Chapter 9: The Art of Immortality
Bang Yue's heart almost rushed to her throat.
This, this, this-
At this time, she probably knew what Su Wen's mood was when she said that she was going to pass on Su Wen's poison technique.
Although this person in the temple is not an immortal, he is not a mortal either.
It goes back to the year she was two years old. There were a lot of major events that year, the explosion in the capital for no reason, the destruction of thousands of houses, affecting a radius of several miles, because of this, the first emperor issued an edict, the ministers called for the change of the eldest son as the prince, and then caused the rebellion of the first prince, easy to Chu Zen and other major events recorded in history.
Bang Yue witnessed the explosion, and it was actually two people who slapped each other in the air. And one of them happened to fall in the courtyard of the Qin family after the explosion.
Bang Yue relied on the fact that she looked like a two-year-old baby, and had the courage to run closer to see the man. In martial arts novels, when such a master is in trouble, he often accepts a destined disciple with a clear bone......
He was an obscene-looking old man, his robe was torn and tattered in the fight, and his face was languishing, but he was not in danger of his life.
It's just that... He seemed to be beaten stupid. Seeing Bang Yue, he smiled and said, "Little baby, quickly take this immortal back to my immortal mansion!" There will be a big reward! ”
So Bang Yue took it upon himself to make him a mansion in the dilapidated City God Temple in the east of the city...
This old man doesn't eat or drink, he only loves to lick sesame oil. On the first and fifteenth day of the new year, Bang Yue bought sesame oil and candles for him, and cleaned the temple by the way. I don't know which of the old man and the city god got the light.
In the early years, I had to go every other day or two, because I couldn't take too much sesame oil, and when I grew up, I fixed it on the fifteenth day of the new year, which was just right.
When she was five years old, the old man passed on her poison skills. To be precise, she secretly learned poison. To be more precise, it was the old man who wanted to pass it on but didn't want to say it clearly, so he only deliberately missed a little bit every time she came, and then leaked a little more...
This poison art is extremely simple to say, and extremely esoteric to say it.
It is that there are dry heaven, Kundi, thunder, Xunfeng, Kanshui, Lihuo, Genshan, and Duize gossip between heaven and earth, each corresponding to the south, north, northeast, southwest, west, east, northwest, southeast eight directions, each of them has a rhyme, the old fairy took her to sing for two years, and sang these eight rhymes in her chest.
Heaven and earth, wind, thunder, water, volcanoes, and eight directions, in harmony and resonance in the human body, which one is deviated, people will have corresponding problems, which can be reflected from the pulse case. After the eight rhythms are crushed and crushed in the heart, feel the pulse, and you can find the beat and know the root cause.
There are eight kinds of strange poisons in the world, and the partial birth just corresponds to these eight veins, and the poison is deadly, but if the human body just lacks this point, and it just fills this point, it will be beneficial and harmless to neutralize the two by two. It's just that this critical point is difficult to grasp, and the human pulse is like the eight tones gathered, and it is necessary to accurately distinguish the eight branches in this sound rope, and find which pulse is too strong and which pulse is missing, and it is not possible to have more or less points. It's like listening to a symphony of 100 people, one of the strings is half a degree lower, if you are not familiar with the melody, your ears are excellent and your spirit is strong, you must not be able to find it.
Therefore, ordinary diseases are ordinary doctors, and this magic is not usually used. After I became a practitioner, I have treated several terminal diseases that cannot be saved by ordinary methods.
In fact, this magic can't be regarded as a poison technique, just because the eight flavors of strange poison are pure and pure, which is in line with the eight trigrams, unlike ordinary herbs that always mix various attributes in between, and impurities need to be removed before application. Compared with it, the eight poisons are convenient and easy to use, and the effect is more direct and significant.
Seeing the supernatural abilities of the old man with his own eyes, and learning this thaumaturgy, Bang Yue naturally knew that the old man was not an ordinary person.
Therefore, when she heard that she was going to pass on her immortal technique, how could she not get excited and get carried away?
People in the world seek fame and fortune, but they want to live better than others, and get others to look up to and respect, and what they ask for is only the four words "superior". Who can not be crazy about it?
