Chapter 16: Grab the hydrangea
It is said that this Yanei is a real pickled nouveau riche with a high surname. Don't look good-looking, but he is a bad seed with pus in his stomach, he has nothing to do all day long, and he specializes in molesting good families and humiliating women, and he was given a nickname behind his back: Huahua Tai Sui.
It is said that public security in Tokyo has always been good, how can such a bad species be allowed to run rampant, this has to talk about his backer, and the forbidden army in front of the palace is commanded by Gao Yu.
As we all know, Gao Yu was appreciated by Zhao Ji because he played a good ball and became a celebrity in front of the official family. But I don't know what a tragic appearance Gao Yu was before he made his career.
Speaking of a piece of the past, when Gao Yu didn't follow Su Shi, he was also a little hooligan in Tokyo, who knew some kung fu, but he was not very proficient, he was a little arrogant, and he liked to flirt with women from good families the most. is good to die, when he was molesting women, he was met by Wang Sheng, the head of the forbidden army, and he was beaten half to death on the spot, and he lay down for three or four months before getting out of bed, and left a hidden illness - no longer able to do anything.
Later, Gao Yu made a fortune and became the commander of the forbidden army, and the first thing he had to do was to find trouble with Wang Sheng. However, after many years, Wang Sheng has already returned to heaven, leaving only one son to be the head of the forbidden army, called Wang Jin.
As a man, the most important thing is the crotch. Gao Yu has been in vain for decades, and finally became a master, but as a result, he has no function of passing on the ancestry, and this kind of hatred makes me feel uneasy when I think about it. Since he couldn't find Wang Sheng, he looked for his son Wang Jin to take revenge.
is also thanks to Wang Jin's good popularity on weekdays, and he was able to avoid a military stick, but he also knew in his heart that his father and Gao Yu had an undying hatred, and now that Gao Yu has gained power, he will inevitably kill his whole family. Therefore, he gave up his errand in Tokyo, carried his wife on his back, fled all the way to the west, and went to Yan'an Mansion to make a living.
After Wang Jin, whether Gao Yu can take revenge is a trivial matter, the most important thing is that he has no descendants, the forbidden army in front of the palace is in command, and the second-grade members have no descendants? !
This matter has become Gao Yu's heart disease, but after all, he is a nobleman, and someone has helped him think of tricks.
Gao Yu also has a big brother in his own family, the eldest brother has two children, the eldest is called Gao Tong, and the second is called Gao Bao.
is so happy, I can't be a person, I can't leave a descendant, it's not bad to have a nephew to pass on the lineage to myself, at least walk outside, and I won't be scolded as a dead person.
Gao Da brought his two sons to see Gao Yu and asked Gao Yu to choose one. Gao Yu said casually, but it turned out that the eldest nephew Gao Tong's head was a little round, and it turned out that one of his ears was cut off, and his face was not very good-looking. asked who cut it, and replied: It is the nephew of Zhao Ting's family, and his name has not been heard.
Gao Yu took this matter to heart and named Gao Bao as his son.
Since then, Gao Bao has carp jumped over the dragon gate and become Gao Yanei.
Earlier, Gao Yu also invited Mr. to teach Gao Bao to read and write, but Gao Bao was not born with that piece of material, and he played with all kinds of ghosts and mallets, and his eyes were black when he looked at the writing. Seeing this, Gao Yu was also very helpless, thinking that since his son was not the material for studying, he pinned his hopes on his grandson. And he thought, "If the son is not wise, then he should marry a wife who is awake."
It just so happened that Li Qingzhao, the first woman in Tokyo, became famous, and Gao Yu asked someone to propose marriage, but she ran into a gray nose.
To say that the relationship between Gao Yu and the Li family should not be treated like this. Gao Yu worked as a scholar under Su Shi, and Li Qingzhao's father Li Gefei also worshiped Su Shi as a bachelor, both of whom were members of a faction, and they usually greeted each other. Gao Yu now has the emperor's grace bonus, Li Gefei is just a secretary, he has no power and no power, and it is said that he went to propose nine out of ten, but he was disgraced.
Gao Yu thought about it, but he was afraid that his son would not have that blessing, so he would give up. But since Gao Bao Gao Yanei saw Li Qingzhao, he couldn't let go of it, and said to people many times that he should marry Li Qingzhao when he married a wife - he didn't fancy Li Qingzhao's talent, his original words were: The little lady of the Li family was born well, not only with a beautiful face, but also with a chest, a belly, a thin waist and a big hip bone, and it must be moisturized when she falls on the bed.
He had such an idea, but he was just talking about it, thinking that there was no hope in this life, but where did he think that Li Dacai wanted to throw hydrangea to choose a family, and he was in a hurry, and discussed with his relatives around him, and had a countermeasure.
On the day when Li Qingzhao threw the hydrangea, he found a few good hands to blend into the crowd, stood up in all directions, and grabbed the hydrangea when it fell, and handed it to himself.
