Chapter 1: Shameless Magical Powers

In September, the autumn is high and cool, the fruits are ripe, and the animals in the mountains are feasting one after another, tasting the rare food concentration season of the year. Fat and fat girls are happy, these two pieces of goods, as the time of cultivation increases, the food gradually changes. Now not only bamboo, but also various fruits, meat, eggs, etc. have become their recipes, and their behavior is gradually moving closer to that of humans. Once Zuo Xiaoyou was reading a book in the gazebo, and the fat man actually ran to the stone bench opposite him and sat down, and ate his refreshments.

Seeing that the fat man is becoming more and more like a person, Zuo Xiaoright is quite gratified, although he can't become a fine after the founding of the People's Republic of China, but there is no provision that he can't become an immortal after the founding of the People's Republic of China! Fat and chubby chicks will definitely be reborn and become immortals in the future...... The worst thing is also fairy beasts and fairy pets, aren't you just not allowed to become a sperm! Lao Tzu became an immortal, what can you do to me?

However, Fat Big and Fat Niu are getting smarter and smarter, and gradually they no longer just stay in the panda house and eat and wait for death, but run to the village from time to time. Everyone in the village knows that they are pandas raised on the left and right, and they are willing to take some delicious things to entertain them, and those children always come to them to play with them, and they like to run to the village more and more.

It saved Zuo Xiaoyou a lot of food money.

It has been more than ten days since Zuo Xiaoyou returned, and the next world has been determined, it is a Hong Kong film called "Ghost Bride", and the protagonists are the screen CP Fa Ge and Honggu. This movie was filmed in 1987, when Fa Ge and Honggu were in full swing, and during that period, there was a saying in the streets: No matter how popular it is, no matter how popular it is, it can't be Zhong Chuhong.

It can be seen how popular the two are.

In 1986, Fa Ge, who has always been called the box office poison, turned over with the role of Xiao Ma Ge in "The True Color of Heroes", and changed from poison hair to fairy hair, and then the film appointments continued. And Honggu has always been very popular, and Honggu in this period is peerless, it is the best time in her life, and Fa Ge formed the CP of the big screen, this "Ghost Bride" is one of the works, and it occupied the eighth position of the year in the Xiangjiang box office list in 1987, with a box office of more than 20 million.

From the current point of view, "Ghost Bride" is really not an excellent movie, although the plot structure is relatively complete, the details are very loose, and the connection of many plots is very stiff and not smooth.

But the Fa Ge in the film plays a rotten boy who collects protection money very expressively, and Honggu interprets the sexiness in her bones to the fullest, the eyes, the demeanor, and the ass...... Ahem!

The most touching thing is, of course, Honggu's feelings for Fa Ge, in order to save Fa Ge, she gave up the opportunity to be reincarnated, and always accompanied an old, ugly and rude old ghost. Because in Honggu's opinion, as long as it is for Fa Ge, all the sacrifices she has made are worth it. This kind of relationship is even more touching than A Chinese Ghost Story. It's a pity that the director didn't make this movie well.

If it can be carved with heart, this can actually become a classic love movie, just like "People and Ghosts Are Not Over".

The funny thing is that this movie is still a movie directed by two directors, but the two directors worked together, but they didn't make the movie well. But looking at the life works of those two directors, it is understandable that they can be made like this.

A world with ghosts, a world where ghosts and ghosts can harm people in the world, is nothing to Zuo Xiaoyou, so after watching this movie, Zuo Xiaoyou enjoyed a rare leisure time in Liangshan with peace of mind.

Recently, there has been a big news at home and abroad. A company specializing in environmental pollution control has emerged, and various special environmental treatment function machines have been pouring into the market, making the environment in many seriously polluted areas in China have been incredibly improved. In particular, the exhaust pollution of automobiles in the capital has dropped by 99% with the installation of exhaust gas processors in various road sections.

And the polluted rivers in the capital have also been turned into extremely clear water sources by the effect of sewage treatment plants.

The sky in the capital is bluer, the water is clearer, the PM2.5 value has dropped to a negligible level, and the most important thing is industrial pollution, under the effect of various pollution processors, the domestic industrial pollution has dropped sharply, resulting in the domestic environmental index catching up with Canada, causing a sensation in the world.

