Chapter 8 Cause and effect, Guanyin confusion
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"Amitabha." Fahai said: "Who has the donor been to the house recently?" ”
"Except for the fact that I just got married a few days ago, no one has come." Left and right said lightly.
"That's it." Fahai looked at him and said, "Donor, can you let the old man see Mrs. Zun?" ”
"Heh......" Zuo Xiaoyou sneered: "I can't do it!" ”
Fahai: "......"
Seeing that the left and right were obstructing in every way, Fahai gradually became angry: "The donor is not afraid that Mrs. Ling is a monster?" ”
"Youkai?" Zuo Xiaoyou smiled and said: "Don't say that my lady is not a monster, even if it is a monster, it is also the most beautiful monster in the world, I like it tightly." How are you staying? ”
Fahai was so angry that his face turned green: "Amitabha, the donor is so obsessed that he can't say that the old man wants to be transformed." ”
"If you say it, you can do it, is this what people in Buddhism do?" Zuo Xiaoyou sneered: "It's really disgusting. ”
"Amitabha, it's useless to talk too much." Fahai raised his staff and pointed it to the left and right.
Originally, Fahai wanted to point to Zuo Xiaoyou's acupoint and lose his ability to move, but between the lightning and flint, Zuo Xiaoyou slapped his hand on the Zen stick. The next moment, a huge force came, Fahai's complexion changed drastically, he took three steps backwards, and the Zen staff in his hand was almost thrown away.
Fahai's calm expression disappeared completely, and he looked at Zuo Xiaoyou in shock: "You ......"
Zuo Xiaoyou's eyes narrowed, and he said lightly: "Snake catcher, do you remember the person who saved the little white snake back then?" ”
"You-" Fahai's expression changed drastically, he carefully looked at Zuo Xiaoright's face, and gradually, he merged with the white-clothed scholar 1,700 years ago: "It's you!?" ”
Zuo Xiaoyou smiled faintly: "It's me." ”
"You survived!" Fahai was unbelievable.
"You can all survive, why can't I?" Zuo Xiaoyou said lightly: "To tell you the truth, my lady is the little white snake that was almost killed by you back then, and now we are living very well, I hope you don't bother." You also understand that you are not my opponent, and if we join forces as husband and wife, you will only be dead. Fahai, do it yourself. ”
In the face of the threat from Zuo Xiaoyou, Fahai's complexion changed several times, and finally he said a little hideously: "The six relics elixir that the Jade Emperor rewarded Lao Wei with back then, which can help Lao Wei achieve positive results six hundred years in advance, but he doesn't want to be swallowed by the white snake spirit, how can Lao Wei be willing to do this kind of hatred!" ”
"It's just a six-hundred-year elixir, it's nothing." Zuo Xiaoyou said lightly: "That's it!" That white snake is already my mother, and I will bear the cause and effect of her and you. ”
When the words fell, a white jade porcelain bottle appeared in the left small right hand, and said: "There are three three-turn golden pills in this bottle, each of which can be worth three hundred years of cultivation, and these nine hundred years are exchanged for your six hundred years, can you accept it?" ”
Fahai's eyes widened: "Is this true!?" ”
"You can give it a try." Zuo Xiaoright threw the jade bottle over.
Fahai raised his hand to catch it, opened the mouth of the bottle, and saw a strong Dan fragrance coming to his face, Fahai asked, instantly energetic, and his complexion was extremely ruddy: "Good Dan!" ”
Of course it's good Dan! This is the Danfang that Nuwa got from Taishang Laojun back then. Taishang Laojun is a well-known alchemy master in the heavens and all worlds, speaking of alchemy, no one is stronger than Taishang Laojun, and Taishang Laojun's strongest elixir is the Nine Turns Golden Pill, a Nine Turns Golden Pill can make mortals directly promoted to Da Luo Jin Immortal. How strong is this Da Luo Jin Immortal? is basically similar to the monkey of the Heavenly Palace, which shows how powerful Taishang Laojun's alchemy is.
However, this nine-turn golden pill is the exclusive secret recipe of Taishang Laojun, and it has never been passed on, although Nuwa and Taishang Laojun have a close relationship, they only got the refining method of the six-turn golden pill from Taishang Laojun, and the refining method naturally passed from the spiritual light of the year to the left and right Zhihai.
Zuo Xiaoyou spent more time practicing the art of Fuxi Bagua in the past 1,700 years, and the energy invested in alchemy was relatively small, so he only refined the three-turn Jindan, and the four-turn Jindan, the fifth-turn Jindan, and the sixth-turn Jindan above had not had time to learn, but only the three-turn Jindan, it was enough to increase a cultivator's cultivation for three hundred years.
Today, spirits with better qualifications may rise in the day after cultivating for hundreds of years and achieve positive results, and those with almost qualified qualifications will be cultivated for thousands of years. Of course, Bai Suzhen has cultivated for so many years, and she has cultivated for at least two thousand years, but she has not yet become a positive fruit, just because her master is the old mother of Lishan, and the immortal method passed on to her is too profound, and there are too many things to learn, so it has delayed Bai Suzhen's cultivation speed to achieve positive results.