In this way, the little lady of the Li family has rightly become her own bedding.
If you want to find a good hand, there are many people under my father's account, Lu Qian and Lu Yuhou are good helpers, I heard that Gao Yanei planned, and found more than ten people to practice with a hairball half a month in advance, using authentic kicking techniques, in order to get the hydrangea in hand today.
Before the main master came out, Lu Qian gave a guarantee to Gao Yanei, no matter what, it was Yanei who hugged the beauty.
But it was said that when noon arrived, the door of the corridor on the third floor of Fengle Building opened, and everyone immediately surged, shouting, looking up, to see how pretty the little lady of the Li family was.
The door opened, and the first to come out were two pink-clothed maids, both of whom were fifteen or sixteen years old, with a lovely and white appearance, which attracted everyone's eagerness, their eyes widened, and their hearts hung in their throats.
Lu Qian, who was in the distance, introduced to Gao Yanei in a low voice, "The two gentlemen above are not ordinary, the older one is Chao Buzhi, and the one in his fifties is Zhou Bangyan. ”
Gao Yanei didn't know a few big characters, so he raised his eyebrows and asked, "What are they doing?" ”
Lu Qian was slightly embarrassed and explained: "Chao Buzhi is the first of the four scholars of Sumen, and Zhou Bangyan is the number one lyricist today. ”
After speaking, Gao Yanei was still ignorant, so Lu Qian changed his words, "They are here to help Li Qingzhao suppress the formation." ”
Although Li Qingzhao is young, his works are slightly more popular, and the level of the two songs is even more like a dream, especially in Tokyo, where the literary style is strong, and he is mostly respected by the literati.
Don't mention anything else, let's just say Li Qingzhao's circle of friends, the fourth bachelor of Sumen she doesn't know? Her father Li Gefei is also one of the four scholars of Later Sumen. Not to mention that those old guys are all fifty or sixty years old, when they see Li Qingzhao, they also call Mr. Li in a proper manner, and the one who appreciates Li Qingzhao the most is Zhang Lei, who is a year-old friend with Li Qingzhao.
The literati of the Great Song Dynasty have their own style and bones, and they only look at the level of talent when making friends, they are friends, of course, they must help each other, Mr. Li throws hydrangea and chooses a husband is such a romantic thing, how can he not find two heavyweights to press the formation.
Zhou Bangyan is a poet of the Wanyue faction, and in terms of the evaluation of later generations, his words are not as good as Li Qingzhao, so Li Qingzhao is a representative of the Wanyue faction, the word sect. Zhou Bangyan can only rank second, third and fourth, and there are Liu Yongqin and others in front of him. But at this time, Qin Guan and Liu Yong have all turned into immortals, and there is only one banner left for Zhou Bangyan, and there is no newcomer to the successor, and there is also Li Qingzhao, Zhou Bangyan, as the representative of the graceful lyricist, does not want to help.
The two great writers sat down, and only then did Li Qingzhao, who was dressed in a red robe, come out shyly, and the crowd cheered and howled.
Li Qingzhao was born gorgeous, and today he was specially dressed up, so he is naturally eighteen points handsome. The people downstairs only saw her pink face like snow and eyebrows like daisy from afar, and the rest was her curly figure, which was really too fat and too thin.
When people came out, it was only a little blessing, and the crowd was so excited that they couldn't help themselves, and there were countless people shouting loudly, and there were those who were bold and already called themselves women.
Gao Yanei in the distance was even more staring, his eyes were bulging, and his saliva was about to drip out, and he hurriedly greeted Lu Qian, "Hurry up, the little lady is out, let everyone go up and squeeze in." ”
Needless to say, the moment Mr. Li appeared on the stage, the people who were watching from the periphery quickly squeezed over, all of them squeezed to the middle position to find the best position. For this reason, it also caused many quarrels, pushing, and abuse.
The surrounding forbidden troops also made a commotion, they were ordered to maintain order, but looking at the popularity of this scene, they all sweated in their hearts, afraid that they would rush up and cause trouble.
Li Qingzhao was also taken aback, stuck out his tongue and sighed: "So many people?!" ”
Zhou Bangyan said with a smile: "It should be like this, if there are few people, wouldn't it be a loss of face for everyone Li." ”
Chao Buzhi also stroked his beard and smiled.
Li Qingzhao was a little drumming in his heart, standing on the porch and looking down, there was a dense layer of human heads, and he couldn't see who was who at all, let alone where the person he was looking for was.
Just as he was hesitating, a whistle sounded in the distance, Li Qingzhao looked up, but saw that on the second floor of the Lubei Goods Store, there was a handsome and white handsome young man, who was also dressed in red, but he was dressed in a strong suit.
But when I saw him, he had a long shirt with a standing collar, wrist guards and arrow sleeves, a palm-wide red belt, high boots of calfskin, a red diamond floating on his chest, and two iron claws hanging from his waist. Give a silver gun, that is Zhao Yun is alive, and Luo Cheng is reborn. instantly messed up Li Qingzhao's eyes, biting his lip at him, and secretly agreeing.