It is a pity that the current company cannot produce nuclear contamination treatment equipment, otherwise the world's nuclear weapons will be changed from strategic weapons to conventional weapons. Although the greatest harm of nuclear weapons is nuclear radiation, its own destructive power is not comparable to conventional weapons, if it really becomes a conventional weapon, I am afraid that the earth's crust will not be able to withstand several bombardments, what if anyone goes crazy and the nuclear missiles are fired indiscriminately, and the whole world will be finished together?

Zuo Xiaoyou must not sit idly by and watch this situation appear, the nuclear deterrence that should exist still exists, people dare not be unscrupulous only if they have a sense of awe, and if people become unscrupulous, just like a sentence on the Internet: I am not a casual person, I am not a casual person.

Reverence is very important, reverence for our nature, reverence for our earth, if you treat her unscrupulously, it will only be you who will be unlucky in the end.

As the product continues to be put into the market and a lot of money is earned, naturally some people can't help but reach in, of course, this kind of thing can be handled by the terminators, and there is no need to worry about it. The only thing Zuo Xiaoyou is worried about now is that he is making too much money, how to spend it?

Learn from a certain national husband and say a pretending sentence: "I don't care if my friends have money, anyway, I don't have money"?

Alas! It's past that age. It's better to be down-to-earth and use it to study black technology!

There is the black technology of the entire "Doraemon" world in the left little right hand, as well as the black technology of the entire "Dragon Ball" world, it is not difficult to develop these things, but for this world, the explosion of science and technology is not a good thing, for the sake of balance, he always has to find a few suitable technologies to throw out, and the inappropriate ones are still in his pocket.

The things outside will not affect Zuo Xiaoyou's rest, and he still has very important things to do, continuing to organize, compile, and write for his mythical world, the workload is too great, and he can't really write it down in a few decades.

Fortunately, many stories can be written separately, individual gods and demons are independent stories, and these independent stories can be made into an independent movie, similar to Marvel in the United States, where various superheroes gather in one world, but they can all be taken out separately to be the protagonist of a movie.

Of course, Zuo Xiaoyou has to write the story from scratch, and the great god at the beginning is naturally Pangu, Pangu opened the world and killed three thousand chaos demon gods, and then the heavens and the earth were opened, and all things were incarnated, the original gods turned into three Qings, the essence and blood turned into ancestral witches, and the eyes turned into the sun and the moon, and the sun and moon gave birth to Dijun, Taiyi, Changxi, Xihe, etc......

The background of the flood is too magnificent, magnificent, much more atmospheric and complex than those myths and legends abroad, this is the bearing that **** Shangguo should have. Lao Tzu is better than you in all aspects, are you convinced?

Zuo Xiaoyou wrote essays when he was in school, and his writing has been praised by the teacher several times, and even published in magazines, but there are still some gaps compared with those writing gods, but after many worlds, Zuo Xiaoyou will also write about his experience from time to time when he reads, plus he has been a scholar and emperor in so many worlds, and his writing has been greatly improved, so now, his writing is needless to say, at least in this world, he can compare his writing...... Not much.

But this is the first time to write a novel, especially a super-long novel with such a magnificent and magnificent length, which makes Zuo Xiaoyou dare not be careless. Because once there is a bug in the story, many places need to be overturned and modified, which is very troublesome, and it is really no joke to spend decades writing this novel.

For example, how many years did it take the authors of the four great masterpieces to write them? It was a shocking time. This long masterpiece written by Zuo Xiaoright is longer than the four famous books combined, and there are many places that need to be carefully scrutinized, and it is unbelievable that ordinary people write this masterpiece, and they may not be able to finish it in a lifetime, and even if they are finished, there must be a large number of bugs. This is also the biggest reason why Zuo Xiaoyou will not use it for others to write.

I'm not targeting anyone, I'm talking about everyone...... It's all rubbish.

Zuo Xiaoyou has such confidence and arrogance, and you can only surrender.

"Brother Zuo, we're back." Zhizi's voice came into the study, Zuo Xiaoyou finished writing this sentence, put down the pen in his hand, turned his head to look at Zhizi and Xiaoqian, who turned the big bag out, and smiled slightly: "It seems that I bought a lot this time." ”

Zhizi and Xiaoqian went to Japan to sweep the goods again, and this time they brought back a lot of things: "What did you buy?" ”

"I bought a lot of miles this time, hehe." Tomoko smiled purely.