Rao is a man in two lives, open-minded, and he can't hold back his excitement at this moment.
"It's really fake, your cowhide can blow up to the sky." She forced her indifference, but her ears stood upright, catching the sound behind the statue.
"Hmph, it's more real than pearls! Little baby, come with your ears. ”
Bang Yue got up, shook her shirt, and stumbled around the back of the statue.
Sure enough, the old man was holding a black jar, stretching out his tongue and squeaking and licking the sesame oil inside. Bang Yue said in her heart: This is an old mouse who has become a sperm!
She didn't think he was dirty, and she would pinch him on the shoulder as soon as she sat next to him. In the middle of the night, the old man snorted twice in satisfaction and pouted his teeth. Bang Yue knew that he was going to start shaking dry goods, so she quickly fixed her mind and pointed her ears.
"The art of immortality—"
"There's a prerequisite—"
"First of all—"
"You're going to be a dead man—"
"Then you won't die!"
The old man patted his belly and laughed so hard that he lost his eyes.
While scolding her mother in her heart, Bang Yue knew that she was delusional, so she also laughed with the old man. An old man and a young man smiled comfortably, Bang Yue patted his buttocks, and quit the old man.
Throwing two thin arms out of the City God Temple, Bang Yue walked all the way, laughing all the way, and hitting the two balls of meat carelessly.
When I raised my head, I saw that it was Feng Niang, shrugging her chest, and a thin layer of sweat was on her face.
"Yo, the old bustard doesn't sleep during the day, why did he run out?"
Feng Niang grabbed his shirt and said, "But I'm caught!" You thing, what sweet words did you say to Miss Shi? Coaxed her to redeem herself and follow you! ”
Hearing the code "Girl", Bang Yue knew that something was wrong, shrugged her shoulders with a smile and followed Feng Niang to Fengyue Tower.
Entering the inner courtyard, Feng Niang put away her smile and said, "It's the singing boy who is here." I asked Feng Die'er to tell him what he said, but he didn't dare to leave, and I had to see the head of the house, so I had to hide him in the backyard - I don't know if he was seen when he came. ”
Bang Yue "poofed" and smiled: "Last time, Feng Niang praised him to the sky, but he was also a soft-legged person." After laughing, he instructed Feng Niang, "You go and prepare the carriage and horses, just the gray canopy I use when I go out of the city on weekdays." Two horses, dry food and water for three or five days, parked in the back alley and waited for me. ”
"The second master wants to hide the seventh prince in the Zhuangzi?"
Bang Yue shook her head: "It will be decided temporarily, you will go to Qin's house to inform Mother Yang." Well... His name is Seventh Prince? ”
"Hmm."
Seeing that Feng Niang was a little hesitant, Bang Yue said: "Feng Niang doesn't need to lead me, I'll just go in and see him myself, you can be busy." That's right - on the days when I am not there, every first and fifteenth day of the new year, I buy 20 catties of sesame oil, 10 catties of white rice, and half a catty of salt, and send them to the Chenghuang Temple in the east of the city. ”
"Whoa." Feng Niang responded and turned around.
Bang Yue went to the window, and heard a voice from inside-
"No, bear with me."
She was slightly stunned, but her voice was very good. Don't you say it's the singing son? Who else is inside? In broad daylight, what is this doing?
"People want to... After enduring it for so long, people... People can't bear it anymore! Another voice sneered. Sounds like an underage boy.
Bang Yue couldn't help but stop in front of the door, raising her hand and not knowing whether to knock on it or not.
"Then you will go and find your brother Qing." The man's voice was slightly cold.
"Go, go! Hum! ”
The door was slammed open, and Bang Yue was startled, and when she looked intently, she saw an eleven or twelve-year-old boy pursing his lips angrily, quickly passing past her, and heading out of the courtyard.
Bang Yue stayed for a while, thinking about the appearance of this boy, and felt a little uncomfortable in her heart. The boy was very pretty, but his eyebrows and eyes seemed to be surrounded by anger, his lips were abnormally scarlet, and his face was pale and pale. Bang Yue sighed secretly, what a good boy, he was ruined like this, making people not human, ghosts and ghosts.