That's not someone else, it's Wang Han himself.
Seeing Wang Han appear, Li Qingzhao's heart stabilized, his task had been completed, and he would watch Wang Han's performance next.
At that moment, he signaled to Xiao Er, who was on standby next to him, and a gong sounded in Xiao Shuangzhong, which shocked everyone, and then opened his mouth and sang loudly: "The auspicious time has come!" ”
With the words, Li Qingzhao slowly turned around, turned his back to the crowd, took the hydrangea from the plate in the maid's hand, and took a deep breath.
Close your eyes and throw it.
Everyone downstairs was silent for a long time, all eyes were staring upstairs, and everyone raised their hearts to their throats, especially when they saw Li Qingzhao turn around and throw his back to everyone, which was even more exciting.
It turned out that the rumors were true, Li Qingzhao really threw them casually, whoever hit them was whoever he hit, and he didn't even bother to pick them.
Seeing the big red hydrangea falling from the third floor, the crowd exploded in an instant, and there was that skillful one who had already stood out from the crowd and leaped up to fight the hydrangea.
What's more, jump up directly, step on everyone's shoulders, and gather at the place where the hydrangea falls.
Even Wang Han was surprised by this face, and thought that today's things were simple, and it turned out that the people who received the hydrangea were also full of masters, and looking at their jumping movements, it was obvious that they had practiced for many years.
Wang Han didn't dare to be careless, and also jumped down from the railing on the second floor, stepping on the heads of the people below and running forward, holding a breath in his heart, that is, he must not let the ball fall into the hands of others.
The most worrying thing about making this plan is Li Qingzhao, throwing hydrangea is nonsense, in case it is picked up by others, what should I do?
Wang Han patted his chest and promised, as long as I live, I will not let the ball fall into the hands of others, you just close your eyes and throw it, throw it casually, no matter where you throw it, the hydrangea will eventually fall into my hands.
The cowhide blew loudly, and it was not easy to really do it.
Wang Han walked on people's heads here, and there were good hands rushing out everywhere, and his movements were only faster than Wang Han's.
Seeing that the hydrangea was about to fall into the hands of others, Wang Han was anxious, and with a move forward, the iron claws flew out.
Seeing that the hydrangea was about to fall into the hands of a thin man, the man's mouth was already grinning, but unexpectedly, an iron claw flew in the middle of the road and grabbed the ball away.
I thought that Hydrangea would follow the iron claw, but who knows, halfway out of the way to bite the gold, a big hand protruded from the crowd and intercepted the ball in the middle of the road.
Wang Han was shocked, and involuntarily shouted:!
After roaring at the acceleration under his feet, he was about to pounce on it to grab the hydrangea, but someone outside the crowd shouted: "Here! ”
The hydrangea turned into a red light and spread outward, and that action reminded Wang Han of the basketball game in later generations.
It's another sigh of relief!
Wang Han was shocked into a cold sweat, and after a lot of calculations, he didn't expect that someone was a gang who committed a crime, and there was an organized and disciplined person to snatch the hydrangea.
For a while, the crowd was surging, all chasing the direction of the ball, and a group of people fell in an instant.
Wang Han didn't dare to be careless, and made three or five big strides and leaped forward, chasing into the distance. Seeing that he was about to get to the hydrangea, the guy made a grimace at Wang Han and shouted, "Catch the ball." ”
The ball flew in the other direction.
Wang Han was furious, exploded his lungs, and continued to run forward, not slowing down in the past, and said in his mouth: "Catch the ball of the mud horse." ”
With the scolding, a big foot drove out, kicked the guy's face, and kicked it away.
Wang Han can't stand being teased the most, a good play directed by himself, but let others be in the limelight, it's no wonder that he can be happy. is also pressed for time, he has to chase the ball, otherwise it is not as simple as kicking, it must be killed quickly.
After kicking the person, he walked, didn't look at it, and ran after the ball.
Seeing that someone was about to catch the ball, a stone flew out of Wang Han's hand, hitting the wrist of the guy, and he groaned in pain, but the ball was not received and flew over.
At the same time, the guy shouted: "Lu Yuhou helper." ”
The hydrangea rolled down in the distance, and seven or eight hands came to grab it, all lifting the ball high and stopping each other. There was a young man with a black face who fought bravely, and a fierce man rushed out, holding the ball with both hands, and shouting in his mouth, I grabbed the ......
When the words didn't come out, he was silent, and the person fell down, and at the same time, the hydrangea in his hand flew high.
Wang Han stood on the crowd and watched it clearly, and a majestic and mighty man stabbed the kid in the back of the waist, giving Wang Han a surprise and six souls ascending to heaven.
It's just a matter of snatching hydrangeas, and you can kill people?
When the strong man looked up, Wang Han was even more surprised, it turned out to be Lu Qian, a slut.