"......" looked at the disc covers of the piles of river crabs, and the left and right fingers tapped on the table, feeling that after Zhizi became sanctified, it seemed that all the bloodthirsty attributes had been converted to the aspect of the sexes, which was very violent.

"Sister Tomoko is getting more and more presumptuous." Xiao Qian's face flushed slightly, and she couldn't stand it anymore.

"I call it a return to nature." Tomoko said: "Although we are all ghosts, we are also all human, reproduction is the instinct of human beings, and sexes are eternal topics, and studying this kind of thing can make me more excited." After being excited, I can get a certain increase in speed, strength, and physical fitness, so why not use such benefits? ”

"Oh?" This is the first time Zhizi has said this, Zuo Xiaoyou and Xiaoqian were a little surprised, Zuo Xiaoyou asked, "Can you really improve your ability comprehensively by studying this kind of thing?" ”

"Of course." Tomoko said: "Ever since I became holy, I have felt this way, and after this period of research, I found that this is indeed the case, and I also have a special supernatural power. ”

"Magical powers!?" This is even more shocking, this kind of thing is not something that everyone has, even a saint does not necessarily have supernatural powers, for example, Sanqing does not have supernatural powers, and their sanctification relies on the creation of religion, not by supernatural powers. And Nuwa became holy by virtue of the supernatural power of kneading the soil to create people, and without this supernatural power, Nuwa would never have thought of becoming holy.

Zuo Xiaoyou himself doesn't have supernatural powers, but in the last world, he got a supernatural power to store water, and there was an extra space in his stomach to store water, and this space could continue to grow with the improvement of his cultivation. It's like the space of the Milky Way, it's quite remarkable.

Unexpectedly, after Zhizi became sanctified, he actually gave birth to supernatural powers, Zuo Xiaoyou and Xiaoqian were very surprised: "What supernatural powers?" ”

"Do you really want to see it?" I don't know if it's an illusion, Tomoko's smile seems to be getting purer and purer, and the purity makes people wonder: What are you doing?

Zuo Xiaoyou raised his eyebrows, although he felt that something was wrong, but it was okay to think about it, "Don't make trouble, if you have any magical powers, take it out and take a look." ”

"This is what you want to see, and it has nothing to do with me." After saying that, a scroll appeared in Tomoko's hand. Seeing this scroll, Zuo Xiaoyou was stunned, looking at the external style of this scroll, it seems to be ...... An ukiyo-e that Tomoko painted before.

Don't......

"Close!" With a 'close', Zhizi opened the scroll, and Zuo Xiaoyou and Xiaoqian's eyes flashed, and they saw that they had entered a world full of desire, in which they experienced one scene after another that made people blush and heartbeat. Although in the end, they were resisted by the two of them, and passed through this world full of temptations one after another, and finally walked out of this world. But as soon as she left this world and returned to reality, Xiaoqian was paralyzed on the ground, her whole body was trembling with high excitement, and Zuo Xiaoyou was also a little impetuous, her face was flushed, and her heart fluctuated.

"How?" Zhizi asked with a pure smile: "Isn't it powerful?" ”

"......" Zuo Xiaoyou and Xiaoqian don't know what to say? Tomoko's magical power is actually to introduce people to the ukiyo-e world she draws.,And the ukiyo-e world is not just one scene.,But there are many scenes like a game.,Pass the first scene.,Next is the second scene.。 These scenes are more exciting than the other, to put it simply, it's not that you can't get over it as a eunuch. Even if you are a eunuch, you may not be able to get by, because there are too many perverted things in Japan to prevent it.

Zuo Xiaoyou and Xiaoqian almost planted several levels, but fortunately, the two of them, a saint and a heavenly dao, finally passed the last level without danger and got out of that world. But the price is that Xiaoqian is paralyzed on the ground, and her left and right heart fluctuates.

It's all a reaction to that.

The most terrifying thing is that Tomoko's magical powers can be added through the continuous increase of ukiyo-e works, and the difficulty of wanting to clear the customs in the future will only increase. And once you don't clear the level, you can't get out of the world of ukiyo-e, then that person's essence will gradually be absorbed by ukiyo-e, enhance the power of Tomoko's supernatural powers, and absorb these essences to strengthen yourself.

Very terrifying supernatural powers...... It's just shameless. (To be continued.) )