But once Bai Suzhen achieves a positive result in this situation, she will be able to become a middle-level cadre such as a star monarch when she reaches Heavenly Court, compared to those ordinary cultivators who have become immortals and attained the Tao after hundreds of years, they are just a bunch of miscellaneous pawns in Heavenly Court, and they are not at the same level at all. For example, Cai Yin, who was with Hu Meiniang, a rabbit spirit who had been cultivating for hundreds of years, was accepted by Guanyin Bodhisattva after his death.
What do you take it for? Cleaning the purple bamboo forest, that is, sweeping the floor...... All right! Even if it is a sweeper, it is also a sweep for Guanyin Bodhisattva, the prime minister's door in front of the seven officials, what kind of bicycle do you need!
Zuo Xiaoyou used three three-turn golden pills, and the nine-hundred-year cultivation was exchanged for the six-hundred-year cultivation that was snatched by Bai Suzhen back then, and Fahai definitely did not lose.
Fahai hesitated for a moment, and after calculating the gains and losses, he finally made the right choice: "Amitabha." Fahai took the jade bottle into his arms and said, "The grudge between the old man and Mrs. Zun has been written off. ”
Zuo Xiaoyou smiled: "Wise choice." ”
"So, the old man retired." Nine hundred years of cultivation, Fahai can't wait.
In the world of the Legend of the New White Lady, basically everything is secretly done by Fahai. Fahai originally had no way to take Bai Suzhen, but because Bai Suzhen fell in love with Xu Xian, Fahai made trouble from it, so Bai Suzhen violated the rules of heaven and made the sin of flooding Jinshan, and later gave birth to Xu Shilin, and couldn't bear to leave, so he was put into the bowl by Fahai and suppressed under Leifeng Tower.
It is precisely because he knows what kind of goods Fahai is, Zuo Xiaoyou set the policy of sticks and carrots, and solved Bai Suzhen and his grievances in three or two clicks.
Although Zuo Xiaoyou doesn't care about the small role of Fahai, Fahai flies around like a fly, and it always feels annoying if he doesn't shoot to death. Well, now that the fly has been swatted to death, you can live a little more peacefully in the future.
After Fahai left, Zuo Xiaoyou returned to the backyard, and Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing hurriedly greeted him: "Official, how is Fahai doing?" ”
Seeing Bai Suzhen's anxious and worried face, Zuo Xiaoyou comforted: "Don't worry!" I've already sent him away, so you don't have to worry about that old monk stabbing you behind your back. ”
"Really!?" Bai Suzhen was surprised: "How did the officials do it?" ”
"Of course, it is to convince ......people with virtue," Zuo Xiaoyou smiled, and roughly explained what happened. After listening, Xiaoqing sighed and said, "That's nine hundred years of cultivation!" Brother Zuo, are we suffering too much? ”
"No loss." Zuo Xiaoyou shook his head: "After all, your sister stole Fahai's elixir a thousand years ago, and after so many years, even if it rolls interest, it should be rolled to nine hundred years." What's more, with me here, I'm afraid that there will be no panacea! ”
Hearing this, Xiaoqing's eyes lit up, and he said, "Yes, Brother Zuo, do you still have three turns of Jindan?" Give me a ten, eight. ”
"Eight, out of ten?" Zuo Xiaoyou knocked a knife on Xiaoqing's head, and scolded with a smile: "You should be a cabbage!" Still ten eight, believe it or not, you eat ten eight now, and the next moment you explode and die? ”
"It hurts." Xiaoqing covered her head and Xue Xue screamed in pain, and pouted: "Okay, then give me five or six." ”
Zuo Xiaoyou flicked Xiaoqing's forehead, and scolded with a smile: "First lay a good foundation for the immortal formula, and when you feel that the mana is insufficient, I will give you the golden pill." ”
"Words count." Although he couldn't get it immediately, thinking that his future cultivation could be unimpeded, Xiaoqing happily blossomed.
Being in it, Bai Suzhen only felt that her current life was so happy and beautiful, and she said in her heart: Compared with being a god in God, maybe it would be better to live freely in the world with officials and Xiaoqing!
Surrounded by love and friendship, Bai Suzhen gradually became obsessed.
……
In the purple bamboo forest of the South China Sea, Guanyin gently twisted the prayer beads, and kept calculating Bai Suzhen's current fate.
Soon after, the rosary in Guanyin's hand suddenly scattered, and the Buddha beads were scattered all over the place, and Guanyin also opened his eyes, showing surprise: "This Bai Suzhen's fate has also become blurred, who is her savior?" ”
After a moment of silence, Guanyin got up and left the lotus platform and left the South China Sea.
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On the fifth day of the fifth month of May, the Dragon Boat Festival, since a person named Qu Yuan jumped into the river, he left a festival for the people of the Central Plains to eat zongzi and drink realgar wine.
