Chapter 112: The Great Red Ridge Monster School has been established
As soon as I heard it, "I don't want money, so what do you want?" ”
Ahri said, "I will refine the leaves of the vine, one a month." ”
Now I know how useful the leaves are, two pieces of boiling two pots of water, Leng is to create more than a hundred monsters, it dares to speak, one mouth is one a month!
I said, "No, I don't have much of this leaf, this is a reward at the end of the year, once a year, and you will be rewarded with a piece for your good performance, and you can't use this for your usual salary." You can ask for something else for your usual salary. Is it okay to give money? ”
Ahri pouted, looking unhappy, "I'm a youkai, or a spirit monster without a body, what's the use of asking for money?" Since the refined vine leaves can't work, then come to the exchange point, a hundred exchange points a month is always okay, if it doesn't work, then I won't do it, you can ask another master. ”
What is the exchange point?
I'm confused.
But it doesn't matter, Ah Hua must know.
"No problem, 100 exchange points a month, that's it."
I agreed to come down, seeing that Ahri is too daring to open his mouth with my lion, first promise to come down, if it is reasonable, it will be paid, if it is unreasonable, hum, there is a book about how to say, talking does not count, that is one of the inevitable advantages of the success of every big man, we are the new Superman Flash with the mission of saving the world, and talking doesn't count the gods, that's not a thing.
Ahri asked, "Then what do I have to do as the principal, what do you want me to do in the school, and what do you want me to teach these monsters to be?" Is it to concentrate on cultivation, or to be domineering, are you going to let them be thugs, or are you ready to train them to be little brothers? ”
Damn, how much more do you talk about training a monster, listening to Ahri, who is still a connoisseur.
I said, "You know what school we go to?" ”
"You know, the nine-year compulsory system, plus three years of high school, and then the university entrance examination, what?"
"Just teach according to this, and use our textbooks, and I'll go to the Xinhua bookstore in the city tomorrow to buy some textbooks for you."
"Huh? You don't teach them magic practice, you teach them human knowledge? This, this doesn't seem to be very reliable, right? They're monsters, shouldn't they learn some spells to protect themselves? ”
"Learn the basics first, and then say magic things, we black-faced gods said, the most important thing is to be down-to-earth, step by step, you can't be too ambitious, you haven't learned it, you just want to run." It's like this to be a man, and it's also like this to be a monster, so learn the basics first, and then talk about learning spells. Also, ideological and moral classes and political classes must be opened, but they can't be like our school, where unimportant classes are just named, but they are not given. ”
Ahri said helplessly: "Okay, you are the boss, you have the final say." The usual specific teaching system or something, I have the final say. ”
"Of course, you are the principal, as long as you teach them to study hard and make progress every day, then you have the final say!"
Once I've got Ahri, I'll take it to the Demon Suppression Tomb.
When I got to the ground, I saw it, okay, all the monsters were in full swing to clean up, and a large open space had been cleared, Ah Hua stood on a high stalactite, and commanded this group of new monsters to turn around, Huang Xiaoxiao and Huang Fei stood under the stalactites on the left and right, with a loyal dog-legged posture.
Let everyone stop the work at hand first, gather and stand in a square line, chickens and ducks in a row, cats and dogs in a row, cows, sheep and pigs stand behind, geese stand on the side, mice, mouses, squirrels, rabbits, snakes stand in the middle, neatly and neatly, I stood above, and immediately found the feeling of the principal.
Damn, this is really not a good feeling, our principal was scared by my own hands and turned himself in at the police station.
"Let me introduce to you, this is the fox spirit Ahri, who has been a monster for many years, and has pretended to be a fox fairy and received incense offerings in the world, which can be said to be an example and goal for you new monsters, today I invited it over, to be the principal of you, to teach you. Everyone must cherish this hard-won opportunity, study hard, make progress every day, and strive to study well when the time comes...... Uh, be a good monster, be a monster with ideals, reason and ability, be a monster with pursuits, dreams and capital, be a, uh, now, please Principal Ahri to give you a speech, everyone applauds and welcomes. ”
Youkai, you look at me, I look at you, obviously not understanding what it means to applaud and welcome, so I had to clap my hands and make a show for them.
Ahri climbed the stalactites to the jagged applause, crossed his waist and said, "I have been a monster for a hundred and thirty years, and I don't know where I am older than you." As an elder, I will tell you a little bit of demon life experience now, that is, all monsters who are not good at learning are either caught as experiments, or they are captured and abused as pets, or they are caught and eaten, and they are also caught and refined, in short, it is very miserable, very miserable......"
All the youkai turned their heads to look at me in unison, the only human present.
Damn, Ahri is this going to incite these monsters against humanity?
Shall I kill it now?
Ahri hurriedly said: "Well, don't look at the master, he is the best among the human race, of course, there are many good among the human race, and he will not discriminate against us." However, we can't pin our own demon life on the mercy of others, we must be self-reliant, just like the master said, we must study hard and improve every day. As a monster, if you don't study hard and don't have an ideal pursuit, what's the difference between it and a salted fish? Let me tell you, this world is very big and wonderful, and only by studying hard and having the ability can you go out to wave. If you don't have the ability, you go out and bump into each other, which is also the result of being abused by others. So our slogan is obscene development don't wave, when the development is good, with capital and then go out to wave, and we have the ability, the master will like us more, will not casually throw us away and sell, I tell you, don't think that you are a monster is not easy to sell, the master is a big smuggler, can sell anything, like us monsters, casually can be sold for a good price, so we must strive to realize our own value, let us be higher than the selling price so that the master will not sell us, Because he will lose money if he sells it, and as a smuggler, he will definitely not lose money. So, do you want to be the master's goods, or do you want to follow the master to smuggle and be a successful smuggler? ”
"Smuggler trader!"
The youkai below replied somewhat uncertainly.
"Be louder, let's talk together, I can't hear it!" Ahri shouted, "Are you smaller than your former kind who didn't become a youkai?" ”
"Smuggler!"
"Smuggler!"
"Smuggler!"
"Okay, then I'm looking forward to everyone's performance. Now I announce that the 12-year consistent school of the Great Red Ridge Monster has been officially established! ”
How do I think Ahri is going to take all these guys out into the ditch?