162 Take off your pants
Yang Shan didn't understand what Mu Lanqi was saying at all, but she put a sharp dagger on Mu Zifei's neck, which really disgusted him, and he said: "Grandma, I don't know what kind of fart you are putting on, but you treat Fei Fei like this, I think you are really pitiful!" She loves you so much, but you want to kill her? ”
Mu Lanqing snorted and said: "You milky people, what qualifications do you have to talk about, love, this word, when you reach my age, you will know that the most ridiculous thing in the world is love, love, is the ideological shackles that the emperor will bring to the people in order to rule the people, love?" That's a beautiful fantasy, filial piety? That's a ghost principle set up for the stability of the country, you are also a person who has read books, in history, which emperor of a dynasty did not promote benevolence, righteousness and filial piety, but which emperor can do it, kill each other for the throne, there are 3,000 beauties in the harem, who did he respect? He can't do it himself, but you can imagine that the big truth is done by stupid people! Those who don't play cards according to the routine are the big winners in life! I, Mu Lanqing, have seen through it, and there is only one truth that applies since ancient times, that is, people don't destroy the heavens and the earth for themselves! ”
Yang Shan gritted his teeth and said: "Old woman, you are hopeless, your life is really a failure, you don't know love, you no longer have any meaning in living, haven't you thought about it, when you die, no one will be sad and cry for you, don't you think you died very desolate?" ”
"Dead? Dreariness? Mu Lanqing felt that she was no longer able to communicate with Yang Shan, "Stinky boy, the people of my Satuomen have never been afraid of loneliness, but they are lonely walkers, we have not yet been dead, it is because we are lonely, our loneliness is all for, eternal life!" ”
Yang Yi patted his pocket and said, "The eternal life you said has something to do with the stones in my pocket?" Do you want to live forever? ”
Mu Lanzhen said: "Yes, the eternal life I am talking about does have a great deal to do with the stone in your pocket, but I am not for the sake of eternal life for myself, but for the eternal life of my Satuo Gate, open the door of death, and bring the dead back to life!" ”
"Resurrection of the dead?" Yang Shan was even more incomprehensible, "The deceased, who are you referring to?" ”
Mu Lanqi shook her head and said, "You already know too much, enough is enough, you better start making a choice, either I will kill Mu Zifei and you will live, or, you will die!" Mu Zifei is alive! ”
Yang Shi sneered, his eyes were full of resentment, and he said, "Old woman! The reason why you want me to die is not for my little stone, right? You are afraid, I don't die, you can't snatch it! ”
Mu Lanqing said: "You are very right, I have walked nine hundred and ninety-nine steps, only one step away, this step, if I don't make it today, then I have lived in vain in this life, and I will not be blind when I die!" ”
Yang Yi said: "Okay, that is to say, if I take out the stone and give it to you, then you will no longer embarrass me and Fei Fei?" ”
"But......" Mu Lanyu wondered, "but can you take out the stone yourself?" She began to be suspicious again, couldn't Yang Shan take out the things, was it pretended?
Yang Shan took a deep breath and said, "Okay! I'll give you ......."
These words made Mu Lanyu stunned, and Mu Zifei was also stunned when she heard it, what did Yang Shi mean by this, he could take out the stone? He's split-personality, perverted, and takes pleasure in teasing people?
I saw Yang Shirt put his hand in his pocket, but he didn't pull it out again, he seemed to be using all his strength, and his face was flushed.
"What the hell!" Mu Lanqing's true nature is undoubtedly exposed, and all the hypocrisy has been fully revealed, "I make my wife happy for nothing, after a long time, you still can't take out the stone, don't grind it anymore......"
Yang shirt grinned, but that hand was disobedient, he used his other hand and began to punch his other arm, and said bitterly: "Why, why are you disobedient, now is the moment of life and death, what is the use of what I want your arm?" I'll cripple you! ”
Mu Lanqi felt that Yang Shan's self-harm was terrible, Mu Zifei had an idea and said, "Stop fighting!" Elder brother! You can try something else! ”
"Something else?" Mu Lanqing asked her in surprise.
Yang Shan stopped, gasped, and asked, "What else can be done?" ”
Mu Zifei said, "Brother, you take out your hands first, don't take the stones." ”
Yang Shan listened to Mu Zifei, but at this time he realized that he had just hurt himself a little ruthlessly, and the arm that was digging out the stone was so painful that he couldn't move.
Mu Lanqing's eyes widened and said, "If you don't take the stone now, you can't take it out?" ”
Yang Shirt was sweating profusely and said, "No, no, it's that I was a little ruthless just now, and my arm hurts......"
Mu Lanyu glared at Yang Shi angrily, the dagger had been shallow into Mu Zifei's neck, and the blood from the flesh flowed out slightly, she said, "Old woman, I don't have time to play with you!" If you grind again, then I will let Mu Zifei die, without hesitation! ”
"I'm fine, I'll take my hands out!" Yang Shan's arm couldn't be strengthened, so he had to pull his arm out with the other hand, his hand was empty, and obviously the stone was still in his pocket.
Mu Lanqing said: "Okay, Feifei, you can quickly explain your way." ”
Mu Zifei said: "I think, since the stone can't be taken out of the pocket, it is better to dig it out without your hands......
"Don't dig it by hand?" Mu Lanqing was puzzled, "Then what to dig with, use something else to dig, won't the little goat stop it?" ”
Mu Zifei said: "You don't need to use your hands, and you don't need anything else to dig out, I think, the stone is in my brother's trouser pocket, it's better to let my brother take off his pants, and after taking them off, throw them away, in that case, grandma, you can go to your pants and take out the stone yourself." ”
Mulan Qi? He said, "Yes, little goat, as soon as you touch the stone, your hand will be out of control, but when you take off your pants, your hand will not touch the stone, you can give it a try, and when the time comes, throw away your pants, isn't it equivalent to throwing a stone, this idea is great, little goat, you take off your pants quickly!" ”
"Take off your pants?" Yang Shan suddenly felt a little embarrassed, but no matter how embarrassed he was, he could only do this, his aching arm was slightly better, and he said, "Okay, I'll take off ......"
Yang shirt slowly untied the belt with both hands and opened the zipper, although at the moment of life and death, but let the two women see themselves take off their pants, it is inevitable that there will still be some shyness, thinking about it like this, the face is already red, both hands are stunned, but where can I take care of the face, so I continue to take it off, his briefs are undoubtedly revealed.
Mu Lanqing's expression didn't change in the slightest, and Mu Zifei couldn't help but glance at Yang Shan's green underwear twice, then glanced to the side, not daring to look at it again, her heart was beating faster.
The result is really like what Mu Zifei said, Yang Yi didn't touch the stone in his pocket, his hands would not lose control, he passed his pants over his feet, took them off, pulled his shirt to cover his underwear, and then threw his pants away, and his pants fell five meters away.