These scholars read the books of the sages, but they love the whole moth. What a scholar, this is clearly a prostitute! Listening to these words, it seems that he is still sharing the moss with others......
Such a person deserves Feng Niang's other eyes? Bang Yue said in her heart, such a lewd and obscene guy, it is better to throw it to Yang Wan and exchange it for 10,000 taels of silver flowers!
When he thought about it, the door in front of the meeting was slowly closing by itself, and he hurriedly stretched out his hand to push it, and entered the house with a big grin, and shouted unceremoniously: "Where is the seventh prince!" ”
When I looked at it, I saw a person in white clothes sitting at the table and pouring himself a drink, and his posture was really chic and graceful.
Hearing her shout, the man slowly turned his face sideways. He looks even better than Shen Chen, and his temperament is even better. If you walk on the street more, Shen Chen's name of "the most beautiful man in the capital" will change hands.
is indeed worthy of Feng Niang's evaluation of the words "upside down sentient beings".
Bang Yue frowned heavily - why is this person so familiar?
When this man saw Bang Yue, the same thought turned in his heart.
The two of them were stunned for a moment, and Bang Yue was shocked to find that she was looking at a broken sleeve and was stunned, and she was a woman dressed as a man at this time, so she couldn't help but raise her eyebrows, clear her throat, and said, "I'm the one who is in charge here." They call me the second master. ”
This man's eyes bent and he smiled: "The second master comes and sits." I secretly thought in my heart: A little guy like this looks familiar, and he doesn't pay attention to look at them one by one on weekdays, and if someone steals beams and changes pillars and mixes them inside, it is difficult to notice. This second-in-command knows how to hide in the city.
Bang Yue sat down silently across from him, saw him take a new teacup, poured half a cup of green tea, and slowly pushed it to her side. His hands are also very good, his fingers are slender, white and pure, but there is no sense of femininity, and he knows at a glance that they are real men's hands.
I don't know how many times these hands have stroked the boy, Bang Yue thought about it, she shuddered coldly, her throat became dry, and she wanted to lift the tea to eat, thinking that it came from these hands, the teacup that was brought to her mouth paused and froze in mid-air.
She coughed heavily, put the teacup on the table, got up and said, "Without further ado, I will take my son out of Beijing to avoid trouble." ”
He hummed with a smile and got up to follow her.
Bang Yue was a little surprised, but he didn't care, he thought that he would have to talk about Silas and say a bunch of troublesome things, and then explain it for half an hour.
She looked back a few times, and saw that he only followed her with a smile, and when she got up in the back alley, she invited him to the gray canopy, sat on the wheel with her buttocks crooked, and gently flicked the horsewhip and went straight to the city gate.
When he got to the city gate, he was really stopped.
"Old horse, itchy back? Dare to stop Fengyuelou's car? Bang Yue said as she danced two whip flowers in the void.
The guards at the city gate grinned with yellow teeth and smiled: "Little second brother is running errands for Fengyue Tower again?" Why don't you see their head of the house rewarding you with a yellow flower girl as a daughter-in-law? ”
"Phew! The yellow flower girl in the kiln is rare, but I am not rare! Hurry up and get out of the way, Zhuangzi is still waiting, that master can't afford to offend today! Bang Yue had a ghost in his heart, for fear that he would lift the curtain to take a look, so he hurriedly interrupted to leave.
"Can't afford to offend the master? Which girl did you send to wait? I'll see if I can wait. The old horse winked his eyebrows and looked into the curtain.
"Hey-" Bang Yue blocked his gaze with her body, "That is the emperor Lao Tzu doesn't pay attention to it, if he delays any longer, if he is annoyed, beware of cutting off your head to make a urinal!" ”
Lao Ma's eyes rolled: "I know, it must be the prince of Qiwang who hides his head and shows his ass." ”
Bang Yue scratched her head, "It's not what I said, get out of the way, you old." This one has a lot of quirks, huh~" She pouted and waved her hand.
"I really can't afford to offend, the son of the privy councillor dares to move, and I can't grow ten heads enough for him to cut off." The old horse muttered and waved his hand to let go.