, don't you see I'm busy! ”

Wu said angrily, disturbing himself to look at the beauty,

"Master, when you go to the square in the future, let's take a day! Tomorrow you lie down, and I will go and ask for money."

"The beauty of thinking! You're still young, and you'll have plenty of opportunities in the future! Why bother robbing with the master! ”

Wu Fu directly refused,

"Then I won't act, I'll stand up in my heart!"

Liu Mang saw that Wu Fu was getting happier and happier, and he was angry, the full man didn't know that the hungry man was hungry, he was a virgin, you are not a virgin, and you have to fight with me for such a good welfare!

"Lie down! Good! I agree! One day at a time! ”

Wu Fu saw that the goods were going to get up, so he would go to the gang and immediately agreed to Liu Mang.

In the end, the two of them rubbed until eleven o'clock, and there were no people in the square, so they secretly packed up their things and went home.

Wash and sleep, after all, I have to go to Guangxi the next day.

The next day, the two of them got up early in the morning, took a taxi to the airport, changed their boarding passes, and waited for the plane.

took out seven coins, the copper coin was not carried with me, so I could only make do with the coin, according to the star position, shake it three times, and throw it on the ground.

"Bang la la"

Seven coins were scattered on the ground, picked up in order, and counted according to the tips of the Book of Changes, after picking up, Wu frowned, according to the hexagram, it is not suitable to travel today......

"Not good to travel, not good to travel"

muttered in his mouth, so that Liu Mang heard it, and before he could ask, what should not be traveled?

A beautiful sound rang out from all corners of the airport

"Dear passengers, we are very sorry to tell you that your flight CY5438 to Nanning could not board on time due to weather conditions.... Please wait for the notification.."

"Recently, the hexagram has become more spiritual"

Liu Mang:

“……”

Yes, good things don't work, bad things do not work! This master is really invincible!

After waiting for nearly three hours, Liu Mang also received a bucket of instant noodles, and by the way, he also brought Wu Fu's share......

Liu Mang was a little hungry and ate the instant noodles of the two of them.

"Apprentice, Saion lost his horse and knew if it was a blessing, you see, although the plane was delayed, you ate free instant noodles!"

When Liu Mang heard this, he wanted to throw away the instant noodles in his hand! Is this a human talk?

Three hours later, the plane was finally about to take off.

Finally, boarding.

After Liu Mang got on the plane, he looked left and right, touching this and that

"First time flying?"

"Well, I think it's the first time that the head of Fumo Mountain has flown into the sky, and I can brag when I see my ancestors and ancestors in the future."

Liu Mang smiled sheepishly, he was really happy, twisting around,

"Sit Tight, Don't Move"

Wu annoyed that he didn't like to talk, and he really couldn't see it.

"Yes, Master"

Liu Mang still obeyed the words of the God of Wealth, and the God of Wealth also let himself get on the plane, and he was very grateful to Wu Fu in his heart

The plane took off,

Liu Mang moved again, his face was pale, as if something terrible had happened, and finally Liu Mang spoke, but what he said almost made Wu Annoyed jump off the plane.

"Waiter! I want to go to the toilet, where is the toilet! ”

With a roar, Liu Mang shouted at the flight attendant who was far away

"Wow"

The plane was in an uproar, everyone burst into laughter, the first time I saw someone who called a flight attendant directly, it was still a waiter!

Wu Fu saw that everyone was looking at his side, and he felt that he had become the focus......

"Shut up!"

Then I pressed the call overhead, and the stewardess quickly came over,

"What is the need, sir?"

The flight attendant said to Liu Mang

"I want to, go to the toilet, where is the toilet, I can't hold it back, is the instant noodles issued at the airport expired, ouch, my stomach is ......"

"Sir, the plane is in the ascending phase, the bathroom is temporarily unusable......"

"But I really can't hold it back!"

Liu Mang's distorted face said, his stomach gurgling non-stop,

"You bear with me! Otherwise, your salary will be deducted! Okay, beauty, it's okay, thank you",

Wu Fu covered his face and said to the flight attendant,

As soon as he heard about the deduction of wages, Liu Mang was scared! Only the eyes look at the nose, and the nose looks at the heart. endure the discomfort of the body,

After a while after the plane stabilized, Liu Mangfei went to the bathroom, and when he came back, he said to Wu with a sour face:

"Master! What a good plane! I also have free paper in the bathroom, and I got a lot of it back, you see! ”

Open his pocket and show Wu Fu, dozens of pieces of paper

“…… You're not going to get it all back, are you? ”

"How can you! Just take half of it, in case someone else uses it, I'm still ruthless and moral! ”

"Apprentices can really get by"

Wu Fu looked at the complacent Liu Mang and praised it.

"That's a must, yesterday the master took me to make money, I know that it is not easy to support a family, so we must be diligent and thrifty!"

More than two hours later, the plane landed in Nanning!

Then the two of them made buses, tractors,

After tossing for several hours, I finally came to Yuding Mountain, let Liu Mang lead the way, there was a lot of joy along the way, these two goods received the wrong way a few times, and finally arrived at Yuding Mountain before Wu Fu almost broke out, Yuding Mountain belongs to an ordinary mountain in Guangxi, the scenery is not beautiful, steep, and there are no strange stones and trees, and people are inaccessible.

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