For ordinary people, this festival is naturally lively and very good, but it is a little difficult for Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing. Because on this day, realgar is sprinkled everywhere, and snakes and insects are the most afraid of realgar. Bai Suzhen cultivated to a high level and could maintain her human form, but Xiaoqing appeared in her original form early in the morning and went to the pond to 'escape the heat'.
"It's so hot!" Bai Suzhen took off her coat and fanned the wind with a folding fan in the house wearing only white obscene clothes, even if she showed her beautiful and graceful figure, she couldn't care about it when she was full of Zuo Xiaoyou.
Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly and said: "The heart is calm and naturally cool, the lady is attracted to the heat by the breath of the Dragon Boat Festival, what is the use of fanning." ”
"I know that too, but it's really hot and uncomfortable." Bai Suzhen now feels like eating hot pot in dog days, and it won't be over if she doesn't die of heat.
"If the lady is unbearable, why don't you change an ice bed for your husband and cool down with the lady?" Zuo Xiaoyou asked with a smile.
"The official still has the art of melting ice?" Bai Suzhen was a little surprised.
"Your family officials will know more." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly, raised his hand and pointed at it, and saw a water drop suddenly appear in the void, and then the water droplet became bigger and bigger, bigger and bigger, and gradually turned into a single bed two meters long and one meter wide, and then the water bed instantly froze and became an ice bed exuding a cold air, which fell steadily to the ground.
"Alright." Zuo Xiaoyou looked at this 'giant crib' and smiled: "Lady lie down and try it." ”
"The official is really a good skill." Bai Suzhen was very happy, and immediately jumped on the ice bed with slippers, and after lying down, a cold aura gathered all over her body, and the burning feeling really dissipated a lot.
"It's so comfortable." Bai Suzhen groaned a little coldly, looked sideways at Zuo Xiaoyou, and smiled: "Official, this bed is so good, I am very comfortable." ”
"It's good that the lady is comfortable." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly, thought about it, and conjured an ice bed again.
Bai Suzhen was slightly stunned, then suddenly smiled: "The official is made by Xiaoqing?" ”
"Xiaoqing's cultivation is shallow, this kind of day is much more difficult than the lady, you can't always sleep on the ice bed here, but she is staying in the pond in her original form, it's too pitiful." Zuo Xiaoyou nodded and said, "Wait a minute, lady, I'll call Xiaoqing over." ”
"The officials are really good to Xiaoqing." Bai Suzhen was moved, but there was a hint of inexplicable meaning in her words.
Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly: "If it weren't for Xiaoqing's clever mouth, my wife and I wouldn't have become husband and wife so quickly." It is said that the newcomer marries into the house, and the matchmaker throws it over the wall. A husband would not do such a ruthless and unrighteous thing. ”
Bai Suzhen chuckled: "What the official said is, go quickly!" Don't let Sister Xiaoqing suffer. ”
"I'm going to go for my husband."
Walking out of the attic and arriving at the pond, Zuo Xiaoyou shouted: "Xiaoqing, Xiaoqing come out quickly." ”
The water surface surged, and a huge cyan snake head appeared in front of him, and the snake head spat out: "What are you doing?" ”
This green snake is not Xiaoqing, but Xiaoqing's voice is sickly, and hearing it makes Zuo Xiaoyou feel a little distressed: "I made an ice bed, you are about to become a human, I will take you to sleep on the ice bed." ”
"Oh." Xiaoqing quickly recovered her body, and she was lazy and had no strength at all: "I can't walk, Brother Zuo, carry me." ”
"Okay, I'll carry you." Zuo Xiaoyou put Xiaoqing on her back, held her thighs with both hands, touched it gently, soft, although separated by a layer of clothes, it still has an excellent feel, Zuo Xiaoyou couldn't help but scratch a few more times.
"Hmm~~~~" Xiaoqing blushed a little: "Brother Zuo, don't touch it, it's itchy." ”
"Ahem, don't touch it." Zuo Xiaoyou carried Xiaoqing straight to the attic, and quickly put Xiaoqing into the hospital bed.
Stirred by the cold air emitted by the ice bed, Xiaoqing's spirit instantly improved a lot: "Huh? This ice bed is good! Then he rolled his eyes at Zuo Xiaoyou and complained: "Brother Zuo, you have this good thing, why didn't you take it out earlier?" I soaked in the water for a long time, and I was so uncomfortable that I died. ”
"Blame me." Zuo Xiaoyou scolded with a smile: "It's also the first time I've thought of the method of using ice to remove fire, and it seems to have a good effect." ”
"Yes, yes." Xiaoqing nodded with satisfaction, turned her head and smiled at Bai Suzhen: "Sister, it seems that we don't have to feel uncomfortable every year during the Dragon Boat Festival in the future." ”
Bai Suzhen looked at Xiaoqing's spread belly pocket, and couldn't help but point with a smile.
Xiaoqing was puzzled, looked down, and suddenly snorted, covered her chest with her hands, and glared at Zuo Xiaoyou viciously.
"......" Zuo Xiaoyou is very innocent: it's none of my business! (To be continued.) )